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TILL MY CLIT HANGS LIKE A ššššš
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very straightforward redraw because this quest and this whole scene have been ON my mind.
#fenhawke#fenris#hawke#garret hawke#dragon age 2#da2#dragon age#da2 fanart#dragon age fanart#itseart#im sure everything that can be said about this scene has been said but ohh my god.#obviously its funny that fenris says that and then we get this long silent cut of mage hawke with his big wet puppy eyes#before fenris gets overwhelmed and leaves#but like the self loathing in the statement? thats the meat#at least thats how i interpreted it#im right at the end of act two right now. i love their messy relationship.#and i just played the legacy dlc and brought fenris with me... he's so charmingly awkward in between the horrors#āthank you for... bringing me along again hawkeā#āwhy wouldnt i? the more the merrierā#āi just.. am pleased. to see you :)ā#varric hitting him with the ooookay gay boy HELLP#the shading on hawke's clothes is lackluster i lost steam around that point lmao#EDIT: forgot to image describe now its up
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A phone call between brothers (takes place AFTER this incident and Fiddleford's phone call)
Sorry if this is OOC!
#mama~ just killed a man~~#<- PLEASE get that reference#anyways- the lipgloss is popping and the girlies are slaying <3 (literally)#psychologically messing with the doomed narrative brothers just for the fucksies and the funsies#as per usual#been planning on this lore drop for a WHILE but got sidetracked- so here it is later than never#A brief insight on how Stan got roped into the whole mess and why Ford is so insistent on bringing Bill back#there's a little more to it like how Bill kinda acted like a parasite in Ford's brain?? and it latched onto his mind until he became#like codependant and INTEGRAL to his brain and whatnot#and then Ford killing him from his mindscape was basically the equivalent of him smashing the load bearing pillar of his mind with a#big ass hammer#sooo it left a GAPING hole where Bill used to be- making Ford believe Bill cursed him or did something to him during his last breaths as#revenge#(which Bill obviously didn't because he was busy DYING- altho it's completely fair of Ford to believe that of Bill- that narsty skank)#so he's trynna bring Bill back to figure that shit out- BUT also ALSO keep in mind that Ford is a leetol bit frazzled atm#he's not in his right mind- so he's making stupid decisions and stupid thoughts#anyways#gravity falls#gravity falls au#stanford pines#ford pines#grunkle ford#stanley pines#stan pines#grunkle stan#bill cipher#my art#my writing#HWINEBHABWNAJCAHOWEEATOWEUB AU#tw graphic descriptions
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was reading Sherlock holmes and this popped into my head
#Iām fine with writers doing something different with a character but they keep making them weirdly mean for no reason#please stop mischaracterizing the blorbos#Sherlock is not a heartless machine of a man. he has allot of compassion he just has trouble properly expressing it.#Why do they keep making him emotionless and broody#well the broody is accurate#stop making him mean to Watson thatās his hypeman bestie soulmate he would kill and die for#And he has a sense of humor. heās described laughing giggling or chuckling in the books allot. Especially at his own jokes#Batman is a genuinely good person who cares about the people around him and also the entirety of Gotham#He cares about his mentally unwell villains and wants them to get the help they need#And he also doesnāt kill. Under any circumstance. Thatās a big part of his character idk how anyone could miss that#the mischaracterization of Batman is so bad itās effecting the comics#Itās spreading like a infection#Superman is sweet and kind and full of love for humanity#heās ridiculously powerful and uses that power to selflessly help others#most importantly heās just a farmboy from Kansas#Not that deep into Superman lore sorry#Thereās hope for the future of Superman and Batman movies#which is nice#Sherlock holmes#acd sherlock#Superman#batman#Dc
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can y'all please come into my humble abode and imagine something with me i don't yet have the wits to write a full fledged fic out of (yet)?
so, everyone knows how when you get a tattoo, part of the healing process is the itchy phase, right? and for obvious reasons, you can't scratch it. favored method, in my experience and fellow tatted friends, is to just give it a good old slap.
perfect. so now, with this in mind, can you imagine having gotten a large hip/ass piece, and how mortifying it would be to smack your own ass to soothe that itch? and it's just plain painful. you want your new ink to heal properly - it's gorgeous and you put a lot of time, pain, and money into that damn thing - but it just sucks.
enter best friend eddie.
he loves your new ink. thinks it's fucking sick. nearly creamed his damn pants when he found out you were doing a hip/ass tatt (because how can he ask to see it without being weird? how can he react to that without being weird when he's spent the last several years with the world's most pathetic crush on you?) at first, it's fine. you show him the tattoo in a totally friendly, totally platonic way. he hypes you up, he calls you 'the most metal person he knows'. flourishes you with all the compliments and looks at you with starry eyes out of sheer awe at the way he's managed to snag a person into his life who is just so. damn. cool.
but the days pass by, that new ink begins to heal, and it fucking itches.
when you first proposition him, you're even more embarrassed than he is. stumbling over all your words, the request coming out contorted every wrong way. you don't want to make things weird, but is it really that weird for a friend to help a friend? it is really that weird to ask your best friend to smack your tattoo to help with that itch you can't even really properly reach?
it's just friends helping friends.
and that's the mantra you both repeat to yourselves - as you request the embarrassing favor of him, as he agrees almost too eagerly, as you find yourself face-planted in your bed wondering how deeply you can bury down your shame as he tries to make jokes to make it all a bit less awkward.
it's just friends helping friends, until eddie's hand lands down on your ass with a resounding smack, and that first little whimper escapes your lips.
#:pedrosmile:#i'm thinking big today#this is a weird and niche scenario that isn't entirely realistic but#it's my mind palace and i'll play with my ken doll as i please#eddie munson#eddie munson x reader#stranger things#just sit and play in this little sandcastle with me for a little while why don't y'all#i think we all know where it goes from there#but imagining him all flustered as he does it#trying to cover that up with him making so many dumb jokes#and then THAT happens#and you both go dead silent#his internal panic because *fuck oh my god i just got hard and i just made it weird and oh no oh fuck*#and you just wishing the earth would swallow you fucking whole#something something he does it again wahoo#anyways my tattoo itches like a bitch rn but it's on my arm not my ass lmao
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WHEEEEEE
#project sekai#pjsk#prsk#emu otori#i drew this insteabd of payong attention to class. Sorry.#And am posting it while i wait for the bus. I ha e sleey disease#SLEEPY.#emu otori from um . fortntie#Rhebusihesjehr THE BUS IS HERE BYYE#edit ok im back waiting for my transfer BROTHER. THE ANNIVIERYUAEYH it got me so fucked up prsk you crazy son of a gun#I THINK THE NEW OUTFITS ARE RLLY CUTE MIKU SOOOO KITTY#im almost done with all of my commsni dont think i will open them again this semester. or next. summer. Im sho tired#my assignments r fun but theyre like big. Theyrbe large#my prof said he was gonna make us make fur/sonas for an assignment hut didnt want to get fired. dont be a coward#proseka autism is killinng me i cant lie WHY IS DARKNESS FESTA TIERING SO FUCKING CRAZY#IVE NEVER EVER SEEN THE 10K CUTOFF REACH A MILLION POINTS ON EN. USUALLY WE SLACK SO HARD. COME ON#im so sleepy and have things to do please sotp it AND CURTAINCALL IM GONNA BE SICK I CANT TRHJNK ABOUT IT
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been watching a lot of hermitcraft recently and am happy to report that i am hopelessly endeared by these little goobers š theyāre like bugs to me
close ups under the cut!
gonna be real this was absolutely just me taking the opportunity to get my grubby lil mitts all up in their character designs lol i heart interpreting mc skins
#my post#my art#hermitcraft#hermitcraft fanart#oh boy here we go#zedaph#tangotek#bdoubleo100#bdubs#rendog#falsesymmetry#stressmonster101#iskall85#cubfan135#goodtimeswithscar#WHY are there so MANYYY (<- is the one who drew that many)#anyways i love them theyāre soā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦#also just for the record i have Peaked with that lil ouppy rendog just LOOK AT HIMMM#i will never draw anything better than that heās literally perfect#donāt. donāt worry about how long it took to draw one tiny thing it definitely wasnāt embarrassingly long struggling with dog legs#iām also really proud of horsegirl bdubs giving his horf a big ol āMWAH!ā but thatās just because that oneās real cute :)#but yeah this was just a lil somethin somethin i poked at whenever i was in a Mood and needed something to draw forrr however many months#i tried challenging myself to draw hermits i probably wouldnāt much otherwise :)#it was fun i love designing my interpretations of various skins#it was really funny tho how i was fighting for my LIFE drawing zed and meanwhile ren and stress turned out perfect first try#was that purely on me for giving him wool and a terrible angle to draw a face at?#ā¦ā¦..yeah probably but STILL#but iām really pleased with how he turned out so 100% worth it babyyy#anyways posting this so iāll stop poking at it iāve gone āokay itās Officially Doneā like 5 times now lol i need to leave it alone#POSTING THIS AGAIN BECAUSE I FORGOT TO TURN ON A LAYER AND DIDNāT NOTICEEE IF YOU SAW THE OG POST NO YOU DIDNāT
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season six spuffy is also nuts bc spike is clearly like. please just tell me iām good and let me sit at your feet on the off chance you want to give me scraps and buffy WANTS to hold his leash (and yank on it) and she wants him to bite her hand so she has an excuse to hit him except. that sort of urge would upend the status quo (not just in their relationship but again, the bedrock the slayer/vampire dynamic is built upon) so instead spike has to play the corrupting influence to buffyās reluctant and seduced white knight and it doesnāt fit either of them anymore!!!!!!!! spike says āyou belong here in the shadows with meā but it sounds like āi accept you for all that you are and nothing in the dark could resist youā spike says āstop meā but it sounds like ātell me what you wantā spike says ālook at your friends and tell me you donāt like getting away with thisā and it sounds like āisnāt this fun isnāt this worth Being Aliveā
#like theyāre framed soooooo big bad vampire seduces and manipulates struggling buffy but all heās doing!#is saying i understand and iām here and ill do anything youāll let me do i just want you to ask for it and your friends are being SO shitty#why arenāt you mad at them instead of me#also most importantly: hello buffy can i please finger you.#btvs#like sorry iām supposed to be against this????
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Zuko looked up and locked eyes with his cousin, who was struck speechless. Then, ever so slowly, Lu Ten's lips twitched upwards. And then he smiled. And then he beamed. And then he nodded proudly once, just once, and vanished.
Lu Ten comes back in For the Spirits Chapter VII: Take Me South, only to leave Zuko with more questions than answers. Just how much is he truly aware of? When will he return? What is Zuko going to do now?
(What will the South bring?)
#atla#zuko#avatar the last airbender#atla fanart#atla art#prince zuko#for the spirits#spirit touched zuko#new gods au#lu ten atla#lu ten#atla zuko#zuko fanfic#atla fanfic#atla fic#atla au#fire nation royal family#For the Spirits Chapter VII: Take Me South#EVERYONE LOOK IT'S TEN TEN#My sweet darling baby boyāI love this bastard so much you have literally no idea#I played with the idea of making him look closer to the spirits in ATLAāblue and look-through and classically ghostly.#But that's not how Zuko sees them at all. Despite not being able to interact directly with material things (unless you're a high spirit)...#...ghosts and spirits look *normal*. Most of the time. Hence pretty Ten Ten.#I'm sure it was a mess for Zuko growing up. He had to learn which persons around him were *alive* and which ones...weren't.#Which is why that scene in Ch5 with Lu Ten is so heartbreaking for me...#Actually...any scene with Ten Ten is both heartbreaking and heartwarming in equal measure. He's amazing like that (I love him SO much)#I have big plans for him in the future! I'd love to hear your thoughts about where you think this is going and exactly what is going on#What is Lu Ten aware of? What (or who) will Zuko encounter in the South Pole? What in Agni's name is going on?????#What do you think of the blue eyes? Or Izumi's and Lu Ten's suspicious behavior?#I love your theories and thoughts! So if you have any please let me know ā¤ļø
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something I think we as a fandom don't talk about enough is the fact that during his first guide mission grover was 14. And satyrs age half the rate of humans.
grover was emotionally and mentally seven years old. seven. of course he couldn't save everyone he was seven years old!!!!
#he was a BABY#I feel like this is wrong in some way because it feels like an insane thing to never be recognized in the text#so if I am PLEASE let me know#but they age HALF THE RATE-- in the first book grover is 24 but he's emotionally and mentally 12 in human years#even if he was 14 like STILL-- but god.... he was essentially seven years old why was that his JOB#boy was a BABY and then blamed himself for YEARS for this thing that he COULD NOT HAVE BEEN EXPECTED TO BE ABLE TO DO#he WOULD BE SEVEN TOO LUKE BE A SINISTER BIG BROTHER FIGURE FOR THAT LITTLE GOAT#grover underwood#percy jackon and the olympians#percy jackson#it must be stated I am bad at math this may be wrong
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listen I know itās kind of corny and inaccurate to act like every single person in the dc universe knows each other and is besties but it IS endlessly funny to me to follow the web of connections and see how many degrees removed from each other everyone is.
like look at the arrowfam okay. ollie and dinah are together, ollie is homoerotic best friends with hal, dinah is homoerotic best friends with babs. roy is dating dick, has a kid with jade, and is basically an adoptive father to both grant emerson and rose wilson. connor is dating kyle and is constantly followed around by eddie fyers. mia is friends with a lot of the second gen teen titans kids, had an on-again-off-again thing going on with steph for a while, and is currently dating sienna. emiko is besties with courtney and some of the other recent teen titans. sin has a small army of protective aunts from the birds of prey. the real question is how far does it go before ollie puts a cap on the number of people who are invited to family brunch on sundays
#arrowfam#LIKE. PLSSSS#can you imagine them all in one room.#roy: hey ollie can garth come to brunch this week.. heās in town and i never get to see him and he really wants to try your pancakes#ollie: idk roy weāre already at max capacity..#roy: please dadš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗš„ŗ#ollie: ā¦..fine. someone will have to be uninvited then#mia: why? whatās one more person?#ollie: bc I have Very Strict Rules!!! If I donāt follow the invite limit then the whole townāll show up every week!#connor what about axing kyle#connor: ā¦dad. I am not disinviting my boyfriend and Only Guest to brunch bc of your arbritrary rules.#ollie: fine thatās fair. umā¦#mia: what about grant#ollie: for the last time mia we are not banning your nephew from family brunch because he allegedly#ate some of your bacon one time. it was not a big deal and you need to get over it#mia: UMMā¼ļøā¼ļø it was a big deal TO MEš£ļøš£ļøand I donāt appreciate you INVALIDATING my emotions like thisā¼ļøā¼ļø#ollie: uhhh emiko what about courtney. she comes over like every week will she be fine sitting this one out#emiko: I canāt believe this. how dare you deny my ONLY FRIEND IN THE WORLD an invitation to brunch. itās like you hate me#ollie: EMI I KNOW YOU PATENTLY HAVE MORE FRIENDS. who have BEEN TO BRUNCH BEFORE.#emiko: YOU CANāT TAKE COURTNEY FROM MEEEEEE#ollie: FINE ok.#roy: why donāt you just tell hal not to come all the way down here for brunch I mean heās here every week anyway#ollie: bc itās hal okay. mind your own business.#roy: fine. but weāre running out of people#connor: I meanā¦ā¦ā¦. what about eddie#ollie: ā¦ā¦ā¦ā¦.. yeah ok Iām sold. that works. meeting adjourned good job team#mia: why are you so worked up about keeping attendance low anyway#ollie: MY KITCHEN TABLE CAN ONLY FIT SO MANY SUPERHEROES MIA
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New AU alert.
Thinking about farms and cowboys.
Also some Hunter doodles just because.
You can still call him whatever youād like. (Hunter or Tremor/Trevor, honestly I like both and canāt decide lmfao).
also I canāt draw horses.
#art#fanart#my art#original art#au art#Splatoon au#splatoon#Splatoon fanart#Splatoon art#Splatoon fan art#Splatoon deep cut#deep cut splatoon#deep cut#splatoon Frye#Frye splatoon#Frye onaga#Splatoon shiver#shiver splatoon#shiver hohojiro#splatoon big man#big man splatoon#big man#Splatoon Wild West au#? is it Wild West or like farmer or like Texas au lmfao idk anymore#Basically Hunter is obsessed with horses and he definitely dreams of having a mojo dojo casa house#donāt tell anyone but Frye is based off of Pearl (yk Pearl the movie hehehehe) sheās so slay. of course Frye doesnāt kill her family in her#this is a comfort au please. no murder no death no nothing like that just happy farmers and cowboys and milk men. I love it#itās my way to cope with my dreams I will probably never get to accomplish. Always dreamt of having a farm#also I know the movie Pearl is in the 1900s and the Wild West was like 1800s but I do not give a shittttttttt#yes definitely. this is why I asked how Big Man would carry one of those bags I forgot the stupid name of
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I feel like a lot of people in the fandom tend to forget this, so I'm just here to give a kind, thoughtful reminder :]
Ambrosius Goldenloin in the movie is an East Asian man (Korean-coded), his skin is tan, his eyes are monolid and his nose is big
He's voiced by Eugene Lee Yang - a Korean-American actor who also has Chinese and Japanese heritage. Eugene Lee Yang looks like this:
During the production, when Ambrosius was decided to be East Asian, artists looked up queer East Asian-American men, and based Ambrosius off of them. Ambrosius is literally drawn to look like Eugene Lee Yang
Please draw him as such, thank you
#nimona#ambrosius goldenloin#no but its so annoying bro#why do people literally forget hes EAST ASIAN#AND HIS CHARACTER TACKLES THE āMODEL MINORYā MYTH EAST ASIAN IMMIGRANTS WERE MET WITH IN USA#race in nimona is important because as one person said#you cant make a movie about a police state and not touch upon the race subject#HE IS EAST ASIAN#PLEASE IF YOURE DRAWING NIMONA THE MOVIE FANART (in the comic hes white yea) THEN PLEASE LEARN HOW TO DRAW MONOLIDS AND BIG NOSES I BEG#why am i so pressed abt this??#he looks like me bro#his features are my features and im not joking#so when i see ppl erase them#its not well for my self-esteem lets put it this way#please stop erasing his race while drawing#thank you :)#ofc i havent made this post bc of one person who blogged that Golitzine should play Ambrosius what r u talkin abt#Golitzine is a slavic man hes russian#a russian prince#ambrosius is east asian#plus we dont need a nimona live action itd be stupid#a short animated film abt bal's and ambrosius's childhood? sure#thats it#live action remakes SUCK#can you believe i made this post purely out of spite
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Me: *tries to see what the Queen fans on TikTok have to say*
*Jim hate*
*āfactsā that may or not be actually true*
*āFreddie Mercury was bisexual-ā*
*Using Barbara Valentin as evidence*
*thinking things that happened in the movie actually happened irl*
*general misinformation about everyone and everything*
Me: aaaaand back to Tumblr I go
(open tags at your own risk, thereās a whole essay in there)
#Why are Tumblr Queen fans the only sane ones like what happened#Coincidentally this is also how reading a lot of articles about them and their history tend to go#When did we stop looking at the primary sources like how did some of these disconnects grow so large#Freddie was just gay. YES he was out. YES he stated it publicly (he was still coy sometimes I will give you that)#No he didnāt know he had AIDS before Live Aid. Yes Jim was his major long term partner.#No the little people with trays of coke on their heads story isnāt true. No Freddie most likely didnāt take Princess Diana to a gay bar#No Roger didnāt accidentally give a fan a sex tape (there is a nugget of evidence that a tape was leaked but if so it didnāt happen like th#He locked himself in a TAPE CLOSET not a cupboard (this one doesnāt annoy me as much as the rest)#No Freddie was not āØinvolvedāØ with Barbara Valentin#No Love of My Life is not about Mary in the way people think it is#RESEARCH PLEASE I AM BEGGING#ITāS NOT EVEN THAT HARD TO FIND SOME OF THAT STUFF#ESPECIALLY IF YOUāRE A JOURNALIST LIKE LOOK AT THE PRIMARY SOURCES INSTEAD OF CONFIRMATION BIASING BY LOOKING AT ARTICLES#FROM OTHER JOURNALISTS WHO ALSO DID WHAT YOUāRE DOING#REEEAAADDDD#Itās not even annoying because itās about a topic I like itās just literally the unimaginable gap between truth and reality#that is SO EASY TO BRIDGE AND YET. LIKE HOW IS IT THIS BIG OF A PROBLEM WHAT HAPPENED#I have written a novel in these tags so Iāll stop yapping now but GOD it grinds my gears#queen#queen band#roger taylor#roger meddows taylor#brian may#sir brian may#freddie mercury#john deacon#Tiktok#queen fans
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dude i just saw this on twitter and iām actually drooling rn what the fuck
#hugh jackman#heās so fucking fine itās criminal#why is he so big#let me sit on your lap please hugh#HIS THIGHS???#HIS BICEPS???#THE BEARD#heās gonna kill me one day#gah daym#š«š«š«
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gustav "adonis" forsling has gone from statue/sculpture to mythical greek god to physical specimen to carved out of stone to "might be a descendant of one of the big three: zeus hades or poseidon" i feel so faint right now
okie admitting the team does say all of these things makes me feel FAINT. OKIE SAYING THESE THINGS.
unfortunately the cats are very predictable and thusly restart the counter...
NHL Network interview | 6.14.24 (x)(x)
gustav forsling, deadpannedly serious, saying "no" (with a smile)
#kyle okposo#gustav forsling#florida panthers#2324#playoffs 24#āhe might he a descendant of the big threeā okie why are you doing this to me rn#WHY ARE YOU PUTTING THESE THINGS INTO MY HEAD#wheres the forsy godling au#wheres the forsy is a reincarnated greek god being dropped into modernity and having to hockey#how funny is that soflo has a zeus (fish) and a gus who is also likened to one of the big three#soon we will have the trifecta#also okie praising forsy#āphenomenal x3ā#hes only been here a couple months and he already has so much to say on the guys and heaps praises#GOD OKIE PLEASE#also forsy so proud of himself and giggling when he answered no i dont get tired#he thinks hes soooooo funny#and with a face like that he absolutely is
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