#mr wolf x mr snake

[yurishica]

When your ship can do both

[kokotwounite]

mr wolf and mr snake trespassing on somebody's private beach like the criminal they are 💕🐺🐍💕

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[uselessalexis165]

my immediate thought

[koko2unite]

i still really love them...

[skipperauroras]

People acting like Snakewolf is dying when it was 'dead' when Diane was in the picture or at least it's a poly couple ever consider that? I'm one of those who enjoyed snakewolf and the chemistry between Mr. Wolf and Mr. Snake, but I hate how people already hating on my girl Joy Doom because to them she's an obstacle, not to mention Doom is totally bisexual herself have you ever considered Mr. Wolf, Mr. Snake, Diane Foxington and Joy Doom could be a polyamorous couple of four? like maybe Joy even has bit of a crush on Diane as well, so maybe I ship all four of these people, I hate that people are calling Joy a random chick when she's a character that's been in the books since forever! it's really gross people are hating my girl Joy Doom before she can even star in the movie! They are all one big quad poly ship and you can't convince me other wise lol

[olabogarety]

Watched The Bad Guys last week. So here's some coloured sketch.

[chaosabound]

Watched the new trailer for The Bad Guys 2

I have these 2 in my head again.

I'm tuning out the end of the trailer. These 2 are gay.

[unibeartoon]

Book 19 really do be the gayest the bad guys book ever

[2deadkat]

Choose your star crime couple 💫

(Or you know just pick both since that’s the most based answer)

[cloudzzcore]

Ambrosius x Mr. Wolf

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Ambrosius is my oc! I just felt writing something for them.

Here’s Ambrosius Google Doc if you’re curious!! Doc

Playlist!!

Ambrosius was cleaning the windows of his bakery, The Ruby Rose, it was his sanctuary and a nice little place. He was lucky enough to even be able to buy especially after the guardianship trying to bar him from even moving away from Italy. The bakery was on the top of a hill, on a corner making it stick out to the eyes of people who would pass or if he

God that whole week was stressful yet it didn’t really matter to him anymore. The Arctic fox was so focused on the windows—Or his thoughts—to hear the sound of a car chase behind him or for the better term approaching him.

The engine roared as Mr. Wolf pressed down hard on the gas pedal, the car tearing through the streets with the police hot on their tail. His focus was split between navigating the twists and turns of the chase and listening to the chaos from the backseat.

Mr. Shark, Mr. Piranha, Mr. Snake, and Ms. Tarantula were all engaged in their usual banter, each one offering ideas on how to lose the cops. It was a typical day for the Bad Guys, but Mr. Wolf knew they needed to find a way out of this fast.

"We gotta shake these guys, Wolf!" Ms. Tarantula shouted from the back, her many legs busy typing furiously on her laptop.

Mr. Snake slithered across the dashboard, his eyes scanning the road ahead. "Take the next right! It'll lead us to a dead end, but we can double back through the alley."

"Or we could try to blend in," Mr. Shark suggested in his deep voice, clearly nervous as he peered out the back window. "Maybe a disguise?"

"Not the time, Shark!" Mr. Piranha snapped, hanging halfway out the window, firing a makeshift slingshot at the police cars behind them. "Just get us outta here, Wolf!"

Mr. Wolf gripped the steering wheel tightly, eyes narrowing as he scanned the road ahead. They were coming up on a sharp corner—a perfect opportunity to outmaneuver the cops. He was about to take the turn when—

"Wolf! Watch out!" Mr. Shark suddenly bellowed.

Mr. Wolf's eyes widened as he noticed an Arctic fox, standing right in their path, reaching for a bucket of cleaning supplies. Time seemed to slow down for a split second as he and the fox locked eyes—those wide, startled blue eyes meeting his—and in that instant, he could see the life-or-death stakes of what was about to happen.

He yanked the wheel to the side with all his strength, swerving the car just in time to avoid the fox. The tires screeched, the car tilted dangerously, but somehow, miraculously, they didn’t crash. The car missed the fox by inches, but the force of the near-miss sent the fox stumbling back, pressing himself against the wall of the bakery.

"Hang on!" Mr. Wolf growled through gritted teeth as he struggled to regain control, the car skidding but ultimately straightening out as they sped past the bakery.

Ambrosius, the Arctic fox, was left breathless, heart pounding as he watched the car roar away down the hill. He was pressed against the wall, bucket forgotten, his mind reeling from how close he had come to being run over. But more than that, the brief but intense eye contact with the driver left him stunned, something in those amber eyes striking a chord within him.

Inside the car, Mr. Piranha laughed, though it was more nervous than anything. "Whooo! That was close! You okay, Wolf?"

Mr. Wolf nodded, still shaken from the close call. "Yeah... yeah, I'm fine. Just keep an eye out for any more surprises."

Ms. Tarantula shot a quick glance back at the bakery they had just narrowly avoided. "Did anyone else see that guy? He looked like he was about to have a heart attack."

Mr. Snake hissed quietly, his usual calm demeanor returning. "Let's just focus on not getting caught. We’ll worry about that later."

As they sped away, Mr. Wolf couldn’t shake the image of those heterochomic eyes from his mind, nor the sudden, unexplainable feeling of guilt gnawing at him. It wasn’t often that a simple chase would leave him rattled, but something about that fox had gotten under his skin. He pushed the thought aside for now; they had bigger problems to deal with.

But as they disappeared around the corner, Ambrosius slowly slid down the wall, his heart still pounding in his chest, unsure of why the encounter had left him feeling so shaken.

Ambrosius just sat there wrapping his arms around himself as a cop car stopped next to him and an officer stumbled out, Officer Jackson Foxington got out. He was his brother in law and governor’s older brother. He was a good man just with some social anxiety and some stage fright.

“Ambrosius! Holy shit.. a-are you okay?” Jackson's voice was filled with worry, his eyes scanning Ambrosius for any signs of injury.

Ambrosius, overwhelmed by the recent encounter and his own mounting stress, buried his face in his hands, groaning loudly. "I—I’m fine, Jackson. Just... just a bit shaken."

Jackson, though visibly anxious himself, stepped closer, his social anxiety momentarily forgotten in the face of his brother-in-law’s distress. “I can completely understand that.” He offered a reassuring smile, attempting to ease Ambrosius’s fear.

Jackson gently opened the bakery door and motioned for Ambrosius to come inside. “Let’s get you out of the cold. Come on in. We’ll get you sorted and make sure everything’s alright.”

Ambrosius, still feeling a bit disoriented, slowly got to his feet and followed Jackson into the bakery. The warmth of the interior was a stark contrast to the chill outside, and the familiar scent of freshly baked goods was oddly comforting.

Jackson closed the door behind them, the sound of the sirens outside gradually fading. He led Ambrosius to a small table and gestured for him to sit down. “Here, sit. I’ll get you something to drink. You look like you could use it.”

Ambrosius sat down, the adrenaline of the chase slowly giving way to exhaustion. He rubbed his face with his hands, trying to shake off the lingering fear from the encounter. “Thanks, Jackson. I just—didn’t expect that. They almost hit me.”

Jackson, busy preparing a pot of coffee, glanced over with a sympathetic look. “I’m glad you’re okay. Those guys can be real trouble. I’ll make sure to put out an alert for them.”

As Jackson poured the coffee, Ambrosius took a deep breath, trying to steady himself. The anxiety was beginning to recede, replaced by a deep sense of gratitude for Jackson's presence. “I appreciate it. I guess today’s been more eventful than I planned.”

Jackson nodded, placing a cup of coffee in front of Ambrosius and taking a seat opposite him. “Yeah, I’d say so. If there’s anything else I can do, just let me know. And remember, you don’t have to face these kinds of things alone.”

Ambrosius managed a small smile, taking a sip of the hot coffee. “Thanks, Jackson. It means a lot.”

As they sat there, the tension from the day’s events slowly started to dissipate, replaced by a quiet, comforting companionship. The bakery, though still filled with the remnants of a stressful day, now held a sense of calm that Ambrosius desperately needed.

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I might make a pt 2 but idk today was my first day of school tho.. BUT, Im also working on requests which is actually taking me a bit so expect some more works soon!

[pourwatter]

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[yurishica]

I don't know how to draw snake

Probably a little out of character

[typical-sophie]

rating ships of my favorite fandoms 😨

this would be cute ... IF THEY WEREN'T BROTHERS 💀 0/10 (yes i love undertale)

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- NO PLEASE NO- I SHIP CRAFTYCORN X BOBBY BEAR HUD AND CATNAP X DOGDAY WHY THE 2ND POST- 2/10

i recommend this as bff love,but i still love kenny HE IS SO ADORABLE 5/10

YES PLEASE 😍 10/10

1000000000000000000000000000000000/10❤

infinity/10 I LUV THEM

... 😨 7/10

not my axolotl child 😨😭 this is kinda good but i shipped too much gay male ships already,i think i'm not gonna ship my axolotl hacker bebi with anyone 3/10

>:D YES PERFECT 15/10

9/10 love them

*sobs in the corner* -100/10

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA- 0/10

f*ck never --10000/10

[uselessalexis165]

i still care about them 🐺🐍

[koko2unite]

Lougosi/FluffyVenom double date

I haven't drawn that one but I do made Louis and Snake on a brunch gushing over their wolves, maybe next time!!

[misukiizuma]

Little meme, because why not