#polyamory exists!

[skipperauroras]

People acting like Snakewolf is dying when it was 'dead' when Diane was in the picture or at least it's a poly couple ever consider that? I'm one of those who enjoyed snakewolf and the chemistry between Mr. Wolf and Mr. Snake, but I hate how people already hating on my girl Joy Doom because to them she's an obstacle, not to mention Doom is totally bisexual herself have you ever considered Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Diane Foxington and Joy Doom could be a polyamorous couple of four? like maybe Joy even has bit of a crush on Diane as well, so maybe I ship all four of these people, I hate that people are calling Joy a random chick when she's a character that's been in the books since forever! it's really gross people are hating my girl Joy Doom before she can even star in the movie! They are all one big quad poly ship and you can't convince me other wise lol

[i-m-abett]

heteronormativity should be its own genre of horror tbh

[zazrichor]

summer nights in the korcari wilds

[jayktoralldaylong]

"We finally got Jayvik, why aren't you happy?"

Cause Jayce's bisexuality is getting erased by the Jayvik fans. 😑 (I swear it was the exact same problem with Meljay, people insisting that Jayce is not gay. Now, they're doing it the other way around and pretending like he only tolerated her. Which is insane).

Like bisexual people are fictional characters and it is IMPOSSIBLE for people to love more than one person.

Even if you don't ship MelJayVik, saying that Jayce at no point loved Mel? That his feelings for her were not real??? Whaaaat?

Fought so hard just to win and lose at the same time. Cause yeah, people now agree that Jayce is in love with Viktor.......and now they're erasing Mel.

"Mel is an empath so she only reflects-"

Yeah, she's REFLECTING all the LOVE that Jayce feels for HER and PROVING that he feels it for Viktor TOO!! Mel is not a replacement Viktor, they look nothing like, they act nothing alike. 😭 They are two different and yet similar people and he loved them BOTH!

People really took "Mel is an empath" and ran with it right into the ditch.

[brikogane]

Jinx: I can't pick.

Vi: You have to. You can't date both.

Ekko: I mean, she could.

Lux: *nods in agreement*

Vi:

Jinx:

[decepti-thots]

there are so many reasons that the 'it's fine we have a Heaven Polycule now :)' cdrw + dominus panel in the mederi arc is funny to me but tbh. the funniest of all. is that it really does imply that this Whole Time rewind's thought process was 'obviously if chromedome married me knowing i'm looking for my other husband we don't need to talk about polyamory, that's clearly been decided', blissfully unaware that chromedome in fact just thinks he's going to get dumped, and so i assume chromedome is just stood there like. mentally trying to process and not say out loud Wait, What.

[i-would-get-in-the-water-naked]

Polites and Ody are so goddamn gay i cant with those two men

"my best friend" yea sure bro, and they were roommates

Very gay. Very homosexual. Very not demure and very obvious.

[carouselunique]

I saw you running your snout on X~♡

Sure im ugly, im fat, and of course im not all up there sure~♡

But hey atleast i dont like humiliating a non binary trans character, and if im 100 percent honest your little worthless ship of luz and mabel is pasable, maybe even decent.

But doesn't change the fact you promote transphobia supporting this type of rhetoric~♡

Lmao it’s amazing how you think you have the moral highground by being a bully over a canon crossover ship. Stan x Eda is quite literally a canon ex-ship and I don’t think Raine would have an issue with a relationship that happened between their own with Eda considering they were broken up when it happened.

But by all means keep being a dick about it, it’s fuckin’ funny. All this smoke for old people romance.

[sparkly-sediment]

do you have thought about. polyteam (minus spyscout. FUCK spyscott)Who the shit is scott

why yes I do! I think these gorillas wake the jungle with their monkeyfucking!

Why the Tf2 mercs could actually be a polyteam

I believe polyteam minus interfamilial relations (ew!) is a biological destiny derived from primitive social systems and is a result of homo sapiens’ evolution

Early modern humans banded together in polyamorous groups of roughly 10-15 people and those groups likely had open sexual relationships (supported by fossil records and the habits of our closest relatives the apes!!)

🦧 🦍 ❤️❤️😩💦🧬

These groups would work together to survive and share tasks such as hunting, foraging, building tools and shelter, and even grooming!!

They also had sex with each other!

Intimacy improves the relationships within a group and builds trust. Yk how some people enjoy a/b/o? Minus the hierarchy and m-preg thing (unless… do you think Medic would??) yes Early Modern Humans were like that!!! most likely with the current scientific understanding of homo behavior and evolution

So, the tf2 mercs being one big band of men living together and fighting together is already canon. It makes biologically sense to make them be freaky!! T O T A L L Y how science works! Medic def agrees I’m sure!!

And, with Scout and Spy being related, it still works. In contemporary hunter/gatherer societies children have upwards of 10-14 primary caregivers! Scout could either be fathered by 8 men of bodied by 8 men. Either way, it would work out alright.

As a means of unifying the group, strengthening bonds, and coping with the gravel wars, these guys could totally circle jerk. More likely, however, is passing one another around like a blunt and they all get ripped

(not literally tho, i prophesize they take prep rather seriously) (fingers up their butts) (monkey sounds)

[lizzieraindrops]

like oh my god. yes ikora is extremely aromantic. yes chalco is the love of her soul. yes it's entirely platonic and all-consuming. yes she's also demi for eris. yes it's incredibly lesbian/sapphic. yes that's equally important. yes this does incorporate them into the greater reef polycule. what's not clicking

[yulsbabymama]

polyam relationships r so awesome and fun when there isn't a bitch buzzing in ur ear abt how it's "cheating" and "weird"

[bittsandpieces]

Hi...i'm a married man and love my wife but have just discovered your blog.....you're so damn pretty you make me want to cheat on my wife.

I'm going to find your wife and fuck her so well she leaves you for me because I can actually make her come

[ivanhoe-dont-do-it]

Finished the good place for the second time and once again I am genuinely offended by how monogamous they kept everyone at the end.

Janet says Jason was a good kisser and Eleanor goes “yeah I’ll bet” as if to say “I wish I knew that for myself.” Eleanor spends thousands of Bearimys hitting on Tahani, who often reciprocates, and the only time they hooked up was that one attempt where they were soulmates, maybe? Eleanor explicitly acknowledges that Simone could be as much of a soulmate to Chidi as she is. Tahani clearly considers her friends her soulmates, as she no longer laments not having one even though she ends up technically single. You’re telling me no one in the core four was trying to fuck a historical figure? None of them attended a heaven orgy, even once? Sure maybe not Chidi but I can’t see him minding Eleanor going, maybe not Tahani except do you know how many names you can drop after a heaven orgy? Do you know what a feat of party planning it would be to host?

What about Eleanor and Frida Kahlo? What about all the exes who never got over Eleanor? What about the gay and bisexual philosophers Chidi would befriend? What did Janet do after Jason left and all she had was time to learn new things, the influence of Eleanor, and Jason’s explicit permission to move on? I recognize that Michael is asexual.

In season one there are multiple clear paths to non monogamy for the core four and by the end of living a thousand lifetimes the conclusion they reach is that the initially established monogamous pairings were all they wanted to try forever? Y’all designed a perfect afterlife and you’re getting dunked on in relationship creativity by Riverdale???!

[penguicorns-are-cool]

Wicked is straight-baiting in the sense that anyone who can recognize queer-coding can see how gay it is, and anyone who has read the source material can see how gay it is, and with every new version of the story since the Wizard of Oz it keeps getting gayer

but the straights have been pulled in by Ariana Grande and will stay for either Glinda and Fiyero or Elphaba and Fiyero and their obsession over these two ships and their views of the story as very straight will be very helpful for the continued popularity and general lack of outrage over this film

I wish just as much as anyone that everyone just automatically saw this film and recognized how absolutely fucking gay it is, but also, maybe a bunch of people arguing about the pure friendship between Elphaba and Glinda and how they absolutely can't be together because of Fiyero is worth it if it means the movie is a box office success and part two won't randomly get canceled

[ray-winters]

what do you think of Mischa x Noel?

Ay thanks for the question!

My personal interpretation of them is that they are ride or die (lol) best friends. They GET each other, and they support each other. Mischa probably befriended Noel trying to defend him from some bullies but realized that Noel is strong enough to defend himself, which Mischa admires a LOT. They both talk shit about Ocean together, Noel lets Mischa talk about Ukraine/Talia all he wants, lets him plays him his music, probably has featured on a track. Mischa lets Noel be himself, lets him talk about drag race, poetry, old movies, etc.

I honestly do think in a sense that they are soul mates (it’s my belief personally that everyone has multiple in different ways; some romantic, some platonic, some familial)- however where my opinion tends to drift from some others is that I don’t think there’s anything other than fierce platonic love going on there. Maybe some feelings coming from Noel -> Mischa, it’s absolutely possible, I mean he chose Mischa to be his tango partner in his number, so there’s gotta be something to that. But as for my personal interpretation of Mischa, he is head over heels in love with his fiancé; she is his entire world, and I think Noel knows and respects that. So I don’t SHIP Noel X Mischa myself, but I do love their dynamic and I do think they genuinely love each other. Sort of the dynamic duo of Uranium City.

(Also I just wanted to add, no disrespect if y’all ship Nischa, trust me I have my fair share of ships, it’s just not my personal interpretation)

[soaplily119]

we as a society need more bridget x elphelt x may yuri fanart