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I like how Gwen thought that if the horrors are with aristocratic origins then they are more appropriate then Mr Bonzo. Surely lady Mowbray can't be that bad, she's a Lady!

Something something, fear of the working class, something something, elitism.

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I'm not gonna bother making a design for Lady Mowbray. It's Queen Elizabeth with a rifle. That's it.

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dichotomy of man

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If by this point you don't believe Celia is the same TMA universe Celia her meeting with Lady Mowbray cemented she is, because that was the most "seasoned Magnus Achives character meets an avatar" interaction we've had in a while:

ask her if you can do something for her just to make sure she scrams

don't give your name when trying to be tricked into saying it

ignore her creepy sniffing and vauge remarks

don't interact needlessly

don't play into her narrative

don't get caught on the stupid pun at the end

Godspeed Celia, you beautiful creature, if anybody is equipped to live till the end it's you.

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really looking forward to the elias reveal in protocol where he shows up the office and alice comes to the horrible realisation that her weed dealer is related to gwen

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lmao so we can agree that this sign is up in the OIAR office right

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sorry i'm going to have to call you back i just remembered jon "i refuse to become another goddamn mystery" sims' status is currently unknown presumed dead

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Fifteen likes and i will twinkify him

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SAMAMA KHALID YOU ARE SO REAL for being an overachieving gifted kid and getting hung up on the first people who rejected you. You are so unbelievably real for that

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Hi, I’m sorry

But there are easier ways to break into a club

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“Slowly, awfully slowly, it raised its head, tilting it coquettishly to one side. Then the seams across its face split, revealing its gaping maw filled with even larger, sharper teeth. And it boomed playfully: “Bonzo? Bonzo Bonzo?”” - MAGP ep.11 🦷🦷

I despise this wretched beaſt, but I have to admit he has the range 🍽️ 🎀

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did you want me to leave the man nippleless?

the thought of them living in a house together is just extremely funny to me so have some doodles

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« He tilted his head coquettishly »

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me n bonzo

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I love being a tma fan. I love trash talking the dark for being such a simple lame-ass entity, knowing I've suffered from a lifelong fear of the dark. I thinks it's therapeutic.

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More eye halo plus give him a friend!!!