#pirate omens

[fuckyeahgoodomens]

Good Omens and OFMD fans:

I think you need to know that the real Blackbeard attacked a ship named Crowley :)❤ (x)

Do with it what you will (oh yeah he totally met the pirate Captain Crowley or the Captain Aziraphalle who named his ship Crowley ;)).

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

pt II our flag means death but I've never watched it

HELLO OFMD FANDOM! It's the Good Omens Mascot and Resident Dumbass, back again for part II. First, let's clear the air of all controversy!

Some of you lovely maggots were kind enough to warn me about certain discourse about a salad spoon and also about a certain gentleman named Izzy. I was warned not to make assumptions and not to take sides, and I hear some members had to leave the fandom for a while because it got toxic. Maggots. All the rest of you. Worry not about me. I'm here to unite the OFMD fandom! How, you ask? By being so undeniably stupid in my own opinions that you all will have to unite to disagree with me. You underestimate the power of my dumbassery. Well, let's not dilly dally and dawdle, here's the updated summary:

I have been informed there is cannibalism on this ship but it is not real. Someone pretends to eat someone and then their wife helps them fake their death while they run away from the ship though their lover wanted them to run to China.

There are BDSM lesbians, which is honestly such a slay, Pinterest has let me down by not informing me of that when I made Part I. I will no longer be using Pinterest a reliable source in future academic essays.

Mermaid Stede performs necromancy while a song called Kate Bush plays (I don't know who this is, a politician? Idk whether of US or UK).

Gravy Basket is a destination and Buttons is a sea witch and there is educational stabbing. Buttons is then a bird because of the BDSM lesbians.

There is a lady who is extremely beautiful and intimidating and powerful and she has twenty husbands and I assumed incorrectly that you were all talking about a Jack Russel terrier.

Let's start with the controversy! Izzy. Secondary protagonist or antagonist? Good or bad? Kindly father figure or homoerotically charged friend? Necessary death or not? No no no. Behold:

I present a new question, a hot take sizzling from the pan: Did Izzy really exist?

Personally, I firmly believe that no, he did not. I believe that the rum on the ship was spiked with hallucinogens.

Izzy was simply the manifestation of Ed's Freudian subconscious, taking the shape of a human being, vaguely resembling a humanoid potato Ed was forced to boil as a kid. I was a psychology student with a final grade of 99% and I accept only destructive criticism on my posts thank you. Feel free to discuss whether he boiled the potato in a fit of rage or whether he was forced to.

There are assorted Ned's, Mary's and an uncertain number of Jeff's on ship.

One of the Jeff's is an accountant, and there is a nonbinary talking sword named Jim. Actually I'm not sure if they talk.

Love you all, rooting for the show to be renewed.

REMINDERS. Be polite to each other in the reblogs, on tumblr reblogs spread posts and not likes (which don't do anything for visibility) unlike other social media sites, but MOST IMPORTANTLY.

I ACCEPT ONLY DESTRUCTIVE CRITICISM, THIS BLOG IS A GODLESS, LAWLESS LAND, AND ALL RAGE AT EACH OTHER MUST BE REDIRECTED AT ME. UNDERSTOOD? YAY.

[keeperofcats]

They go together so perfectly, don't you think?

[elinordash]

@pscentral anniversary event: get to know the members ⤷ INEFFABLE HUSBANDS / CO-CAPTAINS PARALLELS

We can run away together! Alpha Centauri. Lots of spare planets up there. Nobody would even notice us.  // We'll go somewhere they'll never find us. We'll go to China.

(insp.)

[fallenrocket]

#PirateOmens Watch Party - Season 1, Episode 6

(crossposted from my twitter)

Aziraphale: "Crowley, he's got a gun. He's pointing it. Do something!"

Crowley: "I am having a moment here!!!"

They couldn't be more married if they tried.

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Aziraphale: "Crowley, I am the nice one. You can't expect me to do the dirty work!"

That's definitely a difference between Aziraphale and Gentlebeard. Stede doesn't have those sort of hangups delineating their roles in the relationship.

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"You can't just refuse to be who you are! Your birth, your destiny, your part of the Great Plan!"

This resonates well with OFMD. I think of Chauncey saying Stede is from *his* world, not Ed's, or Izzy trying to box Ed into staying Blackbeard. Choosing to be different is so OFMD.

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"Think of something, or-or I'll never talk to you again"

Find you somebody who'll stop time for you!

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I love rewatching the whole "choose your faces wisely" section of the finale, the acting choices are *chef's kiss* all around.

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How is it that both these shows have an iconic scene featuring one of the protagonists clothed in a bathtub?

[lamentus1]

Hey Good Omens fandom! Please join the Our Flag Means Death Pirates for a Watch Party next week.

[givemegoodomenss3orgivemedeath]

@primevideo adopt our crew 🙏🙏

[yuecrafter]

All the #PirateOmens talk got me thinking of how much we love our fictional gay dads 🥹

Rainbow holo sticker on Etsy

RedBubble / TeePublic

[dora-papp]

This is a safe space ship, where we believe in long hair supremacy. Ask Ed Teach dear @primevideo

Adopt our crew!

[ii-vegas-ii]

A little Pirate Omens sketch for your morning!

Crowley’s crew always respects the hell out of him when he fights along side them. They know he’d never ask them to do anything he wasn’t willing to do as well

[omens-for-ophelia]

yesssssss i am literally so happy you noticed this 🥹🥹🥹 🩷🩷🩷 @zeldahime !

the arrangement is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules...

part 4 of my ineffable kisses series - imagining some kisses throughout time that went decidedly better than That Kiss did...

<< start || part 2 || part 3 || part 4 - golden age of piracy || part 5 - ??

i personally don't believe aziraphale would be a naval officer in the golden age of piracy, but would instead adopt a kind of 'stede bonnet' approach to piracy that results in him being invariably captured and needing to be rescued several times over - that is, until crowley can physically pick him up and place him on land, under strict instructions never to board a ship ever again 🩷

[edscuntyeyeshadow]

the way some people reacted to David Jenkins and Neil Gaiman saying their shows would only have 3 seasons is so funny because I saw so many feeling devastated while I am so relieved and relaxed about it. don’t get me wrong I love getting more content with the characters I love but… normalize cohesive storytelling. normalize ENDINGS. do you REALLY want another s*pernatural????

[keeperofcats]

Calling all Good Omens & Our Flag Means Death fans. In an effort to show how well OFMD would fit in at @primevideo we're having a GO watch party with our crewmates. Share here, Instagram, Facebook, X/Twitter - wherever you are active. Please use the tags: #PirateOmens #AdoptOurCrew #FinishOurStories #SaveOFMD

[hg-aneh]

I watched Inside Out 2 the other day xd

[keeperofcats]

Same for #Blackbeard !

If evil why hot if evil why hot if evil why

[fallenrocket]

#Pirate Omens Watch Party - Season 2, Episode 6

(crossposted from my Twitter)

Even when it's just a disguise, Angel Crowley is too precious.

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"Does what you say make sense in your head?"

Stede Bonnet has definitely heard those words on multiple occasions.

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I liked that both demons and angels (Furfur in ep. 4, Saraqael here) keep coming in all, "We meet again, Crowley," and Crowley's just like, "Sorry, have we met?"

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"What are mortals doing here? Someone turn them into pillars of salt!"

Both Heaven and Hell are in opposition to Aziraphale and Crowley, but it's specifically Heaven who parallels the British navy. I guess that makes Hell Ned Low?

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"They're like people, only portable," is such a lovely way to describe books. Muriel is such a delight.

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Oh god, here it comes. This scene bodies me every time.

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The thing about this scene (and about Gentlebeard's separation at the end of season 1) is that straight endgame couples in shows break up or are pulled apart all the time, for the dumbest and most arbitrary reasons.

This isn't that.

The breaks on these shows hit you so hard because they make *too much* sense. They're rooted entirely in who the characters are. Even as you yell at your TV for them not to do it, you know it couldn't have gone any other way.

But that makes the reunions even better. We saw it with Gentlebeard in season 2, and I'm so glad we'll see it with Aziracrow in season 3.

@PrimeVideo, thank you for letting Good Omens make the ending it deserves. I hope you #AdoptOurCrew and give Our Flag Means Death that chance.

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Gaaahhh, Crowley putting his sunglasses back on when he realizes he can't change Aziraphale's mind, what if I just set myself on fire?

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I know that Queen is Crowley's thing, but as I watch Aziraphale's face in that lift, all I can think is this:

"Inside, my heart is breaking

My make-up may be flaking

But my smile, still, stays on"