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does anyone else notice that Ublock Origin is no longer working or is it just me

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thank you to Emily Henry for ruining real life men for me. and also thank you to Emily Henry for writing books. I love your books more than I can describe with words.

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PEOPLE WE MEET ON VACATION

I'm on vacation. Vacations always end. It's the very fact that it's finite that makes traveling special.

Book Locations.

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I didn’t watch the OC but Adam Brody in nobody wants this is actually healing some Dave Rygalski abandonment issues for me

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bridgerton is so fucking fun. each season they pick the two hottest people you've ever seen in your life, tell a ridiculously romantic story with them, set the whole thing vaguely in the regency era but make the costumes more camp and ridiculously elaborate in the best way every season, make the hot people bang, craft intricate and breathtaking sets, flesh out incredibly well a bevy of characters, then cast some more super hot people of colour to play characters that were white in the books. all of that from source material that is cheesy and they make it excellent and more progressive. I want a million seasons.

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about to go to a comedy show alone because doing things alone is FINE right right

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He stole her youth and promised heaven

The men start wars yet Troy hates Helen

— History of Man, by Maisie Peters

buy me a coffee 💌

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they're the reason this blog was made and I will die for them

the one ship that I understand will never work together but yET I will not stop wondering what it could've been

here's to many more random shitposts for random ships very soon 🥂

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sometimes I just sit around and randomly get sad because I accidentally think about the proposal scene in Little Women

the HuRt IS uNimAGINABLE.

his face. hER face. HiS ACTIONS. Her reACTIONS.

this has increased in occurrence ever since I’ve started listening to champagne problems

it’s like I went through it myself when I haven’t even passed BY a guy

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does someone want to pick a movie for me to watch on this fine Saturday evening

rom coms preferred but anything with a chill vibe is acceptable

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I’m reading my second Nicholas Spark book and I feel like he makes his male love interest seem likable by talking badly about other men …

It’s giving “I’m a nice guy so I’m not going to kiss…but other guys would. And that’s why I am better.”

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I’m actually gonna go in blind. who knows where this will take me.

life is so bland I have nothing to watch I’m literally about to start severance

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life is so bland I have nothing to watch I’m literally about to start severance

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the Rom-Commers by Katherine Center needs to be made into a movie RIGHT NOW. I will fund it with my own two cents.

I love books about characters with literary (or literary adjacent) jobs (looking at you, Emily Henry 👀) and it had me KICKING my feet

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they will not have to fight hard to win no.1 ship in my heart so everyone else better watch out

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when in doubt about whether or not to make a thing, do it for your 3 hardcore fans.

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they will not have to fight hard to win no.1 ship in my heart so everyone else better watch out