#please tell me yall get the joke
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something-named-vexxie · 21 days ago
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Happy (late) Halloween from Circubit and Iris dressed as themselves
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“Y’know, I’d have no idea who you are if we weren’t captioned! Your design is so bland; you need an accessory or something.”
“Shut up, short-legs.”
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whenjustdancehitsdifferent · 5 months ago
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Would I go to jail if I said Wild Wild West by Will Smith should come to Just Dance+ as a legacy song because it was a big hit
I mean really, that choreo slaps
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maxcatz · 4 months ago
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watch me whip. watch me
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pansyboybloom · 10 months ago
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"it's not that he's evil. he lacks empathy and goes into a dissociative state and commits atrocities" *pans to me in cat ears and a bell collar, exposing my belly for pats*
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sleepy-boything-shit · 3 months ago
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WHY DO PEOPLE SAY SPOOKY SEASON STARTS IN SEPTEMBER ITS SEPTEMBER
also hi hello can yall see me im bi
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lightning-girl · 20 days ago
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missed opportunity for dangerous to end with:
- don't thank me friend, I'm not the one who fought for you
-then who?
- that's your clue
*cue the usual hermes ending*
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treestomeetyou · 2 years ago
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psa: phil lester is just a character this account is actually just some american guy named kyle
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meulinn · 5 months ago
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Hello my wonderful followers i have not abandoned this account…i have just been so horribly preoccupied with life and finding it difficult to draw in general…but I will still try to share as much as i can! <3 ty
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thinking-emoji · 1 month ago
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kaiserkisser · 3 months ago
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today is such a stark contrast to yesterday in how much i fucking hate today (vent/rant in tags bc i forgor to do it on my vent one)
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mortalheartache · 3 months ago
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Hey guys quick PSA I can’t believe I as an adult am making about another adult but if you have so much nonexistent beef with me that you have to DM someone who knows someone I’ve spoken to like twice about if we correspond then that’s absolutely insane and I highly recommend you seek therapy of some sort because what
Stalking my tumblr dot com hayden christensen smut page over a whole lot of nothingburger with nothingsauce and a side of nothing with fries drama is unhealthy and not good for your psyche.
The beef is so not there you can call that shit Impossible!! 😭
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if i went to a party that people had borgs at i’d call mine jeri ryan and mark the amount as 7 of 9
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jewishrizahawkeye · 1 year ago
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god i just thought of this cursed image and i can’t tell if it’s secretly genius or evidence that i am sick, but please enjoy pride banging out the tunes!
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ratatatastic · 28 days ago
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"lots of packing" "hopefully gonna see a couple mikkola jerseys over there"
once again his face when he thinks he makes a funny joke is very special to me
post practise interview | 10.23.24 (x)
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toytulini · 1 year ago
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starting the day off Wrong with. nerds gummy clusters for breakfast,
#toy txt post#i will regret this#(half joking) specifically to spite that post telling me i Have eat a vegetable#i recognize its True. i dont even personally particularly have trouble w vegetables. i like a good number of vegetables in different ways#but something about it is scraping its nails down the chalkboard the wrong way for me#i cant tell you how i would prefer a post like that to be worded. but smth about it pisses me off idk#im vagueing and idk if i could even find the post but like. i really love op being like 'im saying this in the gentlest way possible' and#then u check the notes and their replies to ppl saying no they dont want to is 'die then' and i cant even blame them for that. it has#many notes im sure theyre out of patience to keep being Gentle. but smth about it is just. Grating#i am not sure theres One good way to get picky eaters to try new foods but god that post is Not vibing with me#i want you all to know im being sooo strong rn ive seen it on my dash TWICE and resisted the urge to reblog it w stupid spiteful shit in the#tags lol. im being so strong. im resisting. im making my own post to say stupid shit in the tags#also god it is such a good thing i already like vegetables bc some of the shit ppl are reccomending in the notes.................#🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢🤢#LIKE to each their own if thats what works then go off everyone likes different things but also oh my fucking god some of that#is like the grossest shit. i am not putting fucking cheese on anything are you insane. creamy soups???? you want me to eat CREAMY SOUPS???#A L F R E D O S A U C E ?????? if thats what it takes yall then go wild but asgajgudvakgeuvuw could NOT be me and that is OKAY#im allowed to dislike things that others like and youre allowed to like things i find. detestable. do not take it personally#keep in mind i find so many things detestable it is Not fucking personal. except sauerkraut. that shit is a hatecrime against me personally#<-joking it is a joke. (its not) it is a joke. keep sauerkraut away from me tho please im dying squirtle#if your method of keeping it away from me is to eat it all and go oooo that was so yummy thats fine. whatever it takes#i do wonder about the ppl suggesting to pickle things to consume vegetables#dont get me wrong i am pro pickles as hell i go insane for pickles. however. im not sure they count as a 'vegetable' from a nutrient#standpoint? also the person in the notes being sad they have a hard time eating vegetables and being like wah i cant eat anything but pizza#i want that person to know pizza is vegetables. YES get off my ass tomato is botanically a fruit shut up vegetables arent real#its all fruit or leafs or seeds. pizza is a vegetable. hell especially if you can put veggie toppings on there instead if just eating plain#cheese pizza like me. thats vegetable. idk how to help ppl who have issues w veggies Texturally bc i Love vegetable textures theyre so much#nicer to me than meat texture. fruit textures also my beloved. unless they arent. bananas love to play games#if its taste thats the issue tho i say find a sauce u like and go crazy. douse it in sauce til its just vegetable texture that tastes like#yummy sauce
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uselessnbee · 2 years ago
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so when i project my mental illnesses, neurodivergency and queernes on Mike Wheeler i'm the bad guy but when yall project your own hatred for Mike on other characters (Max, Hopper, Jonathan...literally anyone) then that's fine?🤨🤨
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