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Professor Parker Part 2
Summary: where Professor Parker makes a deal with trouble, in order to get them to stay in class.
Word Count: 2.4k+
Warnings: 18+ Only! Smut, professor x student relationship (college age of course!), oral f!receiving, praise kink, angst
A/N- I am sorry this took so long to actually do, but yeah, after that recent talk show look (you know the one I’m talking about, if not I reblogged it a few posts back) I just knew I needed to go back to this. Anyway, enjoy.
Ps @sincericida it’s been a while since part one so would you mind reblogging to help find the original masses, who knows who’s usernames are still the same or working.
You weren’t going to continue taking his course. You had every intention of going straight to the Dean asking to change. Sure you had been eagerly awaiting this course ever since you’d first read about, it well over a year ago, when you were thinking about where you wanted to study after you graduated. The way Professor Parker focused on Multiversal Theory, using Physics of Matter to provide proof for his theories, it was a truly riveting subject. But now, after all this. There was no way you could stay in his class, listening to him talk for 12-15 hours a week, knowing he’d buried his head between your legs, made you cum again and again… no you couldn’t do it. That would just be self induced torture, no? Because there was also no way he’d fuck you until you saw stars again, would he? No, there was no way. Then how come you were now sat on top of his desk, your legs spread, panties dropped to the floor between you as he once again ate your pussy like he was a man starved?
He had stopped you as you went to leave, trying to blend in and leave amongst the crowd. “Hold it Miss Y/L/N.” Fuck! You thought you were gonna get away with it.
There was silence as you waited, arms folded- guarded- as the last couple of students left with small smiles and waved their goodbyes to the Professor. Professor, uhhh the reminder of the name he’d given you last night now felt very different.
“Don’t go.” He said as he moved back towards his desk and began shifting things around. “I know that look. Don’t change course.” You couldn’t meet his eyes. You kept quiet with your eyes to the ground as you watched him come back around the front of the desk, his ankles crossing over in front of him as he leant back on the desk. “Last nights on me, I’m sorry,” he admitted and it finally forced you to meet his eyes as he continued to speak. “But it shouldn’t mean you have to change course.”
You didn’t know what he expected you to say. You didn’t know how else to respond either, a now slightly less uncomfortable silence falling between you. He sighed as he ran his hand through his hair, shaking his head. “Well you certainly chose the right name to introduce yourself with… trouble.”
“You’re one to talk… Professor.” You said, finally finding your voice and the corner of his mouth quirked into a small smile.
“Okay, you have me there. But in all fairness, I’m not expecting to find new students in clubs.” He mused, both a chastising, yet naughty glimmer of admiration in his eye.
“You can blame my room mate for that one. You can also blame her for pushing me on you.” You chuffed as the memory from the night before came back to you.
He frowned as if remembering too. “Quite literally if I remember correctly.” He joked and it made your tummy flip.
You fell quiet again, your eyes quickly shooting back to looking at his feet instead of his face, as the feeling of your crush overwhelmed you and your previous dilemma returned.
As if he could see the conflict in your mind for himself, he stepped closer, forcing your attention back on him as he said, “What have I got to do to convince you to stay in this class?” He asked honestly, but he was too close to you. His smell was intoxicating. His gaze penetrating. His eyes were so soft and earnest, you just wanted to melt into them. His curls were too neat in the light of day and you just wanted to run your hands through them until they were fluffy and soft and messy again, just like they had been when you had left him in bed and snuck out this morning.
Your breathing caught in your chest as he reached out his hand to you, his warm fingers coming into contact with the smallest patch of bare skin on your arm where your cardigan had slipped down. It sent a shiver down your spine and you knew he had felt it.
He pulled his hand away again hesitantly and you reached to pull your cardigan back up onto your shoulder to cover yourself up again protectively. “I can’t.” You said gently, the two words breaking you and you knew you had to walk away before it was too late- before anything else could happen and make this hurt anymore.
You had taken two steps towards the door when you felt his hand reach for your wrist to pull you back. When you met his eyes you were met with conflict, it was plain on his face now as he looked you up and down fully in the light of day. His gaze finally fell to the floor and he released your wrist to rub at his face as he sighed. “Uhhhh you weren’t kidding when you said you were gonna cause me a whole load of trouble,” he muttered to himself and all you could do was frown, your fingers picking at the pages the notebook in your fingers, as you tried to work out what thoughts were going through his head.
He sighed again as he looked to the ceiling as if trying to talk himself out of whatever idea had placed itself into his head. “Fuck,” he groaned quietly and the next thing you knew he was marching towards the door.
You watched him closely, your heart in your mouth as he pulled down the blind and there was a faint click as he locked the door. You only just about had time to realise what he was doing before he marched back over to you, his hands reaching out to hold either side of your face as he brought his lips to yours.
The touch instantly made you ache between your legs, your knees wobbling slightly as you took a sudden deep breath in through your nose as if his kiss alone allowed you to breathe freely again. There was a loud slap as the book in your hands hit the linoleum floor, but neither of you flinched as your reached your fingers up into his hair, messing up his curls and pulling him closer.
As his arm moved down to snake around your lower back, pulling you in closer to him, you could feel every contour of his body. Could feel the pressure building behind his pants zipper.
You opened your mouth up to him more and felt him waste no time, as he licked inside your mouth, pulling a desperate and wanton moan from between your lips. He grunted slightly in response, his forehead pushing into yours desperately as he forced himself to break off the passionate kiss for just a moment. “Are you sure this is what you want?” He asked. “You know you won’t be able to say anything to anyone.” He said, his eyes searching yours for any hesitation. “But I’m not letting you transfer out of this class, okay?” He said strongly.
You felt dizzy. Your eyes struggled to focus on him. From his kiss to his questions- far too many to answer in a short amount of time- you just wanted to feel his lips on yours again. Wanted to feel his fingers everywhere. Last night had been the best night of your life so far and he was dangling that feeling in front of you like a poisoned apple on a string- and you so wanted to bite.
“Come on, Trouble, I need you to answer me,” he said, somewhat desperately and it made you wonder, maybe he wanted this just as much as you did. At first you thought this might just be a ruse to get you to stay, but maybe it was more than that.
“Yes,” you sighed breathlessly.
“Yes, what?”
“Yes, I understand. I’ll stay. I won’t tell anyone, just please-“ you hesitated a second as you heard the rest of the sentence you wanted to say play out in your head and worked up the courage to say it- but you figured you’d come this far and already given yourself a nickname to live up to so why not say it- “promise me you’ll do that thing with your tongue again.” You sighed out breathlessly and a devilish gleam twinkled in his eye as he let out a small chuckle and shook his head gently against yours.
“Trouble,” he sighed. “Which thing?” He asked, playing along with you, but you were sure he already knew, so kept quiet as his gaze on you grew hungrier. He gave you a wolfish grin as he shook his head again. “When? Now?” He asked and you nibbled at your lip in anticipation.
He sighed again and rolled his eyes, his fingers reaching for yours as he began to pull you slowly around the back of his desk, backing you up until the backs of your thighs were pressing into the wood.
“It’s a good thing you wore a skirt for your first day of my class then, isn’t it?” He teased, his fingers tracing up your bare skin, slowly inching underneath the skirt and sending a shiver up your spine. He didn’t stop their journey until he reached your underwear, his fingers hooking into the elastic at your hips and slowly dragging them back down your legs at an agonising pace, until they reached your knees and he let them drop to the floor, ready for you to step out of them.
As you did so, he slowly encouraged you to sit back on top of his desk, his hands reaching back to lift up your skirt and reveal yourself to him, his eyes not leaving yours, as he slowly lowered himself onto his knees on the floor before you. Your eyes fluttered closed and you sighed as his lips turned to graze the inside of your knee, the barely there touch of his mouth on your skin enough to send an overwhelming rush of arousal to your core. As he gradually kissed his way up your inner thigh, your fingers gripping the papers on his desk to ground. You couldn’t believe you were actually doing this. You were about to enter into a secret affair with your professor like this was an episode of Riverdale or Pretty Little Liars.
But as his tongue finally moved up to swipe through your sex, you really didn’t care. If it meant you got to experience the bliss this man was able to drag from you on a regular basis, you didn’t care about anything. As he continued lick at your folds, his tongue sucking your clit into his mouth every few swipes, building you up at an agonising pace, you fought with all your might to keep your moans quiet, biting down on your lower lip with a strangled sigh as your sensitivity bloomed and the pressure between your legs grew tighter.
You allowed yourself one low shaky sigh as his tongue pushed deep inside you, teasing you agonisingly and you gripped the edges of his desk as you grew desperately close to your release. “Good girl,” he praised, as he took his mouth back away from you for just a second, before sliding two of his fingers gently inside you and sucking your clit back between his lips.
“Oh, shit.” You hissed, as his words and tone sent another flutter of arousal and sensitivity between your lips and you finally realised how much trouble you were really in. But it was too late, you’d already taken a bite from the tainted apple, the poison was already coursing through your blood and it felt far too good to run away.
His fingers gripped tighter to your thighs as they began to shake, your climax so desperate to come flooding out, but the tension of needing to be quiet made it unbearable. Your fingers clawed at his shoulders as you tried to keep yourself grounded and in control, the coil deep in your pelvis ready to expload and you felt his fingers slip out of you, his hands moving to hold you down firmly onto the desk as he took one last swipe at the sensitive apex between your legs. Your eyes squeezed shut, your legs clamping tightly around his face as it all came crashing down, the tiniest desperate squeak escaping from between your lips before you swallowed the need to cry out back down, instead panting your way through your climax until you could feel your body beginning to cool and calm again.
Slowly you relaxed your thighs and you heard a faint breathy chuckle of satisfaction fall from his lips as he rubbed soothingly at your bare legs again, before moving back, his hand casually moving to wipe away the mess on his face.
As he finally stood back up, his tongue lapping up the last of your juices from his lips, you saw him bunch up your panties, that he’d picked up off the floor, and wrap them tightly in his fingers before sliding them into his pocket.
“Hey, I need those back.” You said to him indignantly, a slight panic in your chest at the thought of having to walk back out of the classroom with nothing on under your skirt.
“New rule.” He said, standing up straight as he looked over your flushed form, still sitting on top of his desk as he leaned in closer. “Your panties end up on my classroom floor, I get to keep hold of them.” You were sure his words had just sent another wave of arousal back down between your legs, but you fought to ignore it, the thought of walking out of here panty-less, still more pressing, especially if this was going to be a regular thing- you’d be out of underwear before the semester was out and there was no way your student budget was gonna stretch to new underwear every other week.
You were about to protest the fact as you pushed yourself off the desk, your hand reaching out to snatch your underwear back from his pocket, but he swerved out the way before you could so much as even make the slightest bit of contact. “Uh, uh, uh,” he said, holding his finger up to me, that devilish smirk back in the corner of his mouth. “You can have them back, as long as you get good grades on your essays.”
You couldn’t help but roll your eyes as you let out a breathy little scoff. “So do we have a deal, trouble?” He asked patiently.
You rolled your eyes again as you conceded, “Yeah,” you sighed, “we have a deal.”
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I’d make a mold of his dick and use it as a personal dildo. Then when he comes back from patrols or missions I can promise you I’m riding both of them at the same exact time.
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I have...thoughts
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do u ever in your mind have a vision so beautiful you mourn that it doesnt exist and then remember that u can draw. anyway heres the glass coffin scene if they were pikmin
#like i cant eveb explain it. i cant remember why i even thought of this. divine intervention i think#saw#hoffstrahm#coffinshipping#peter strahm#mark hoffman#pikmin#DELIGHTED i can tag a post with saw and pikmin. this is so stupid#i havent tried painting in a while i found a cool new tool in photoshop to make this#i was so locked in i dont think ive had this much fun with a drawing in. well. i dont remember#i thot abt making strahm a white pikmin (angry + deeply toxic + autism eyes) and hoffman an ourple pikmin (built like a fridge)#but decided against it bc strahm being taller is important to me. also red pikmin (violent + pointy nose) and blue (mouth) works just as we#putting deep and immense thought into saw characters pikminsonas#espeon draws#ALSO made strahm a leaf pikmin bc he woulda just gone thru the cube and never gave himself a chance to recover#unlike hoffman who was prepared for this and in a better state physicallty after his fake trap#really tempted to do trhe water cube like thius too it would be so funny#added alt text :thumbsup: i hope thats good enough
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Hey yall was wondering if anyone had any dc or marvel comic run recs?
Specifically im looking runs that really dive into the character and their psyche if you what a mean? A lot of runs i feel are very action/event heavy and rely on these big crazy fights for conflict but I’m looking for stuff where the character’s conflict is either intrapersonal or interpersonal…if that makes any sense LMFSKS
#aloonaram thots#dc comics#marvel comics#marvel#dc#nightwing#spiderman#peter parker#dick grayson#batman#bruce wayne#b#venom#eddie brock#idek im just looking for something not basic#been reading the venom 2018-2021 run and i feel like it just barely scrapes the surface of what we could explore with eddie#but its still great#so idk just gimme yalls recs
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#npmd#npmd incorrect quotes#i saw these text posts and thot they fit#starkid#nerdy prudes must die#hatchetfield#peter spankoffski#max jagerman
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"Take a seat"
Me: ok, which one






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I still don’t know what the plot of Blackpool is, but apparently it involves David being highkey slutty with food...
#david tennant#soft scottish hipster gigolo#blackpool#peter carlisle#not to mention that scene where he nearly bottoms for David Morrissey#what even is happening here#there's something slutty in the state of Denmark#and doing really weird things with his tongue#and giving off major bottom vibes#and it's David Tennant#bless#let's just call this Tennant Thot Tuesday#yes
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#not using my big girl brain OR the tags im just turning the thots over like a boiled sweet on a cold winter day but#there is something to be said for the parallels between carla and liam / carla and lisa#more to the point specifically for today’s thoughts: carla telling lisa that she loves her and lisa not saying it back#even if it’s so obvious to we the viewers (and ofc with vicky’s confirmation) that she feels the same but is obviously struggling with it#rewatching those old scenes really put carla and liam into perspective as a thirty year old and not a thirteen-fourteen year old#but that she opens herself to him so completely and so immediately and even though he shows hesitation she doesn’t let it stop her#she tells him don’t worry you’ll get there because i know we’re meant to be i know this is right i know and i trust in us and in you#and then he goes back to maria#and now present day carla confessing her Big Feelings and lisa hesitates#and it’s like it’s happening all over again#she likes lisa more than lisa likes her#and she’s been here before and she knows what it means#and best case scenario it takes lisa another several months to come to terms with her feelings and now she’s just been told that she might#not have that long to wait#she needs in she needs security she needs immediacy she needs anything but hesitation#god though ESPECIALLY after liam was the one who carla brought up when discussing lost love with lisa and not peter#not paul#(haha bird joke)#idk it’s in my head like worms#rewatching those old liarla scenes last night was like a punch to the gut i forgot they went through all of what they did#and now again…… UGGGHH#anyway#not to say i’m concerned because i truly believe they’ll work this out the way they’ve worked everything out so far:#thoroughly and together#and i cannot waaaaait to watch#that’s it that’s my lunch hour thought of the day#coronation street spoilers
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Pet groomer Peter and his fave clients🐕🐈⬛💗
Steve and his senior dogs
Bucky and his white cat Alpine
Tony and his medical alert Doberman
Stephen and his stunning Dalmatian
Natasha and her food obsessed Rottweiler
Pepper and her three Scottish Fold cats
Clint and his huge mixed breed farm dog
Rhodey and his retired army Belgian Shepherd
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updating a fic tonight. not sure what one but watch this space
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for some reason i always end up sharing headspace with the kid. i don't mind, really–– i feel compelled to protect her–– but it definitely can be a bit odd. i'm relatively masc but she's, well... not. so thats how i ended up wearing a dress and pigtails today
#kiddo just wants to relax and watch the lorax#me too girl#thots & prayers#peter speaking#i think it might be because we are the primary Holders of the Dad Trauma TM#just in different ways#we gotta stick together
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Taylor Swift x Maisie Peters - Peter x Wendy parallels
I knew you / tried to change the ending / Peter losing Wendy, I / I knew you / leavin' like a father / running like water, I / and when you are young, they assume you know nothing - cardigan, Taylor Swift
you could take me to Neverland, baby / we could live off of magic and maybes / but I know the girl that you want and it scares me / behind every lost boy, there's always a Wendy - Wendy, Maisie Peters
lost to the lost boys chapter of your life / forgive me Peter, please know that I tried / to hold onto the days when you were mine / but the woman who sits by the window has turned out the light / you said you were gonna grow up / then you were gonna come find me - Peter, Taylor Swift
@taylorswift @withhertea PLEASE MAKE THIS HAPPEN I BEG OF YOU THE PEOPLE DEMAND IT
#more middle of the night thots#taylor swift#maisie peters#peter x wendy#peter#wendy#cardigan#taylornation#the good with#the tortured poets department#swifties
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There's an extra layer of sadness about Insomniac Peter having the symbiote, which will make him more aggressive and violent. Because this version of Peter is such a wholesome, kind, patient guy who tries to stay positive no matter what, despite everything he went through. We only see his happy guy mask cracking in during act 3 until he snaps and shouts at Otto. And even then, he tries to talk him down and wants to help him. Despite being angry, stressed and grasping at straws from breaking down, his end goal is to help, not hurt.
Then, in Miles Morales, we get the positive and kind Peter back. He's clearly excited to help Miles with training to become a better Spider-Man. We don't hear any resentment or bitterness in his voice. Even though he has no living relatives anymore, he keeps going and keeps encouraging Miles to try his best.
So, seeing this golden retriever of a man being angry, bitter and violent is going to have an extra oomph. To be fair, Peter’s anger is understandable, anyone would be bitter, enraged and hurt after losing their last relative and someone they idolized. Peter just swallows it all down and pushes it into the darkest corners of his mind, putting on his happy mask again and trying not to get consumed by his own hatred. The symbiote amplifies his emotions, even the bad ones, so it's gonna be sad to see a person like Peter who radiates warmth and safety turning into a violent, bitter person, marinating in his own rage.
So in short: the game will hurt and I will cry when Peter starts pushing his friends away
#having thots at work#peter parker#insomniac spider man#I'm not okay this game is gonna wreck me emotionally I know it#chatter
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I know i haven’t posted a lot, but this felt necessary to post here.


Also Fan Expo cons are a shit show and I’ve never been to a worse con, but this dude was worth it.
#joseph quinn#eddie munson#stranger things#fan expo#fan expo philly#fan expo philadelphia#thots and thoughts#peter parkqueue#silkholland personal
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