#but. he chose THAT number
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Jesus. Relevant to probably nobody but I’m reading War and Peace and wanted to know the translation of those 43 thousand roubles. A fucking 100,000,000 isk. Holy shit bro. HOW do you keep gambling that long??
#I mean what is Nikolai at this point? 20?#I can see myself like… idk. not being able to pay off a credit card bill of 100K (totally not smth I’m going thru rn. not at all)#but that’s…#genuinely not sure I will make that much money with all my paychecks in my life put together#what do I make a year? maybe 3-4 mil#before tax#Jesus Christ Nikolai#and also like. that’s not..#a morally acceptable sum from Dolokhov#I mean the whole thing was gross from the start of course#but. he chose THAT number#that’s just dooming the entire fucking family#over a turned down proposal from a 17 year old who loves someone else#god. no one did drama like Tolstoy. fuck
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BLOODRUSH STAR PLAYERS!!!!
#ignore the fact that they were never all 3 on the team at the same time ok.#also ignore the fact that riz objectively is not a star player. hes a star player to ME.#sklonda has this photo hung up on her fridge#fantasy high#d20#dimension 20#gorgug thistlespring#riz gukgak#fabian seacaster#blood tw#the numbers mean literally nothing btw i chose them at random#serendipitious art#fan art#art#DONT look at riz's hands ok just dont. i dont care
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mordred unable to get thru to merlin so he turns to the old druid way of worshipping emrys. he makes little gifts for merlin and shares his food and drink with him like offerings. he prays to emrys when he wakes up and before he sleeps, thanking him for a peaceful night or a good day, thanking him for his protection, etc. its translations to merlin vary daily oddly enough. sometimes, merlin can hear vague whispers of the prayer, sometimes it just causes a feeling of contentment or peace at being thanked for things he doesn’t usually get thanks for (as no one really knows all he does). even in battle mordred will occasionally call on emrys for strength and victory and merlin will just randomly feel some of his power deplete. mordred always wins. it forges a sort of spiritual bond between them as god and worshipper until merlin is holding one of mordred’s handmade offerings and smiles at it and just goes “damn it, that kid is my little brother now. i can be mean to him but i will scorch this earth if anyone causes a frown to mar his face.”
#LMAO MERLIN BEING MORDREDS NUMBER ONE DEFENDER#gwaine: why would arthur chose mordred for this mission? he’s just a baby. he should stay here#mordred trying to play along and act like he’s not upset: go on :]#merlin appearing in the shadowed corner of the room:#gwaine: no. i sense i’ve made a mistake of some kind.#bbc merlin#merlin emrys#sir mordred#emrys#kind of god merlin#sorta#fanfiction#fanfic#fic ideas#prompts
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Do you ever think about the absolute euphoria Duck would feel at getting to be human again? I do. I do a lot.
[ID: a stylized digital painting of Fakir and Duck embracing each other as he lifts her in the air. Fakir stands ankle deep in a pond and water splashes around them. A few white feathers float through the air around Duck. She is nude and her hair is down. Fakir wears a simple white shirt with his pants rolled up above the water level. In the foreground, an open book rests upon the dock. Behind them, the clouds are lit with the pinks and blues of a sunrise. End ID]
#princess tutu#fakiru#i dont *think* i need to tag for nudity since i chose the least revealing pose i could find#but if thats an issue lemme know#my magic number is 5 years after the show#duck is roughly 19 human years and fakir is 21#are we moments away from a category 5 fakir naked girl meltdown?#or has he grown out of that#you decide#i was trying to go for something more stylized and impressionistic#but eventually i had to say fuck it#it’s good enough#I’m not Monet#and that’s okay#that’s okay#lea draws#my art
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Brain worms struck a nerve once more...
Just? Baby Dick, he is just so smol and full of hate.
I am just imagining this small 9 year old, taking on full aged adults and winning, then turning around and grinning like the devil at the remaining crooks
I just think Gotham Twitter would be like
Gothamite 1: Robin 4 is such angy, most stabby boy
Gothamite 2: He isn't even angry??? Like that boy is just autistic, I talked to him about proper pet care for like 45 minutes after getting mugged, Bats had a fucking 1000 mile stare.
Gothamite 3: If you want real angry Robin, you need to look at n.1 or @ Realwing. I was a goon for a bit out of collage, he broke 3 ribs and my collar bone by pushing me down the stairs and then jumping on me.
Gothamite 1: Can't see it, Nightwing is too pure.
Gothamite 2: He has fucking killed/brutally maimed people? Parasocial much??
And like, also more on Baby Dickie...that boy did not speak English as his main language until he came to live with Bruce, Halys circus tours in Europe mostly? Give me little Dickie just looking at Bruce with uncomprehending eyes as the man tries to explain that Dickie will be living with him.
Give me baby Dick with the cutest thick French accent as a boy (side note, have you seen children speak French? It's so fucking cute, they sound so fancy but still so very baby) Like I feel like he spoke a hodgepodge of languages with the carnies? Maybe that carries over to his Robin ages.
Robin, running up to Batman, cycling through 5 different languages and two dialects, then just holds out a frog to Bruce expectantly.
Bruce, who missed about every 3rd word and had to translate French, then German, then Portuguese and then Romani to English in a matter of seconds, "Yes...You may keep it."
Dick, giving Bruce a very concerned look, then to the frog, then to Bruce again "You...want to... to own it? Is it not...giftig? ruim para comer? " Groaning he flaps his hand trying to think of the right word, "Does not...work well with me? Make feel bad? Is sick?"
Bruce nodded slowly, "Poisonous or toxic is the word you are looking for Chum, no its just a cane Toad, Ce n'est pas toxique, c'est sans danger."
(Dickie does keep the toad, His name is Herr Haly and he lived very well in the gardens, he died not long after Jason came around)
Later when Dick went to do Teen Titans, the reason Starfires English is kinda messed up is because Dicks brain is hardwired for like four other things, and English was just the one she was looking for, he mentally translates every word from another language to English, so the grammar is a bit rough some times.
#batman#batfam#Dick grayson thoughts#Little baby man Dickie#Robin number 1 is the true Angry Robin#he was brutal#and so cute#hc Dickie not speaking english as his primarily language#he still struggles with it as an adult#the media had a field day when he was introduced#Vicky vale learnt french just to talk to him#only to be one upped by out of town journalist Clark Kent who knew both french and spanish#(they were both offered at Smallsvill high and he needed the credits)#(que Bruce catching feeling for the man thst seems to put in effort to speak to his son in a way that is comfeotable for him)#teen titans (mentioned)#starfire really chose the worst one to learn english from
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i also made a spartan oc
#my art#halo#halo oc#halo spartan#i chose his number and stuff kinda randomly#he looked more yellow on my ipad im ngl#but its ok#hes a sniper kinda but i couldnt be bothered to draw all that
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While we're on the topic of changing clangen cat names and designs this is Poopy. I thought you all should see him.
He's the best
#not coyoteclan#art#warrior cats#clangen#lightbeetle/poopy lol#he chose a decent name for himself but he will forever be haunted#you have no idea how excited I was when he came back to join the clan#frigateclan is number one Poopy fan#truly a victim of clangen's kittypet naming system#Smarty Pants McLovin and Good Sir are also names I've gotten
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How did they let Lila and Diego go from her risking it all to have him by her side even though they only knew each other for a couple months and him hiding her away from danger to keep her and their baby safe, to her and HIS BROTHER having an affair
#like theyre insane#but in love#like that was so out of character for everyone involved#five literally risked everything to save his family#he would NOT do that to his brother#Lila would NEVER do that to Diego#and they did tjat because the actor for 5 is 18 now??#and they wanted to give him a love stort because of that?#and chose Lila? because she was the easiest to write in?#wtf#they got “oh yeah five isnt really the type of guy to go on dates HOWEVER he would definitely be fine with his brother wife'#where did you get that#also he had a love interest#in s1#Delores#“but shes a mannequin” bro was all alone for 45 years in the apocalypse hes gonna get strange attachments to things#and Lila was inlove with diego#also he killed her parents#and first met her when she was like 5#like yea he was just given orders to kill them but like thats gotta change some things#this relationship was creepy in like evry possible way#tua season 4#tua s4#tua#diego hargreeves#number five#lila hargreeves#corvid rambles#corvid talks about smth
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☆ Hayama Kotarō Birthday Countdown ☆
One drawing a day for 7 days straight, started on July 18th and finished on July 25th 2024 - Hayama's Birthday ☆
♡ Happy Birthday Korō ♡
#knb#kuroko no basuke#kuroko no basket#hayama kotaro#hayama kotarou#happy birthday again!!#so yeahhh#i randomly decided i will do a mini countdown#chose 7 days cuz he wears number 7#drew him in some of my fave outfits#as well as his newest outfits from last two years!#I REALLY LOVE NEW KOTARO MERCHANDISE I NEEDED TO PAY SOME RESPECTS TO THEM SOMEHOWWW#really love ma boyy#even though i was busy and am currently on a vacation I FOUND TIME TO DRAW THESE!!#everything for my blorbo!!#my art#fanart
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the implications of all of kalaya's descendants looking like suvi is fascinating to me
#like the obvious thing is they all look like Eursulon's glamour#but the implication at the end of the children's adventure was that Eursulon chose a glamour that looks like suvi#and if his relatives look the same that clearly isn't the case#so I see two options:#1. Eursulon's glamour looking like the girl he would end up considering a sister is a coincidence (which is kinda beautiful in its own way)#2. suvi is a pretty far removed descendant of kalaya's maybe with the mentioned ex husband??)#like some branch of the family stayed in Umora and over the generations the spirit qualities disappeared but the resemblance stayed#worlds beyond number#the wizard the witch and the wild one#Eursulon#suvirin kedberiket
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okay i'm currently running through TWDG S1 again and i am just so. oh my gosh.
everybody hates Ben. like wtf. even before he admits his silly little fuckup, even if you side with his ass entirely throughout Lilly's little argument about who took the supplies, everyone (most specifically Lee) still treats him like trash
Lee could hate Kenny and he still gets offered nice dialogue options with him, but almost every piece of dialogue Lee can say to Ben is pretty damn condescending and outright hateful like wtf do you have against a 17 yr old bro... and this is STILL before Ben admits anything, so there is no reason why he should be so mad at him bc he's literally just breathing... he even gives him nasty looks and even when i do get the choice of a nice dialogue it ain't even directed at him, just about him, and wtf! why does a 37 or something year old man have beef with a 17 year old!??!! he didn't do anything yet!??? god?!!!
flabbergasting. also have this pic i took of him because Ben.
#twdg#the walking dead game#twdg lee#twdg ben paul#like yeaah maybe he got doug killed#but doug chose to pull him out of the way...#number 1 doug enthusiast here btw#love my geeky guy
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I love how at the beginning of "They Call it Doom", Arin's listing 52 pie crusts just to prove whatever statement Lloyd made wrong.
Not a clean simple number like 50.
A random specific number like 52.
#i mean there are two options for why lloyd chose than number#one being that he first said 50. arin said he's wrong. lloyd says 52. and listing begins#or lloyd just spouts out 52 randomly#ninjago#ninjago dragons rising#ninjago lloyd#ninjago arin#ninjago dragons rising season 1#ninjago they call it doom#toasty's show annotating
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for the sake of my own mental stability i chose to not only block out the entire calypso’s island chapter in botl but also just choose to believe that the magic of the island is what really was making percy so infatuated with calypso
bc what do you MEAN calypso is prettier than aphrodite… AND HE SAID THIS THREE DAMN CHAPTERS AFTER ANNABETH KISSED HIM… AND IN THE PREVIOUS BOOK HE JUST SAID APHRODITE LOOKED LIKE ANNABETH
therefore, for the sake of my own health, i chose to believe that whoever washes up on calypso’s island is just automatically immediately “in love” with her and that’s where the challenge of staying with her or leaving the island comes from
#percy jackson#pjo#annabeth chase#pjo hoo toa#calypso#CALYPSO NUMBER 1 PUBLIC ENEMY#i chose to completely erase botl from my memory like haha pjo only had 4 og books lol#what is a labrinyth 😂😂😂😂😂😂#what is a calypso 😂😂😂😂#still haven’t reread it since i read it for the first time at 12#12 year old me had to stop being in love with percy rq during that book he was making me mad#that’s still my son tho he was going through it in botl so i cut him some slack#percy jackson and the olympians#battle of the labyrinth#pjo series
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Kamen Rider Fourze │ Gif Prompts
10. Free Choice → Kamen Rider Fourze & Kamen Rider Meteor
+ bonus
#kamen rider fourze#kamen rider meteor#kamen rider#gentaro kisaragi#kisaragi gentaro#ryusei sakuta#sakuta ryusei#tokuedit#please do not repost#umbrella.edits#umbrella.gifs#umbrella.posts#gif.requestpromptsiii#submitter said i could choose any number for kamen rider fourze so i chose 10#ik this could fit under other numbers but i'll just label it as free choice#i don't see a lot of content for them but they have a lot of great moments#fourze was my first kamen rider and the bond between to main and secondary was something i liked and continue to cherish in each kamen ride#the whole killing him and him forgiving immediately is iconic as is ryusei's realization that he wanted friendship and after being forgiven#keeping an eye out for gentaro more than before
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i'm so happy to see you've fallen into twisted wonderland, but i did NOT expect you to fall in love with Sebek. good for you!
Love is an overstatement.
All i want to do is tease & scrunch his whole being into a little ball. 🤣
#fhshsh#do i love sebek? i don't know#i'm like dad with cat he doesn't want#that be like i don't want sebek and here i am with sebek fhshshs#i don't think i would even go out my way to collect his cards or anything#he'll just be there if he chose to be there#sebek just feels like he's free to grab because no one wants him compared to other characters#it doesn't feel like he's too good for you because of how annoying he is fhsh#surprisingly tumblr people seems to hold him in quite a high regards#but honestly speaking i'm sure i don't think of him as good as these ofher people feel about him#but i am trying to see the good part of him more by trying to look closely more on his fanarts#fshs adorable yes#but i still don't see it as much as ehy people would put him as number one in their mind#maybe one day#he needs to work it out still if he wants to brings me down on his knees with whatever charming side he actually has fhsh#maybe later shdn the diasomnia book out#we'll see#it's interesting how he has several main similar points with jade#eats a lot#tidy appearance#tall#not exactly a human#have thing to be obsessed about#LMAO but oh sebek#take it down a notch ur wakasama obsession#people probably start puking when they hear malleus name bcs u talk to them about him too much#fhshdgh#questions#yell at me as much as u want sebek u're not even close to jade & trey-senpai#>:^)
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I doubt the devs meant for cloud strife to be so autistic-coded, but holy hell does he come across autistic
#the number of times I’ve said he’s just like me fr#esp in rebirth there have been multiple moments i just pointed at the screen and said autism#the beginning when tifa is talking about how she saw someone they used to know with a woman who looks like a model or something#then notices cloud and says ‘but you’re not interested in this are you’ and he just bluntly replies ‘not really’ and then after a second of#silence adds ‘uh but I’ll listen. go on’ i screamed#then later when aerith asks him what kind of swimsuit he’d like to see#probably i think flirting#and he launches into a spiel about how he prefers function over form and it needs to be practical and he has a lot of specific opinions abt#this and aerith is just standing there like🧍♀️#when you first get to the gold saucer and barret notices cloud is not vibing w this big bright loud amusement park and offers that they#go find the hotel and rest#when aerith is giving her speech about being an ancient i chose ‘smile’ as a way to quietly encourage her#and cloud could not do it on command. it was so bad#the fact that you can get really into queen’s blood and have cloud collect all the cards and become the highest ranked player in the world#(which is what i have been doing)#even though this literally has nothing to do w the quest he’s on#the way he just in general does not seem to like being touched or touching others often#autism. autism autism autism autism#final fantasy
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