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officialchimmie · 9 months ago

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SMALL LITTLE DOODLE PAGE OF THIS GURL... @creaturefeaster / @chickenstab HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN MAKING THESE SHITS BRO...

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theythemmer · 3 months ago

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phinktober day 11: ur fav AU

i dont rlly do AUs so i just drew them how i wish they would dress xo

(dan’s tats r carnations and snowdrops and phil’s r roses and honeysuckle. for no reason 🤗)

ALSO bonus version w makeup bc i couldn’t pick <3

#soz copied caption from twt i have been drawing for 7 hours straight i need to drink water eat something take a piss and a shower and sleep #no braincell rn #goodbye it is wine time #hope yall like this idfk what people what these days other than ship art but im not doing that so sorry no knights fucking for you #just me making them look like me bc i’m a narcissist etc #god i am way too tired to be yapping rn i have no filter whatever ABYWAY HASHTAG DANIPHIW #art2 and craft2 #dnp #phanart #dan and phil #daniel howell #amazingphil #dan howell #phil lester #phinktober #punk edits irl come back to me please #i’m missing a fkn hashtag i just know it whatever i don’t CARE im TIRED i have eaten nothing but half a jar of picked today i feel so goblin #idk why i tunnelvisioned w this piece it’s not even that good or detailed LMFAO #actually the tattoos were a BITCH and also made me sad bc of my whole failed tattooing career etc #OH MY GOD WHY AM I YAPPING SO MUCH SOMEONE EUTHANISE ME #good NIGHT !!!!!!#pickles not picked btw but i’m not retyping all of that #now i’m sad bc i’m out of pickles and it’s 10pm and everything is shut:( hate my stupid gay life

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rocketqueen1989x · 3 months ago

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s(creaming right now

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mechanicalinfection · 1 year ago

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So pancake satan, am I right??

#springtrap and deliah #springtrap #art #fnaf #guys it's him #IM HYPERFIXATING ON SO MANY THIMGS #i love me some canon stinky ass should go take a shower zombie rotting corpse rabbit man but like #please #LOOK AT HIM #he's so fun to draw and he's so fluffy and pretty and JSOXHSKJSXKKSKSKXKXKSKS #yeah I've fallen hard for any type of springtrap 💔💔💔#he's so unhinged at times and he's literally so fucking sassy as FUCL LIKE PLEASE????#lpve that in a man #or a rotting corpse bunny animatronic #but he's fluffy this time #my blorbo

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live-from-flaturn · 1 year ago

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"The Sign" is going to kill me.

#what the FUCK is this show #why the hell does 1/3 of this show take place in the shower??#why do they have so much ass for no reason?!?!#TERTIARY NUDITY I'M SO!#the body positivity but also the hilarious blurring #anyway #the sign bl #the sign #the sign the series #please watch it im dying #saint suppapong

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jaybirdscoffee · 1 month ago

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can someone explain to me why binding in any form when you have a large chest is hell no matter what you do

#this is rhetorical #i know why #binders are fucking BOGUS #aside from the sensory issues they give me personally THEY JUST DON’T FUCKING WORK #AT LEAST FOR ME #and then i discovered binding tape #1000% better than binders on multiple fronts #but it still sucks #because god forbid someone have a tape size large enough #and then theres the fucking blisters #which i do not give a fuck HOW you swing it THERE WILL ALWAYS BE SOME BLISTERING IF YOUR CHEST IS HEAVY #AND IF YOU HAVE A LARGE CHEST AND TAPE AND DONT BLISTER PLEASE SWEET FUCK TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT #because i can have it on and pretend that my skin isn’t actively being shredded #and that i won’t be standing in the shower in a few days peeling it and said shredded skin off of me #probably pissing my suitemates the hell off because i didn’t anticipate it being that bad because i never think its that bad #until i take it off and then suddenly its like why the fuck am i bleeding #and i gotta tell myself it’s because there’s no winning for you dumbass!!!!#you’re going to be in pain all the time no matter what you do!!!!!#let me out #can i fucking quit now please how much more #because with everything in america going the way it is idfk if i can take this shit much longer #yapping #vent

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yellowistheraddest · 4 months ago

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oh wow i love waking up and learning i have to look after a relatives kids all day (im exploding as i write this)

#i have to take them shopping with me fucking please run me over with a train #anyways im gonna go cry in the shower for an hour and then experience a fate worse than death

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thefruitybasket · 4 months ago

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ok yall got me with this im actually at a loss for words. what the fuck

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b4kuch1n · 2 years ago

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Hello! As you guys have seen, I’ve been figuring out the dip pens recently for a project, and I’d love to draw a guy of your choice as practice!

Head Over Here (Or Input The Link In The Picture Above) To Get A Slot

Three slots will be available every time I open for this! Please read and follow the instruction for sending references upon purchase; if references are not sent after 24 hours since the purchase is made, I’ll assume you’ve cancelled the commission and refund. If you need an extension on that, please leave me a word in Tumblr message or email!

UPDATE 20/06/2023: 3/3 slots filled. Thank you so much for your support, and please stay tuned for the next round!

#bakuspeech #commission info #b4kuch1n #big thank you to rudeboimonster for pointing me towards the ko-fi commission function!! and for helping me test the format!#what I make of this will probably go towards ink and more nibs and necessities while I work on the comic #(it will take a bit! so having a sum to spare while doing it would be nice)#obvious disclaimers here is: I am also doing this to practice the dip pens (which I am not yet super familiar with)#so if you expect like. mike mignola level of ink. youre not getting it lol #best to go off of the examples I posted! thats where Im at rn #and I will be experimenting a bit with anything I draw rn. in my fuck around era!#please keep that in mind as well as the instruction stuff. spend money wisely! thank u for ur support no matter what!#and now. I take a got dang shower #it is SO damp here. I am made of like 70% mushroom at this point. I need to Submerge #have a good nite! take care! deep breath!#edit: I fucking forgot its international day of clown. this is fully serious btw lol #I do not celebrate it I am ambivalent to it. its business as usual here. this is real #GREAT timing baku. good job!

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todayisafridaynight · 1 year ago

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RGG FINALLY MAKES THE SMARTEST BUSINESS DECISION OF THEIR LIVES

#snap chats #SHUT UUUUUPP FINALLY #me and every mother fucker like 'id KILL for a bunchan plush' and it only took like. 18 fucking years #WHOLE ASS ADULT #shitting and crying shitting and cying #i love how the second rgg started to acknowledge their audience they started producing plushes #like it feels like the days after that initial clip went out we been seein these bitches come out in the works and im a Big Fan #like you get it team..... im so proud of you.... please take my money im beggin....#i dont even know which one id want theyre all so cute and im too poor to get all of them #cause i know damn well im gonna have to talk to a contact in japan again to get one shipped to me #ts ok its a living...#anyway persoal tag ramble time get out #yesterday was asctually fine :) i went to the mall and decided to get my bro. A Bunch Of Shit as an apology #but then i texted my sister bout the sitch and grew up a bit so i went to dinner with the fam #then i talked to my sis after dinner and she said she was gonna help me Deal With Things so. good day i guess :)#ok thats all from me i wanna shower BYE

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whitegoldtower · 3 months ago

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I am only gonna say this once.

Idgaf if you like “girlsmell”/“boysmell”/“theysmell” WASH YOUR FUCKIN ASS

“If she comes to my place after showering I’m gonna make her do laps around the house before she can come in”

It’s not pheromones I can smell, it’s fucking ONIONS. YOU STINK.

“I’m gonna eat bugs and I will NOT wear deodorant 🤪”

Honey, I eat bugs too but do NOT bring your stink near my lavender scented ass or I will SMITE YOU. I am going to hose you down and forcibly wash you like Moo Deng’s zookeeper

RRRRUEUUEEEEGGHHHH 🤢 🤮

HAVE A WASH!!!!!

#apparently this is a problematic take in the LGBT community #but GUESS WHAT I DONT CARE HAVE A FUCKING SHOWER #wear deodorant you stinky fuckers #I really DO NOT want smelling like ass to be an LGBT stereotype PLEASE

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ghostzzy · 4 months ago

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sucks to be back to forcing myself to do things after 2 days of being extremely gentle with myself but like. there is only so long we can Not Shower. and we have reached the limit.

#so. @ me: please take a fucking shower and eat us some lunch and then u can chill again for a few hours. please. please.#i know it will make us tired we can take a nap i prommy.#izzy.txt

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phagodyke · 9 months ago

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woke up randomly in the night and my flatmate is in the bathroom so I can't go pee and immediately go back to sleep incident 7493 dead 19923 casualties

#GIRL PLEASE ITS BEEN 15 MINS. I NEED TO FALL BACK ASLEEP STAT I HAVE TO BE UP FOR WORK IN 3 HOURS. EMERGENCY!!!!!#ik shes not working today so she can do whatever with her schedule but i cant fall asleep again until i peeeee #and the longer im awake the harder it is for me to fall asleep. and ive been so fucking tired latelt already come on 💔💔#actually come to think of it the reason i woke up so suddenly is probably cuz i heard her door slamming #which is fine she can move around the flat whenever she likes. not like shed stop for me anyway. but hurry tf up in there #whats she DOING. if shes taking a bath or showering im fucked. maybe i should just piss in the kitchen sink lmao #UGHHHHH.#.diaries #well all we can do is wait. man im gonna feel like so much shit at work today :(

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eigengrauone · 5 months ago

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guh

#I feel disgusting and I can’t tell if I feel bad from the hasn’t showered + sleeping all day + hasn’t moved + hasn’t eaten anything combo #or if I’m genuinely getting sick #and I want to give a quick shoutout to my dad’s coworker Erica. fuck you what the hell were you thinking (you probably weren’t)#hope it was fucking worth it!!!!!#I don’t know how much more of this I can fucking take at this point I’d rather just accept the 20 years of life I got and be done with it #just end it all right on my birthday for a perfectly clean 20 years. maybe even get it down to the minute #ok well I’m not going to do that but can something please go my way can this curse end do I have to do something bc idk what I did #anyways I should probably eat today it’s already 11:36pm #tho tbh I’m not even really hungry #sorry for unprompted rambling btw

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ox1-lovesick · 1 year ago

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if bighit doesn't let txt rest....

#✶ ─ radio static #LET THEM TAKE LEAVE PLEASE #I'm begging #on my knees #another world tour????#literally kys bang pd i hope you choke #you mf #“can't stop won't stop” can't manage your artists can't protect them from defamation can't treat them like people #Soobin saying he's too tired to shower or EAT on his BIRTHDAY #when i fucking catch you

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the-eldritch-it-gay · 1 year ago

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Low key wanna die

#i just want to have dinner and take a shower but now I have to go vote and take people on errands and I just fucking #please

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