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MEET DAD & DOG!
#hudson's doodlez#basic rundown: Very plastic-y cookie cutter nuclear household father stereotype all packaged into one deranged serial killer#Lives alone aside from his kidnapped “gimp man” who he forces to act like a pet dog 24/7#& emulates borderline cartoon-ish fatherly routine shit like clockwork everyday.#I better end up Actually using these guys with how much work I put into this... I imagine the story isn't really much of a “linear” story#and moreso just a silly stand-alone horror concept. They just do their own thing! Could be subject to change though#anywayyyy#1950s oc#1960s oc#well.. More like inspired. I guess. Idk when the real timeframe would be#retro oc#horror oc#original character
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I was thinking about alcibiades' lost bronze statue so I painted over/edited one of my photos from the museum of ancient olympia to pretend like we still have it and you can go lick see it for a small fee
#art#sort of#alcibiades#whoever finds which the original bronze head that I did plastic surgery on is gets a cookie
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#text#autismposting#stim#my gifs#stim toys#agere stim#agere#age regression#age regressor#agere community#sfw agere#toy stim#toycore stim#kidcore stim#snail stim#pop tube stim#shark stim#haptic stim#beads stim#squishy stim#orb stim#ball stim#scopo tw#inanimate object harm tw#cookie stim#oreo stim#fake food stim#fake animals stim#plastic stim#texture stim
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I got into the cookie gambling game again
#shitpost#cookie run kingdom#doodle#pure vanilla cookie#shadow milk cookie#tf even is shadow milk is it just milk with micro plastics???#add micro plastic cookie#yall when i put on my dad fit
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Found a dried up violet in a customer return box at work, and took the liberty of decorating my pocket notebook with it.
#Paper does a job#you'd never expect the things we sometimes find in the return packages#some send back the packaging materials from items they've kept along with the return items#(with shoes and dog items that's great actually. but sometimes the amount of plastic bags torn open is just exessive)#I've found cookies. scissors. a singular kid's glove. a rock once (that I later drew eyes on after forgetting to take it out for few weeks)#a phone case#there's also been a knife more than once though not for me#a lego once#I've heard of a coworker finding a child's toy once that we sent back#and eyeglasses couple weeks ago#we usually don't send things back as we don't have the budget nor time (and I don't know if it's quite okay to look for customer info)#but sometimes exceptions have been made for important items#the flower was just nice though
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T'was the night before Christmas
And all through the Keep
Not a Mimic was stirring
Not even a peep.
The stockings were hung by the chimney with care
In hopes that dinner would soon be there.
#mimic#christmas eve#D&D#mimic antics#Very Not-Suspicious Boxes#Very Not-Suspicious Sign#Santa should eat cookies and take n/ap#plastic canvas#needlepoint#attempted french knots just to make chocolate chip cookies for mimics.#thing i made
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The great thing about transformers being robots is that it gives them so much potential to just Go Crazy With It regarding their genitals. Go Ham. Engrave that thing. Add mood lighting. Make it rotate. Give it a bluetooth connection. Play Doom on it.
#cookie talks#valveplug#LEGIT THOUGH. YOU CAN DO SO MUCH. THE POTENTIAL IS LIMITLESS#engrave and paint and pierce those things!!! decorate it!! make it any shape you want!#give it that clear plastic look so you can see its insides!
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The origin of that one post
#fgo#fate grand order#arjuna#fgo arjuna#arjuna alter#junao#ttls gallery#i cant believe my artstyle just changes itself 4 times in these 5 panels#hes making cookies out of that duck plush ↑ pls cheer for him#if you put more pressure onto that plush it will squeak out duck noise just like a typical plastic duckie anw. just my thought#(suddenly has a want for duck plush atm)
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At the library we decided we're all going to be literary mice for halloween and I'm going to be angelina ballerina 🐭🩰🤍🎀
#my coworkers are going to be if you give a mouse a cookie#lillys purple plastic purse#wemberly worried#stuart little lol#etc#im so excited ☺️
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#gacha#gashapon#animal#cookies#donut#sandwich cookue#chocolate#fake food#not food#clear plastic#toys#animal ears#kidcore#cute#kawaii#miniature
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we showed croissant cookie a cybertruck and she had a heart attack and 12 aneurysms and died on the spot. rip our dear croissant cookie <3
#i just saw a cybertruck get totaled by PLASTIC POSTS#I’m not even sure how you fuck up on making a thing that bad#cookie run#cookie run ovenbreak#time balance department#croissant cookie#☕️the beast rambles
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me, guy who loves gift giving and puts weeks of work into a Christmas Spreadsheet, upon receiving a chorus of "you do really good stockings!!" from my family: >:)
#i do candy w specialized treats for those i know -- my BIL likes sour patch kids my dad likes a certain brand of shortbread cookies#i do some upscale essentials -- hand cream hamd sanitizer sometimes like lighters or lip balm#and then i get each person a couple personalized stocking stuffers. the trick is that theyre Nicer. $15-25 each.#so theyre extra fun little gifts rather than. like. plastic stuff you throw out. i love my mom and all the work she always put into xmas#but stocking were usually dollar store stuff. i have the means to give my family more so i do#tearing my shirt open. crimbas.#carly.txt
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the true joy of birthday is watching your friends notice the box of 21 cookies you bought and go ":O :D cookie!" and then they slowly get demolished
#somehow we ended up with 1 left#and i was like im not carrying this rigid plastic box back to my dorm with 1 cookie in it#so one of my friends took one for the team and ate it#i also got a few gifts tonight!#one was a book#which was awesome#but also potentially really funny#because one of my family members also got me a book#but idk which one it is#so its possible i now have 2 copies of the same book
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So... Who's the next customer for...
ICE ICE BABY!!!
Recipe for a Beartrap (Molly Blyndeff) special:
A few scoops of chocolate ice cream (low calories)
Add a scoop of raisins
A few slices of cinnamon apples
And top with some teddy grahams (but if you wanna add gummy bears instead, it's fine!)
Not a request so no cookies were stolen
#molly blyndeff#epithet erased#prison of plastic#ice ice baby#top hat tumblr event#ice cream#no cookies stolen
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things i think buddie would argue about after moving in together: buying organic, the tupperware cabinet, couch throw pillows, the coffee maker
#yes i will elaborate#yk bucks buying all organic and name brand. eddie only buys organic or name brand if buck or chris want it. otherwise its gonna be generic#like if chris wants cheezits then hes getting cheezits if buck wants organic fruit leather then buck is getting his organic fruit leather#but if eddie wants oreos hes getting twist and shouts or sandwich creme cookies or whatever generic brand is available#every grocery trip is like just grab organic lettuce eddie. it doesnt matter buck just cuz theres no dirt on it doesnt mean its not lettuce#and the tupperware cabinet at the diaz (buck changes his last name to diaz okay he told me himself) house is crazy#i just know bucks tupperware cabinet in the loft is organized like crazy prob has labels or something. have you seen his immaculate kitchen#eddies tupperware cabinet is based on vibes. he tries to keep it organized but chris keeps coming home with more for some reason and theyre#all different sizes and theres no good way to condense them so theyre all just kinda in there and the cabinet closes so thats good enough#and that cabinet is the bane of bucks existence bc eddie let him have free rein over organizing everything else in the kitchen except#the tupperware cabinet#seriously eddie why cant we just throw some of these away and make some room in here?#oh suddenly mr we need to buy organic sustainably grown toilet paper wants to throw plastic directly into a landfill? absolutely not buck#and about the throw pillows#i just know mr eddie diaz loves home goods hes prob a member of the finders club or something#that man is decorating for all holidays and changes the pillows every season (canon) and buck well. weve seen the loft its the bare minimum#eddie comes back from home goods with a new pillow set and buck is like. eddie. eddie we have a dozen pillows already why do we need more??#none of the old ones match the new painting.#the new painting?? what new painting???#the coffee maker is a constant battle#because buck has had a hildy coffee maker for years and when he tried to set it up at eddies eddie was like. no. get that out of my house#and bucks like your house?? i thought this was our house 😔😔😔#oh baby i didnt mean that ofc its our house everything of mine is also yours#so i can set up hildy in our house right?#no.#and so buck is always dramatic as hell whenever he makes a pot of coffee.#oh if only i could set the brew cycle to match our work schedule. oh imagine how much we could save on the electric bill if it could put#itself to sleep after brewing. eddie. eds. babe if we could brew coffee from our phones then we could cuddle longer in the mornings#buck no. that thing is not allowed in this house.#me thinks
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