#poor dale

[thegeorgiahuntsman]

Daryl Dixon in Every Episode - Judge, Jury, Executioner (S02E011)

[monsterfloofs]

M-MAYBE WE SHOULDN’t TRUST THE GIANT RAINBOW CREATURE THAT STOLE THE EARTH GUYS—

Nah it’s fine, this is cool, don’t know what's wrong with you man.

A silly doodle xD Oh to be the only person with common sense. . .

I have been listening to this song non-stop and I have a feeling when I write this story it’s going to be a bit goofy dkdkdkdkd

[sparxyv]

Ravenclaw Buddies 💙

would you join them? 😗

[froody]

[circusk]

can someone kill these guys. what's wrong with them.

[nattravn-art]

Lost in the depths of the Lake

[bunnieswithknives]

You know, considering that Dale has a big interest in anything that can make him money

Would he use his newfound form to make a profit?

I feel as though, if it was Dev who got that bite, he'd totally use it for profit. Be it filming Dev like he's filming a odd dog, or caging him like he's some sort of attraction.

Oh, imagine all the promotions he could do! All the money he could make! All for the low low price of sacrificing his son

Too bad it wasn't Dev who got bit though

As addicted to money as Dale this is, quite literally, his worst nightmare come to life. He is horrified by his body and the idea of letting anybody see him like this is too mortifying to bare. not to mention he fully believes this is direct punishment for his actions.

As for using Dev a money making tool like that... horrifyingly, he probably would if he could get away with hiding that it was his child. That being said this never would have happened to Dev.

[callmegaith]

Mourning a life that was never yours

You never had control.

[starleska]

just some thoughts re: Dale Dimmadome's potential redemption arc

(cw for mentions of abuse and neglect) i see a lot of folks hoping that Dale Dimmadome gets some kind of redemption arc - and i'd love to see that too! the writers would do an excellent job as they're doing with all of FOPANW... ...but at the same time, i almost hope that that doesn't happen. FOPANW is noticeably less cynical than the OG series, with a great deal more optimism and less pain: especially with Hazel being such a bright protagonist and having wonderful, loving parents. but Dev and the relationship with his father feels like something straight out of the original show.

i think it's one of the things that made the original Fairly Oddparents so beloved - lots of us could really relate to Timmy and other characters who were routinely mistreated by the adults in their lives, even in a cartoonish way. i think Dale's abuse and neglect of Dev is in line with the more emotionally sensitive writing we're seeing out of kid's cartoons now: it feels very real, and it's so nice to see that type of pain validated by giving Dev a fairy godparent 💖 i'm very curious as to which direction they'll go in. if they do give Dale a redemption arc, i wonder if they'll go through a whole Dimmadome lineage thing and also address Dale's past history at the lemonade sweatshop. it feels like, compared to the original, they're bringing up this topic in a much more nuanced and real way, which is why so many people are comparing Dale to Clay Puppington: a sinister combo of neglect and manipulation which, if this were a more adult show, could become very dark. i think either outcome could be very satisfying. if Dale gets a redemption arc and learns to love his son, treat him better, and let go of his trauma, that would be brilliant - and i think more likely. however, if the writers choose to go for a very real 'you don't need to seek approval from people who harm you' message, i think they'll do it an age-appropriate way, and with a lot of skill 🔥🔥🔥

[pseudopony]

everyone keeps saying dale has no hygiene, to which i say: yes, but he really doesn't mean to.

like, he takes baths, but then doesn't...actually wash himself. he'll just sit in it and think that its doing something.

furthermore, this man is NOT a deodorant owner!!! he covers up his scent with weak rose scented perfume (not cologne, perfume. look me in my eyes and tell me i'm wrong), but it doesn't really work. it just ends up smelling like both.

[thelesbianluthor]

Dale Lee fighting the angels at every chance to give his wife Sofia tax advice and watch the deers with her is the sweetest most heartbreaking thing ever.

[neverswungonswingingstars]

Dale and Tim in The Newsreader s2

[zzyzxtourguide]

Alright alright fine. A’s and B’s it is

Summary of events:

Seth returns with the unicorn horn

The centaurs start blasting their horns and approaching the yard because they just KNOW the Sorenson stole the heart of… grundhold?? Groundhog?? Grumphad???? Idk wherever they live

Dale ran down the stairs, bleary with sleep

Ruth or someone goes “QUICK DALE THE CENTAURS ARE UPSET ABOUT SOMETHING GO OUTSIDE AND FIND OUT WHY-“ knowing dang well herself why they were upset and just not telling him-

Poor guy had no clue what was happening

POP QUIZ

[depivis]

Underground Blossom!! Yay!! Played the whole entire game in once sitting, it made my brain decompose. So here are some silly drawings of Laura and Dale + doodles. Feel free to share your thoughts abt the game, I'd love to hear more people's thoughts. I have a whole block of text of my own but ehhh idk may or may not share :3

[bearotonin-international]

“but broo I want some too. C’mon bro” — Chip to Dale

[suezthom]

Last night, it seemed very normal. People out on the street, everything open. There was no sense anything is wrong.

The Newsreader | S01E06