#also yes someone bought a print of my chappell drawing and payed FIFTEEN MORE DOLLARS than i asked for it! which was very nice | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

macroglossus · 2 months ago

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i just spent the entire money i got from someone buying my drawing (!!) on products that have names like "ultra UBER gentle soft gentle cleansing cleanser for your weaky little baby skin idiot" and "infant baby SENSITIVE!!!!!! skin lotion ULTRA hydrating but WEAK for your little idiot baby skin your idiot loser dry baby skin" because my entire body is inexplicably so dry it's flaking (including my back???? who has EVER had a dry back) but most soaps dry me out more and most moisturizers break me out and god forbid i even look at a facewash for more than a second because it will somehow do both

#seriously when i wash my face WITH an extremely gentle hydrating cleanser i can't spend more than a second around my mouth area bc it #immediately starts to burn #and this is with any product!!!!#literally bought baby skin lotion bc apparently it's less likely to break you out than normal lotion...... Let's Hope.#just incredible how poorly im suited for life outside of a terrarium. i shouldve been a worm placed in to compost leaf litter #i do think i'd do better in a humid environment but that would mean living in a humid environment so like. untenable of course #also yes someone bought a print of my chappell drawing and payed FIFTEEN MORE DOLLARS than i asked for it! which was very nice #unfortunately i am physically incapable of holding onto money for more than three hours i get twitchy with the urge to spend

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