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masquerade ball hobie
#⋆·˚ 🪴 ༘ * — 𝗻𝗶𝗻𝗶 𝘁𝗮𝗹𝗸𝘀#i want to draw him in a dress so bad PLS#prettiest princess at the ball hands down#atsv#hobie brown#the mask would be so cool#oooooo and miles helps with the gown by spray painting it#and it glitches and flickers#and there are tiny little decals of hobie margo gwen pavitr and miles#peni too#and noir#and ham actually#all along the hem#and they move whenever he moves#so they’re doing the foxtrot while he’s doing some awkward stiff version of ballroom dancing#at one point he probably stabs eleven people in the face with his elbows
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You made her cry, time to die.
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#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#jiang yanli#jin zixuan#wei wuxian#This scene actually takes place many months before the previous scene.#Hence the outfits looking different!#Consider this a flashback within a flashback!#Speaking of outfits - no one noticed/commented on it so I'll give my little continuity nod away:#JZX's bandages on his wrist are from the *last* time he insulted Jiang Yanli.#I considered having WWX maul him like a chew toy again but I think this punchline hits funnier. A kickline. if you will.#And speaking of other outfit nods: This is a meta nod towards JYL's first appearance in this series.#Where I accidently made the flower on her dress look like a penis. Hoping no one would notice.#Then months later...just when I thought I was safe...someone pointed it out and I *wailed*. I AM SO SORRY SHIJIE...#I really to love this scene a lot. We have JYL just trying her best + JZX being a dickhead + WWX being full of rage. Mwah. Delicious.#I especially love how the audio drama comments that Jiang Cheng is on his way over. You *know* he's about to start swinging too.
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Iswtfg if cock anon breaks my notes, I'll eat a picture of Dick Grayson.
#dreamer talks#personal#you guys are hilarious#but wow that's way too much notes for a penis typo#lmfao#cock anon saga
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Spider ham is a Pikmin fan
#myart#chloesimagination#comic#spiderverse#across the spiderverse#atsv#spider ham#peni parker#spiderman noir#spider man#barbie movie#oppenheimer#pikmin 4#barbenheimer#barbminheimer#I felt bad for not adding Ham sooner#he would play pikmin 4#sorry to noir too Oppenheimer must of messed you up
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infinitely funny that wilson turned vegetarian while house was in prison to show that he’s moving on with his life and is capable of making personal changes that don’t revolve around his boybestfriend situationship but then the MINUTE they reunite he’s like “let’s get dinner! I’m craving MEAT 😋😋’. what kind of symbolism is this. I’m going to say a slur
#house md#hilson#house/wilson#gregory house#james wilson#greg house#hatecrimes md#‘meat’s back on the menu’ headass.#at least when will said so there was a double-entendre reason that wasn’t inherently gay. although that too#why are you as a character ina. medical drama bringing up the flesh metaphors#I suppose it’s about indulgence and withdrawal and consumption. or whatever#bringing us back to the addiction motif…#as well as the Penis imagery of course
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Scout in every goddamn fanfiction on AO3 for no reason:
#tf2#team fortress 2#tf2 scout#meme#ao3#he says penis do i tag that#sniperscout#IM LOOKING RESPECTFULLY AT YOU SPEEDING BULLET ONESHOT WRITERS#I LOVE YOU ALL BUT I SWEAR WE DO THIS JOKE WAY TOO MUCH#speeding bullet
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Spider dump
#these were just soppoaed to be fun little warm ups but nooooooo#spent WAY too much time figuring how to do halftones on ibis#at least i got practice 🫠#across the spiderverse#atsv#spiderverse#miles morales#miguel o'hara#pavitr prabhakar#gwen stacy#hobie brown#peni parker#atsv spoilers#my art#my post
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Can small penises be pleasurable ?
Ab-so-lutely!
A lot of penis-havers I think really stress about this and it’s not an issue. Sex is way more than just one thing. There’s mouths, fingers, toys, and a breadth of creativity behind having a good time. The entirety of the sexual experience does not hinge on a whim of anatomy. Most importantly it is an act between two people. One persons junk is not the deciding factor in having a good time.
Most people telling me about their experiences were barely ever relating the size of a dick- and when they were mentioning size bigger was usually not better. Because when someone has a big dick they’d often assume that was enough and not bother with things like foreplay or good rhythm.
It would be like someone assuming they couldn’t please a partner unless their breasts were a certain size. Maybe there’s people out there that that’s true for but you’re better off not knowing them than taking their preference as law.
#ask ffs#as a non penis enjoyer penis sex was almost always painful#I’m a small person and even average penises were too big for me#toys my beloved#but that said a good partner will work with you so you both have a good time
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ok did Tumblr take off its NSFW ban or something because I have seen not one not two but three cocks in the wild this week
and I'm glad, you know, to see nature healing and the wildlife returning, but
am I out of the loop here
are we free again
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met neil this weekend and he pointed out my “i have a small penis” sticker on my phone
#he said ‘i have a small penis?! that’s not mine darling’#mi cara#not art#posting on here too bcs it’s funny now after i got over the mortification
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the prince and the prostitute
a prince who's never been able to cum offers a world-class prostitute an incredible sum of money to stay in his palace for as long as it takes to make him cum. the prostitute, confident that he can make the prince cum in minutes, wastes no time getting to work between the prince's legs. when sucking his swollen tdick and fingering his wet cunt doesn't work, he makes use of the prince's extensive collection of sex toys, using dildos and vibrators and his own cock in each of the prince's holes, all to no avail. he spends all night trying, achieving nothing but getting them both incredibly worked up with no release. the prince, frustrated with him, comes up with an idea. he locks the prostitute in a chastity cage. now, he says, you won't be allowed to cum until you make me cum. that'll give you the proper motivation.
over the next few weeks, the prostitute gets increasingly desperate. he spends hours every day trying to get the prince off, all while leaking and throbbing in his cage. he comes to the prince's room in the middle of the night, too distracted by his aching cock to sleep, and begs to try again. he tongues the prince's cunt until his jaw is sore, but it only serves to make them both more desperate. he pleads with the prince, please, I've never gone so long without cumming before, it hurts, I need it. well, the prince says, now you know how I feel. a full month passes, and the prostitute is even more eager than the prince to make him cum. he follows him around, begging for the opportunity to keep trying. he aches so constantly that it's all he can think about.
after another night of relentless edging, the prince pushes the prostitute away from his throbbing cunt, too sensitive to continue. the prostitute, delirious with desperation, starts to uselessly rut his caged cock against the prince's leg. something clicks in the prince's mind. watching him pant and sweat, hearing him beg almost incoherently between whimpers, feeling the precum leaking from his cock as it strains against the metal, the prince feels closer than he ever has. he starts to rub his own tdick. keep begging, he says. the prostitute is too dumb with desperation to realize what's happening, but he obeys the command. the prince rubs harder and faster. god, the prostitute is barely coherent now, unable to do anything but keep desperately humping the prince's leg. one more pretty whimper and it sends the prince over the edge. his whole body shakes as he cums, and cums, and cums, waves of pleasure crashing over him for full minutes. finally, he collapses, and catches his breath. he opens his eyes to find the prostitute looking at him with pleading desperation. you came, he says, so that means I get to cum, right? that means you'll unlock me? that was the deal, right? right?? but the prince only smiles at him. he's finally found what makes him cum, why would he ever let that go?
#got so wet writing this I. need to go take care of that now#what's better than a guy getting edged out of his mind? TWO guys getting edged out of their minds#I feel like this deviates from the common tropes but it makes my penis hard so. I hope y'all like it too#edging nsft#edg1ng#edging and denial#edging kink#0rgasm control#0rgasm denial#bd/sm kink#ftm nsft#mlm nsft#chastity tease#caged chastity#locked and denied#ftm dom#ftm switch#denial kink#denial nsft#permanent denial
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I need to get something out of my chest. I am SO tired of people acting like penises are somehow the opposite of lesbianism. And I'm not even saying this as a trans woman, I'm a lesbian and I have a pussy, but I LOVE DICK!! I LOVE LESBIAN DICK!!! On E, without E, WHO CARES, DICK IS AWESOME !!! I LOVE my girlfriend's dick and not just because I love her and so "i can make an exception" but because DICK IS GREAT!! THEY FEEL GOOD IN YOUR MOUTH AND IN YOUR HAND AND RUBBED AGAINST THEY FEEL GREAT!! THEY LOOK PRETTY!!!!! I'm NOT going to pretend I don't like them just because I'm a dyke!!!!
Yay DICKS!!!!
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"Hobie and Noir duo on the next movie" this "Hobie and Noir duo on the next movie" that GUYS. PENI AND PAV. PENI "someone is going to die" PARKER AND PAVITR "Of FUN !!!" PRABHAKAR. PLEASE LISTEN TO ME ON THIS ONE
#I HAVE THE VISION#THEY COULD BE EVERYTHING PLEASE THEYD BE THE DUO EVER#hobie and noir would be so fucking cool too I cant lie but WHY IS NOBODY THINKING ABOUT PAV AND PENI PKEASEE#pavitr prabhakar#peni parker#spider noir#spiderman noir#hobie brown#spider punk#spiderman india#atsv#across the spiderverse
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actually in general can we stop harassing writers and artists into making statements about discourse and drama like they’re political candidates or something these are just regular people on the internet lol
#obviously there are exceptions#and things that are important to speak about#but also if you’ve forced it out of them idk is it really helpful#people in positions of power and influence are one thing but we’re writing about anime penis on here come on#ough I’m getting too brave now let me log off#that’s all from me!!!!#priv
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Ohhh nooo~ I don’t think I’ve gotten to see enough of how pleasure works for dicks😵💫😵💫😵💫 I’m in desperate need of some hands on learning,,, if only I had a pretty someone with sensitive hips and pretty thighs to sit in my lap and let me touch and watch just how you twitch, I pinky promise I’ll take care of you~ let’s figure out just how many times you can cum together ✨
#lucky rambles#pup in charge#been seeing too much penis hate lately#dicks are hot#penis is sexy#cock is beautiful#nsft overstimulation#overstim kink#trans nsft#ftm sub#queer nsft#ftm nsft#ftm puppy
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