I love how it's implied that milk is an alcohol in the Shrek universe. Puss in Boots was getting TRASHED in front of our very eyes. The Licker of Leche drank himself into jumping from a tower. Leche is DANGEROUS. Are there any anti-leche campaigns? Does a recording of the Fairy Godmother saying "remember to hold your friends back when leche is served during the holidays!!" exist somewhere or
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Prompt 13 - Almost Kiss
@wolfstarmicrofic May 13, word count 362
Merlin, he was drunk. Remus had had way too much alcohol. Marlene had been in charge of the witch's brew and it was so much more alcoholic than Remus had realised.
He blinked through the haze and found himself propped against a wall next to Sirius. He had no idea how he'd got there, but at a guess, James had probably put them there. His heart began pounding as he realised how close they were. Their thighs were squashed up against each other and their shoulders were brushing.
He turned his head and met Sirius’s eyes.
“Hi,” He said, the word slurry as it passed his lips.
“Hi,” Sirius grinned back, sounding just as slurry.
“You’re pretty,” Remus’s stupid mouth let slip. Sirius’s grin broadened.
“You’re pretty too.” His eyes seemed to be unfocused, but that could have been Remus’s. “No Moony, I really mean it.” Sirius professed, reaching out trying to take Remus’s hand, but ended up punching him in the arm before he found it. “You’re magic, Moony.” He whispered and leaned in.
Even in the state he was in, Remus knew what Sirius’s intentions were, and he couldn’t believe that finally, finally, it was going to happen.
Sirius was so close now, Remus could smell the firewhisky on his breath. He moved to close the gap. But just before they were about to kiss, Sirius’s eyes widened in horror.
“Moony, I’m going to be sick!” And he proceeded to empty the contents of his stomach right onto Remus’s lap.
“Eugh!” He exclaimed at the mess. Lily whipped past at that point and vanished everything, leaving Remus clean once more.
She stood in front of them with her hands on her hips and said to them in her best stern head girl voice.
“Bed, both of you.” They didn’t argue. Remus pulled Sirius to his feet and Sirius wrapped his arms around Remus as they ascended the stairs. They both ended up in the same bed, too drunk and too tired to continue what almost happened downstairs. Instead, they just fell asleep and didn't notice when the other Marauders entered the room and crashed about trying to find their beds.
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marauder valentines day but it's sirius and remus going on a date in the forest and inviting james and peter along because why wouldn't they? euphemia made veg kabab and muffins so they're having a picnic. sirius and james try to climb trees higher than each other and throw sticks at each other. sirius and remus make out whilst james and peter play football. james shows them his poems he wrote for lily. they make him swear to never show her because they're so shit. peter is wearing his collar popped to cover a hickey which they end up seeing and lose their shit over. they get high and sirius and remus make out more whilst peter and james argue over the existence of aliens (they're both arguing aliens are real but don't realise that)
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