#fictional gay dads

[yuecrafter]

All the #PirateOmens talk got me thinking of how much we love our fictional gay dads 🥹

Rainbow holo sticker on Etsy

RedBubble / TeePublic

[caterpillarinacave]

I’m particularly insane about the night at the museum movies tonight I think

[freddycartr]

headcanon that simon and hugh cook nova filipino food weekly and she helps them. after supernova when she lives with them, and adrain, and they cook picadillo, lumpia, pandesal, or bistek or find new recipes. and it's a great bonding experience for them (adrain also joins in because he feels left out) and its a like them asking like forgiveness from nova and welcoming her into their family. they also sit down and have a really hard conversation(s) about the guilt that hugh and simon both feel for failing her family, particularly hugh, the first conversation they have ends with hugh breaking down in tears because he failed the girl in front of him and simon comforting him, which then it ultimately ends up as a group hug between nova, simon, hugh and adrian.

[nonbinarylesbianherb]

Well as the people have suggested I shall begin my journey through the ASOIAF series

Maybe not immediately because I still have many assignments/work/studying I should focus on, but I will start reading eventually

[loosingmoreletters]

did not manage to finish but since I promised dear @whatmoredoyouwangfromme that I'd post something today....

Lysia seldom asked Leonar questions about himself. Often enough, it seemed as though his daughter already knew all there was to be discovered about the person in front of them, keenly aware of their potential and choices. She was neither particularly surprised nor impressed when Arlen managed to manifest sword aura for the first time, as though she had expected it all along and could only praise him for the skill itself.

Leonar assumed that it was a dormant manifestation of the sharpened senses their family was so famous for, but instead of manifesting as heightened physical capabilities, Lysia was quicker in other aspects.

Though it did not take a genius to notice the animosity between the Lady of the Deep and him.

“Why does Grandmother hate you so?”

Unlike Arlen, brash in every matter but emotional, Lysia never beat around the bush when asking difficult questions.

Leonar met his daughter’s green eyes, the most obvious feature she inherited from him. Her face reminded Leonar more of his aunt than himself, and any other trait, he assigned to Nichye. Her hair was braided in the same style the Lady of the Deep used to keep her own when she was still Head of the House.

Despite being his blood, the Lady of the Deep adored her granddaughter.

It shouldn’t surprise Leonar; House Nimian had practiced adoption before the Empire considered it legal for nobility, faking pregnancies and bastard children so obviously, they were daring the Emperor to speak up about it.

“She does not hate me,” Leonar replied.

He had seen her hatred, and as he was yet alive, he was not the subject of it.

“Loathes you then,” Lysia amended, adjusting her vocabulary as though she was raised as a proper ducal daughter.

Loathing fittingly described how the Lady of the Deep looked at Leonar, as though an insect beneath her feet, a bug to be squished.

“She holds me responsible for many hardships your father had to endure,” Leonar explained carefully. “Before either you or Arlen were born, war broke out on our south-western border. The Emperor ordered Nichye to help in the fighting as our side had suffered severe losses. Nichye had just come of age and regardless of the fact that he was strong enough, he shouldn’t have been made to.”

Leonar was more than just simplifying the context surrounding the war and Nichye’s draft. House Nimian was already troubled enough with magical oversight that they had been freed from any civil military service – a contract burned and violated by now.

Lysia’s eyes narrowed. “And how is that your fault?”

“I was head of the Holy Knights’ Order already. I suppose your grandmother expected me to do a better job.”

He could have done a better job, but he’d been young too and awed at the power Nichye displayed – the ruthlessness too. War made mages monsters more so than any man with a simpler weapon.

[si11ylittlekid]

every blond has a dark haired boy <3

Adam and Lawrence <3

Nick and Charlie <3

[batfamfucker]

There are four main types of Batfam fans in regard to how people interpret Bruce Wayne as a dad (/Joking. This is mostly satire and should not be taken seriously):

Fans that think Bruce is emotionally constipated and isn't the best at being a parent but still tries (Differs per person). Don't necessarily think he's absuive but thinks he can be toxic or have unhealthy expectations for the Robins. Can smell the Oldest Daughter Syndrome coming from Dick and have Family Line (By Conan Gray) as their top song on their Dick inspired playlist and Daddy Issues (By The Neighbourhood) for Jason.

Fans that choose to believe Bruce goes to therapy in their own canon. Love B:WFA. Thinks the comic can be cheesy at times and so find a balance between B:WFA Bruce and Please Go To Therapy BruceTM as their middle ground. He struggles. They advocate that Bruce is not a bad parent, he just has bad writers that seem to forget Bruce wouldn't hurt kids, especially not his own. Love the humane moments and scenes he has in BTAS and the early JL cartoons. He may not be perfect but he's not literally abusive. Whores for Bruce being able to admit when he is wrong and for Jason and Bruce reconciling. I recommend Grow As We Go by Ben Platt for this one.

A mix between the first two. Was fine-ish when Dick was younger. Didn't help him in the healthiest way but eh. Still emotionally constipated but that happened more so after Dick left and Jason died. Started getting better when Tim came back but was still closed off. Should probably go to therapy with the kids so they can drag his ass about all the things he's done that have actually affected them negatively. Understands his mistakes and is also able to admit when he's wrong, eventually. It's not easy but he starts to do better and learns to be more emotionally available. Still has to get chewed out by Alfred sometimes but definitely better than he used to be and it shows. Reconciliation is slow and gradual but progress is made for everyone involved.

The one's I personally avoid for my own sanity and wellbeing:

Think Bruce is a complete bastard and abuser. Want him to choke. Hate any and all interpretations of him. Some of which will refuse to understand how anyone could have a different interpretation. Will point out comics where, in all fairness, he is a dick but forget that characterisation can significantly differ from one series to the next, as comic characters are constantly passed around to different writers and have been for decades. Not to mention movies, shows, etc.

[stinky-toons]

The comically sappy urge to randomly reach out to him and ask to fall asleep on call again cos even tho that stuff scares me it's soothing when it's with him

Idk I used to have a very specific way of seeing things until he pranced along omfg..HE MADE ME LIKE CHRISTMAS he already knows I kinda like Christmas but I liked it even more after last Christmas. I was making a gingerbread house and he INSISTED on seeing it but I wanted it to be just right and at that time I wos with my mum and she bought SOME SHITTY BRAND AND IT ALL FELL APART SO I THREW IT OUT AND HE STILL WONT LET IT GO?? He also used to make daily hot chocolates and he'd show me like. That's now a holiday I look forward to. Wtf. It's also foreign for me to like certain things about myself but he makes me genuinely like myself and love myself onfg. I sent him a picture of the day I got my bass and I was holding it AND ACCORDING TO HIM HE FOUND IT CUTE HOW I "Stood there like I wasn't trying to look proud but I definetly was" HOW DO YOU TELL THAT FROM A PICTURE I NEED HIM DEAD. I was proud though that bass is my life

Idk we've had our ups and downs and I can tell it's all true love cos we always come back with a strong I love you.

Shakes my head..only thing is im not actually dating him, not rn anyway cos my mental health is wavered with where I'm living so now I have to wait for college and really jump in and woo him. I'm gonna adjust to college, figure out some life stuff then try and ask him out TWHEHEH 😝‼️ He'll say yes cos we're both in love so I'm just...heh...that good..

[whatactuallyhappenedwa]

~The Cult of Everything~

Research has shown the existence of an organized secret society that dates back to 300 a.c. This organization, often made of members of old money and extensive amounts of weatlh, answers by the title of ''The Cult of Everything''. The Cult of Everything is a group found on the believe that once the last thing is said, the last thing is thought out, the last object created, that the world will simply cease to exist as it will have ''run out'' of itself.

Their work is iniciatially very difficult to be spotted, since at first glance most of their members seem to be doing good, often members of the arts or avid donors for movie companies, museums and so on. Unfortunately the dangers lie in the cult's new practices to saturate all and every new idea that has come to life. something that is most apparent with the current state of modern films nowadays, endless remakes and recycled ideas in order to purge the effects of the original idea. Yes, we are aware of how absurd it is to claim that a secret society of rich people is to blame for the current situation of today's creative market, but rest assured that our team is working on gathering concrete proof of our claims as I write you this, dear friend.

If you'll allow me to speculate, I dare say Dr. Brutus Powderfist is involved in the cult, not only that but he seems to be one of its most fierce members. The exclusive balls held on the Powderfist's mansion are most certainly used as a cover or excuse for a meeting with other equally powerful members, but of course we can only tell you this allegedly.

I am aware of what our collegues think of my work, dear friend, and I care little for their childish insults. However, I much hope that my words travel safelly to you, dear Edgar, so that perhaps my work was not in vain. My life has been put in danger many times since I began my research on this ancient group, more times than I can count. Yes, while sabotaging movies and artpieces is not consider of any crime, I am also led to believe that this group has a much vast and advanced set of knowledge than the outside world. Who can truly say how many new discoveries had been kept under wraps by the wealthy members?

They are aware of my presence by now, I'm sure of it, and that's reason enough to fear for my life. So I beg you, Edgar, if something is to happen to me, take this straight to Abigail, and she'll know what to do. I understand your position would never allow us to truly live as we wanted, but for once in your life put your morals aside and help me and my associates uncover the crimes of this nasty bunch! I won't rest until that's done, I've always been stubborn and you know that.

-Yours forever, despite it all, Miles Mccandless

(This, along with many documents of equal ludicrous claims, were found alongside Mr. Mccandless body when he washed up the River Thames, in London. Once accused of being part of this fictional group, Dr. Powderfist was quick to point out Mile Mccandless' mental decline even before writting these papers. Likewise, Mr. Edgar Azazul chose not to speak fully about the incident, but made it pretty apparent his disdain towards Miles' foolish claims.)

[app1es0uce]

Oooooh I can’t wait to unpack and write up some Telemachus trauma

[oftachancer]

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[chatdae]

The Great Gatsby (1974) au where Gatsby doesn't die and instead Nick takes on the no-paying job of trying to get Jay to move on from Daisy.

Bad ending is Gatsby never does & he and the Buchanans become a never-ending shitshow. Good ending is Jay moves on. Super special bonus ending is Jay and Nick fall in love (toxicity optional)

[haleyreycab]

They are so adorable

[lettygene]

Just found out my college doesn’t want me to graduate 🩷 guess it’s time to lock in and start writing smut for the public

[sharpbutsoft]

putting my complex feelings on morality & fic aside for a sec, I still think it was hilarious that by the time s4 rolled around the writers were so done with w*ncest that they let jackles stare down the camera and call them disgusting to their faces

[freddycartr]

headcanon that simon helps hugh shave and they make out in the bathroom daily