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Tony: you'll have a hard time believing this because it never happens, but I made a mistake
Peter:What sort of mistake?
Tony: I got really drunk with Rhodey last night and we thought it'd be really funny if we got married
Harley: You married Rhodey!? Pepper is gonna kill you!
Tony: Are you gonna help me or not!?
Peter and Harley: No. PEPPER! PEPPER COME DOWN HERE!
Tony: NO NO NO!
Peter and Harley: *hysterical laughter*
#Pepper is gonna kill tony#peter and harley find it really funny#heres a secret#rhodey wasnt actually really drunk#he just thought itd be funny to see peppers reaction#and it was worth it#pepper still hasnt forgiven tony#and it was 4 years ago#tony and rhodey celebrate their anniversary#tony never forgets it but he did once forget his and peppers#pepper was not pleased#tony stark#peter parker#harley keener#marvel#marvel cinematic universe#incorrect mcu quotes#incorrect mcu#marvel incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#incorrect peter parker#mcu#incorrect tony stark quotes#tony stark quotes
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#poll#soda#soft drink#polls#please dont blame me for no dr pepper or mountain dew or whatever#i was intending for 3 mutuals to see this
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born to take these photos, forced to save them off pinterest
#why did i have to be born so late#i want his dick so far down my throat it leaves bruises#I could make him happy#the salt and pepper beard omggggg#hugh jackman#thank you hugh for existing#hugh jackman one chance please#hugh the man that you are#logan howlett#wolverine#hugh i’m begging on my knees please#i love hugh jackman#old hugh jackman#hugh jackman x reader#men with beards#i want him#he’d be my favorite lolipop#sighhhh#who’s dad is this#he’s so hot#daddy issues in full throttle#daddy issues
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petition for marvel to make like a 3 minute short movie with RDJ, Tom Holland and Gwyneth Paltrow and it’s just Pepper hiding Tony’s suit in random places because she’s scared he’s gonna do something erratic because he saw Peter doing something slightly stupid in the background of the news and he’s like “HONEY WHERES MY SUPER SUIT?”
that’s it. That’s the idea. The amount of money I would PAY to see that is concerning.
#Where’s my super suit#peter parker#marvel mcu#spiderman#irondad and spiderson#rdj#gwyneth paltrow#chaotic peter parker#ironman#tom holland#pepper potts#tony stark#make it happen#pleaseeee#pretty please#i would pay for this#hmu marvel
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The sky's a burnt orange, with the Citadel enclosed in a mighty glass dome, shining under the twin suns. Beyond that, the mountains go on forever. Slopes of deep red grass, capped with snow.
The Legend of Ruby Sunday // The Sound of Drums
#dwedit#doctor who#usertennant#userteri#userdiana#susan triad#*#(caption is from gridlock)#everybody please weigh in:#are all the lives we saw fake-susan appear in real?#by which i mean did she actually personally live out each life. even if she can only half-remember them through dreams now#OR#was her face just superimposed throughout the universe a la bad wolf and the dreams were fake images and none of it meant anything#in which case penny pepper bean etc were real people but did NOT actually look like fake-susan. that face was just planted on them for lols#what i'm really asking is: does fake-susan remember gallifrey bc once upon a time she actually lived out the life of a time lord#or does she remember gallifrey solely bc the IMAGE of gallifrey was implanted in her dreams#i don't actually think we're ever going to get an answer atp but i want to know how people are interpreting it!!
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That’s Not Paul…
a ‘Paul is Dead’ short comic by meee
some notes under the cut
i wanna preface by saying i don’t believe in the whole theory… i just like to indulge in it in an alternate universe sort of way ( not taking it seriously lol )
i realized drawing halfway in that i drew them in the sgt. pepper’s release day outfits ( which you can see here ) so it might not be accurate in terms of ‘replacing’ Paul ☠️
the boys’ speech bubbles are the color of their sgt. pepper’s uniforms ( hopefully it’s easy to read ! )
as for how i see the whole theory: i think george is suspicious of ‘Paul’ ( Billy ) and obvious doesn’t want to call him that or accept him. John’s just happy he has ‘Paul’ back with him but does have his moments where he gets paranoid about the situation. And Ringo’s just happy to be there HELP
i might make more stuff regarding the theory in the future just cause it’s fun but we’ll seeee thank you for listening
#the beatles#beatles#paul mccartney#john lennon#george harrison#ringo starr#mclennon#??? implied mclennon i guess!#billy shears#my art#paul is dead#paul is dead theory#that’s not paul#sgt peppers lonely hearts club band#also happy mclennon Monday wooooo#you can see the progression of how i drew them bruh this is embarrassing PLEASE BE NICE i literally had this idea since like late May so#it’s been quite awhile but i think im getting better#if i was there id be like STOP FIGHTINGGGGGGG#maybe that’s ringo#also im sorry if its in shitty quality just click on it i promise it looks better bro goddamnit
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me when he has big ass arms
#Rewatching batman and OMG his arms#Jesus save me please#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#this is a girlblog#alana champion#dollete aesthetic#just girly things#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#elita harkov#elizabeth woolridge grant#lana del ray aesthetic#just girly thoughts#im just a girl#just girly posts#peppers#trailer park princess#this is what makes us girls#female hysteria#hell is a teenage girl#femcel#this is girlhood#girl interrupted syndrome#written by lana del rey#female manipulator#angelcore#dollcore#lana del rey#girlblogging
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Peter: If I were Peralta, would that make you Holt?
Tony: I'm not gay.
Peter: Wait you're not?
Cue cut scenes from the past few weeks, sitcom style, showing Rhodes and Tony acting very homoerotically
#tony holding rhodey bridal style: HELP! HELP SUGAR'S HURT! fucking. WHERE'S CHO?!#rhodey: tony i literally just tripped#Pepper at some point: Tony please go bother your husband instead. Tony: oh i will#tony and rhodey after getting their patent for smth: The pregnancy' s over. This is our new child.#feel free to reblog with your own ideas#tony stark#tony stank#rhodey#iron bros#irondad and spiderson#peter parker#iron dad#marvel#spider man#incorrect marvel quotes#incorrect quotes#gotta love the platonic bros who act like theyve been married for 30 years
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Child Actors Aqua and Kana on the occasion of season 2.
I imagine that if everything didn't go downhill with Ai, Aqua and Kana would have been able to act in more films together and maybe be paired together in more projects. And an actual childhood friend relationship would be real nice.
#The moon and stars because I always liked the symbolism of Aqua being associated with the stars and Kana with the moon#I know I say this a lot but characters growing up healthy? I'd like to see that please#Aqua and Kana being casted in many dramas together and slowly get to know each other better in the process you know#Then Ai slowly becomes something similar to a mother figure to Kana too maaaybe?#(guys but what if they filmed the bell pepper dance together)#hoshino aqua#arima kana#oshi no ko#onk#aquakana#aqua x kana#aqukana#illustration#aquamarine hoshino#onk fanart#oshi no ko fanart#oshinoko
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Benrey and darnold doodles while fuckin around with colour pallets and brush settings
#I LOVE DARNOLD PEPPER#waiter waiter! more darnold please!#and benrey too ig. hes cool….#DARNOLD MY WIFE PLEASE I LOVE HER SHES SO IMPORTANT TO ME#benrey hlvrai#hlvrai benrey#hlvrai#hlvrai darnold#darnold pepper#punks art tag
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:33 < ummm uhhh ummm pinkie cooper themed pro shipping stamps / blinkies pls?
I tried loll : 3 if u wanna request a stamp or blinkie then just go to my ask box thingey ☆
#pinkie cooper#pinky and pepper forever#pinkie cooper and the jet set pets#proship#proshipper safe#proshippers please interact#blinkies#web stamps#stamps#web graphics
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Wake up, BurningCheese/GoldenSpice babes, new poorly drawn blorbos just dropped
They look cooler in my head, I swear.
the images didn't show up the first time wtf lol
The kids are finally here, yay. I promised I'd show you them, and I finally stopped being an asshole and followed through. Almost got 200 followers and I'm very grateful for it - really, I'm nobody. I'm just some clown who says dumb stuff and makes dumb memes and writes cringey stories, and yet I convinced almost 200 people to tune in. Thank you all so much, users on here and anons in my inbox alike. As a token of appreciation, you can all endure my rambling about my OCs and witness a person in their early 20s draw like a 12 year old.
The boy is Pepper Jack (or Pepper Jack Cookie). He's the firstborn and older than his sister by a few years. He takes after his mother in a lot of ways, primarily in her appearance (save for nabbing his father's red eyes). He's incredibly bright (and a smartass lol), preferring to think his way out of conflict rather than fight his way out... not that he's above violence at all, if that glaive doesn't give it away lol. He harbors a deep sense of love and loyalty towards his family and his peoples, and carries the weight of his responsibilities and heritage with as much confidence and poise as he can muster. (There are/will be times where he stumbles, of course. He's not perfect. He struggles a lot more than he lets on, really. But he tries his best, for everyone's sake.)
The girl is Matar Paneer (or Matar Paneer Cookie). Again, she's the younger one by a few years. She was all but made in her father's image, save for inheriting her mother's eyes. She's a little firecracker: lively and fun-loving and stubborn as a mule. She doesn't ask "can I have/do this thing", she tells you "I'm going to have/do this thing". Golden is proud as anything to see her daughter be so greedy... until that greed comes into conflict with her and Spice's authority lol. But she's a good kid, despite being such a handful. She has an enormous heart and is not afraid to stand up for others/what's right, and she loves her parents and brother more than anything in the world. She might doubt her own capabilities, she might secretly fear that she's not strong enough to do what she needs to... but she keeps pushing anyway, because she'd honestly choose death over quitting.
Your eyes are not deceiving you, Pepper Jack's wings are blue lol. There's an actual reason for that. And that USO (Unidentified Sitting Object) in Matar Paneer's hair is a lotus (the cheese one in the GCK decor set lol). There's a reason for that, too. I thought it would be cool to give Jack a glaive and swap out the normal blade for that of a khopesh sword (glaives are not Egyptian, they only saw use in Asia and Europe, but I just HAD to give him a glaive), to add that Egyptian touch. Paneer's supposed to be wearing a pattu pavadai, it's a traditional Indian dress for young girls. It's a blouse plus a skirt. She's holding katar, Indian knives (Cilantro Cobra has them, too). And her hair's supposed to be in a low ponytail.
Merchant thinks that if they explain what their terrible drawings are supposed to convey, people will understand their intended vision and the pain will stop
I sat down and did research into both Egyptian and Hindu mythology for the sake of drawing inspiration for them both. I'll explain in detail in another post, but basically: both of them take after one Egyptian god and one Hindu god each. Golden takes after Ra and Spice takes after Shiva, so I figured I'd follow along that line.
Please flood my inbox with questions about them now. I've really been dying to talk about them for ages now. I've drafted extensive character sheets for them both, I even made up in-game descriptions for them lol. They're my little fankid blorbos and I love them :') I hope you all come to love them, too
(Also, I'm sorry they're on lined paper. I'm visiting family rn and that's the only paper my grandmother has in her house. I'd have to drive to a stationery to get printer paper and I'd really rather not drive in this particular country lol (shit roads, even shittier drivers). I'll doodle them on printer paper whenever somebody remembers to bring me some)
#haha spicy cheese and cheesy curry. Get it?#also... when you accidentally indirectly ship Ra x Shiva via making up kids technically born from them lol. Does this count as Old Man Yaoi#(jk I mean no disrespect whatsoever. These gods/faiths are and were important to people and I don't mean to offend)#(I genuinely love learning about other religions and I had fun being inspired by these ones)#(seriously I went ham with this shit. Pepper Jack's birth is based on an Egyptian creation myth lol)#These two have long roads ahead of them. They're going to struggle and get hurt. But they'll pull through and come back better than before#fr please ask me stuff about them. I need an excuse to ramble for 10k words#you can even ask stupid shit like what their favorite color is#I love these two. I feel like their crazy grandma lol#also I have lots of thoughts wrt Spice & Golden as parents and their thoughts/feelings about parenthood#plus their individual relationships with each child#so you can expect me to rant about that too lol#maybe someday Merchant will shut the fuck up#cookie run kingdom#burning spice cookie#golden cheese cookie#burningcheese#goldenspice#cookie run oc#cookie run fankid#pepper jack cookie#matar paneer cookie
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so i saw this old-ish post about an au centering around a villain lewis and a hero arthur,,, and i. may have gotten attached to it,, dkdndkdjs. so i decided to make some edits + doodles based on it!! i also really wanna make a lil oneshot about it as well,, but uh... whether or not i actually follow through on that, we'll see,, skdjsojdks.
edit: good news, gang,, i wrote the fic!!
#my art#mystery skulls animated#lewis pepper#msa lewis#arthur kingsmen#msa arthur#really happy with how their designs came out !!!#it was a bit of a struggle to make lewis not just look like how he is in canon but with a cape;;#but i think the patterns + sugar skull makeup help a lot!#imagining lewis has the power to just turn into a ghost form;; which he uses for villain stuff. think danny phantom#(<- has never watched danny phantom)#and arthur's just kinda like batman; makes his own gadgets and stuff! i imagine his metal arm also has some fun doodads in it#still debating on why exactly arthur is so beat up in the potential fic; so far i'm thinking maybeeee reverb?#or maybe just some unknown new villain guy#and yes i know there's additions in the post i linked where everyone agrees it was actually mystery#not even murder mystery just. mystery.#i am politely ignoring that. bc i don't like that.#mystery is just vivi's not-dog in my version of this au.#'vivi please don't try and break into a dangerous supervillain's lair to try and rescue some hero' he says to her#meanwhile vivi's already halfway there#being vivi's dog is a full-time job
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thought about lewis realizing arthur's arm is gone for the first time
#dont know how canon compliant this is. i drew it last night sooo tired. its my birthday so you cant be mean to me ok#lewis pepper#arthur kingsmen#msa#mystery skulls animated#teddy.art#id in alt text#can we all live in a blissful world of hl/vrai again can we talk about it. please.
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It’s getting better, since you’ve been mine!
( blood version under )
#baby’s first Beatles art post…#bare with me please 😭😭😭#I’m not sure if I should tag this mclennon I think it still counts idk ! it’s more billy x john HELP#the beatles#sgt peppers lonely hearts club band#my art#paul mccartney#john lennon#billy shears#shearlennon??? GUYS IS THERE A SHIP NAME HELP IF NOT … ummm that’s what I’m gonna call it#shearlennon#mclennon#Paul is dead theory#Paul is dead#beatles#ok… bye… HELP
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Y'all I need peak 2016 (but actually good) Avengers Tower fics where they're all living together like the weirdest roommates to ever exist.
Ya feel?
No I do not care what romantic pairings there are, I just need everyone alive. Bonus points if they heavily feature Natasha or if it's from her point of view. I don't mind a bit of angst, but I need the funny.
Thanks!
#the avengers#avengers tower#stark tower#captain america#bucky barnes#tony stark#pepper potts#natasha romanoff#wanda maximoff#peter parker#clint barton#fic request#give me your worst (best)#no infinity war please#lighthearted#steve rogers#the winter soldier#the white wolf#the black widow#iron man#the scarlet witch#spiderman#hawkeye#sam wilson#the falcon#wow thats a lot of tags
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