#pay someone to do my course

[mathexamhelper-tutor]

[pigdemonart]

Guau, ella es bisexual, i didn’t know that!

Vico and Fátima being little disasters, as usual. In ENG and SPA of course, tho imho the dialogue is always a little funnier in Spanish B^]

Imagine Fatima’s surprise when seeing that the captain of the baseball team from her old high school, is now being cunty at the supermarket???? The nerve. The audacity.

In reverse, imagine the horror of being openly queer but NOT knowing if the girl you’re interested in is Aware or even remotely Okay with your

💖gender thing.💖 How to even begin to explain???

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[one-bunny-a-day]

27/11/2023

[vibingforjudaism]

I need a therapist who I can argue with and who will give me jewish advice ....a rabbi. I need a rabbi

[magentagalaxies]

always found this little parallel between how scott speaks about buddy cole vs danny husk fascinating:

(top quote is from this 2017 vulture interview, bottom quote is from paul myers' 2018 book "one dumb guy")

'he's smarter than me. braver than me. he's better than me'' vs ''danny may not be the smartest or the bravest but he's a very decent man''

[lesbiancolumbo]

if you’ve ever “wondered” why i get on such a soapbox about industry sexism, consider that my entire career in that field which was not short i never had any creative or higher-ranking positions that paid well, because every time i advocated for/applied for one they gave it to a man over me, and in more than one instance it was the man i literally mentored. so.

[autumn-applepie]

University ever pushes you so low you have to go buy a couple of beers? /srs/neg

I'm gonna vent in the tags for a moment humor me for once /gen

[llycaons]

ohh all the frustrations and disappointments and regrets of the past 30 hours are piling up...I've actually never cried at work here but there's just so much weighing on me and I wish everything was different but half of it is my fault so I can't even complain...but also. 3:30 in the morning and all

[grimalkinmessor]

Just left the movie theatre and oh my God I am begging everyone that thinks they can handle it to go watch Sound of Freedom right now

[oldfashionedmorphine]

Listen. I haven’t watched Ted Lasso. I do not plan on watching Ted Lasso (just not my thing). However last night I was dreaming and who should walk into my dreams but ROY KENT AND JAMIE TARTT. This is YOUR FAULT. I have ABSORBED YOUR BLORBOS THROUGH OSMOSIS

my bad

[fitzrove]

Overwhelmed by nostalgia actually

[boyruggeroii]

Reading Stazio's Thebaid (and watching L'Odissea 1968 rai miniserie), it's terrifying how the greek gods mess with people's minds to reach their ends. Zeus wants to destroy two cities, Thebes and Argo, and instead of bringing about a forerunner Sodom and Gomorrah (or second, I'm fuzzy on the timeline), he plants the thought in Etheocles' mind that he want to keep the kingship for himself and inspires bloodlust and a desire for war in the youths of Argo. He puppets the two cities by effectively stripping their leaders of wants, thoughs and personality and puppeteering them into a war no one wanted. We don't even know if the desire to keep Thebes was always there in Etheocles or if it's all Zeus' creation.

Basically, it never matters what a mortal wants, not because a god can effortlessly overpower them, but because a god can easily make it so that they never wanted anything other than what the god desires them to want. It's horrible. You can never know if what you wish and think is truly something that comes from you or if a god planted it so that you'd do their will

[macroglossus]

i just spent the entire money i got from someone buying my drawing (!!) on products that have names like "ultra UBER gentle soft gentle cleansing cleanser for your weaky little baby skin idiot" and "infant baby SENSITIVE!!!!!! skin lotion ULTRA hydrating but WEAK for your little idiot baby skin your idiot loser dry baby skin" because my entire body is inexplicably so dry it's flaking (including my back???? who has EVER had a dry back) but most soaps dry me out more and most moisturizers break me out and god forbid i even look at a facewash for more than a second because it will somehow do both

[nomairuins]

anyways sry its not srs eventually ill get it together . and be a person again. one day

[drawnecromancy]

9. Something embarrassing that they lose sleep over?

16. What's something they'd spend significant money on for themself?

HÉLIANTHE !!!! Pls?

From this ask game !

9. Something embarrassing that they lose sleep over?

Ah well that's a hard question when he's a vampire who straight up doesn't sleep. But something embarrassing that he spends a stupid amount of time thinking about despite it being really small in the grand scheme of things ?

Probably that time he fully assumed some dude breaking into his house wasn't a burglar but 100% a trained assassin here to kill him. In Hélianthe's defense it's because of some weird leftover childhood shit (hello, professional assassin mom), but it was completely mortifying for him when he realized that it was just some guy who wanted to steal his jewelry. No big deal.

He bought lunch to the dude to make up for it. And flirted with him. And had sex with him. As one does.

He still looks back on his initial reaction sometimes and cringes.

16. What's something they'd spend significant money on for themself?

Mmmmh. Well he's a rich boy and I want to say almost anything that catches his eyes but it's not entirely true. He is the king of buying himself treats just because he can, though.

Mainly the one thing he can't resist is buying stuff made out of silk. He just likes the texture, whether it's satin, organza, anything. One time a pair of silk gloves were stolen from his drawer and he was genuinely a bit miffed.

The one weird thing he keeps doing is having silk bedsheets if he's in a place that has silk ? (...Monthaut does not, currently, and it makes him very sad.) He doesn't even sleep in the bed. He just sits there with a book sometimes and puts his hands on the bedsheets because heehoo silk.

In Le Prix du Sang there isn't a lot of things he considers interesting enough to spend the Fumeterre wealth on, and he doesn't really have access to his own usual finances due to not being in the right country ? So he doesn't buy a lot of things. He does manage fief budgets though. I think after the wedding he'd be likely to get nicer clothes for himself so he doesn't look offputting next to Anne.

[airshipvalentine]

boyfriend dungeon good