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The simplest tasks (cleaning day)
Lets take a moment to appreciate what day it is
That day of week is here again
Unless the week is quite eventful or it is spring
In which case we are spring cleanin
I'm pretty sure that all of these are things i need to do
but i don't want to when procrastination on the move
Its just a build up list of all my chores and little jobs
By noon i should have nothing more
Than just mopping up the living room floor
No longer cleaning out the cabinet shelves
Just the pantry and some dishes and flasks
I had some things upon my list but i am crossing out the simplest tasks
Dont need a break just clean
Dont ne- (do you need a minute?)
Dont need a break just clean and scrub until the bathroom shines
And maybe we can shine as well
I need a shower
I need a shower
I am more aware of the dirt in my house than anywhere else
And yeah
I am so busy when it does come up, this cleaning day
But it never leaves my mind
Cause the list of chores are building up every day
it grows until there's so much more
Than just mopping up the living room floor
No longer cleaning out the cabinet shelves
Just the pantry and some dishes and flasks
I had some things upon my list but i
I am not sure where i should start
The laundry, dishes, pantry, shelf, or garage
As far as im aware, its gonna fill my day
Gonna fill my day
I think its all i'm gonna do today, alright
This dryer is filled with the laundry of
All the pieces i have ever washed
Wise men clean on days no one else is
While the rest of us settle for what we got
This dryer is filled with the laundry of
All the pieces i have ever washed
Wise men clean on days no one else is
While the rest of us settle for what we got
Oh, This dryer is filled with the laundry of
All the pieces i have ever washed
Wise men clean on days no one else is
(While the rest of us settle for what we got)
The rest of us settle for what we got
#thoughts#the narcissist cookbook#the narcissist cookbook the simplest words#the narcissist cookbook parody#parody#cleaning#this came to me when i had the song stuck in my head#i was on call while moving my laundry from the washer to the dryer#found the line “this dryer is filled with the pieces of all the laundry i have ever washed”#later changed the words around#then sat down and started cooking#parody recipe#tnc#the simplest words#song
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Pucca and Garu "sign" chat
I've been binge watching Pucca: Love Recipe before it left Netflix US at the end of June, after that, I watched Adventure Time, then I got the idea of a scene from the episode "Shh!".
Here's the clip from that episode
#pucca#pucca funny love#pucca love recipe#digital art#my art#pucca fanart#garu#pucca x garu#pucca loves garu#adventure time#fan comic#parody#pucca garu
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u look like a guy who can make good bbq ribs. drop the recipe
Beef ribs Recipe
-20g Salt -20g Whole Black pepper -20g Onion Powder -Ribs, 300g for single portion Grind Salt and Black pepper together, mix in onion powder, Rub it on the ribs Warp your ribs in aluminium foil, put in the Oven for 2 hours at around 130-150C Take the ribs out and let it rest for an hour
If you got a smoker then I'd personally use Oak for better smokey flavor. You'd want to smoke it for 3 hours while flipping every 30 minutes or so before putting it in the oven. Happy?
#phighting!#phighting parody#phighting zuka#bzuka#//guys im sorry i got way to autistic here#like i actually researched stuff#i knew how to make em just not the smoking part#im too poor for a smoker#i like ribs tho#man im HUNGRY#if any one of you tries this recipe ill actually pay you guys/hj
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hey don't cry. two grams of ground weed, rolling papers and a little cardboard tip. roll it up. now you have a joint. should be a big fatty too. smoke it. you'll be okay :)
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one day i might actually write an essay on russells relationship with masculinity and (over-)performing masculinity in his search for his own identity during the 90s till about the mid zeroes
#text#i am not actually too serious about this but at the same time a happy student when it comes to russell#as a kid he self-describes himself as shy and there are some people from that era who agree with that#but at the same time he had a bit of a troublemaker image#which he hated because nobody took him serious when it came to things he cared about (english and history)#then i think he found comfort in performing somehow#i believe that there is a branch of actors who might not even be too confident#but who excel in controlled environments#because ESPECIALLY 90s russell was just... a bit of a bundle or nerves#just watch any interview with him and his body language#he is constantly fidgeting and sitting different etc#and he played so many roles that he put himself into to the max#and where he would visit gay clubs for or would walk around like a skinhead to understand peoples reaction#that i think it is easy to also start to live from performance to performance rather than to really figure out yourself#and that is the recipe that in 99/00/01 etc blossomed into Very Masculine russell in what looks at an attempt at figuring out himself#and also creating a very non hollywood image by wearing things either from south sydney or the toronto maple leafs etc#it is as if he created an over the top parody of all the elements of his life#especially after gladiator#with a motorbike and a specific type of clothes and rowdy behaviour#and then that kind of continued to be unstable until the late 00s where he seems to have figured it out for himself#and now he just seems. fine.#he doesnt see himself as hyper masculine but more the opposite (the whole i wear make up for a living and poetry thing)#which is a very.... Morrissey way of seeing yourself as not typically masculine but i take it from him lol#and he has reconnected with his kiwi roots#he takes pride of his hobbies and happily tweets about it#he is still prickly about hollywood but that is just his authentic self#anyway consider these notes in the margins etc etc
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garlic sandwhich recipe
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hey beaver truthers, your pal bb here. so recently i found myself in a very odd situation, one which im sure you read about in my previous post. now upon a lot of other things that i detailed earlier, im sure yall remember my odd sudden appearance in the beaver dam diner, and the bizarre concoction that i recalled eating. now, i know a garlic sandwhich SOUNDS like a disgusting wet dream of wario’s, but surprisingly, i found out that the thing was actually pretty damn tasty. when I went back for dinner, i asked the chef how they managed to make my innane request both edible and delicious. here is the recipe for those who asked:
ingredience:
garlic confit:
-1.5 cups or more of olive or grapeseed oil
-3 heads of garlic
-salt and pepper
-fresh basil leaves
-bay leaves
-tyme
-any other spices or seasonings you want (optional)
sandwhich:
-two pieces of bread, toasted
-cream cheese
-basil leaves
-salt
ok so what youre gonna wanna do for the garlic thing is get a big deep saucepan, and fill that bad boy up with the oil. then put in all of your garlic, out of the skin and whatnot, and the herbs and the spices you want. then comes the long part, put the whole saucepan in the oven for like roughly 200 hundred degrees for 2 hours or more. you’re looking for a golden brown. when you take it out you would be able to smush it easily with a fork, that’s how you’ll know you have the right consistency. this part obviously takes a while, so it’s easy to just prep this ahead of time if need be. that’s what they do in the kitchen, anyways. it can last up to 2 weeks in the fridge.
last and best part is this is the sandwhich itself. put a generous amount of cream cheese onto your toast slices, and then sprinkle it with dried basil leaves (or fresh, if you have it) and salt. crush about 3-5 cloves of garlic onto on of the pieces. you can add more to the sandwhich if ya want, i bet a slice of tomato or something would do nicely, but don’t overdue it because the garlic is a very strong undertone. put the pieces of toast together, cut down the middle, and boom! garlic sandwich! i highly recommend this recipe despite how it sounds. you’re gonna have to do what you do a lot in this blog and just trust my word for it. seriously a 10/10 savoury sandwich, very rich. give it a go sometime
anyway, that’s all for today, expect regular posts sometime soon. have a good one, and stay skeptic out there
-bb
#MotW#the player here. Just wanted to let it be known that this is a parody blog made my character in a MotW campaign#motw campaign#motw rpg#motw oc#motw ttrpg#recipe#trust me#its good
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Italy. Naples. 1974.
The summer had been hotter than any I remembered, with a heavy helping of tropical storms, more’n usual. And the weather wasn’t the only thing that was turbulent that year.
Tensions had been running high for a while between the Morettis and the Carusos. The area had its fair sure of law enforcemen and whatnot to be sure, but everyone knew it was those two families who ran the show. Their mob affiliations were the worst kept secret around town.
Most of the local police were either too used to it, too corrupt, or too apathetic to do anything about it. Each faction conducted their business, the police stayed in their lane and everyone tried not to get in anybody else’s way. I guess there was some sort of equilibrium that had been struck, a peace of a kind. But that peace, boy was it fragile, and soon enough the chips in that glass turned to cracks.
It all to came to a head on August 5th of that year, one of those tropical storms I mentioned tearing up the joint, and hell, it wasn’t the only one. That night the two families opened fire at each other, out in the street and plain to see for anyone. Members on both sides died, not to mention the innocents who got caught in the crossfire. A massacre. No other word for it, a massacre, that’s what it was.
I was a young cop at the time, a rookie through and through. Up until then my most impressive collars had been shoplifters, loitering teens and the odd mugger here and there, if I was lucky. I was torn in a way; sure, I wanted bigger cases to prove my worth but this was the mob for Pete’s sake. I hadn’t tangled with anything remotely like this before. Still, I figured they’d brought me in for a reason. Maybe someone high up saw potential in me. Didn’t want to let ‘em down.
I remember it like yesterday. I was sat in a small café, overlooking the harbour, going over the notes for the case, the intricate complexities, the inter-family politics, wrapping my head around what had happened and what we could do about it. I don’t usually order desert at those kinda places, but hell, there were a lot of files to look at so I thought I may as well, give myself some more time to mull it all over.
That’s when it all clicked. That first mouthful of tiramisu. Not only was it a much needed moment of levity in a time of darkness and death, but it also reawakened a childhood passion of mine. A passion that burned far brighter than my love of detective work, a passion for honest baking. From that moment on I knew I was in the wrong line of work. I switched careers, traded in the badge for the apron, and lived happily and peacefully ever since.
All thanks to that one bite of tiramisu.
For this recipe you will need:
400ml double cream
250f mascarpone
75ml marsala
5 tbsp golden caster sugar
300ml coffee…
#writing#online recipes#online recipe#recipe#resippy#tiramisu#Naples#Italy#Goncharov#creative writing#short writing#parody#pastiche#tiramisu recipe#shitpost#meme#online recipes be like
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Chapter 7 Page 4
Despite how that looked, it didn't hurt Peter much. He is a Saturn Mutant meaning he has titan worthy strength. That and he's dealt with traumatized people before, so he knows how to deal with them.
See the next page here: https://cupcakewarmachine.thecomicseries.com/
#art#artwork#support comics#artists on tumblr#comic#comics#webcomic#webcomics#graphic novel#Cupcake War Machine#cupcake#cake#cookie#food#anime#satire#parody#recipes#baking#tournament#challenge#competition#comedy#drama#family#love#android#alien#mutant#warrick
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i inmediately thought "soup" because i've been burdened by a similar cross myself
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wh. wha t was the gangnam style baby an ad for
I went to the trouble of downloading this so you wouldnt get spoiled by the youtube video title
#the fact that the baby's singing a soup parody of a spanish song is the cherry on top#or the chicken on the soup#this ad is so absurd#dancing baby aside#at the end the mom comes back from work and she's like#'did he like the New Gallina Blanca Soup?'#and the dad is scarred and he's like#'... he loved it!'#the fact that the mom is so insistent on calling it 'Gallina Blanca Soup Now With New Improved Recipe' too#i legit can't remember the og song besides 'toda toda toda te necesito toda'#because i just go 'sopa gallina blanca~ sopaaa~'#misc#Youtube
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Dinner’s at 8: 😉
#foodporn
#histhoughtslately#htl#cooking#foodporn#foodie#food#me#mine#my photos#chicken#dinner#love#funny#laughter#parody#fifty shades of grey#fifty shades of chicken#reading#writing community#books#recipes#healthy lifestyle#lit#literature#home cooking#hungry#dinner party#evening#let’s eat#funny post
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small psa : the marble hornets cheesecake joke was never about fat shaming Tim.
for those who don't know, the joke originally came from a youtube video called "cooking with totheark", a parody video where all the codes in the video translated to a recipe for a key lime pie. somewhere along the way it got mistranslated to cheesecake, and somehow the fandom came up with the idea that it was to fat shame Tim.
it was infact not! btw watch "cooking with totheark" I laughed annoyingly loud at it.
#creepypasta#proxies#proxy#slender proxy#slenderman#slenderverse#creepypasta family#creepypasta fandom#creepypasta proxy#slenderverse fandom#marble hornets brian#brian marble hornets#marble hornets#tim marble hornets#tim masky#tim sutton#tim wright#timothy wright#mh brian thomas#brian thomas#mh brian#brian mh#mh fandom#mh tim wright#mh jay merrick#jay merrick#jay marble hornets#jay mh#skully marble hornets#skully mh
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keep developing Blindos concept
more info and thoughts under the cut
1 pic. hands are obviously the most important instrument of interaction of Belos with the outside world. Hunter had watched his uncle long enough to realize that even without eyesight, Belos could still function properly. he knows all the basic recipes for the potions he needs by heart, and if he needs to subtract something from the book, then he asks Hunter or the Collector. Belos knows where what thing he has, measures the right amount of raw materials with medical accuracy, and he has no problems even with drawing glyphs, because he prepared stencils for himself in advance and developed kind of his own Braille alphabet
2,3 pics. every self-respecting artist should at least once in their life make a parody of art from the Vocaloid song "ECHO"
4 pic. if in the original series Belos allowed himself to fool around during the battle with Luz, then in this AU the chances between them are about the same, and the fight is more tense because of that. Belos would use hearing and magic to figure out Luz’s location and Luz would have to do everything possible to prevent Belos from hearing her.
5. oof
also hey you found a sketch
#the owl house#toh#belos#emperor belos#toh hunter#toh luz#luz#luz noceda#blind belos au#my art#my sketches
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New recipe and Cookbook Enabler up for EA! I was able to figure out the recipes, and can make them again! I didn't even cry this time! ^^; Ahem, this is Carne Asada Fries! It comes with single plate and party-size servings, custom plate, and a mini-matching clutter set! All the pictures can be found HERE in the preview post! The cookbook recipe enabler has been remade, remeshed, completely retextured. It comes with 4 swatches, each one a simlish parody of a vintage cookbook.
It is needed for any recipe of ours to be usable in-game. Please download it and read about the changes HERE.
As always all our text was made with the awesome fonts from Franzillasims!
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#sims 4 cc#sims 4 maxis match#sims 4 creator#the sims cc#sims 4 mods#maxis match#sims 4 clutter#simblr#ts4 simblr#Ts4#ts4 cc#ts4cc#the sims 4#sims 4#ts4ccmm#ts4ccfinds#ts4 cc download#s4 custom content#the sims 4 custom content#maxismatch#sims4food#ts4 food#ts4 custom recipes#ts4 custom content#ts4 custom food#ts4 custom objects
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A parody of the Cake recipe poster, had a lot of fun with textured brushes :3 Yeah, it's meant to be a Curly cookie. He even has hair made out of icing gelatin
Jimmy took responsibility for making cookies for his crew. Well, this doesn't seems right...
Anyway!
#Yammers :3#Textures are so fun BUT I will stay with my single ink pen lmao#curly mouthwashing#jimmy mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing
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he's having a rough time, lets hope he can figure out that recipe soon [two 3D renders of minecraft based on yogscast parodies]
#screw the nether#how do i craft this again#inthelittlewood#martyn inthelittlewood#martyn itlw#inthelittewood fanart#yogscast#yogs#yogscast fanart#honeydew#xephos#lividcoffee#nanosounds#sparkle5#minecraft#minecraft fanart#blender#blender3d#3d art#my art
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