#please why is he so big
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screampied Ā· 20 days ago
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TILL MY CLIT HANGS LIKE A šš„ššˆš’
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itseghost Ā· 2 months ago
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very straightforward redraw because this quest and this whole scene have been ON my mind.
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a-scary-lack-of-common-sense Ā· 24 days ago
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A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)
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Sorry if this is OOC!
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themirepirate Ā· 3 months ago
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was reading Sherlock holmes and this popped into my head
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ghost-proofbaby Ā· 4 months ago
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can y'all please come into my humble abode and imagine something with me i don't yet have the wits to write a full fledged fic out of (yet)?
so, everyone knows how when you get a tattoo, part of the healing process is the itchy phase, right? and for obvious reasons, you can't scratch it. favored method, in my experience and fellow tatted friends, is to just give it a good old slap.
perfect. so now, with this in mind, can you imagine having gotten a large hip/ass piece, and how mortifying it would be to smack your own ass to soothe that itch? and it's just plain painful. you want your new ink to heal properly - it's gorgeous and you put a lot of time, pain, and money into that damn thing - but it just sucks.
enter best friend eddie.
he loves your new ink. thinks it's fucking sick. nearly creamed his damn pants when he found out you were doing a hip/ass tatt (because how can he ask to see it without being weird? how can he react to that without being weird when he's spent the last several years with the world's most pathetic crush on you?) at first, it's fine. you show him the tattoo in a totally friendly, totally platonic way. he hypes you up, he calls you 'the most metal person he knows'. flourishes you with all the compliments and looks at you with starry eyes out of sheer awe at the way he's managed to snag a person into his life who is just so. damn. cool.
but the days pass by, that new ink begins to heal, and it fucking itches.
when you first proposition him, you're even more embarrassed than he is. stumbling over all your words, the request coming out contorted every wrong way. you don't want to make things weird, but is it really that weird for a friend to help a friend? it is really that weird to ask your best friend to smack your tattoo to help with that itch you can't even really properly reach?
it's just friends helping friends.
and that's the mantra you both repeat to yourselves - as you request the embarrassing favor of him, as he agrees almost too eagerly, as you find yourself face-planted in your bed wondering how deeply you can bury down your shame as he tries to make jokes to make it all a bit less awkward.
it's just friends helping friends, until eddie's hand lands down on your ass with a resounding smack, and that first little whimper escapes your lips.
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heartorbit Ā· 1 year ago
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WHEEEEEE
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jellydragons Ā· 9 days ago
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been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers šŸ’• theyā€™re like bugs to me
close ups under the cut!
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gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins
#my post#my art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#oh boy here we go#zedaph#tangotek#bdoubleo100#bdubs#rendog#falsesymmetry#stressmonster101#iskall85#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#WHY are there so MANYYY (<- is the one who drew that many)#anyways i love them theyā€™re soā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦#also just for the record i have Peaked with that lil ouppy rendog just LOOK AT HIMMM#i will never draw anything better than that heā€™s literally perfect#donā€™t. donā€™t worry about how long it took to draw one tiny thing it definitely wasnā€™t embarrassingly long struggling with dog legs#iā€™m also really proud of horsegirl bdubs giving his horf a big ol ā€˜MWAH!ā€™ but thatā€™s just because that oneā€™s real cute :)#but yeah this was just a lil somethin somethin i poked at whenever i was in a Mood and needed something to draw forrr however many months#i tried challenging myself to draw hermits i probably wouldnā€™t much otherwise :)#it was fun i love designing my interpretations of various skins#it was really funny tho how i was fighting for my LIFE drawing zed and meanwhile ren and stress turned out perfect first try#was that purely on me for giving him wool and a terrible angle to draw a face at?#ā€¦ā€¦..yeah probably but STILL#but iā€™m really pleased with how he turned out so 100% worth it babyyy#anyways posting this so iā€™ll stop poking at it iā€™ve gone ā€˜okay itā€™s Officially Doneā€™ like 5 times now lol i need to leave it alone#POSTING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN ON A LAYER AND DIDNā€™T NOTICEEE IF YOU SAW THE OG POST NO YOU DIDNā€™T
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nicollekidman Ā· 2 months ago
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season six spuffy is also nuts bc spike is clearly like. please just tell me iā€™m good and let me sit at your feet on the off chance you want to give me scraps and buffy WANTS to hold his leash (and yank on it) and she wants him to bite her hand so she has an excuse to hit him except. that sort of urge would upend the status quo (not just in their relationship but again, the bedrock the slayer/vampire dynamic is built upon) so instead spike has to play the corrupting influence to buffyā€™s reluctant and seduced white knight and it doesnā€™t fit either of them anymore!!!!!!!! spike says ā€œyou belong here in the shadows with meā€ but it sounds like ā€œi accept you for all that you are and nothing in the dark could resist youā€ spike says ā€œstop meā€ but it sounds like ā€œtell me what you wantā€ spike says ā€œlook at your friends and tell me you donā€™t like getting away with thisā€ and it sounds like ā€œisnā€™t this fun isnā€™t this worth Being Aliveā€
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demaparbat-hp Ā· 2 months ago
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Zuko looked up and locked eyes with his cousin, who was struck speechless. Then, ever so slowly, Lu Ten's lips twitched upwards. And then he smiled. And then he beamed. And then he nodded proudly once, just once, and vanished.
Lu Ten comes back in For the Spirits Chapter VII: Take Me South, only to leave Zuko with more questions than answers. Just how much is he truly aware of? When will he return? What is Zuko going to do now?
(What will the South bring?)
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dollarstoreartsupplies Ā· 11 months ago
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something I think we as a fandom don't talk about enough is the fact that during his first guide mission grover was 14. And satyrs age half the rate of humans.
grover was emotionally and mentally seven years old. seven. of course he couldn't save everyone he was seven years old!!!!
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blackbatcass Ā· 5 months ago
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listen I know itā€™s kind of corny and inaccurate to act like every single person in the dc universe knows each other and is besties but it IS endlessly funny to me to follow the web of connections and see how many degrees removed from each other everyone is.
like look at the arrowfam okay. ollie and dinah are together, ollie is homoerotic best friends with hal, dinah is homoerotic best friends with babs. roy is dating dick, has a kid with jade, and is basically an adoptive father to both grant emerson and rose wilson. connor is dating kyle and is constantly followed around by eddie fyers. mia is friends with a lot of the second gen teen titans kids, had an on-again-off-again thing going on with steph for a while, and is currently dating sienna. emiko is besties with courtney and some of the other recent teen titans. sin has a small army of protective aunts from the birds of prey. the real question is how far does it go before ollie puts a cap on the number of people who are invited to family brunch on sundays
#arrowfam#LIKE. PLSSSS#can you imagine them all in one room.#roy: hey ollie can garth come to brunch this week.. heā€™s in town and i never get to see him and he really wants to try your pancakes#ollie: idk roy weā€™re already at max capacity..#roy: please dadšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗšŸ„ŗ#ollie: ā€¦..fine. someone will have to be uninvited then#mia: why? whatā€™s one more person?#ollie: bc I have Very Strict Rules!!! If I donā€™t follow the invite limit then the whole townā€™ll show up every week!#connor what about axing kyle#connor: ā€¦dad. I am not disinviting my boyfriend and Only Guest to brunch bc of your arbritrary rules.#ollie: fine thatā€™s fair. umā€¦#mia: what about grant#ollie: for the last time mia we are not banning your nephew from family brunch because he allegedly#ate some of your bacon one time. it was not a big deal and you need to get over it#mia: UMMā€¼ļøā€¼ļø it was a big deal TO MEšŸ—£ļøšŸ—£ļøand I donā€™t appreciate you INVALIDATING my emotions like thisā€¼ļøā€¼ļø#ollie: uhhh emiko what about courtney. she comes over like every week will she be fine sitting this one out#emiko: I canā€™t believe this. how dare you deny my ONLY FRIEND IN THE WORLD an invitation to brunch. itā€™s like you hate me#ollie: EMI I KNOW YOU PATENTLY HAVE MORE FRIENDS. who have BEEN TO BRUNCH BEFORE.#emiko: YOU CANā€™T TAKE COURTNEY FROM MEEEEEE#ollie: FINE ok.#roy: why donā€™t you just tell hal not to come all the way down here for brunch I mean heā€™s here every week anyway#ollie: bc itā€™s hal okay. mind your own business.#roy: fine. but weā€™re running out of people#connor: I meanā€¦ā€¦ā€¦. what about eddie#ollie: ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦ā€¦.. yeah ok Iā€™m sold. that works. meeting adjourned good job team#mia: why are you so worked up about keeping attendance low anyway#ollie: MY KITCHEN TABLE CAN ONLY FIT SO MANY SUPERHEROES MIA
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gatoburr0 Ā· 5 months ago
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New AU alert.
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Thinking about farms and cowboys.
Also some Hunter doodles just because.
You can still call him whatever youā€™d like. (Hunter or Tremor/Trevor, honestly I like both and canā€™t decide lmfao).
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also I canā€™t draw horses.
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walrus150915 Ā· 1 year ago
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I feel like a lot of people in the fandom tend to forget this, so I'm just here to give a kind, thoughtful reminder :]
Ambrosius Goldenloin in the movie is an East Asian man (Korean-coded), his skin is tan, his eyes are monolid and his nose is big
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He's voiced by Eugene Lee Yang - a Korean-American actor who also has Chinese and Japanese heritage. Eugene Lee Yang looks like this:
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During the production, when Ambrosius was decided to be East Asian, artists looked up queer East Asian-American men, and based Ambrosius off of them. Ambrosius is literally drawn to look like Eugene Lee Yang
Please draw him as such, thank you
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not-the-coffee-machine4 Ā· 2 months ago
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Me: *tries to see what the Queen fans on TikTok have to say*
*Jim hate*
*ā€factsā€ that may or not be actually true*
*ā€Freddie Mercury was bisexual-ā€œ*
*Using Barbara Valentin as evidence*
*thinking things that happened in the movie actually happened irl*
*general misinformation about everyone and everything*
Me: aaaaand back to Tumblr I go
(open tags at your own risk, thereā€™s a whole essay in there)
#Why are Tumblr Queen fans the only sane ones like what happened#Coincidentally this is also how reading a lot of articles about them and their history tend to go#When did we stop looking at the primary sources like how did some of these disconnects grow so large#Freddie was just gay. YES he was out. YES he stated it publicly (he was still coy sometimes I will give you that)#No he didnā€™t know he had AIDS before Live Aid. Yes Jim was his major long term partner.#No the little people with trays of coke on their heads story isnā€™t true. No Freddie most likely didnā€™t take Princess Diana to a gay bar#No Roger didnā€™t accidentally give a fan a sex tape (there is a nugget of evidence that a tape was leaked but if so it didnā€™t happen like th#He locked himself in a TAPE CLOSET not a cupboard (this one doesnā€™t annoy me as much as the rest)#No Freddie was not āœØinvolvedāœØ with Barbara Valentin#No Love of My Life is not about Mary in the way people think it is#RESEARCH PLEASE I AM BEGGING#ITā€™S NOT EVEN THAT HARD TO FIND SOME OF THAT STUFF#ESPECIALLY IF YOUā€™RE A JOURNALIST LIKE LOOK AT THE PRIMARY SOURCES INSTEAD OF CONFIRMATION BIASING BY LOOKING AT ARTICLES#FROM OTHER JOURNALISTS WHO ALSO DID WHAT YOUā€™RE DOING#REEEAAADDDD#Itā€™s not even annoying because itā€™s about a topic I like itā€™s just literally the unimaginable gap between truth and reality#that is SO EASY TO BRIDGE AND YET. LIKE HOW IS IT THIS BIG OF A PROBLEM WHAT HAPPENED#I have written a novel in these tags so Iā€™ll stop yapping now but GOD it grinds my gears#queen#queen band#roger taylor#roger meddows taylor#brian may#sir brian may#freddie mercury#john deacon#Tiktok#queen fans
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whimsiwitchy Ā· 2 months ago
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dude i just saw this on twitter and iā€™m actually drooling rn what the fuck
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ratatatastic Ā· 5 months ago
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gustav "adonis" forsling has gone from statue/sculpture to mythical greek god to physical specimen to carved out of stone to "might be a descendant of one of the big three: zeus hades or poseidon" i feel so faint right now
okie admitting the team does say all of these things makes me feel FAINT. OKIE SAYING THESE THINGS.
unfortunately the cats are very predictable and thusly restart the counter...
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NHL Network interview | 6.14.24 (x)(x)
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gustav forsling, deadpannedly serious, saying "no" (with a smile)
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