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Happy (late) Halloween from Circubit and Iris dressed as themselves
“Y’know, I’d have no idea who you are if we weren’t captioned! Your design is so bland; you need an accessory or something.”
“Shut up, short-legs.”
#please tell me yall get the joke#the pink corruption#tpc#brittcorruption#tpc iris#tpc circusic#tpc circubit#< technically#i call him circubit cuz i like to think that circusic brings him bad memories#so he prefers his corrupt name#also the joke is that they’ve both died once so they’re ghosts now
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Would I go to jail if I said Wild Wild West by Will Smith should come to Just Dance+ as a legacy song because it was a big hit
I mean really, that choreo slaps
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watch me whip. watch me
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"it's not that he's evil. he lacks empathy and goes into a dissociative state and commits atrocities" *pans to me in cat ears and a bell collar, exposing my belly for pats*
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WHY DO PEOPLE SAY SPOOKY SEASON STARTS IN SEPTEMBER ITS SEPTEMBER
also hi hello can yall see me im bi
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missed opportunity for dangerous to end with:
- don't thank me friend, I'm not the one who fought for you
-then who?
- that's your clue
*cue the usual hermes ending*
#epic the musical#epic the vengeance saga#PLEASE TELL ME YALL GET IT SPELLING IT OUT THE JOKE FEELS WEIRD
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psa: phil lester is just a character this account is actually just some american guy named kyle
#PLEASE TELL ME YALL GET MY REFERENCE#that joke isn’t too old yeah??#phil lester#amazingphil#dan and phil
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Hello my wonderful followers i have not abandoned this account…i have just been so horribly preoccupied with life and finding it difficult to draw in general…but I will still try to share as much as i can! <3 ty
#text#mine#i am tryingggggg believe me#and especially bc these characters get no content its harder to get the mind going#i am aging …im going senile guys#i need people to tell me what to draw im not joking#so please do that if you are reading these tags#shit i may dig through the inbox…i be scared tho cuz yall so mean to me LMAO#all i said was hi i like erinep and dont like lolicon and yall yelled at me#bwahhaa#anyways#my arts so different now too :( like i dont do trad at all anymore and my digital is a lot better than before!#omg i been yappin its cuz i fell#off ok#lol#erinep
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#are we all seeing a different tiktok#i just read like 4 posts about it being “sincere” and “not a joke”?????#it's obviously a joke???????#panning from “talented” to phil looking clueless is clearly a joke?#that's the way they've always posted about each other?#am i tripping?#do they need to come out on the next preshow and clarify that it's a self deprecating joke again?#please tell me you see the joke#like i get it from the americans it's the middle of the night for yall. you're sleep deprived go to bes#bed#but everyone else. please tell me we haven't collectively forgotten that it's a comedy show?#dan and phil#phan#for the. the metrics#the fandometrics are coming today#hopefully#that'll be fun!
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today is such a stark contrast to yesterday in how much i fucking hate today (vent/rant in tags bc i forgor to do it on my vent one)
#[🔮] rambles ~#lmfao you speak up in this household? WRONG. MISTAKE. HOW DARE YOU OPEN YOUR MOUTH.#expressing your thoughts? fucking blasphemy#“oh you do know you can tell me anything anytime right? ” what a joke#gods#fuck this shit#you know what i need to learn properly? keeping my mouth fucking shut. keeping my thoughts to myself.#why do i even bother#I LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN SAY ANYTHING#just you know spoke the truth which is apparently forbidden or smth#its not my fault shes a hypocrite????? cant accept the truth thats her fucking problem#honestly i genuinely cant think of an adult around me who isnt a hypocrite but im sure there hopefully is#and then she comes again all sweet sickly smiles expecting me to shower her with love the next moment after being fucking scolded like hell#for saying ome single fucking line of my thoughts that she so encourages me to “express”#as if everything is my fucking fault#atp i hate myself as much too bc why do i let myself get affected i should have grown used to this shit years ago#i should know better than to let her get to me yet look at me being a sentimental lil bitch#god i just wanna get out of here please#anyways shit this didnt go to my vent blog fuck im sorry yall had to read that guys please feel free to ignore lmao#but yk i had to get my feelings out somewhere bc wwll i bottle up enough already lol#tw vent
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Hey guys quick PSA I can’t believe I as an adult am making about another adult but if you have so much nonexistent beef with me that you have to DM someone who knows someone I’ve spoken to like twice about if we correspond then that’s absolutely insane and I highly recommend you seek therapy of some sort because what
Stalking my tumblr dot com hayden christensen smut page over a whole lot of nothingburger with nothingsauce and a side of nothing with fries drama is unhealthy and not good for your psyche.
The beef is so not there you can call that shit Impossible!! 😭
#the ‘find a therapist’ is not a jab it is serious#i know you have one. but like get a better one or talk to that one about this#please seek a therapist of some sort because this is genuinely causing a weight on you and that is u healthy#i will be using the nothingburger line again I fear I COOKED#flipping burgers in the back rn that’s how hard i cooked with that joke#i really want wendy’s can yall tell#person who is the subject of this thing you know my address can you doordash me wendy’s and then lay this to rest#i would like a baconator with fries and a large ice tea please#thirzaisoverparty2024#thirza exists irl#embarrassing 😭
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if i went to a party that people had borgs at i’d call mine jeri ryan and mark the amount as 7 of 9
#star trek#star trek voyager#seven of nine#jeri ryan#party#borg#is this joke funny#please tell me yall get it
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god i just thought of this cursed image and i can’t tell if it’s secretly genius or evidence that i am sick, but please enjoy pride banging out the tunes!
#PLEASE TELL ME YALL GET THIS#kelly babels#pride fma#selim bradley#fullmetal alchemist#alphonse elric#kelly has a hyperfixation#kelly makes terrible jokes#my edit
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"lots of packing" "hopefully gonna see a couple mikkola jerseys over there"
once again his face when he thinks he makes a funny joke is very special to me
post practise interview | 10.23.24 (x)
#niko mikkola#florida panthers#2425#mikksy oughhhhh#girl im down so bad im chortling at his dumb jokes with dryass delivery oh god#but also the headshake as he tries to remember the way he formed the sentence he wanted to say in his head aloud#“hopefully” THOSE STANDS BETTER FILLED WITH MIKKSY JERSEY OR I WILL BLOW UP THIS ENTIRE BUILDING#i know his sister + her husband + their kid are gonna come down but i cannot wait to see who else does#i hope to god we get more of his older sister trying to embarrass him again OH GOD I HOPEEEEE#PLEASE TELL ME SHE MAKES BIG SIGNS AGAIN#i just want this man to be so flustered again by her shenanigans#everytime i remember she really takes any opportunity to embarrass the fuck out of him i giggle in glee#you can hear so many loud kitties in the bg YALL BE QUIET MIKKSY IS TRYING TO SPEAK!!!!#kills me hes trying to focus but keeps looking over to his teammates banter#kid who got detention during recess and looks wistfully outside the window as the other kids play and have fun
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starting the day off Wrong with. nerds gummy clusters for breakfast,
#toy txt post#i will regret this#(half joking) specifically to spite that post telling me i Have eat a vegetable#i recognize its True. i dont even personally particularly have trouble w vegetables. i like a good number of vegetables in different ways#but something about it is scraping its nails down the chalkboard the wrong way for me#i cant tell you how i would prefer a post like that to be worded. but smth about it pisses me off idk#im vagueing and idk if i could even find the post but like. i really love op being like 'im saying this in the gentlest way possible' and#then u check the notes and their replies to ppl saying no they dont want to is 'die then' and i cant even blame them for that. it has#many notes im sure theyre out of patience to keep being Gentle. but smth about it is just. Grating#i am not sure theres One good way to get picky eaters to try new foods but god that post is Not vibing with me#i want you all to know im being sooo strong rn ive seen it on my dash TWICE and resisted the urge to reblog it w stupid spiteful shit in the#tags lol. im being so strong. im resisting. im making my own post to say stupid shit in the tags#also god it is such a good thing i already like vegetables bc some of the shit ppl are reccomending in the notes.................#🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢#LIKE to each their own if thats what works then go off everyone likes different things but also oh my fucking god some of that#is like the grossest shit. i am not putting fucking cheese on anything are you insane. creamy soups???? you want me to eat CREAMY SOUPS???#A L F R E D O S A U C E ?????? if thats what it takes yall then go wild but asgajgudvakgeuvuw could NOT be me and that is OKAY#im allowed to dislike things that others like and youre allowed to like things i find. detestable. do not take it personally#keep in mind i find so many things detestable it is Not fucking personal. except sauerkraut. that shit is a hatecrime against me personally#<-joking it is a joke. (its not) it is a joke. keep sauerkraut away from me tho please im dying squirtle#if your method of keeping it away from me is to eat it all and go oooo that was so yummy thats fine. whatever it takes#i do wonder about the ppl suggesting to pickle things to consume vegetables#dont get me wrong i am pro pickles as hell i go insane for pickles. however. im not sure they count as a 'vegetable' from a nutrient#standpoint? also the person in the notes being sad they have a hard time eating vegetables and being like wah i cant eat anything but pizza#i want that person to know pizza is vegetables. YES get off my ass tomato is botanically a fruit shut up vegetables arent real#its all fruit or leafs or seeds. pizza is a vegetable. hell especially if you can put veggie toppings on there instead if just eating plain#cheese pizza like me. thats vegetable. idk how to help ppl who have issues w veggies Texturally bc i Love vegetable textures theyre so much#nicer to me than meat texture. fruit textures also my beloved. unless they arent. bananas love to play games#if its taste thats the issue tho i say find a sauce u like and go crazy. douse it in sauce til its just vegetable texture that tastes like#yummy sauce
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so when i project my mental illnesses, neurodivergency and queernes on Mike Wheeler i'm the bad guy but when yall project your own hatred for Mike on other characters (Max, Hopper, Jonathan...literally anyone) then that's fine?🤨🤨
#byler#mike wheeler#really getting tired of seeing people make characters hate and treat mike like shit#when they would never actually do something like that in canon#breaking my silence and being an oversensitive bitch#and telling yall that no Max does not genuinely hate mike#jonathan does not genuinely hate mike and want will to move on#no hopper does not genuinely hate mike and would not be pissed at him for dating will#like yeah i get the jokes you do you but some of yall actually convinced yourselves it's true and that's just embarassing#actually personally i'm getting sick of the jokes as well#the whole mike wheeler hate club and everyone bullying mike was funny like the first two weeks but now it's just annoying#but i'm very well aware that this is a me thing and those jokes just aren't for me#so i'm not gonna tell anyone to stop if you wanna bully mike you do you boo have fun#but please don't make characters who would never do that shit do it for you#also no one in the party would start bullying mike and telling will he deserves better after they come out#like i understand teasing and jokingly insulting each other and shit like that#but there is a difference between teasing and bullying#and some of yall be crossing that line and that's just a no for me <3#i know i sound oversensitive and i know i am and that no one else has the same opinion as me#but i really am getting tired of seeing that stuff when i'm just trying to have fun in here#ok i'll shut up now
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