#porthos the beagle

[best-star-trek-character]

ENT Semi-finals

[spockvarietyhour]

Star Trek Enterprise "Zero Hour"

[ragpicker-and-poet]

[ultimate-good-dog]

Ultimate Good Dog Left Side Round 2

[crystal-mouse]

Snoopy-prise :)

[forfuckssakejim]

i would die for porthos

[startrek-readerslog]

Short Story Dump 1

Let’s try out the short story dump! I will include all the story titles and authors in the tags.

Cabin E-14 by Shane Zeranski: 

Dr. Phlox is deemed the best person to decontaminate the crew quarters of resident time traveler Daniels. 

A light hearted yet interesting Phlox POV! I think it was a little Phlox depth with a loved one he loved and lost along with a little foreshadowing of Tucker’s demise.

8/10

Rounding a Corner Already Turned by Allison Cain:

Porthos and Malcom switch bodies.

I love my Star Trek with shenanigans. There is a silly chase scene, funny moments of both human in dog body and dog in human body. This is my first home run.

10/10

Insantiy by A. Rhea King:

The crew comes in contact with a device that makes them live their worst fear.

A little bland, a little forgettable, but well written. Each of the crews fears was interesting to think about.

6/10

Savior by Julie Hyzy:

The Enterprise runs into a time traveler trying to change the future of his planet, they try to stop him.

Wow I really had to read about Space jesus and what would have happened if we all were Christians huh? This Jew is a little sad about that.

2/10

Have Beagle Will Travel: The Legend of Porthos by Louisa M. Swann:

Porthos is a legendary spy.

I hated this one. It was almost unintelligible. I hated the premise. This is also a professional commission work! Not fanfic!! How was it so bad?

1/10

Earthquake Weather by Louisa M. Swann:

Trip can’t sleep but everyone else sure can.

Given this is the same author as the last one I was apprehensive, but it was benign. A little mystery moment that felt reminiscent of the show.

6.5/10

Hero by  Lorraine Anderson:

Janitor saves the day.

This is certainly one of the shortest stories (4 pages). The idea of a person who doesn’t have any special talents still having a place on the ship makes my heart a little happy.

7/10

Mother Nature's Little Reminders by A. Rhea King:

Tornado on an away mission; Trip has some flashbacks.

Wow making Trip responsible for the death of his grandfather because he loved his dog too much is like...a lot. Cute T’Pol and Trip moment tough.

5/10

[deadheaddaisy]

Sweet, darling Porthos my little nunu

STAR TREK CREATOR CHALLENGE

Week 5 - Favorite pet

Porthos

[Image description: five gifs from Star Trek Enterprise focusing on Archer's beagle, Porthos

Gif 1: Porthos is sitting and wagging his tail, he barks one time. The background of the gif is purple, and Porthos is written with a green background. Underneath, Porthos is written in the phonetic alphabet.

Gif 2: Porthos is sitting on his bed, he looks at something before he puts his head down. The gif has a green backround. On the right, there is written "Species: canis familiaris (dog)", and below "Breed: English beagle"

Gif 3: Archer is holding Porthos who has a bandage on his forehead. Archer is talking to Phlox off-screen. On the top left corner is written "Rarely seen without his human: Jonathan Archer"

Gif 4: Gif comprised of three smaller gifs. The larger one shows Porthos laying in Archer's ready room, he hears something and looks up. On the top left corner, there is written "Strengths include". The first smaller gif shows Archer laying on the ground, unconscious, and Porthos licking his face. Below is written "Being an alarm clock" The second smaller gif shows Porthos standing up and barking. The text is "Detecting anomalies" The last smaller gif shows Archer and Porthos playing on Archer's bed. The text is "Good boy behavior"

Gif 5: Gif comprised of three smaller gifs. The larger one shows Porthos being pet by an off-screen person, he lays down on his side to offer his belly to scratches. Text on the top left corner reads "Weaknesses are few" The first smaller gif shows Archer giving Porthos some cheddar. The text below is "Cheese" The second smaller gif is of Porthos in isolation. Archer uses the glove to pet him, and Porthos puts his paw on Archer's hand. Below there is written, "Alien pathogens" The last smaller gif shows one of the Ferengi intruders holding Porthos and looking at him under different angles. The text below reads "No language skills."

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[elencr]

i go feral over the fact that ellie would literally lay her life down for porthos.  that girl grew UP with a beagle.  they are her favourite breed.  they just make her very nostalgic and EMOTIONAL.  she sees that baby boy and immediately just “ i will die for you  ,  pupper.  ”

[sittinwithyou]

I completely missed this show since I was in the military when it came out but I'm really glad that I'm able to catch back up now.

There's something so wholesome and genuine about this guy who is so concerned about his own pet, that he's willing to let his starship fall around his ears.

The things we do for love. The things we do for our pets.

[best-star-trek-character]

Quarter-Finals

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Deleted Scene "Similitude"

[star-trek-dumb-comics]

Star Trek fans need to take a page from Star Wars fans' book and clown more on the shows' terrible lines. So here we go, share the most iconic worst dialogue in Star Trek ! I've already mentioned "I'm doing the breast- best I can" and "this is Porthos, my beagle, my pal" from A night in sickbay (and I could basically paste all of Archer's lines from this episode honestly), but others than come to mind are "It's pon farr night at the Vulcan night club", "Brain ! brain ! What is brain ??", "I did fall asleep reading a particularly erotic chapter in my grandmother's journal", "Have you noticed how your boobs have started to firm up?", and my personal favourite, "And you people, you're all astronauts on some kind of star trek ?" (I can't BELIEVE I never see people making fun of this one, come on)

[ultimate-good-dog]

Porthos moves on to round 2!

Ultimate Good Dog Left Side Round 1

[fictionaldogcompetition]

Round 2

[image ID: the first image is of the Annoying Dog, a small, white dog with a black, pixelated outline. the second image is of Porthos, a beagle. end ID]

[beauxjangles]

hi checks smudged writing on hand. do they have cute alien animals in star trek :D

ohhh my god. ohhh my god lily putting my hand on your shoulder looking at you with grateful eyes. they DO !!!!

this one is the most well known; it's from TOS and is really just a dog in a shag rug with a horn and antennae on its head :)

and a tail apparently?

2. this one only really appeared in TAS unfortunately :( it's called a Sehlat and is basically a bear/lion/sabertooth tiger! Spock had one when he was a kid

3. going back on what I said earlier. these are actually the most well-known: tribbles! they appear throught almost all of the series! they're basically just furry little guys :)

4. Murf from Prodigy?

unfortunately we're not presented with a whole lot of "cute" aliens. but there are lots of dogs and cats throughout the franchise! a few examples:

Data's cat Spot from TNG!

Captain Archer's beagle Porthos from Enterprise!

Captain Janeway's Irish Setter Mollie (in a very blurry picture) from Voyager!

Grudge from Discovery!

And Barclay's cat Neelix in Voyager :)

THANK YOU FOR THE ASK !!! much appreciated :] I am always willing to talk about Star Trek; your smudged notes were good!