#pig kisses

[queen-of-the-boos]

JUST HAD A BRAIN BLAST IS IT HIM (the only pig guy I know fjsndka)

[guineapiggies]

Via the_four_boars_of_cheshire

[evermorepeyton]

SHUT THE FUCK UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[angel-amelia-d]

who’s active rn? i can’t find anyone to message 😪

[goldenpinof]

hmm

[mommychellie]

something for you to kiss and lick the soles clean before I aim for your balls and make you whimper <3

[manchesterau]

my mom is such a phillie i showed her my 2009 shirt and she said she wanted something from phil and i told her to wait until he makes merch again and she said she wanted a picture so i gave her an extra phil photocard (phil kissing the golden pig) that she said she was going to put it in the back of her phone but now she said she's going to put it on her nightstand and as i was going back to my room she said 'aww he's so cute' to herself like 😭😭

[taxlthomas]

im gonna threow up

[poppyandlilysblog]

Have you kissed any of your beautiful piggies today

You see that spot? Prime kiss location. Irresistable.

[tea-time-terrier]

Another trial with this delightful creature 😭

We got our second rally excellent leg with a 97 and first place (in our very small class).

[guineapiggies]

Via remy

[pigswithwings]

love wins !! love wins

[dennisboobs]

i'm losing my mind i literally picked out the one scene in new wheels that isn't in the script at all and i have to assume it was added in by glenn

[thedayidie]

[tswwwit]

i have a counter argument to the 'only one person can boop bill' thing, mabel. she's the type of person to slap stickers on people, she would definitely be the type to also boop others occasionally and bill would be no exception. she probably doesn't do it to annoy bill like dipper would, but maybe as a form of a friendly gesture, kind of like those people who will lightly punch friends in the arm when they hang out.

You know what? Good point. Mabel would get away with more than most, as a fun-loving lady! Bill understands those impulses, and being a touchy person! He indulges in similar ones himself.

Though when Bill's not in the mood to be playful and gets booped anyway? The 'sister-in-law' status grants her considerable grace.

[saltygilmores]

Thoughts While Watching Gilmore Girls, 3x10-The Winter Carnival Episode-Pt 2

Netflix will display a content warning of "language and sex" for every episode of Gilmore Girls when there is neither.

I mean this ever so gently. Please shut the hell up, Rory Gilmore and just let this guy kiss you for once in your pathetic life. He's not going to be in your life forever, you know. Then again, he is your future step cousin so he will be around forever, but eh, you know what I mean. All the more reason to learn now. You don’t want to be looking at your smoking hot super slutty cousin from across a desk 13 years from now and regret not doing him when you had the chance so instead all you can do is talk to him about how you can’t afford to buy underwear.

Anyways Just stop talking and give your cuz the ol tongue razzle dazzle.

This is hands down, the 2nd Best Looking Jess of the first 3 seasons. 1st place?

The gel-job + jean jacket + white tshirt + cigarette+ devil-may-care-attitude+ combo was absolutely impeccable. But Winter Carnival Episode Jess is serving up some fierce competition with the dark black coat and a sense of sexual urgency more commonly seen in an inmate who was just released from a short prison term.

Jess: Growing up means learning that the Winter Carnival is just another one of Taylor Doose's grifts to fund his next trip to The Bahamas. Now gimme some tongue, baby.

FOCUS!!!!!

That's my King of Nopes, Huhs, and Okuhs!

Me, talking outloud to the screen in a vague foriegn accent that sounds something like a cross between Gru and Borat: I swear to god if you do not shut up This girl would stop to talk about Lane and her Mom and Dean while they were having sex, I swear to god.

His best work!!! I'd ask Shane if that were true, but you know, stab stab, splash splash, honk honk.

Look how fricking cute they are and they were really dating too. Look how he puts her arm around her. It's so sweet. How could anyone ship her with Dean or Logan? Nonsense. Rubbish. (yes, I say that as someone who does not ship them past the point of their original relationship ending. Leave me alone).

Aruba, Bahamas, Key Largo, Montego...

Does "our own fun" involve playing hide and seek in Luke's closet? (Spoiler alert: He is going to try and pull off another game of Closet Checkers in this episode, but the Cockblocking Fates (Lorelai and some little bratnugget) are going to put a stop to it. Dang Rory. That's cold. Winter Carnival Grift That Happens Every Year In Perpituity Because The Cayman Islands Aren't Cheap So You Can Always Just Go Next Year The Fuck iS wrong With You > Our Own Fun with your new hot horny boyfriend? He even did the backpack-strap-grab. It worked on her. Ladies and gentleman, there has been a compromise. And not a Bargaining With Butthead fear-based compromise like we so often saw with Dean. Rory will go with Lane and she and Jess will "hook up afterwards". Mmmhm.

*rolls around on the floor* *stops drops and rolls*

Speaking of compromises. After Milo wanted AmyShermanPalladino to write Jess off by having him get struck by a bus, I suppose this was her compromise.