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sugarpasteltmnt · 9 months ago
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little PSA about this blog and 'TNV'
hi friends!
going through my ask box, it's come to my attention that i have a handful of doodles in notebooks asks which leads me to believe not all of my readers are adults.
That being said, I wanted to clarify that this blog is strictly for my 'Neon Void' AU-- I will try to keep it as SFW as possible (with the occasional swearing whoops) however, TNV deals with some heavy topics, as well as some graphic displays of violence. So please use discretion while reading or choosing to follow my blog.
I'll also be transparent that I am an adult. I understand that this may make a handful of people uncomfortable. Please feel free to block or not engage if you feel this way!
I will be answering these doodle asks since they're already in my inbox and because i cherish every piece of art gifted to me, but please message me if you decide you are uncomfortable with it and would like me to take them down! However, moving forward I will be avoiding any future notebook doodle asks.
Thank you guys and i hope to bring you more turtle angst soon (`・ω・´)ゞ
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yuribeam · 9 months ago
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I need to share this gorgeous pastel pink keffiyeh that's currently available for preorder from Bubble Girl Co. Most of the proceeds go toward Medical Aid For Palestinians. They also have a baby blue version, pastel lilac, a peachy beige, and some more standard colors.
I have ordered my keffiyeh from Hirbawi, but I don't expect it to come in for quite some time, so this is a great alternative in the meantime that still supports Palestine & Muslim-owned business & fits with more of my wardrobe for daily wear 🌸🩷
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danneroni · 2 years ago
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Save a life: bring NARCAN! ⛑️🕊️
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past-the-stars · 2 years ago
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Hiiiiii! Im so sorry to interrupt you for a while, I know this might come strange and you might hate for this but I just wanna ask for some help if you can maybe possibly take a look the post I pinned for my lil cat, we’re in desperate need of help so a reblog/boost might definitely help us a ton! I hope you’d consider but if not, its okay and I do understand! Wishing you good health and stay safe! Pls send me a msg for a response or answer the ask privately if you could. 🙏
PSA that if you get an ask like this it's a scam.
The blog was just made today and the fact that they asked me to reply privately is a big red flag. I've also gotten several different asks like this on my other blogs with different images of hurt animals but the same exact paypal account.
DO NOT FALL FOR IT!!
Stay safe y'all.
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calpalsworld · 1 year ago
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blueys dad is NOT as hot as SHERIFF TOADSTER!
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inmontana · 3 months ago
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# INMONTANA, A PRIVATE AND DO NOT FOLLOW FIRST MULTI MUSE FOR CHARACTERS FROM TAYLOR SHERIDAN'S YELLOWSTONE. THIS BLOG IS TRIGGER HEAVY AND DYNAMIC FOCUSED. THE SUBJECT MATTER OF THE SERIES IS NOT EVERYBODY'S CUP OF TEA, I GET IT, BUT THAT JUST MEANS THIS ISN'T THE SPACE FOR YOU. BY BRI, 27, SHE/HER. TWENTY1+ ONLY. IN AFFILIATION WITH: DUHTON AND DEVILSLEFT. + CHARACTER DIRECTORY.
GENERAL RULES -.
001. i do not claim the rights to any media found on this blog. i am not apart of creating any of the shows, films, games or novels the characters i write belong in. what i do take pride in, however, are my portrayals therefore i'm making it known that i do not tolerate stealing of any kind. while i don't think i'll have an issue with this — i have in the past so i like to get it out of the way. if you do steal from me, i'll approach privately.
002. i do not follow everyone back. i've been on tumblr for many years now and have learned how best to curate a space for myself that i am happy to be in. it would be a disservice not only to myself but to everyone if i acted as though i could keep up with a quick moving dash by interacting with every single person. for the most part, i tend to follow people back within twenty four hours if i can see us writing together. otherwise i do make sure to softblock unless rules state you'd prefer to be hardblocked to avoid confusion. 003. if you support or condone racism, homophobia, transphobia, white-washing, suicide baiting, bullying or bigotry of any kind i will immediately block you. this also goes for zionists. we have nothing in common and i do not want that energy in my space. this is your one and only warning. 004. in terms of callout culture: i do not partake in it just for the sake of it. i typically do not reblog or engage with callout posts, but if someone is actively harmful to the community as a whole then of course that's different. i'm not interested in watching anyone to try to chase somebody out of a community simply because they don't like them. i am an adult with a mind of her own who can make decisions for herself. just because i don't interact doesn't mean i don't see it nor does it mean i'm supporting or not supporting it. 005. lastly, i am wholly uninterested in jamie dutton as a character and even more am i uninterested in hearing/seeing reasoning for the behaviour of him. there are no redeemable or good traits that you can convince me jamie possesses. he was a legal adult at the time of taking his minor sister to get an abortion and then he proceeded to make a decision, while being fully knowledgeable of said decision, that resulted in her being sterilized alongside of it ALL WITHOUT TELLING HER. that is violating her bodily autonomy and it is taking away the right to choose. again, i need to reiterate because it fucking means something. beth is a minor at this point in time. i'm sorry, but if in the year 2024 there is anything even close to condoning of that shit- keep it the hell away from me, because i will be blunt here: i'm not going to be nice about it. that is, in my opinion, the worst thing jamie did but for the sake of transparency lets keep going by saying that he, on multiple occasions, blamed beth (the sister whom he did this to) as if it was her fault and took multiple digs about children and her inability to have at her expense. he puts his hands on her more than once as well. which. yeah, beth also does to him, and i don't disagree that anyone should be able to defend themselves- i do also think it's fucking weird the ways in which it happens and considering that he has clearly never respected her bodily autonomy i just personally don't care. she's not the only woman he has laid hands on either (a journalist whom he killed and sarah whom he was sleeping with) so one could say it's a pattern. i could keep going about the terrible things jamie has done but honestly, i'm not trying to sway your opinion of him if you still choose to have anything good to think about him after reading that or knowing that. i'm all set with that. all i ask if that you don't follow, don't interact, and quite frankly feel free to block me because it'll save us both the trouble.
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venusianpulp · 11 months ago
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Rising Sign & Your Perfect Festival Outfit
Here are the perfect any music festival outfits for each of the 12 zodiac signs and Ascendants, with details on color schemes, materials, accents, and overall aesthetics:
PSA: Images and descriptions are both complimentary, so they may not be entirely identical, but everything is relevent.
Aries Rising: Bold and daring, an Aries rising would rock a fiery red crop top paired with high-waisted denim shorts. Accessorize with a black leather choker, combat boots, and a statement belt. The outfit screams confidence and adventure.
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Taurus Rising: Earthy and sensual, a Taurus rising would opt for a flowy, bohemian-style maxi dress in shades of green and brown. Pair with a leather fringe vest, ankle boots, and a wide-brimmed hat. The outfit exudes comfort and laid-back elegance.
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Gemini Rising: Playful and eclectic, a Gemini rising would mix and match patterns and colors. A graphic tee paired with a colorful, patterned skirt, fishnet stockings, and high-top sneakers. Accessorize with layered necklaces and quirky sunglasses for a fun, youthful vibe.
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Cancer Rising: Soft and feminine, a Cancer rising would choose a vintage-inspired, pale blue sundress with delicate lace details. Pair with a cozy, oversized cardigan, ankle-strap sandals, and a small, cross-body bag. The outfit radiates comfort and nostalgia.
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Leo Rising: Bold and dramatic, a Leo rising would make a statement in a metallic gold romper with a plunging neckline. Accessorize with a chunky, gold chain necklace, oversized sunglasses, and platform heels. The outfit screams glamour and confidence.
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Virgo Rising: Clean and practical, a Virgo rising would opt for a crisp, white button-down shirt tucked into high-waisted, black denim shorts. Pair with a black leather belt, minimalist jewelry, and comfortable, low-top sneakers. The outfit is polished and effortlessly chic.
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Libra Rising: Elegant and balanced, a Libra rising would choose a flowy, pastel pink maxi skirt paired with a white, off-the-shoulder crop top. Accessorize with delicate, gold jewelry, strappy sandals, and a woven clutch. The outfit is feminine and harmonious.
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Scorpio Rising: Mysterious and alluring, a Scorpio rising would opt for a black, lace bodysuit paired with high-waisted, faux leather leggings. Layer with a sheer, black kimono, and accessorize with a choker, ankle boots, and a dark, smoky eye. The outfit is seductive and intense.
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Sagittarius Rising: Adventurous and free-spirited, a Sagittarius rising would rock a tie-dye, cropped t-shirt paired with distressed, cut-off denim shorts. Accessorize with a woven, multicolored belt, layered anklets, and gladiator sandals. The outfit is playful and adventurous.
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Capricorn Rising: Classic and sophisticated, a Capricorn rising would choose a sleek, solid & colored co-ord with a structured, cinched waist. Pair with knee high or thigh high black boots or dainty shoes, minimalist jewelry, and subtly refined look. The outfit is timeless and powerful.
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Aquarius Rising: Unique and unconventional, an Aquarius rising would opt for a holographic, iridescent bodysuit paired with high-waisted, flared pants. Accessorize with a chunky, silver choker, platform boots, and a brightly colored, faux fur coat. The outfit is futuristic and eccentric.
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Pisces Rising: Dreamy and ethereal, a Pisces rising would choose a flowy, sheer, pastel purple maxi dress with delicate, floral embroidery. Layer with a soft, crochet cardigan, and accessorize with a flower crown, layered, beaded necklaces, and strappy, barefoot sandals. The outfit is whimsical and enchanting.
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massivetittiesandwarcrimes · 3 months ago
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With the holiday season approaching I thought I would put out this quick gifting PSA:
Do not, under ANY* circumstances, give any of the women, mothers, or wives in your family appliances, household goods, or things for the family/kids.
It is rude, dismissive, and sexist.
Gifts for birthdays and holidays are supposed to be about the person receiving them: giving a woman one of the above gifts sends the message, intentional or otherwise, that you do not view them as a person beyond whatever role they have in the family (homemaker/wife/mother).
Objectively, this also applies to any man, fathers, or husbands, but honestly I have never seen that happen to them.
I've seen plenty of wives and mothers be given new can openers or toys for their kids, but I've never seen a husband or dad be gifted a diaper bag or toaster.
Additionally, if you are going to buy makeup or beauty supplies of any kind for the women in your lives, for the Love of All that is Good and Holy (and to save you time, effort, and stress) bring the item with you**. The lipstick she likes? Bring the one she has with you. Her favorite shampoo? Take a picture or bring the empty bottle with you; don't worry about looking weird for carrying around trash or half open items from home, employees see it all the time. Trust me.
(*The only exception is if she looks you Directly in the eye and Explicitly says 'I would like [specific appliance/child care item] for the holiday i.e. playpen or new washer)
(**it's just like going to the hardware store: if you need a specific size screw, fixture, filter, or whatever, it is so SO much easier to bring the item you're replacing or need with you. It means you don't have to try to remember or describe to a helpful employee what you need.)
Oh! And one final note before I leave you: if you have any artist or crafters or hobbyists in your life (knitting, crochet, embroidery, beadwork, painting, woodworking, etc) do not just buy them something related to their hobby. Unless it is someone very new to the hobby who is just learning the ropes, I guarantee they have specific brands or tools or such that they use or need or want. And because many arts, crafts, and hobby things can be a bit pricey, it is safer and more efficient all around to either ask them very specifically about anything they want or need, take them with you, or simply get them a gift card to the store they prefer.
[brought to you by someone who has both A) Bought my mother some very nice and interesting yarn which she has never used because I only got her one skain and B) been gifted art supplies that I do not know how to use (pastels), already have plenty of (beading thread), and are completely wrong/useless for my needs (random selection of embroidery floss that is very pretty, but nothing I need for the current projects I have). Yes it is very nice that you are trying to do something for the artistic person in your life, and they will appreciate it because it is a gift and thoughtful, but if you want them to actually get use out of their gift, you're going to have to be a bit more strategic.]
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valkariel · 3 months ago
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Cait Sith Corsetry
PSA for glamour hoarders and collectors! If you or have friends who've been wanting the Cait Sith Ears, the SE store is accepting pre-orders for the next batch of FFXIV Cait Sith plushies.
Personal version uses white gloves and black pearl earrings since her canon hair is white and I want to balance out the colors a little :> Black pearl earrings for contrast on lighter hair colors. Jet black on the leggings for a non-color blocked look.
Head: Cait SIth Ears - soot black Body: Hannish Wool Autumn Shirt - jet black / pastel pink Hands: Felicitous Mitts - jet black / pastel pink Legs: Edenmorn Chausses of Casting - pastel pink Feet: Dark Horse Champion's Shoes of Casting - default / pastel pink
Alt Head: Tamamo Headband - pastel pink Alt Legs: Edenmorn Chausses of Casting - jet black
Earring: Pearl Earrings | Black Pearl Earrings Neck: The Emperor's New Necklace Wrists: The Emperor's New Bracelet Right Ring: The Emperor's New Ring Left Ring: The Emperor's New Ring
Main Hand: Edenmorn Rod - rose pink | Tropaios Rapier - pastel pink Off Hand: --
Fashion Accessory: -- Minion: -- Mount: -- Location: Faeberry Atelier
Shader: Faeberry Studio
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enderwolf91 · 6 months ago
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I wake up to this absolute gem flooding my feed and I'm in love with her for she is me
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I haven't even watched the short yet but holy shit the things I've seen make me believe it'll be my absolute favorite
I'll go back to overwatch and venture posting but just know that she is me and I am her in all senses but physical (I wish I could pull off a pastel goth girl look she's so cute)
*edit: I'm reminded to why I decided not to be active in the helluva boss fandom here cuz holy shit scrolling through the tags, it is so full of hate towards others and discourse over the direction of the show that I've barely seen anything positive without seeing something horrendously negative right before or after.
psa to the people who regularly see my posts, I do like Helluva Boss and Hazbin Hotel, especially HB, but there will be very little posts about it on my blog cuz I'm not gonna be dragged into the toxicity that is the fandom. I just wanna enjoy the show and the silly characters without being hated for my personal opinions and likes, if I get asks for HB or HH stuff I'll respond but I won't be do a lot of shit posting like I do for overwatch
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thedawner · 2 months ago
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hey I really enjoy your style and brush packs! I've bought a couple of the packs, and I wanted to ask if you have any tips for using your brushes/getting the most out of them? Like what sort of brushes would you say work best for coloring/shading/lineart - some are obvious (ex liner for lineart) but I struggle with picking ones to use and what works!
Hello, thank you very much for the support! Let me know which program you got 'em for and I could try to highlight some particular ones from there.
I like to try to use the lineart brushes both for sketching, lining and coloring, especially the brushes that are like "Thick Tone Pencil"(or similar) or have coloring changing features to them!
Also, this is a more general answer:
🔶 I usually use brushes named around the word "Shale" for lineart and I usually sketch and color with those too. If you use Procreate the Personal Shale from this free set is my most frequently used:
I try to treat it like a very springy, multipurpose brush pen.
I've first tried to make something similar for Photoshop here(and later on re-made the brushes for CSP and Procreate):
From the sets above I like to use the Dried Up Ink/Dry Ink brushes both for lineart and for painting. I draw over loose paint strokes with it to define shapes or to re-make what I painted over! Those sets also contain painting brushes such as Flat Varnish Oil/Painty, Textury, Triangly/Oil Brick which could work well if you want to go for a thick, mushy oil pastel/oil paint texture. For thin, precise sketching, I like to use the Concept Art Lad!
🔶 I also like sketching/lining/coloring/painting with the coloring changing tone brushes such as the ones from these sets:
When painting with color changing brushes, I like to color pick from what the brush randomly generated for me and build up on that!
The brush sets above have a brush called Wispy Sketching Brush which I use for bold and loose brush strokes! It's like a sable brush but covered in graphite(that also changes colors with each stroke).
🔶 There are also a lot of flat, tone brushes for shading in those sets too and a few more in here:
That one above contains a series of Blocky Marker brushes that I like to use for fairly much everything.
🔶 There's also this free PS brush pack which imports decently in Procreate and CSP that has a brush called Soggy Pencil. It behaves like a regular sharp pencil tip, but if you make it bigger, you can create dusty, blurry or out-of-focus effects:
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agereninjas · 1 year ago
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Long day
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[DESCR- After a long day, Kai and Lloyd cuddle.] Before you read this, just a quick PSA; THIS IS NOT GREENFLAME.
Kai gently rubbed Lloyd's back as he was wrapped in a blanket, pacifier in his mouth and his eyes half-closed. Lloyd had a rough day, he got hurt while training, he almost slipped during a mission, and he barely had two seconds to relax. It was around eight, nearly bedtime, yet he was sleepier than usual.
"Lloydy, are you doing alright?" Kai asked as he looked down at Lloyd. Lloyd nodded, his green eyes looking up at Kai, making a smile form on his face. Kai chuckled and continued to rub Lloyd's back, comforting him further. "Hey, do you wanna tell me how old you are, little guy?" Kai asked, waiting for Lloyd's response.
After a few moments, Lloyd tapped Kai once. "One year old? Aww, you're the littlest little guy in the whole world, aren't ya?" Kai kissed the top of Lloyd's head, earning a giggle from the blonde. Kai looked at the time; 8:43. He might as well get Lloyd ready for bed. He stood up and carried Lloyd to his room. He turned on a nightlight and then turned off the actual lights, then put Lloyd down on the bed.
Kai quickly found some pajamas for Lloyd; a pastel purple pair of pants and a matching green shirt. He helped Lloyd change, giving the little boy a kiss on his head. "Nice job, buddy. Do you want anything else before you go to sleep?" Kai asked. Lloyd thought for a moment, then grabbed his stuffed bat, which Lloyd had named Starlight. Lloyd then made grabby hands up at Kai, surprising the brunette.
"Me?" Kai asked, sitting next to Lloyd on the bed hesitantly. Lloyd wrapped his arms around Kai, his tired head resting on Kai's shoulder. Starlight was still being held, of course. "Ohh." Kai gave a quick nod to himself, then laid both him and Lloyd down on the bed. He pulled the blankets up over their shoulders, holding Lloyd close. "Goodnight, green bean." Kai whispered as Lloyd closed his eyes. "Sweet dreams."
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dimensiontravelingbutterflyhome · 10 months ago
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PSA (Sorry that it's so long)
As everyone knows, today (at least in the time of me making this post) is May 5th, aka Greenie's bday. That being said, she recently had her purpose reworked to where she actually travels into decaying AUs and she would pollinate flowers and what not to restore the outdoor environments of these worlds at least. In some cases, where the damage is really bad, she'd temporarily have to root herself into the ground and go into her sentient greenhouse building form. That being said, her object head form and her puppet form still has butterfly wings. I decided that she's still based on a greenhouse as well, that being said, press keep reading so that I can get to the PSA.
In honor of Greenie existing for approximately one year, I have decided that starting today, I will hold a contest for her new design, just make sure to include the features about her that I mention below. And don't worry, you guys will have longer than a day, you'll have precisely a week at least, so like next Sunday. Her object head form will likely be the new pfp, so the winner of that would have their drawing of object head Greenie as the new pfp, and they'd be credited in the new pinned post, of course. The winner of building form Greenie would have their picture of that as the background, again, with credit. Also just to let you guys know, you don't HAVE to do a full body pic, just the neck and head, and if you want to, the chest works if you can't do the rest for her object head form. Now onto the features that I would like included:
~Object Head form~
-Her head is in the shape of a normal Home, but it is made of glass and wood, basically looking like a greenhouse material wise
-Which means, most of her body is windows, so her eyes wouldn't have windows over them, but they'd still be where normal Home's windows are if that makes sense
-Basically, reference the current pfp if you're stuck, but maybe make the reds, blues, and yellows more pastel looking
-As I said above, she has butterfly wings on her back, you may decide what butterfly the wings represent although if you are curious: in her original concept, she had pink glass wing butterfly wings
-She wears some sort of dress with vines on it, vines are also growing up her neck a little
-The goop on her body is clear colored, so like whiteish-gray or something idk how ya'll would do that but it forms her complete lower body, even the hands
~Building form~
-Basically, a bigger version of her head on the ground
-This form of her's is covered with a lot of vines usually
-No wings in building form, this form isn't able to move really
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nid-pysgodyn · 1 year ago
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PSA to Spanish Learners: Learn About Intonation.
To the linguists, I am aware intonation is the incorrect term for what I'm about to say, but it is the most accessible term to non-linguists.
Please learn where you're supposed to put the emphasis on a word. If you don't understand what I mean, read the following sentence: "Where's the record maker... thingy? I need to record something."
Did you say the first 'record' the same way you said the second? Chances are, you probably said the first one as 'record' and the second one as 'record'. In English, if a word with more than one syllable can be said as both a noun and a verb, the stress will differ depending on which you're using it as.
Now that we know what we're talking about here...
Why should you learn about it?
1). Why not learn about intonation? Did you learn to roll your r? Did you learn to pronounce 'j' as 'kh'? If you want to learn a language, why would you draw the line here? If you use an English 'r' instead of a rolled one, you'll probably still be understood. However, if you use the wrong stress, that can cause legitimate problems.
2). It matters, like a lot. Where you put emphasis on a word can change what you're saying. There's small stuff like 'papa' (potato) and 'papá' (dad), which is easy to distinguish from context, but that's not always the case. For instance, let's say you're asked about who paid the bill on a date you just went on, and you say:
"Pago la cuenta"
If you put the stress on the first syllable, as is written, you'll have said 'I pay the bill'. If you put the stress on the second (so 'pagĂł') you'll instead have said that your date 'paid the bill'. Where you put emphasis on a word is important for the present tense forms and their past tense forms of a lot of verbs.
On top of that, it can help you predict some of the patterns of irregular verbs. You know that word 'dormir' that for some reason goes to 'duermo' but also has the form 'dormimos'? Well, that's just an intonation thing. In 'duermo', the emphasis is on the first syllable, so you change the letters. In 'dormimos' the emphasis isn't on that syllable, so it stays as 'o'. Try it out on some other verbs. If you don't know where the intonation would go then lucky for you...
3). It's so easy to learn. Here is everything you need to know about: a). If there is an accent on a letter, the stress goes on that syllable. Ignore all other rules, the stress will always go where there is an accent e.g. 'camión', 'teléfono' b). If the word ends in a vowel (a,e,i,o,u), n or s, put emphasis on the second to last syllable e.g. 'entonces', 'baloncesto', 'joven' c). Otherwise, put the emphasis on the last syllable. e.g. 'pastel', 'celular'.
That's it. That's literally it. That's all I want you to know. Remember it. Use it. It's good. It's useful. Please.
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the-most-humble-blog · 22 days ago
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How Disney Turned Star Wars Into Boner Kryptonite: A Deep Dive Into the Feminist Force That Ruined the Galaxy
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“The Rise of Space Wokeness and the Fall of Male Dignity”
Let’s be real: Disney didn’t just buy Star Wars—they neutered it, slapped it with glitter, and handed the reins to writers who probably think the original trilogy is “problematic.” What used to be a testosterone-fueled space opera has devolved into a pastel-colored girl-brand where the Force is female, men are morons, and any trace of male empowerment has been sent to a galaxy far, far away.
And now, we have The Acolyte: a masterclass in how to make straight men everywhere vomit in their popcorn. Let’s talk about it.
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1. Lesbian Space Witches: “We Don’t Need Men, Except to Kill Them”
So, The Acolyte introduces us to the concept of “lesbian space witches,” because apparently Star Wars wasn’t edgy enough. These witches spend their screen time practicing dark magic, wielding the Force, and reminding us that men are the root of all galactic problems.
Disney didn’t just go for girl power—they went for girl annihilation. It’s like they sat down and said, “What’s the quickest way to alienate the OG fanbase? Oh, I know! Lesbian witches in space!”
It’s not that lesbians in space can’t work—it’s that these characters feel like someone’s feminist revenge fantasy brought to life. And when you pair it with the next atrocity, you get a franchise so off-brand it makes Ewok adventures look like cinematic genius.
2. The Acolyte and the Jedi Love Triangle of WTF
Let’s not forget the main storyline: a girl falls in love with a dude who MURDERED her entire Jedi shift. Like, brutally. I’m talking lightsabers and limbs flying everywhere. And instead of vengeance, she decides, “Yeah, he’s kind of hot, though.”
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Excuse me, what? Is this Star Wars or Twilight fan fiction? Who decided that the best way to tell a compelling Jedi story was with a romantic subplot pulled straight from the “toxic relationships are sexy” playbook? Oh, but wait, there’s more!
3. The Simp Jedi: Master Sol, King of the Weaklings
Master Sol deserves a whole section to himself. Here’s a guy who raised the main character like a daughter, only to be Force choked to death by her while he whispers, “It’s alright.”
IT’S ALRIGHT?! My guy WTF? She’s killing you, and your last words are basically, “You slay, bitch!”? This isn’t character depth; it’s a PSA for male submission. Master Sol’s entire existence is a Disney wet dream of what they think men should be: apologetic, weak, and ready to die for the sake of “female empowerment.”
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4. Harvey Weinstein’s Ex-Assistant: The Icing on the Shit Cake
Oh, and did I mention the show’s producer is Harvey Weinstein’s ex-personal assistant? Yes, because clearly someone with that kind of pedigree should be lecturing us about morality and misogyny.
The producer justified Master Sol’s death as “revenge against benign misogyny” and “a rite of passage for women to rebel against their fathers’ teachings.” Oh, cool, so Disney is now officially advocating patricide as a feminist milestone? Great message, guys. Let’s just skip lightsaber training and go straight to therapy.
Also, calling Master Sol’s behavior “benign misogyny” is laughable. Dude was the ultimate beta, and they still found a way to justify his death. What’s next? A Jedi knight getting canceled for mansplaining the Force?
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5. The Bigger Problem: Disney’s Galactic War on Men
Disney has turned Star Wars into a shiny platform for feminist rage. Every male character is either a doormat, a villain, or completely irrelevant. Meanwhile, the female characters are written like they came from a Tumblr blog circa 2014: overpowered, underdeveloped, and painfully preachy.
The original trilogy was about balance—light and dark, male and female. Now it’s just dark-sided feminism with a splash of rainbow marketing. Where’s the grit? The stakes? The fun? It’s all gone, replaced with space witches and feminist vengeance fantasies.
Final Thoughts
Disney has taken Star Wars from epic space battles to soap opera-level drama with a side of woke virtue-signaling. And The Acolyte is the pinnacle of this mess: a show designed to make men squirm, women cheer, and the original fanbase run for the hills.
Want more unapologetic takes on the madness of modern media? Follow The Most Humble Blog for brutally honest breakdowns and enough laughs to make up for whatever Disney does next. Because let’s face it—things can only get weirder from here.
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bleepbloops · 1 year ago
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Color of the fucking sky:
https://at.tumblr.com/heyytalia/702207663927443457/4moucegisaj6
Color Theory is tough:
https://at.tumblr.com/flightfoot/alex51324-trickster-archangel-musicalhell/3941romflzl8
I got your flower 🌸:
https://www.google.com/amp/s/bemusedlybespectacled.tumblr.com/post/62201556615/eviesrealitychangesdaily/amp
Those are his hooves bitch:
https://at.tumblr.com/amongie/whitegirlsaintshit-st3fan00-why-wayne-got/f6th2janr7bl
Bitch, that's the Tubby Custard Machine:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/breathdeepseekpeace-heritageposts/w9xkkronr9f6
The original Moronsexual:
https://www.tumblr.com/laoness/720282688280494080/im-proud-to-identify-as-morosexual-im-attracted?source=share
An important message to Markiplier:
https://www.tumblr.com/were--ralph/720778378417946624/this-is-an-important-message-that-needs-to-get-out?source=share
Fictional Birthday is still a birthday:
https://www.tumblr.com/ace-bestos/720934181962727424/djsangor-that-one-queer-poc-cub2-gothdrool?source=share
Everyone forgets that Disneyland Peter Pan was technically a tumblr sexy man once :
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/of-castles-and-converses-blurringtheliness/vu02h368b49h
The Werewolf boyfriend tale, that got heavely censured by tumblr:
https://at.tumblr.com/were--ralph/deepestfriendgoophero-wereralph-maxxayz/s2fpellxv1ip
Onceler kissy kiss:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/skullkid-kitty-taking-a-dr-suess-character-and/sb74ua1veqg2
John Cock diaries:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/fishingboatproceeds-nsfw-nsfw-nsfw-nsfw-nsfw/f19qrraqc5wb
The origins of Moon Moon:
https://at.tumblr.com/kitchikishangout/my-name-is-frickin-moon-moon-id-be-the-most/24mq3g30s02r
Boneghazi:
https://at.tumblr.com/nopathfollowed/thecapslockbrony-pastel-prouvaire-psa-tumblr/8vq706ncmair
The simple origins of the mishapocalypse:
https://at.tumblr.com/lokisleathersuit/on-april-fools-day-we-should-all-change-our-icons/s0z1lqq58xic
An amazing example of the mishapocalypse:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/chinotimelord-my-photo-misha-manipulation/9u2noo12cfxd
Sixpence and her child slaves:
https://at.tumblr.com/striffy1/i-dont-care-how-rich-your-family-is-why-are-you/k2k3qkumxuad
Cole very special and very smart social experiment:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/coletureconcept-so-my-goal-for-this-website-was/pmg02jav6jx7
Ohana means fandoms from the 2000's + 2010's:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/ohana-means-family/uqr5o5y1ht25
Dashcon, the origins:
https://at.tumblr.com/emmagrant01/dashcon-dashcon-is-proud-to-announce-that-our/ctbvpmeywlj0
Someone urinated in the ballpit:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/wingdingle-shutthedirk-attention-to-all/hsx2cxeeydpr
Secound century warlord: https://www.tumblr.com/inthefallofasparrow/728121144552587264?source=share
Horse Plinko:
https://at.tumblr.com/fruitsoftheweb/real-time-collisions/tk7zvwswr1hy
Fake Tumblr Story Time, "I ship it too":
https://at.tumblr.com/say-no-to-superwholock/one-time-i-knew-a-girl-who-wrote-an-entire-paper/f43gqbft8esp
Fake Tumblr Story Time 2, "Lord name in vain": https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/leraggadyman-thetomboywithheadphones/6xtjzu0hn8i0
Supernatural Tuesdays:
https://at.tumblr.com/kalesrebellion/holylulusworld-deanwanddamons-destiel745/alkvfe3vyh4h
Omegaverse origins and how supernatural is obviously at the center of it all:
https://at.tumblr.com/fantasticwhovian/709624984718475264/n7mf3entb438
Scaring away Yahoo (spoiler: didn't really work):
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/cass-has-fallen-duranieholdbacktherain/uhge5ma08jzs
The Knitter:
https://at.tumblr.com/dc-the-knitter/fernacular-lumeina-nightmareloki/acp8f3qzdpeo
Doctor Mal. Mal Practice:
https://www.tumblr.com/miseria-fortes-viros/720689726356701184/the-names-practice-mal-practice-nice-to-meet-you?source=share
Aging is not natural you idiots:
https://at.tumblr.com/omegaverse/710966630085214208/54pmu7becwm5
Boy colors vs girl colors (Homestuck):
https://at.tumblr.com/gaydhdstiles/710629406125735936/09axeoksazyj
2022 in a nutshell:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/goncharoffs-pscentral-event-10-best-of-2022/j92b3scexs2n
Misha came out as straight, so proud:
https://at.tumblr.com/fandoms-and-things/682545644032983040/2kjtp51a2b8f
The end of Superwholock:
https://at.tumblr.com/say-no-to-superwholocks/phantomrose96-agriff11-phantomrose96/nih5qtkycma0
A summary of 2013 on tumblr:
https://at.tumblr.com/wild-huntress/poopmotion-walrus-in-the-tardis/3n9ubgy6uxke
Just...Hetalia in general:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/bempie-ayame-the-derp-magpiehearts/gfpctkdo762c
The lost butt saga:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/absurd-person-singular-whatthehells-yourname/xe1pufs3c521
The origins of Oppa Homeless Style:
https://at.tumblr.com/heritageposts/the-sad-truth-about-oppa-homeless-style/rrbm2g2xyb4p
The origins of eeby deeby: https://at.tumblr.com/adulthoodisokay/so-basically-i-was-going-to-make-a-post-explaining/65kd1yc9s34z
Just...Goncharov masterpost:
https://at.tumblr.com/nohriantomatoes/701641657523781632/8jn46zs53ipf
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