#please beat me up ~

[earnednight]

the  whistle  that  sluices  out  of  him  is  low  -  appreciative  in  all  the  ways  it  shouldn’t  be  as  wing  pushes  the  blunted  tip  of  an  escrima  stick  into  the  poor  soul’s  shoulder.  or,  into  what  he  assumes  was  a  shoulder  in  its  past  life.  pushing  until  its  form  topples  over  ;  hitting  the  ground  with  a  heavy  thud.  where  it  twitches  thrice  more  from  the  aftershocks  of  his  weapon  before  stilling  completely.    “solomon  grundy's  got  nothing  on  you,  huh?”    but  he’s  not  talking  to  -  whatever  the  thing  at  his  feet  is  supposed  to  be  -  oh  no,  it’s  solely  directed  at  mr.  tall,  dark  &  scary.  looming  in  his  sunday’s  best  at  the  threshold.  

standing  point  blank  between  himself  &  the  only  reasonable  exit  dick’s  clocked  in  this  hell-site  of  a  stronghold.    well    –  he  could  try  the  vents  but  that  thing  he’d  seen,  with  the  over  friendly  tongue,  had  scampered  in  there  &  honestly,  this  seemed  a  better  option  than  that.  

“you  know  -  ”  wing  starts,  pushing  away  from  the  gore-riddled  ground  ;  flipping  the  sleek  shaft  of  his  weapon  between  his  fingers  once  before  promptly  slotting  it  into  the  confines  of  its  holster.  “while  i  found  the  girl  in  the  red  dress’  company  pleasant.”  ada  wong,  if    the  files  they  had  appropriated  from  the  dso  &  bsaa  were  correct.  &  considering  they  hadn’t  been  wrong  yet  —    “she  wasn’t  exactly  the  welcome  party  i  was  hoping  for.” 

small start for @insurged's wesker.

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Danny wasn't sure what to do. Was this legal? He knew the bats were part of the Justice League and whatnot but surely they can't just pick him up off the street after he got into a brawl with some creeps trying to mug him!

Sure, Nightwing had jumped down to help and Danny, still in his living form with its crappy human vision, thought he was another mugger because of the dark and attacked him too.

Now he's sitting in the back seat of the batmobile with his hands in wierd bat handcuffs.

Was everything these guys owned bat themed? Yeah his parents put there last name in all the titles of their inventions but they had a brand to sell so it was excusable. Batman however, is clearly living out his bat shaped dreams. Usually Danny was all for the furrys doing thier thing, one of his best friends was a proud furry and Danny 100% supported him, but there was a line you don't cross and tall dark and fuzzy crossed it when he kidnaped one 14 year old Danny Fenton.

He couldn't Go Ghost right in front of Batman and Nightwing but he could use the one thing his mom made him take with him everywhere since he was a little boy.

His panic button.

It was powered by ectoplasm and could get through signal jammer with no problem. If he pressed the button his parents would drop everything to come save him. They made sure to put little sirens and flashing lights in thier own hazmat suits to make sure they didn't accidentally miss it. Sure they looked hilarious the few times he had seen it go off in his life but it was highly effective.

So he pushed the button and his parents were charging torward them in record time, the GAV playing chicken with the freaking batmobile. Suddenly his mothers voice came from the panic button, "Are you in the front of back, sweetie?"

"I, uh." He stuttered, looking up at the shocked face of Nightwing before answering, "The back."

"Perfect." He mother said darkly.

A trio of high mechanical whines filled the air and Danny didn't need to look through the windshield to know the buzz saws were out.

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Bruce just wanted to know why Danny Fenton, youngest of the Fenton Family and son of Jack Fenton and Madeline Walker, two people whose marriage brokered peace between thier prospective mafia syndicate families, was doing in Gotham beating up low level thugs.

He was not expecting overprotective mad scientist parents.

[systelon]

「 YOU'VE SLEPT ENOUGH. 」

[ewwww-what]

Nobody is as excited about the preview as I am. I have paragraphs.

[st-hedge]

*tapping the screen furiously* where can I get more of this flavour of mentally unstable, antihero, white haired anime boy??

[avocadoraisin]

let me introduce you to my my crack rare-quartet

dont overthink this. its bc the bickering and competition would be outrageous. they play out like a sitcom in my mind

[ohitslen]

Twitter doodles!

(close ups for the first one below and a small extra as well :D)

[danandfuckingjonlmao]

dan, susan and carl are not real. they are featureless limbless cartoon balls in a video game. it’s really really okay. i promise.

[killakalx]

every time i see this photo of jason peter todd i start gnawing at the bars of my enclosure

[leafsfromthevine]

zuko & sokka ; the boiling rock (pt. 1)

[aroaceleovaldez]

Nico and Percy's dynamic through the series is eternally funny to me, because it's just. like.

Percy's having a constant mental struggle between his fatal flaw of loyalty with a promise he made to Bianca to protect Nico, versus his Big 3 kid desire to maim other Big 3 kids / Poseidon descendant urge to totally maim Nico specifically. He hates Nico so so much. He thinks Nico's annoying and weird at best, and creepy/sketchy when he's older. The only positive thoughts Percy has towards Nico are "He's Bianca's brother and Bianca was my friend and I owe her/He's Hazel's brother and Hazel is my friend and would kill me if I was mean to him," "He's a powerful asset and useful ally (if questionable)," and "He's kinda pathetic and I feel maybe a little bad about it." Percy has multiple occasions throughout the series where he strongly considers - and on one occasionally actually goes through with - throttling Nico.

Meanwhile, Nico is following around Percy like a lost puppy. He explicitly can never bring himself to even dislike anything about Percy no matter how hard he tries. He has a whole bit in BoO where he's mentally going "UGH he's so stupid BUT IT'S ENDEARING HOW DARE HE." He's totally smitten. He's making deals with his dad for Percy. He's making convoluted plans to help Percy stand a chance against Kronos. During the entirety of BoTL it's like he's playing tsundere - "I'm helping NOT PERCY SPECIFICALLY with this quest! Me helping Percy would be SILLY because I DEFINITELY HATE HIM." Then he proceeds to show up to Percy's birthday party to basically ask him on a weird date and spend the entire next book scrambling around trying to help him or protect him or impress him. And Percy could not give less of a shit.

Just. That dynamic is so funny to me. Percy is the founder of the Nico Protection Club in that he's the one they're all protecting Nico from and meanwhile Nico is throwing himself at Percy to the point where the literal god of gay love calls him out on it.

[boingopilled69]

on my knees begging for sea grunkles media I NEED THOSE OLD MEN TO HEALLLL

[timblrdrake]

“my main goal is to blow up and then act like i don’t know nobody” -jason todd probably

[vigilskeep]

SORRY this is MORE dialogue from lucanis’ recruitment quest i just need people to be going through this with me

[mettywiththenotes]

I like to imagine Kudou "Got together with Yoichi in less than 2 months" is infuriated with Izuku "Miscommunication with Kacchan for 10+ years" Midoriya

He is tapping his foot waiting for those kids to talk and kiss already

[marinatedsaltea]

The first ever experience

It took them only 100000 years to finally get confident enough

Bonus: