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mathexamhelper-tutor · 11 months ago

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pigdemonart · 1 year ago

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Guau, ella es bisexual, i didn’t know that!

Vico and Fátima being little disasters, as usual. In ENG and SPA of course, tho imho the dialogue is always a little funnier in Spanish B^]

Imagine Fatima’s surprise when seeing that the captain of the baseball team from her old high school, is now being cunty at the supermarket???? The nerve. The audacity.

In reverse, imagine the horror of being openly queer but NOT knowing if the girl you’re interested in is Aware or even remotely Okay with your

💖gender thing.💖 How to even begin to explain???

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#los brujos #victor #fatima #comic #someone pay me to write and produce queer romcoms #i think i would do relatively ok #anyways my fav here are fatimas expressions #and of course fatima trying to grapple with what pronouns to use for Vico #lindo or linda fuck it — linde!!!#spanish gendered adjectives and nouns are ass but can at least be used for storytelling purposes

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organchordsandlightning · 17 days ago

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Stardew Valley: checking things off my to do list (affectionate)

Pathologic: checking things off my to do list (derogatory)

#i forgot how well the game does with stress #because youve got your tasks. if you dont do them the game isnt over but someone dies yk #youve got your unlisted tasks: ah i should go see if i can fix that thing now #youve got your errands: ok i need to check the clothes store for thread and i need to gather herbs #youve got your home chores: ive got to brew tinctures and organize my cabinet because it wastes valuable time #youve got your full on job: you gotta get to the hospital every day #and then youve got your vitals: eat sleep drink #nevermind how dangerous it is to walk anywhere and pay for things #and of course: you gotta go to the theater and watch the show so you can get to the special item shop because thats the only way #you can eat bread #honestly extremely fun i enjoy it #pathologic

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one-bunny-a-day · 1 year ago

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27/11/2023

#daily bunny #331 #standalone bunny #manager caught me reading when there was nothing to do and yelled at me about it #gotta be faster when putting my book away smh @ myself #her: would you think it's appropriate if you walked into a bookstore and saw someone reading as a client?#me: yea #fsdgfh I didn't say it but like Yeah Of Course #I genuinely prefer employees to be on their phones or reading or something and pay attention to me only when I ask them for something #if you think employees should be standing at attention at all times you're wrong sorry

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vibingforjudaism · 1 year ago

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I need a therapist who I can argue with and who will give me jewish advice ....a rabbi. I need a rabbi

#afakelj #seriously though #i thought my last therapist was good!#and then i tried to change some stuff and do some arguing #and the reaction was... mrrrgh #also idk. i feel like.... i don't want to have to update the therapist about what is happening in my life #which is stupid! of course i should they've got many patients #but i feel like what i just sit there talking about my week? i do that to my friends already #i'd like a situation where they knew me enough to already have a general idea of what was going on #so i could meet with them less frequently. say once a month #and then we could work on a specific problem i'm having and i could get advice on that and see how that's working out #i really think of therapy as brain and emotions doctor and where i'm at now i want...more jewish methods of dealing with life?#does this make any sense #.....a bubbe would also work in a different but similar way. i need one of them too T.T #but you see i pay the rabbi by dues to the synagogue. so i just have to find a synagogue i like (lmao just)#i have to marry someone and start raising grandchildren to pay the bubbe

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magentagalaxies · 5 months ago

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always found this little parallel between how scott speaks about buddy cole vs danny husk fascinating:

(top quote is from this 2017 vulture interview, bottom quote is from paul myers' 2018 book "one dumb guy")

'he's smarter than me. braver than me. he's better than me'' vs ''danny may not be the smartest or the bravest but he's a very decent man''

#on its own this is a cool (probably unintentional) echo of how scott talks about two of his biggest characters #but of course being the buddy-cole-documentary person and the only person who's mentioned scott's ptsdiva podcast to him upon first meeting #(true fact he hadn't heard anyone mention that podcast since it finished releasing and that was a big part of my first impression)#i'm so excited to hopefully dig into the deeper implications of this #bc throughout scott's career he's used buddy as a way to process his thoughts on a variety of topics and to speak his mind #BUT. after he recovered from his cancer. he didn't immediately launch another buddy cole side project like he did so many times #(and i mean MANY times that's why i have a whole goddamn timeline for buddy cole side projects)#no. after he recovered from cancer he wrote the *danny husk* graphic novel #and there's also an interview from around that time (i can't find it rn but i know i have it bookmarked) where he low key blames buddy cole #for how he's always been typecast as the gay-best-friend. which while buddy cole is proudly a stereotype #he's still the exact opposite of that trope bc he has agency. and that's why scott made so many buddy cole side projects #while he was paying the bills with gay-best-friend roles in the late 90s #so what was it in this case that made him go ''actually i don't want to write from the perspective of someone who's better than me''#and embrace a bit of danny husk energy?#i haven't read his danny husk graphic novel yet but i do have some theories #but idk actively theorizing on here (especially as someone who is friends with scott) feels a bit too far so i'm gonna leave it at this #a cool parallel. an interesting timeline pattern. an indication of one of the questions from my next interview #i would say ''i wonder if anyone else has noticed this'' but come on jess you're the only one who would have seen both these things

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lesbiancolumbo · 5 months ago

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if you’ve ever “wondered” why i get on such a soapbox about industry sexism, consider that my entire career in that field which was not short i never had any creative or higher-ranking positions that paid well, because every time i advocated for/applied for one they gave it to a man over me, and in more than one instance it was the man i literally mentored. so.

#i was literally only good enough to be the unpaid intern (of course they started paying them the year after i completed mine)#or a gig worker or someone so behind the scenes they’re not doing a single god damn creative or worthwhile thing with their time.#i would have been a damn good programmer! i mean…. considering my first toxic workplace continues to rip off my taste and ideas!!!!#i’m glad i have a normal ass 9-5 job now but i mourn the creative professional life i could have had. that i worked my ass off for #and that was taken from me because of misogyny lol. anyways!!!!!!!

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autumn-applepie · 6 months ago

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University ever pushes you so low you have to go buy a couple of beers? /srs/neg

I'm gonna vent in the tags for a moment humor me for once /gen

#No but I'm serious this place is a nightmare /neg #Venting in the tags #humor me for a second. you go to this uni and they promise you a place that will teach you how to become an artist #on both like. morality and skill level. they feed you with bullshit for MONTHS. “oh mistakes are fine! they make you grow!”#or “oh this is a community we work all together there are no discriminations this is a safe place to learn and improve”#and we like. work on this projects - THAT WE ARE NOT PAID TO WORK FOR SO *WE* GET TO PAY FOR ALL THE MATERIALS AND SHIT FOR THEM.#to like “help the community” or whatevrr because “artists are born to inspire others and bring joy” and blah blah blah. BUT. LIKE. THE THING #THE THING IS. NONE OF THESE PROJECTS WILL END UP ON OUR CURRICULUMS. WHAT WE WORK 6-7 YEARS FOR ARE NOT SEEN AS REAL EXPERIENCES.#AS IF WE'VE DONE LITERALLY NOTHING FOR 6-7 YEARS. AND LIKE. THE PROFESSORS ARE SO RACIST AND DISCRIMINATORY AS WELL.#If they don't like you they WON'T EVEN GIVE YOU THE EXAM. BECAUSE THERE'S NO WAY TO DEMONSTRATE IF YOU WORKED OR NOT. IT'S UP TO THEM.#THEY DECIDE EVERYTHING FOR EVERYONE AS IF WE ARE SOME SORT OF FUCKING COMMUNIST KINDA BULLSHIT WORKERS.#Someone fucks up? *WE* FUCK UP AND EVERYONE PAYS. Someone succeeds? *WE* SUCCEED AND EVERYONE GETS THE CREDITS.#THIS IS ALSO WHY NONE OF THE WORKS WE DO END UP IN OUT CURRICULUM BECAUSE ITS MADE SO THAT *THE UNIVERSITY COURSE* DID IT AND NOT *US*.#IT'S FUCKING BULLSHIT AND I CAN'T EVEN GET OUT OF THERE BECAUSE IF I DO MY PARENTS WILL KICK ME OUT CUZ THEY DON'T WANT ME TO BE AN ARTIST #So I'm trying to STUDY for the exams and the “professors” are getting mad at me that I'm not staying 10 HOURS IN THAT MOTHERFUCKING ART LAB.#WORKING AT THEIR NONSENSE PROJECTS THAT WILL NOT END UP IN MY CURRICULUM.#“Oh if you're not willing to put all your efforts for the course this is not the place for you” BITCH I *AM* PUTTING ALL MY EFFORTS!#THIS EXAM IS *LITERALLY* PART OF THE COURSE!! WHAT KIND OF FUCKING BULLSHIT ARGUMENT IS THAT!!!!!#Istg I'm gonna cry I want to kms /NOT SERIOUS #I'm gonna cook dinner. chug my lemon beer. and try to study like a normal person and beg this shit will end soon #Don't worry I'm not going to become an alcoholic I just need something. anything and I'm ABSOLUTELY not gonna start smoking I hate it /srs #tw alchohol mention #alcohol mention #tw smoking mention #smoking mention #vent #tw vent #// mike speaks

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llycaons · 3 months ago

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ohh all the frustrations and disappointments and regrets of the past 30 hours are piling up...I've actually never cried at work here but there's just so much weighing on me and I wish everything was different but half of it is my fault so I can't even complain...but also. 3:30 in the morning and all

#my tooth still hurts and it's hurt for months and months and the brackets were supposed to help but my ortho hasn't done anything #and I don't care how they look I just want it to stop hurting and I really don't want braces #but im scared if I don't do enough it'll never stop hurting #my legs hurt too why am I so irritated!!!!#im so tired!!!! I haven't seen a single friend in ages!!#and the stupid couch thing is pushing me over the edge. I feel like such a failure #bc now I have to have my famile move it or pay someone too #and the first is terrible! they're all old! but if I don't I'll literally lose hundreds of dollars since I already bought it #and I just feel so stupid #even tho I measured it!!! how did I make this mistake!!#and I really like it too I'm just so upset it's thrown everything off #but of course its too big! its a fucking studio! there's no room for anything! what was I thinking!#also. im on my period #SO.#cor.txt

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grimalkinmessor · 1 year ago

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Just left the movie theatre and oh my God I am begging everyone that thinks they can handle it to go watch Sound of Freedom right now

#movies #sound of freedom #ill post the end message if i can find it later but oh my god #oh my god #it's faith based but i really think everybody needs to see it #theres also a website where you can buy a ticket for someone else to pay it forward #this movie got pushed back for FIVE YEARS #of course they want everyone to see it and i will damn well do my part

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dragoninahumancostume · 3 days ago

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My favorite part of being alive is that I've never felt welcome in any space except for that one year when I thought I was a non-binary bisexual asexual girl when I was 13 :)

#Before that I was a weird kid whose only source for human communication instructions was the shows on CN Nickelodeon and Disney XD/Channel #And even though I had friends I never felt loved enough #And AFTER that I realized I was more of a trans guy and that I don't trust women enough to know if I could be in love with one but that #maybe I like men but I can't know for sure because I have the bad habit of falling for any guy who pays attention to me for long enough #And I haven't felt included in queer spaces ever since I realized I wasn't any sort of girl because people in here seem to hate men a little #too much for me to feel safe being anything but a gnc emo girl #And not even getting started on being gay cause people on online spaces that I'm around often act like “girls and the gays!!” as if I'm #effeminate and flamboyant just for my sexuality when truly I'm heavily uncomfortable doing anything deemed as girly #vent post #And even the thought that I MIGHT be a straight trans guy makes me feel horrible cause so many queer people seem to hate straight people #Like hi did you forget that this place is supposed to make people feel safe and respected and proud of being themselves #Oooh and don't forget the autism! Cause I get why people complain about the diagnosis being only for cis white boys but like #I've literally never seen that. Ever. I'm not saying it doesn't happen I'm just saying that it's much harder for me to find any sort of #online diagnosis tool for someone who's not an adult or a parent or a cis woman than it is for me to find any for a girl #Like seriously man #And how I feel like I'm a horrible person for not having g empathy. DUDE I HAVE MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES THAT I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO KNOW ABOUT #like chill I'm not automatically a murderer and rapist and toxic and manipulative just cause I can't put myself in someone else's shoes #I'm just a guy who hardly feels alive or human. Of course I'm not going to reel very much about a stranger when i feel like I'm not supposed #to be this person in this place in this body in this mind. I don't feel like I'm here I don't feel like this is me and I don't feel like I #can care about other people and I don't know why but I'd really appreciate it if I could get yk some support instead of feeling like I #deserve death #anyway i'm normal

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oldfashionedmorphine · 9 months ago

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Listen. I haven’t watched Ted Lasso. I do not plan on watching Ted Lasso (just not my thing). However last night I was dreaming and who should walk into my dreams but ROY KENT AND JAMIE TARTT. This is YOUR FAULT. I have ABSORBED YOUR BLORBOS THROUGH OSMOSIS

my bad

#although it’s funny you should say that cause i remember when my brother was trying to get me to watch ted lasso #he kept asking me for like 4-6 months or so #and i kept saying ‘it’s not my thing’#and then i went to visit him and i guess we had nothing better to do so he was like ‘please just try one episode’#so i said ‘fine. why not.’#and i didn’t pay much attention to it…like i was half interested in it until maybe the 3rd or 4th episode #and then i started paying more attention and then i got hooked…#eventually rewatched the whole thing and liked it even more the second time #and this was a few months before season 3 aired and of course by then i was a big fan of this silly football show #kinda went a little crazy while season 3 was airing too #but my fixation on it is stronger now i think than before #also i do not really care for sports…someone thought i like this show because i love the sport or something #but i do not…i just really enjoy the characters and the humor #i think it’s a great show and watching it feels like a warm hug #it’s funny but also has its angsty moments and idk i feel like my brother now trying to convince people to try it #oh and i don’t even know how i became a royjamie shipper #it just happened….they have a crazy dynamic and i just think they deserved to kiss lol

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six-improbable-things · 1 month ago

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Made some video game style quest banners for my dnd group, and I'm really proud of how they turned out!!! I spent a solid 30-60+ minutes making three separate seals, and 2/3 of them aren't going to ever get used. So here's pics of them:

(Quest acquired, quest completed, and quest failed.)

Here's the original image I started with and used as a base for all three versions:

#morrigan.text #graphic design #my designs #the seals were inspired by the seals/icons in the quest journal in P:WotR because of course they were.#also I shit you not but this font is called greco-roman lubed wrestling. which made all of us lose our fucking minds bc we have a running #joke about oil wresting / mud wrestling in the campaign and it does happen to be greek myth inspired.#if anyone would ever want me to clean up this template and share it I can. Right now the PSDs are disasters with a ton of excess layers #but if someone were interested I could clean them up and upload them.#they're insanely large and I had to resize them to get them to even upload to discord but I could change that too.#in fact I probably should for my own sake lmao.#or at least the sake of my computer's storage space...#although I do have a whole unused terabyte of space. but still. I don't need these things to be 8k pixels wide.#I just didn't pay attention to how big the parchment banner image was and sized everything else to fit that instead of resizing THAT.

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kominfyrirkattarnef · 2 months ago

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Jesus. Relevant to probably nobody but I’m reading War and Peace and wanted to know the translation of those 43 thousand roubles. A fucking 100,000,000 isk. Holy shit bro. HOW do you keep gambling that long??

#I mean what is Nikolai at this point? 20?#I can see myself like… idk. not being able to pay off a credit card bill of 100K (totally not smth I’m going thru rn. not at all)#but that’s…#genuinely not sure I will make that much money with all my paychecks in my life put together #what do I make a year? maybe 3-4 mil #before tax #Jesus Christ Nikolai #and also like. that’s not..#a morally acceptable sum from Dolokhov #I mean the whole thing was gross from the start of course #but. he chose THAT number #that’s just dooming the entire fucking family #over a turned down proposal from a 17 year old who loves someone else #god. no one did drama like Tolstoy. fuck

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fitzrove · 1 year ago

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Overwhelmed by nostalgia actually

#this will sound SO elitist of me #but #i miss my summer course at the boarding school that was closed after the summer and they carved out an artificial lake on the manor grounds #and converted the cozy two-person dorm rooms to have bunk beds to fit six to eight kids #apparently they also 'refurbished' a historic building on the site :(#i mean i'm glad someone is taking care of the site - it's so beautiful #but i miss the way it was soooo much and there's no way to go to that place again except in memories #and then !! sequel - cambridge 2019 #granted it would probably be much the same as a town if i went in summer again but it really was when i learned how much i love university #but yeah deeply sad and insane about [redacted] manor i miss it sooooo much #one of my teachers actually really liked me and wanted to seriously talk about me studying there full time oabdlskdödldöfo #obviously it was never going to happen because who pays english boarding fees when you can study 100% for free at home #but what if in an alternate universe i did study there #idk i don't feel that sad about THAT missed chance #mostly because i'm legit replicating it w my master's #but i do wonder if i'm going to spend the rest of my life chasing similar places and the way i felt that summer when i was 15 🥹#if you send me a dm and we're friends etc i will show you pictures of the manor because it looks amazing

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servuscallidus · 2 months ago

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Reading Stazio's Thebaid (and watching L'Odissea 1968 rai miniserie), it's terrifying how the greek gods mess with people's minds to reach their ends. Zeus wants to destroy two cities, Thebes and Argo, and instead of bringing about a forerunner Sodom and Gomorrah (or second, I'm fuzzy on the timeline), he plants the thought in Etheocles' mind that he want to keep the kingship for himself and inspires bloodlust and a desire for war in the youths of Argo. He puppets the two cities by effectively stripping their leaders of wants, thoughs and personality and puppeteering them into a war no one wanted. We don't even know if the desire to keep Thebes was always there in Etheocles or if it's all Zeus' creation.

Basically, it never matters what a mortal wants, not because a god can effortlessly overpower them, but because a god can easily make it so that they never wanted anything other than what the god desires them to want. It's horrible. You can never know if what you wish and think is truly something that comes from you or if a god planted it so that you'd do their will

#of course this isn't limited to the Odyssey and the Thebaid #but I didn't pay as much attention to it before I guess #or rather. the gods often plant/elicit emotions in people #mostly lust and love. you know how it is. Phedra - the mother of the minotaur whose name I can't remember rn - ecc #but in the Thebaid it happens to an impressive scale. Entire cities #and all because Zeus has decided that they will destroy each others as punishment #idk this is very much one of those 'I knew but am only now Realising' moments #it's impressive #I've always loved myths but I've never read that much greek and roman literature so I'm sure this has been #whatever I'm not self flagellating on my own post #epica #it's interesting though because the judeo christian god afaik doesn't do this #it mostly causes natural phenomena and makes things happen in people's lives #either by destroying something of theirs or by gifting them something #but he never messes with their thoughts #but I could be wrong #but as someone that doesn't believe in any god I wonder what it must be like to live in a world #full of gods that can change you completely to their whim #rewrite your personality whenever it suits them #but then they can also take an interest in you and destroy your life while leaving you perfectly aware of everything #why would you ever believe in such a world

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