#pole warrior

[catthestampede]

I like to think that legend starts his day off every day by eating an apple. I like to think he’s been doing this since he was like a little kid.

It hasn’t changed since he was like five until he joined the chain and now he ask wild instead of carrying his own since wild slate can carry so many

Anyway, Warriors and wind notice and they hatch a plan in all fairness, a very simple plan. That should’ve caused no harm.

They convinced wild to give legend a tomato instead of an apple

What happens?

Option 1 ( it caused legend to think he was in some kind of nightmare world or dreamworld and had a very, very bad panic attack )

Option 2( it began a horrible, horrible prank war)

Option 3( legend takes a bite and he looks at wild like he’s been betrayed by his own mother. He doesn’t talk to wild for the rest of the week. and once he finds out Warriors and wind helped, he doesn’t talk to them either.)

Option 4( he takes it. He looks at it. He looks at wild he looks back at the tomato and he says you made a mistake. I need my apple please I can’t go back to tomatoes )

Option 5 ( something I didn’t think of )

[reverieaudios]

If I don't act jealous enough when he shows off his toys he makes himself as unignorable as possible and also won't let me walk away until he's satisfied lmao

[toacody]

Lodestone, Toa of Magnetism

At least he'll never get lost.

Source

Creator: DerpSpawn

[anxiousdragoncollector]

Ta-da

Aiden from the fic Gregor & The Seeker of the Warrior by @overandunderland and @mindifirelax

Totally recommend it if you like The Underland Chronicles

[muses-of-the-memory]

Happy 20th Anniversary, Avatar: The Last Airbender!

Today is the 20th anniversary of…

Avatar: The Last Airbender!

It has now been 20 years since we seen Aang, the Last Airbender and his Sky Bison, Appa come together with Katara, a South Pole Waterbender, and her paranoid brother, Sokka form Team Avatar to defeat the Fire Nation in the Hundred Year War, and bring peace back to the Four Nations.

Along the way, they made some friends such as Momo the Lemur Bat, Toph Beifong,

Suki and the Kyoshi Warriors,

Haru, the Freedom Fighters and others.

But they had also made enemies during their quest for balance,

such as Prince Zuko and Uncle Iroh,

Princess Azula, Mai and Ty Lee,

albeit Zuko and company later became allies during their quest War later on.

They manage to end the war with Aang Energybending Ozai’s power away, Zuko becoming the new Fire Lord, but their adventures weren’t over… in the comics. Especially when having to find Zuko’s mother, Ursa.

So, feel free to come into the inbox and roleplay with the characters of Aang’s timeline.

Tagged by: @hoshi-neko-hikari, @bluemajingirl, @astral-multiverse, @themultiverseheroines, @spirits-of-nature16, @aangtheairnomad, @tylee-lovely, @circusxxfreak, @aiirmaster

[jasposeyblog]

My acquisition of Miss Liberty and Santa sketch card by Fred Hembeck

[stargleam-star]

Just got to the point where Purdy is introduced (took a break from reading Midnight now Im back at it), and Crowpaw is such a little bitch towards him. The moment he finds out Purdy used to be a kittypet he's all like "zomg ew he's a kittypet. we can't trust this guy just because or that! he's too old and soft and stupid!! Let's drive him away."

And Crowpaw is only partially right. Purdy keeps taking the group thru Twolegplace where they end up interacting with Twolegs a lot more than they'd like, plus he's been leading them in the wrong direction. But still Crowpaw's xenophobia is tired and really annoying to deal with. You can say you don't trust the guy without spitting about him being a "nasty stupid kittypet!!" every 5 seconds.

[puddin-dear]

I need help deciding to kill of a character in silly comic rq.

Ok so Their name is Iceflower They/Them, theyre a really sweet character. Theyre a medicine cat with a mate and kits

(in the fanclan silly, medicine cats can have mates and kits as long as there is a cat who can either

a) assist with raising the kits (aka a mate and family)

or

b) there is a second medicine cat/apprentice that can assist in the den.)

[abcdfghjklmpqrobin]

Au where Batman doesn't want to tell the Justice League his secret identity but it's because he's really embarrassed about the things he's done as Bruce Wayne.

The thing is; Batman has spent years crafting and perfecting his public persona.

'Brucie Wayne' is supposed to be a dumber than life himbo, with daddy's credit card and the maturity of a seventeen year old. He's supposed to be someone so outlandishly ridiculous no one would ever even dare to mention him in the same sentence as Batman... And Batman has been acting that part perfectly.

It's a genius plan.

But then the league begins talking about maybe all sharing their secret identities, to become closer as a group and work better together. And the only thing in Batman's mind is 'Oh. My. God. Please don't'

Superman is saying something about trust and how he has come to value all of them as friends. Batman is thinking about last year Christmas' Gala, where he took off his clothes in an improvised strip-tease, and started swimming in the fountain.

Wonder woman is talking about how she wishes to strengthen their bonds so they become greater warriors. Bruce just remembered there's videos of him fucking twerking and pole dancing to Ariana Grande all over the internet.

Flash starts smiling and telling them he already trust them with his life– Bruce once said chocolate milk came from brown cows.

'Oh. My. God'.

There's just no way he's telling any of them.

[somereaderinblue]

GUYS A ROUND OF APPLAUSE FOR THIS ABSOLUTE GOAT OF A FRIEND PLEASE!

Here are my personal designs for the Odysseus of Troy AU! This one is by my WONDERFUL friend, @somereaderinblue

I made Penny a bit different than her design normally is with a more accurate greek soldier outfit and curlier hair.

Odysseus is covered head to toe in fabrics as a way to show how much of his life is currently controlled by Paris. Even his mouth, his tongue being the thing he's known for, is blocked by one of his fancy "veils"

Also you get Traditional art this time because I'm experimenting with Anatomy a bit

[pinkiemachine]

ALSO, for my Legend of Korra Rewrite, there’s an opera house in Republic City, and they do their own production of “The Boy in the Iceberg.”

It’s heavily inspired by Beijing/Peking Opera, native to China, and I’ve been having way too much fun writing this truly ridiculous, over romanticised version of the original AtLA story 😂 First off, the costumes and props—Now, Peking Opera has a set of rules/guidelines for what colours mean what, which costumes go to what kind of character, and which face paint is appropriate for this and that person, but hardly any of it aligns with the world of AtLA, so it will have its own rules. Naturally, the people are colour coded. Blue = Water Tribe, Red = Fire Nation, Green = Earth kingdom, Yellow = Air Bender. How can you tell if a character is royalty or super important? If they’re wearing any kind of elaborate headpiece. How can you tell who the Avatar is? The Avatar alone has special face paint that covers his entire face. Also, how light or dark their clothing is can inform you of their badness level, and also also, if a character’s hands are covered, it usually means they are hiding something or are very sly and cunning.

Then there’s the bending. Airbending is represented by the staff illustrated above, with two tufts of blue fluffy stuff on either end, similar to what the Ember Island Players did. This prop is very similar to a real one used in Peking Opera. Waterbending is achieved in two forms, either with long sleeves or ribbons, both used for dancing. Also straight from Peking Opera. Fire Bending is achieved through flags/staffs very similar to Peking Opera and the Ember Island Players alike. Finally, Earthbending comes across more like hand-to-hand combat in the choreography, because they use large fans to represent their element, inspired by Kiyoshi, and real life Peking Opera.

Now, the story is hilariously fun—it’s been eighty years since the events of the war, and the story has been dramatised to the Poles and back—so strap in and just imagine what the Gaang would be saying in reaction to all of this 😂

Once, there was a prince and a princess of the Southern Water Tribe. Prince Sokka was a brave and mighty warrior, and Princess Katara was the most beautiful and intelligent woman in all the South Pole. One day, they happened across a glowing iceberg, and from within emerged the Avatar! Avatar Aang was a very playful and mischievous boy (think “The Monkey King”), and upon seeing the beautiful Princess Katara, he immediately fell in love and proposed to her. But the mighty Prince Sokka took offence at such cheekiness, and challenged Avatar Aang to a duel to defend his sister’s honour. Here we have the first of many action scenes. Ultimately, Avatar Aang defeats the prince, proving his worth and proving that he is in fact the real Avatar, but when he asks the princess again if she’ll marry him, she replies that she might, if he can teach her to waterbend.

It’s about this time that Zuko, the Banished Prince of the Fire Nation, and his uncle, General Iroh, the Dragon of the West, arrive to capture the Avatar!

They are unsuccessful of course, and Team Avatar escapes. They go to the Southern Air Temple where Avatar Aang grieves the loss of his people, and then he suddenly gets a vision from his past life, Avatar Roku. Here, it is explained that Sozin’s comet is fast approaching, and Avatar Aang must learn all four elements before it comes, or else the whole world will burn. Having received his instructions, the team sets a course for the North Pole. (Oh, and Momo is represented by an actor who’s a type of “clown” as Peking Opera puts it. There to be the comic relief. Not sure if I want the same for Appa…)

At the North Pole, Aang and Katara learn waterbending, and the Chief throws a massive party to celebrate the return of the Avatar. This is where Prince Sokka meets Princess Yue of the Northern Tribe, and they fall madly in love. But it is not to last. Zuko and Iroh have arrived with a Fire Nation fleet and lay siege to the city of the North. In their darkest hour, just before the city falls, Princess Yue sacrifices herself to the Moon Spirit, saving everyone, but losing her mortality in the process. It is said that she now lives on the moon, weeping to this very day for the loss of her one true love. (Keeping in mind, Tui and La are now a state secret, as no one wants a repeat of “Admiral Zhao,” who coincidentally, is nothing but a footnote in the history books due the secrecy of the moon and ocean spirit’s physical home.)

Then, of course, the second act begins with Avatar Aang asking if Katara will marry him now that she’s learned Waterbending. But the princess is far too crafty for him, and becomes sly yet again. This time she says, she might marry him if he can find for her the impossibly rare Panda Lily. Aang is determined, though it may take him a while.

Team Avatar journeys to the Earth Kingdoms in search of an Earthbending master. Now, although the rumours of Toph being a man did stick around for quite a while (helped in no small part by Toph herself) eventually the truth comes out, and the play is amended accordingly. HOWEVER… no one is convinced that Toph is an ordinary human, oh no no no. They believe, whole heartedly, that she is a direct descendant of the badgermoles themselves, and is therefore some kind of half-human-half-spirit type being who sprouted up out of the ground one day. They fear her. As they should.

So Azula and her girlies make their appearance and they and Team Avatar make their way to Ba Sing Se, where they run into Zuko and Iroh, officially outcast from the royal Fire Nation family for failing to capture the Avatar at the Siege of the North. Azula infiltrates the city by impersonating the Kiyoshi warriors (who mysteriously replace the Dai Li in this story, and all mention of the city being controlled by a puppet master and brainwashing people is also mysteriously absent) and we meet Suki, leader of the Kiyoshi warriors, and she and Sokka begin to fall in love. Then, Aang manages to find the rare Panda Lily, but he’s not able to give it to Katara because the Last Stand of Ba Sing Se begins. There’s a massive fight at the palace, and Aang gets struck by lightning and falls into Princess Katara’s arms, trying to give her that Panda Lily she asked for. Then he falls into slumber as Princess Katara weeps. Zuko joins his sister Azula, Iroh is captured, and team Avatar flees.

That night, Katara begs the spirits to spare Avatar Aang, and Yue appears, bringing Aang back to life. It’s at this time that she gives the team a grave warning about the journey ahead of them. She reveals to them that the Day of Black Sun may aid them in their fight against the Fire Nation, and she also gives Sokka a special gift: a sword carved from moon rock. May it serve him well.

End of act two.

Act three begins with the mighty Sokka rallying all their allies together to launch an assault on the Fire Nation on the Day of Black Sun. Meanwhile, the Fire Prince Zuko battles with himself over his decision to betray his uncle and join his sister. He thinks of his mother, and how she would not have wanted him to follow the path of his father, Firelord Ozai. On the Day of Black Sun, he chooses to redeem himself by helping Avatar Aang defeat the Firelord once and for all. The battle was fierce—Princess Katara feared that she might lose Avatar Aang yet again—but when they arrived at his palace, no one was home. The Firelord was very crafty. He devised a labyrinth beneath his palace in which to hide, and he evaded the Avatar until the eclipse was over. The day was lost. Team Avatar was forced to retreat. However, now Aang had a Firebending Master to teach him the final element.

After much training, and much preparation, Aang was ready to face Firelord Ozai on the day that Sozin’s Comet came ripping across the sky. He tried to ask Princess Katara one last time if she would marry him, and this time she replied that if he survived his fight with the Firelord… she would marry him.

It began. Prince Sokka, Warrior Suki, and Master Toph led the charge against the Firelord’s army. Prince Zuko and Princess Katara held off Princess Azula, and Avatar Aang took on Firelord Ozai alone. Using all that they had learned across their journey, fuelled by the power of friendship and love, Team Avatar prevailed. The Firelord’s army fell, Princess Azula fell, and finally, Firelord Ozai himself fell before the mighty Avatar Aang. (Aang’s ability to energybend remains a secret.) And in the end, Prince Zuko took the throne of the Fire Nation, Prince Sokka took the throne of the South Pole with Suki as his queen, Toph became known as the greatest Earthebnder in the world, uncle Iroh opened the best tea shop in the world, and Princess Katara agreed to marry Avatar Aang. It was a happy ending indeed.

Can’t wait to finish the costume designs! Let me know what you think!

[toacody]

Alarha, The Fallen Paladin (3.0)

Light, dark, and what stands in between.

Source

Creator: MrBoltTron

[thhouseofblack]

round 2 of odysseus commentating during the events of the iliad sports commentator-esque because I can't stop myself~

part 1

"Menelaus grabs him by the helmet, DRAGS him across the battlefield like he's an unpaid intern - but OH! Aphrodite steps in with the divine clutch! She swipes Paris out of the fight faster than you can say ‘coward with abs’ and poofs him back to Helen’s boudoir. And listen - I know what you’re thinking, but no, Helen and Paris are NOT relationship goals. That’s not love, that’s god-sponsored codependency!"

"Naturally we press him for info - standard interrogation tactics, nothing too extreme of course. And what’s this? Dolon spills EVERYTHING. No hesitation. No bluffing. He’s giving away Hector’s strategy, spicy details on the Trojan camp, and even directions to the Thracian allies. Folks, this is what we call a game-changing turnover! Just an absolute FAILURE on defense from the Trojans!"

"This just in - Achilles is still on the bench, deep in his ‘no war, no friends, no bitches, only sulk’ era, burrito-ing - no don't ask me what a burrito is. But Patroclus has entered the chat! He’s asking to wear his armour, folks. That’s right - man just pulled a full ‘Can I wear your hoodie?’ except the hoodie is a legendary set of god made armour - NO DON'T ASK ME WHAT A HOODIE IS. Anyway, Achilles unsurprisingly agrees - but says, quote, ‘Don’t go too hard, babe.’ I mean, ‘dear friend.’ Very normal. Totally heterosexual battlefield banter. Diomedes and I do it all the time trust!"

"We’re live back on the Achaean Airtime, folks, and it’s the showdown we’ve all been waiting for - Menelaus vs. Paris, husband vs. homewrecker, Softboy with a sweet smile vs Slut of the decade- OKAY FINE I'll focus Agamemnon. Menelaus comes in HOT, swinging like a man who just walked in on his wife with the guy who was on a stripping pole two minutes ago. Paris, meanwhile, shows up in a leopard print cloak. Bold move, my guy. Bold move."

"Achilles? Crying. Priam? Crying. The gods? Crying. Me? Probably crying too - but that's cause I miss my wife. This is the most emotionally-mature move Achilles has made in the ENTIRE war!"

"And folks, let’s address the very unfounded rumours going around in the Achaean camp. Some of you out there seem to think that just because Diomedes and I work in perfect synchronization, communicate with a single glance, and trust each other with our lives, that there’s something... EXTRA going on here. But let me be VERY clear - this is PURELY professional chemistry! Just two warriors, out on a mission, under the stars, bodies moving in tandem, breathing as one - WAIT, I MEAN - Forget that last part! POINT IS: No romance here! Absolutely none! Not even a little bit! LET'S MOVE ON."

[hotvintagepoll]

would you rather fight king kong or 100 of the stop motion skeleton warrior dudes from jason and the argonauts?

amazing incredible ask no notes. I’d fight King Kong, but mostly because i believe I could fix him.

See them in action!

Skeleton Warriors (Jason and the Argonauts)

Porcine Teeth (The Dancing Pig)

Medusa (Medusa Against the Son of Hercules)

The Giant Fish (The Fabulous Baron Munchausen)

Polar Giant (The Conquest of the Pole)

King Kong (King Kong)

Flying Monkeys (The Wizard of Oz)

Humpty-Dumpty (Alice in Wonderland)

The Statue of Talos (Jason and the Argonauts)

I love you special effects.

[sassylittlecanary]

In the wake of the Wonder Woman video game cancellation, I honestly think the reason Wonder Woman still isn’t getting a game or an animated series or other adaptations in general is because the core of her character is too uncomfortably feminist for many people. Her mythos relies heavily on feminist separatism, the frank acknowledgement of male violence and the need to create safe spaces for women, an explicit condemnation of patriarchy in all its forms, paganism in the modern world, and anti-racist and pro-LGBTQ+ worldviews. Not to mention the fact that men are largely insignificant in Wonder Woman’s mythos outside of the Justice League, other than the overarching villainous influence of Ares and sometimes-love interest Steve Trevor. Her world is centered around women and most of her supporting characters are women. In a male-dominated industry that likes to prioritize their white male fans, no other project could be deemed more “woke” and unpalatable.

The mediocre white men in charge of DC are absolutely terrified of touching such a deeply political character with a ten-foot pole (especially given the current political climate, with rising fascism and conservatism, not to mention the absolutely brutal treatment by male fans of MCU projects highlighting women and POC). So they just stick Diana in group features where she can be The Badass Warrior Princess™️ without the accompanying depth that might make people uncomfortable.

[demonic0angel]

Ooooh, Athena as Jazz's guardian goddess was kinda cool. I was like to see a prompt like that.

Red Hood clicked his guns and cursed. He had run out of bullets and the gang members were now about to find him and his henchmen in a few minutes. He glanced to the side, where the rest of his henchmen also shook their heads, waving their empty guns. He turned to Wolf next, who looked largely unconcerned despite her having empty guns as well. In fact, she was holding her hands together in some sort of prayer.

He had never taken her as the religious type, but whatever.

“Alright,” Red Hood hissed. “I’ll stay as a distraction, but you all will scatter and then come back to the base, okay? Stay there. If you don’t see me in the next few hours, wait until the next morning. Wolf is in charge.”

“No need.”

They all turned to Wolf, who finally straightened from her devout posture. “I can handle this, Hood.”

“… there’s twenty-five gang members with guns and only eight of us. You should run. I have armor and I know my way around here so—”

There was a soft cooing noise.

They all glanced up, where an owl had flown in and was now resting on a utility pole. It cooed, and Red Hood tensed, but quickly ignored it as the other gang members finally rushed in.

“There they are!”

Fuck! They were too late to run away!

Red Hood moved to block Wolf from the oncoming bullets, but before anything could happen, a gold spear flew over him and then struck straight through the head of a opposing gang member.

Silence reigned as everyone stared in shock. Before Red Hood could react, Wolf ran past him and took a running leap, jumping into the fray as she pulled the spear out of the corpse and then swung. She was holding a large, shimmering shield with a Medusa head on it to block the bullets as the opposing gang members screamed, and she moved expertly, swinging the spear like she was straight out of Rome.

Like a hurricane, she completely bulldozed the opposition.

Red Hood and his henchmen all stood there in silence, completely and utterly stunned.

When she was done, she stood in the middle of the bloodbath with her shield and spear in hand like some warrior goddess out of the legends. In fact, she was so beautiful that Red Hood almost wanted to drop to his knees and worship.

“… are you a goddess?” Red Hood blurted out.

Wolf paused in flicking away the blood from her spear and then burst into laughter. She was still giggling as she came over and the owl that they had all forgotten about flew down to sit on her shoulders. It fluffed its feathers and watched them all with sharp, golden eyes.

“No,” Wolf said, her voice sounding amused. “But I follow an excellent goddess.”

The owl hooted proudly.

Red Hood’s eyes widened as he then asked, “Holy shit, can I join?”