#pig kisses

[queen-of-the-boos]

JUST HAD A BRAIN BLAST IS IT HIM (the only pig guy I know fjsndka)

[guineapiggies]

Via guineapigsadventures

[mommychellie]

something for you to kiss and lick the soles clean before I aim for your balls and make you whimper <3

[mxmarsbars]

he’s on his tippy toes

[evermorepeyton]

SHUT THE FUCK UP 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[angel-amelia-d]

who’s active rn? i can’t find anyone to message 😪

[goddessstarxxxxx]

Would you Let a 19 year old completely run your pathetic Life?

[goldenpinof]

hmm

[taxlthomas]

teehee

[manchesterau]

my mom is such a phillie i showed her my 2009 shirt and she said she wanted something from phil and i told her to wait until he makes merch again and she said she wanted a picture so i gave her an extra phil photocard (phil kissing the golden pig) that she said she was going to put it in the back of her phone but now she said she's going to put it on her nightstand and as i was going back to my room she said 'aww he's so cute' to herself like 😭😭

[poppyandlilysblog]

Have you kissed any of your beautiful piggies today

You see that spot? Prime kiss location. Irresistable.

[guineapiggies]

Via the_four_boars_of_cheshire

[thedayidie]

[tea-time-terrier]

Another trial with this delightful creature 😭

We got our second rally excellent leg with a 97 and first place (in our very small class).

[pastafossa]

Daredevil Characters as Epic the Musical characters

Been talking this out with @sunflowersandsapphires and I THINK WE GOT IT. Loved doing this, since this is a combo of three things I love: musical retellings of stories I love, ancient Greek mythology, and fucking DAREDEVIL.

Anyway, go listen to Epic the Musical if you haven't already, it's gd amazing, now one of my favorite musicals ever, and the way Matt and the others line up with it is beautiful.

Matt: Odysseus

What if I'm the one who killed you Every time I caved to guilt? What if I've been far too kind to foes But a monster to ourselves? What if I'm the monster?

Foggy: Polites (really hope this one doesn't come to bite us in the ass in Born Again)

This life is amazing When you greet it with open arms Whatever we face, We'll be fine if we're leading from the heart

Karen: Eurylochus

Tell me you did not know that would happen Say you didn't know how that would end Look me in the eyes and tell me That you did not just sacrifice six men

Fisk: Poseidon

The line between naivety And hopefulness is almost invisible So close your heart, the world is dark and Ruthlessness is mercy

Frank: Athena

I've no respect for bullies Those who impose their will I've seen plenty enough to truly understand this kind of filth Let's teach this dog a lesson In front of all his kind

Elektra: Circe

If you make one wrong move, then you're done for Anything I don't approve, then you're done for I could put a spell on you and you're done for Boy, you better run or soon you will be done for

Peter: he was in a scene with Matt in No Way Home, it counts, anyway he's Telemachus

Give me sirens and a cyclops Give me giants and a hydra I know life and fate are scary But I wanna be legendary

Claire: Tiresias

I am the prophet with the answers you seek Time, I've unlocked it I see past and future running free There is a world where I help you get home But that's not a world I know

Bonus for TRT Readers!

Jane: Penelope

I will fall in love with you over and over again I don't care how, where, or when No matter how long it's been, you're mine

Bonus Bonus:

Stick: a pig that Circe eats because he is a fuckface

(scared squealing)

[angel-amelia-d]

To all you PATHETIC LIMP DICK LOSERS, get to work and keep funding My lavish lifestyle. Eat from the bins and sleep on the floor. All so I can live my BEST LIFE!