#percy jackson at hogwarts

[kerryshifting]

[chaoticace22]

february started mostly sweet probably due to vanilla extract 

[itscamile222]

stop a minute and think how absurd it is to think this is the only reality that exists— like, man, we’re literally thinking creatures who live in a floating rock in the middle of an infinite universe (which is expanding to more infiniteness)…

how the hell could life and existence be that simple?

#itscompletelyabsurd

and anti shifters still say WE are being delusional…

btw i’m definitely going to make a more in depth post talking about this

[yawneon]

hcs for

percy jackson hcs for hogwarts color houses? (if you wanted to - maybe for reader too?)

(this has been marinating in my drafts for MONTHS)

PERCY JACKSON !

- im a firm believer in percy being harry in another universe

- if harry wasnt a BBBBBITCH

- gryffindor prefect whether you like it or not. (turned head boy, lily and james situation over here.)

- 1/3 star trio (somehow percy’s in it)

- would and could beat the shit out of harry potter

- IS DEFINITELY A QUIDDITCH PLAYER

- probably a seeker or a chaser but im getting off topic

- hes a prefect that all the first years look up to yk

- like those cool older students that you want to be when your fresh in high school.

- “percy is so cool!“ “i wanna be a prefect like percy!”

- loves the attention ngl

- sneaks around to ravenclaw table to sit with annabeth (or you) and then when he gets caught he goes “i was just asking her something!” when he knows damn well he was flirting with her.

- you can tell by the shit-eating grin on his face. ^

- definitely is in a organised wand fighting club

- most likely is a pain in the ass for the teachers but he gets good grades (thanks to his girlfriend) and he probably has saved the school from some sort of magical monster once or twice

- secretly avada kadavra’d a fly once (felt bad afterwards and held a funeral for the fly)

ANNABETH CHASE !

- ravenclaw head girl.

- 2/3 of the star trio

- everyone loves annabeth, shes like the star student.

- “ask annabeth she knows.” “annabeth can you help me with this question?”

- gods shes smart but shes more than that.

- she likes to hide away in one of the towers and she makes castles ans structures out of toothpicks she steals from the tables at breakfast, lunch and dinners.

- also a student alot of the first years look up to.

- but mainly the girls like annabeth.

- the ones who felt they weren’t ever going to be smart enough or were never going to amount to enough.

- annabeth would smile sweetly at them and remind them to believe in themselves.

- is the only person percy really listens to.

- percy could be messing around and not listening in a class and the moment annabeth even mutters a word starting with p hes sat on a chair, hands in his lap, posture straight and mouth SHUT.

GROVER UNDERWOOD !

- now i don’t want to stereotype… im not that type of girl.

- hufflepuff prefect

- AND BEFORE ALL OF YOU COME ALONG AND START WHINIGN AND CRYING “I HATE HUFFLEPUFF” BLAHS BALAHA BALAHA SHUT UP.

- he loves his house and takes so much pride in it

- i don’t think he’d like playing quidditch but he would be in the front row seats cheering on hufflepuff

- and if his house wasn’t playing he’s there cheering for percy

- 3/3 of the star trio.

- grover “my bf” underwood is a hufflepuff.

- alot of the younger kids look out for grover in a crowd

- especially the misbehaving gryffindor kids that are running away from clarrise

- if they can’t find percy they cower behind grover

- and grover being the big hearted boy he is he stands guard of the kids despite shitting his pants himself

- he loves his house.

- he loves care of magical beasts class

- all the new hufflepuff kids IN GENERAL always go to him for directions which makes him 1 too many times late to class. but im like so sure the teachers know and love him so they let him off with just a soft warning.

- “i’m so sorry professor! i was helping a first-“ “just sit down underwood.”

- to all those fans that watched fantastic beasts, grover is 100% using a tower like newt did with new beasts he finds.

- has probably accidentally wandered into the forbidden forest with annabeth and percy by chance. (he wanted to find a unicorn)

- some random slytherin kid picked on a hufflepuff first year and grover ripped the kid a new one. hes loyal to his house 💔

- he had to get a new wand once or twice because he used to chew on it in exams (when he got especially anxious)

CLARRISE LA RUE !

- despite her being sometimes rude

- i do think she’d also be in gryffindor 😭

- kinda like an arrogant, “im better than you” gryffindor

- like how she is in the show and most of the books towards percy

- but underneath her hard exterior shes soft towards the ones she loves and is close to

- also a quidditch GOD

- the most exhilirating beater to watch in quidditch.

- alot of first year girls also admire clarrise

- more so the ones that want to be strong and join quidditch.

- EXTREMELY PROUD TO BE A GRYFFINDOR

- she REPS THAT SHIT HARD

- “i think slytherin is co-“ “GRYFFINDOR IS THE BEST HOUSE SHUT UP”

- extremely prideful of her colours and her house

- a little bit too much sometimes

- when someone loses house points you better pack it up and run because miss girl is hunting for you (looking at you percy)

LUKE CASTELLAN !

- erm

- slytherin head boy

- “luke is so cool!” “and hes hot..” “but percy’s better!”

- theres luke people and then theres percy people

- luke is alot more cunning in the sense that he openly does things to capture more hearts and beat percy in this ongoing war (he will be the hottest prefect.)

- probably descended from a line of gryffindors but then he popped out

- seeker in qudditch but also is a good chaser due to his build

- THE slytherin boy.

- he is so unbelievably good at quidditch and leads slytherin to most of their wins.

- another star student here

- “why can’t you be more like luke?”

- maybe has possibly been an inside spy for he who can not be named. (voldymort)

- definetly in that chamber of secrets fucking shit up

- such a helpful head boy.

- like he loves his house and will die in green

- this guy probably has every single passage in hogwarts mapped out perfectly like dimensions and all.

- may or may not be plotting something in the forbidden forest.

[redadidassneakers]

Walburga: when I was your age-

Sirius: when you were my age you were fucking your cousin. Take a step back.

[punkeropercyjackson]

'Real intellectuals in fandom love complex ships'And the complexity is rape culture

[pjoprincessofolympus1655]

Credit to the artist @soia-jpg

[clingonlikeclingwrap]

PJO Hogwarts AU! Notes below:

- Kronos is Voldemort. Obviously. He was vanquished by Zeus years ago, but is on the rise and can only be defeated by the “Chosen One” (for neither can live while the other survives yadda yadda)

- The “Chosen One” is one of the Big Three’s children—not even just the first to turn 16, just one of them

- The whole point of the AU is people trying to figure out which one out of Percy, Nico, and Jason is the “Chosen One” while all of them are secretly hoping for it to be one of the others

- Death Eaters tracked down and targeted the kids after hearing the prophecy, resulting in Bianca’s death pre-enrolment to Hogwarts. She fended them off while telling Nico to escape 🥲

- Thus, Nico shows up to Hogwarts already having lost faith in the system and edgy and sad asf. But there’s no real reason to blame Percy so they don’t have that complicating their relationship further

- Thalia turned into the Whomping Willow. No idea how or why. She also turns back at some point. No idea how or why. Drops out of school to become an underage Auror? No idea how or why.

- I fully researched Hogwarts house qualities before sorting them. I was so deep into it. Percy’s loyalty speaks for itself. Jason was difficult but I shoved him into Gryffindor. And a friend suggested Nico be in Gryffindor but just be really disgruntled about it, so that’s where he is. He has to deal with the passionate reckless assholes while in denial about being a passionate reckless asshole. (Also Nico & Jason bonding opportunities :D)

- Due to Slytherin being now inhabited practically solely by Hermes kids (who are not all related in this AU), Slytherin has totally lost its reputation as the “evil” house, and now proudly carries the tag of “Prankster House”. They’re like Fred and George Weasley except the pranking is a house-wide phenomenon

- Jason attended Durmstrang where he was held to insanely high standards as a model student/leader. After the Tri-Wizard tournament he decided to transfer to Hogwarts instead (all the Camp Jupiter kids are at Durmstrang.)

- Jason becomes Quidditch captain. Percy is duelling club captain. Percy is a god awful flier and it’s safer for everyone if he never touched a broom. Both constantly try to recruit Nico into their respective extracurriculars.

Some bonus character houses:

Gryffindor: Nico, Jason, Clarisse, Calypso, Grover, Piper, and “the Stoll brothers are in Gryffindor solely due to their lack of fear for consequences”

Hufflepuff: Percy, Will Solace, Meg

Slytherin: Annabeth (fucking fight me on this I dare you) (I’m joking I’m sensitive and I’ll cry) (but I won’t lose bitch square up), Thalia, Luke, Ethan Nakamura, Drew, the whole of Hermes cabin (minus the Stoll brothers)

Ravenclaw: Leo, the whole of Athena cabin (minus Annabeth), probably most of Hephaestus cabin too, I wish there were more specific characters but I cannot think of any rn tbh

(I probably missed some characters but anyway 🤷)

[7s3ven]

HE’S MY MAN. luvcat

I have an idea but I don’t know who to do it with 😞. So help me out, LOL.

IN WHICH… you are fatally obsessed with your husband/boyfriend to the point where you start to slip poison into his food and drinks in an attempt to keep him with you.

“He’s my man, we’re hand in hand. To Hell and back, and I love him like nobody else can.”

You wished he didn’t have to go to work. He could stay in the house with you so you could admire his peaceful sleeping form. You needed him so much that it hurt.

You make him dinner yet he keeps getting thinner. He complains about his blurring vision, his feverish dreams, his throbbing head, and the funny taste to his tea. You do well to hide the vials from him.

After all, he’s happiest with you. He’s gone quite mad but no one wants him now. It’s just you and your man.

Potential warnings: fem! reader, possessive love, toxic love, unstable! reader (sort of yandere in a way ig) poison, mental illness, obsession, mentions of death/killing, maybe gore, cussing, a whole lot of toxic tbh

[raphael-angele]

Hogwarts Houses

Percy: I am!

Thalia: You are not!

Percy: Prove it!

Thalia: Look, stereotipically speaking, Ravenclaws are smart, calculated, and very dark people. None of those things fit your description.

Percy: I can be dark!

Thalia: Percy, the closest thing you're definition of being dark is putting milk before the cereal.

Percy: It's sinister!

Annabeth, walking in:

Percy: Wise Girl! Lay in on this. Which Hogwarts house am I?

Annabeth: Hmm, Hufflepuff

Thalia: Ha!

Percy: What?! I'm a Ravenclaw!

Thalia: You're not even close! Annabeth is a perfect example of a Ravenclaw. Nico is an example of a Ravenclaw, even Leo is a Ravenclaw, you just underestimate him!

Annabeth: Actually, Nico is more of a Slytherin. I'm 50/50

Percy: Look, I'm good at choosing houses.

Thalia: Really? What's mine?

Percy: ...Hufflepuff?

Thalia: I'm clearly a Gryffindor.

Percy: You're not

Annabeth: She is

Percy: Whose side are you on?!

Annabeth: Seaweed Brain, be honest, is the only reason you wanna be Ravenclaw is cuz it's blue?

Percy:

Annabeth:

Percy: ...no?

[thebetterdevil0]

Inspired by a post I saw here ages ago

[helpallthenamesaretaken]

men from beauxbaton 🤝 men from Aphrodite

school of magic cabin

no representation/erasure because their

school/cabin primarily stands for feminine things

like beauty and love

[itscamile222]

i’m so sick of everyone being like:

‘you’ve got to respect all people’s beliefs’

until it comes to shifting

anti shifters i hate y’all

[homelesssandwhich]

I can’t stop thinking about a Hogwarts x Percy Jack AU. Where Mattheo is the son of Hades and you are the daughter of Aphrodite. Where he falls head over heels for you because of your beauty and charm. Where he hates everyone but you and he doesn’t know why. Where there is a prophecy of your love because it’s so powerful and great that Aphrodite blessed it herself.

Mattheo: “My shadows call to you, Mi amore.”

Y/N: “Is that a good thing? Because it feels like a bad thing.”

Y/N: “I must have missed out on the beauty part of Aphrodite…”

Mattheo: “I think she gave all of her beauty to you.”

[poppitron360]

Shh! I’m doing SCIENCE-

I wanna see if there’s any correlation between your Hogwarts house and who you headcanoned as your Godly Parent.

Reblog with what you diagnosed yourself as and we’ll see if there’s any overlap. If you want, add your star sign for good measure. I’ll go first:

Huffleclaw (Hufflepuff/Ravenclaw) + Legacy of Apollo (Although all the quizzes say I’m a child of Athena) + Ares Sun, Ares Moon, Cancer Rising

[punkeropercyjackson]

The Hades games hiring an english VA for Zagreus was actually based because it makes people who say Harry Potter is the british version of Percy Jackson looking like even more asses.You've heard of read another book,now get ready for play another game(that isn't blood libel propaganda)