#pitch ship

[m0rb1dspade]

For the Hate at First Spite Kismesis zine! @quadrants-zines

My rarepair, signless x handmaid

You can see all the other cool things the others made, including all the lil fangames people made and worked their butts on, Here!

[datcravat]

Ace Attorney Investigations Collection X Among Us Collaboration promotional artwork by Datcravat (me haha)

[diamondzart]

I get why people may insist that Fear and Anxiety have sibling vibes and not romantic ones but in that case THERE WOULDN’T BE A LITERAL “I CAN FIX HER” JOKE right in the movie, come on guys 😆

Look at the faces this mf makes while mentioning her?

I mean would they expect people to NOT ship it? I am dead sure they saw this coming. Too many hints, too many. They had test screenings with teenage girls of all people. They are real experts in stuff like this!

[paradubolical]

there are 2 interpretations of this ship and i love both of them

[daphnalia]

and they were galpals

[vebokki]

simon and baz still live in my brain. now what

[queer-book-character-tournament]

Character, book, and author names under the cut

Simon Snow/Tyrannus Basilton (Baz) Grimm-Pitch- Carry On by Rainbow Rowell

Jean Moreau/Renee Walker- All for the Game by Nora Sakavic

[thebooo-merang]

Yay I finished my 1st entry! It has been an AGE since I fully rendered a piece so it was a lot of fun! For @green-with-envy-phandom-event. Amazingly cute lineart by @justaphantomhuman

[hoarder-of-dragons]

Fuck Top and Bottom

Who wears the cardigans and is epitome of honey-in-tea, sarcastic bastard with parental issues & who is the leather jacket wearing, coffee drinking done-with-life little shit with parental issues

[utilitycaster]

I enjoy a friends-to-lovers story but when it comes to a lot of ships I don't like that are argued to fit that model the problem is usually one of two:

they were never that convincing or interesting as friends either

they work well as friends, but. have you ever been friends with someone and then worked with them or become their roommate and it didn't go well? Sometimes people are great friends because they do not need to make major life choices together and can agree to disagree on significant philosophical choices in a way that couples do not

[orangewsunglasses]

personally i think he needs to stop being delusional about some things

[hersterical]

I have a special place in my heart for the ships and fandoms that aren’t MINE but make lovely tourist destinations

[renjunnipeikko]

consider: xie lian being like “we need friends that are also couples!” and hua cheng agreeing because “ofc gege” but hua cheng doesn’t really like anybody so he’s just picks the two people he knows (hx and yy) and is like “they each have their own dumpster fire soap opera going on. i need to make sure they end up with their partners so gege can have dinner parties like he wants” but post canon hx and yy are both like “why are we still here? just to suffer?” and end up finding companionship with each other in that and so hua cheng notices them spending more and more time together while both doing parkour to not be seen ever by sqx and qyz and… wait. wait no. he doesn’t like where he can see this going. why does this feel weirdly romantic?? you two can’t fall in love! from hua cheng’s perspective you can only have one true love and you two already have obsessions with other people so this is not allowed! and not once does he consider if hx and yy DID get together, they could still be their friends who are also a couple, because he already planned this out and it! does! not! fit! with! his! fantasy! and so just like that hua cheng becomes a very aggressive beefleaf and quanyin shipper

[pavus]

Arlathan forest isn't so bad, as long as you don't squint too hard at any of the trees. Or eat any of the berries. Or get lost for any longer than a few minutes.

( @arcandoria - i owe you my life. 🙏)

[usernose]

Here's a Nightmare Racer shitpost I made two nights ago because I thought it was funny.

[stars-obsession-pit]

Idk what the most common tag for “danny and phantom are separate entities” is (I know “pitch pearl” is a name for something but I think that’s specifically the ship version? Idk) but I just had a thought…

What if it that concept was combined with the Danyal Al Ghul / Demon Twins AU?

Like, I can think of a number of potentially interesting ways to take it

“Half ghost twins” Danny and Damian: one is the ghost and other is the human

A teenage(ish) civilian ghost helping Danyal act like a normal civilian child

Or alternatively, a very much not civilian ghost tries to help Danny blend in but has no idea what normal teens are like either so they’re usually way off

Danny working with the ghost someone the League killed (or potentially even someone he himself killed…)

A ghost overshadowed Danny to seek their revenge on the League but then went “wait, this is a traumatized child soldier” and decides they need to help him

Danny died and was tossed in the Lazarus Pit, and when he emerged, another spirit was tagging along at his side

Danny died and was tossed into the Lazarus Pit. His body emerged, but his soul wasn’t in it. Instead, he’d swapped places with another ghost who was now controlling his body while he tried to coach them on not getting his body killed until they can find out how to swap back