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[stitchandani]

Doverstar These guys should be posing for a picture, but Page won't stop reading. Quick doodle!

[fingertipsmp3]

Maybe I did this to myself but it does irk me when people see me knitting and they ask who it’s for and I say it’s for me and the immediate reaction is “you should sell it” yeah… let me spend at least a week’s worth of my free time making an item I like, want, and would wear just to sell it on etsy, making at most a £2 profit on materials and not being compensated for my time whatsoever 👍🏻

[take-my-soul-if]

started scene 1, first choices coming up 💪

[malcolmreeds]

me: wow my favourite character queequeg didnt die in the chapter named 'queequeg in his coffin'! herman melville is such a troll, what a scamp!

herman melville knowing hes going to kill Everyone in the last couple pages of the book:

[tushanfoxspirit]

For the occasion of The Chinese New Year, The author drew this cute & sweet cover page💞💞💞💞

《The Legend Of The White Snake》

[jewish-joy]

When the assigned reading from my converting rabbi for the month is to read the entire Torah

[arcanesea]

letters

PAIRING: lee seokmin x reader GENRE: established relationship, fluff WC: 620 WARNINGS: none

When you said you like letters better than flowers, it never crossed your mind that you would receive long paragraphs of text literally every day from Seokmin.

He still gets you flowers every few weeks, freshens up your window, and gives new color to your room. But he loves writing for you. He would spend some time before bed writing in your chat room, telling you everything.

"Did you receive it?" Seokmin asked when both of you meet during the weekend. His eyes shine with expectations that you soon snuff out by looking confused and saying no.

"Oh no..." Seokmin said. his face fell as he realized that you might never get it, that he might have messed it up in the process. After all, it's his first time sending letters through the post office, with stamps and all. Your heart sank when he told you.

"It's fine, don't worry. I remember everything... I'll just write another one and give it to you tomorrow." He reassured.

You went home in the evening, yanking the post box open, and found nothing. Motivated by the letter's content, you went to the post office, talking to the staff, trying to find your missing letter. When one of them digs through the pile of letters, you feel a spark of hope.

You went home immediately after receiving the letter with a golden retriever stamp. In it was the handwriting you recognize well. A two-page handwritten letter that makes your heart tinge with warmth.

I hope this reaches you, the first line read. I can't believe people used to do this back in the day to talk to each other. I don't think I can handle anticipating a reply.

You know, I always love writing letters. Especially for you. However, I find it difficult to put everything into words. But mostly, I find it difficult to explain my feelings when you're around. You make me the happiest in the world, and I love that you always reassure me that I make you feel the same way.

ever since I met you, I think I understand love better. I have more courage to love, because you, my adventurer, deserve the daring love. One that's not afraid to take consequences if it means proving you how loved you are. The good consequences.

But you also deserve the soft love, the pat on the head when days get tough, and the rub on the back when the world gets too cruel. I know just how to fix that with words, and I always love sending them to you because I know you captured them and keep a folder filled with soft words, and good words.

Aside from that, you also deserve guiltless love, the I love yous in the middle of the day just because, the I love yous in between activities because of how easy it was to love you.

And it was easy to love you. If you ever doubted that it was the other way around, I'm telling you; it was easy to love you. It was as easy as breathing, as blinking, as picking up my favorite snack in the convenience store, as reading my favorite book, as singing the lyrics to my favorite songs. by now, loving you is like a muscle memory.

You put the letter in your chest, inhaling sharply as you try to not cry. Seokmin has a way with words, that's for sure, and with him, you don't feel you're saying too much because he would say equally as much. Your world is crowded with his words, words that never stop making you smile.

I love you my star. Don't doubt that for a second.

You would never dare.

a/n. i think i teared up a bit while writing this. bcs as much as this is something he would write, i think i wrote this while thinking of him too. it is, indeed, easy to love him.

[the-exiled-comic]

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[runaeveena]

Your dashboard if you were in a d&d fantasy world still involved in fictional erotica discourse part 2

⛰️ berenicesblade Follow

now that the new Mountain Angel volume has come out can we please tag spoilers, some of us are still waiting for our pigeon mail

🦚 faeynadaughter Follow

you can access the volume in full on TomePlane!

🎭 bardcampistrash Follow

until TomePlane acknowledges that its interplanar storage is made possible by binding aboleths to the plane and killing them then we are going to continue not using that platform, thanks

🦚 faeynadaughter Follow

aboleths killed my cousin who was a royal cleric. ill never understand why theres a whole movement to protect abyssal creatures when theyve caused so much damage to our kingdoms. and disliking a pocket dimension which provides thousands of people access to books? your attitude reeks of anti literaturism and mal-aligned virtue signaling and im not sure which is worse

🫒 tenthday237 Follow

Aliizya gets pregnant on page 62

⛰️ berenicesblade Follow

banished

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🏰 finchtruther Follow

okay but the way that faelor finch writes every song that perfectly fits pennbiel liiike its giving closet fangirl

🧭 waywardwarlock

seriouslyy!! like what else is "give me your unmarked hand / in the shadowfell we won't be a secret" supposed to be about if not pennipher and corabiel

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🌫️ cloudgiant-snailboy Follow

yall please dont fill up the unseen servant tag with your super fucking weird smut posts im just looking for tips on how to find my unseen servant

🪡 scç-writer

the search function on tomeblr does need to be updated but we dont have to kinkshame :)

🌫️ cloudgiant-snailboy Follow

the site is being overrun by virgin degenerates

🍯 treebarkhookhandwagondoor

sounds like you need Wilam the Wizard with Wandering Hands to help you summon the unseen stick in your ass

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🗝️ crypt-princess Follow

so whose going to be the first to commission a painting of that scene with Aliizya and the beholder 👀

🍎 bloodmaledickening Follow

i already asked my local artisan he said he's gotten two other commissions for the same scene lmao

🐁 softbarbarian

girl i commissioned a tapestry

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🕯️ andersfirelight Follow

friendly reminder that devil deals are a real thing that a lot of people fall victim too and that demons are malicious and do destroy peoples lives if theyre not careful so please be careful when consuming works like Hellionfinity which romanticizes devil deals and fiendish soul contracts

🌾entangled-farmer Follow

imo any work of fiction that involves a romance between any type of fiend is not just problematic but harmful

🕯️ andersfirelight Follow

i used to be indifferent to books that had devil romance interests because like thats their whole thing theyre seducing people to get their souls and the mc overcomes it, but reading through the replies i see that Hellionfinity actually ends with the devil character as the main romantic lead which is super problematic in terms of power imbalance and the fact that he has a redemption arc is so out of touch especially since our military is finally recovering from the azgurian assault

🧚🏻‍♂️arms-of-faelor

helliofinity also has a scene where the main character uses a soul coin that an imprisoned mortal gave him and he uses it to bring the devil out of avernus so he doesnt fully die and no one in the book mentions it or talks about how messed up it is to use soul coins and we never see the now bound to hell prisoner ever again

🕯️ andersfirelight Follow

hellionfinity officially cancelled on my end!

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☘️ celest-ial Follow

moment of silence for all the customers waiting on drink orders while the tavern wench gets her back blown out by a new guy every night ✊😔

🦁 king-killa Follow

the gods work hard but Girthy Gladys gets worked harder

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🎲 beholdersbeholdingme

paladin and warlock romances are OUT! cleric and necromancer romances are IN!

🪭 royalcoinpurse Follow

the only thing a cleric should do to a necromancer is beat him to death so she can revive him and kill him again

🎲 beholdersbeholdingme

❇️ arch-dryad Follow

i think we need to analyze why we're so quick to place women in categories of devious seductress or healer in romance novels as if that hasnt been the pervasive trope that holds magic-touched women back in our actual society

🍯 treebarkhookhandwagondoor

why do you assume these fictional tropes are mf couples only? can a gay cleric not beat his gay necromancer boyfriend to death?

🎲 beholdersbeholdingme

and off! beat him off cmon guys

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🧀 weremouse Follow

yall ever be talking or whatnot and feel like no one understands you

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ᛄᚠ ᛡᚢ ᚳᚪᚾ ᚱᛁᛞ ᚦᛄᛋ ᛡᚢ ᚺᚪᚠ ᛏᚢ ᚱᛁᛒᛚᚪᚷ ᚦᛄᛋ

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say that shit fr (<- looking around clueless)

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ᛋᛁᚱᛁᚪᛋᛚᛁ

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🌠 crownofstars

remember when that person made a call out post for the author of ilairepeler for using a ghost writer and it turned out the author was an actual ghost. writing. like a literal ghost writer. like.

🍄gnomestool Follow

arent you the dwarf that fucked a slaad

🌠 crownofstars

how would you like to become a ghost so you can write more witty comments like this for eternity

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[seethals]

620 gifs of madelaine petsch in the strangers: chapter one — the gifs can be accessed through the source link. all usage rules can be found on the gif pages themselves and all i ask is that they're respected. please like and reblog if you found these useful!

content warnings:  kissing, alcohol, smoking, distress, violence, blood, weapons.

[porschas-palette]

Shadow and Maria Collage/painting

Inspired by the amazing Dark Beginnings series on YouTube

(I tried scanning this on my printer, mixed results though, it's not as vibrant as I hoped it be, but it is flat so thats good lol)

Sketchbook version:

Process and pointing out details bellow :D

I started with a little cute idea of shadow watching the Aroura Borialis in a field of lilies, seemingly alone but the ghost of Maria is watching with him aww (similar to the dark beginnings episodes). I didn't really know what to do with this drawing after I finished it though...

And then it hit me...boom...a collage idea. So I made a digital sketch in ibis paint

First draft vs final idea ^^

Sketch (into the A5 collage book)

Fun fact: I added pages from Gerald Robotnik's journal, specifically entry #589 (which is about Maria) and entry #620 (which is about how Maria gave the name Project Shadow a new meaning "A shadow can show you where to find the light"). Both entries reflect the characters very nicely and I love that detail 😌✨️

Painting (I frickin love the Aroura Borialis, also THE MOON peak, I loved every second of painting this whole thing!)

Added darker blue shading to the pencil drawing and added the lilies on top. I drew some lilies on paper then traced over them in coloured pencil with a light box

Then I cut up the drawing to look like shattard glass...or a broken record...MUHAHAHAHHA SONIC MOVIE 3 REF PERHAPS? Anyways that was also done with a sketch and the lightbox to help as a guide (I don't have photos of the process but I took photos of the guide sketches)

Thats all, thanks for looking and reading the whole thing :D

Inspo:

I'm very normal about this 3 episode short series on YouTube and the SxS Generations game in general RAAAAAAA

Edit: turns out this is my 50th post, lmao that seems fitting

Anyways, I'm gonna listen to this on repeat (BEST CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR THE SONIC COMMUNITY EVER WAS RELEASING THIS SONG IN FULL)

[stitchandani]

Ohana can locate Chopsuey using Page, even if Page has never seen Chopsuey! She can determine his location by simply locating any renegade cousin, such as Bonnie or Clyde etc! And since all renegade experiments go before the page, there will be no problems with this at all. Also, it won't be difficult for them to find any kidnapped cousin like Blandzilla or El Fin!

Doverstar Stop, please! We have this well in hand. We do not need help or suggestions. :)

[suchine-toki]

Thoughts about gintsu in the Silver Soul arc

The other day I saw someone talk about how Sorachi neglected gintsu after the Love Potion arc so here's my two cents (spoilers ahead):

Short answer: Yesn't

Long answer:

The argument was that Sorachi just dropped the ball on Gintoki and Tsukuyo's relationship that he started writing since… her introduction. And I'm not gonna pretend that LP wasn't the last arc that gave them a ton of development. But I think we've to look at it within the series' context.

Love Potion was the 62th arc of Gintama, spanning chapters 492-496. It was the second to last arc before Shogun Assassination, that began in lesson 502. This meant that it was something Sorachi felt he'd to do before he reached the point of no return. In other words, before the end, he'd to develop the relationship between Gintoki and Tsukuyo and give them some sort of resolution.

Said resolution can be interpreted in two ways. Essentially, something could happen in the future, or nothing would ever happen between them. Nada. But that's not the point of this. OR IS IT??

After that, Sorachi had to address major plot points throughout the next three arcs. Gintoki and Takasugi's fight, the Shogun's death, the Shinsengumi disbanding, Utsuro's rise as the final villain, Kagura and Kamui's showdown, the reunion of the Joui 4...

All of these things were crucial to the plot, but took a long time to unfold. Finally, when Tsukuyo reappeared in Silver Soul arc, a lot of time had passed (lesson 620, over a hundred chapters later). And the first thing Sorachi chooses to do is to have her help Gintoki and make a sex joke. Ok, nothing new in this manga, I guess.

But what was surprising was this one heavy panel that people wouldn't stop talking about at the time, because it really left no room for interpretation. Yes, it was Hinowa who said it, but, again, this was written by someone, and that someone didn't intend this to be a light tease.

Sorachi had no need to do so if he'd already closed the door on future possibilities between them and we already knew she'd feelings for him. And yet, he dedicated several pages to showing the struggle she'd with leaving Yoshiwara to go help Gintoki and the rest of her friends in Kabukicho.

In LP she realized she was in love, but she still felt embarrassed and stupid because of it, and Kyuubei had to tell her hey, it's ok. Throughout the series, although Tsukuyo loves Gintoki, she often needed reasons to be with him. Sometimes it was because of her duty as Yoshiwara's guardian, sometimes because she's with her girl friends, sometimes even Hinowa created these reasons. But this chapter addresses how dumb it is. In LP arc, Gintoki was around just because.

In other words, at this point, Sorachi continued to develop their relationship, even after that arc. But did something else happen?

Well, after a while, when Gintoki was resting peacefully on his futon, Sorachi has Tsukuyo conveniently trip over a damn bottle containing alcohol right next to the guy, all during a dialogue explaining how in times of power outages and such, the population increases. So the joke here was that they would fuck and Gintoki would get her pregnant like heyooo? (ch. 628).

But that would be it? Their last moment being a high-caliber sex joke before the end of the manga?

The thing is... the manga didn't end there lol it lasted about 70 more chapters. Here Sorachi once again needed to address some loose plot ends before finishing the series that took priority, like Gintoki and Takasugi's bond and what would happen with Shouyo/Utsuro.

We might think that there're no loose ends between Gintoki and Tsukuyo anymore. We already know she's in love with him, so why bother?

HOWEVER Sorachi once again decided to hit us with something (and quite sappy this time, in a good way)...

When they meet again, there's a flashback in which Gintoki leaves and Hinowa asks Tsukuyo why she didn't follow him (ch. 686). She replies that she decided to stay because yes, she has a duty, but the main reason was to tell him what had happened in his absence... LITERALLY THERE WAS NO NEED FOR IT TO BE SO CHEESY, but then again Sorachi wanted us to know what Tsukuyo had gone through and he wanted Gintoki to hear it too.

This is another way to show how real and deep her love is and how she understands what Gintoki is going through on a fundamental level. Sorachi wanted to show how Tsukuyo knows that Gintoki needed to embark on his journey alone, otherwise he wouldn't have disbanded the Yorozuya. She knows that it's important to him that someone be there and update him on what has happened, so that he feels connected to everyone again. And Sorachi chose that someone to be Tsukuyo, making explicit how she's an anchor for Gintoki here.

This time it wasn't because she needed a big reason or because she felt stupid, it was her own decision, which is huuuge for her and what could happen.

So now that she knows for sure he's in Edo, she's going to help him with everyone else. There's also the idea of endings and new beginnings that Tsukuyo talks about, which could also apply to her dynamic with Gintoki, but that's a talk for another day.

The last thing to mention is when they're at the terminal and Sacchan teases Tsukuyo about the man she loves... You know, the woman who's been stalking Gintoki since the beginning... And it's really dumb, because everyone is saying these heartfelt lines, talking about how they want to reach him, how they want to help him... and Sorachi, instead of having Sacchan tell a dirty joke about herself, like she always does, has her say something about how Tsukuyo should fuck Gintoki, or vice versa, does it matter at this point? (ch. 699).

And it's not just a sex joke as before. Contrary to the sentiment expressed in lesson 620, here Tsukuyo intends to go on living and see Gintoki again, which is something said by herself.

From what I can tell, Sorachi wanted to keep giving their relationship some form of development right up until the end. Even after committing to an open ending, the fact that he kept their dynamic in mind, even with limited interactions, just to push it forward in some way is honestly kinda sweet, ngl.

Tsukuyo isn't a character Sorachi uses a lot, probably because she's not as available as the rest of the cast living in or near Kabukicho. And yet, almost every time she appears, he develops the bond that Gintoki has with her. You can tell that some scenes, heck, even some lines, are quite deliberate to be read romantically.

If anything, we could say that the real problem was that we didn't get much from Gintoki in the last stretch, which I think could be attributed to both the in-universe context of the series and the time constraints and difficulties Sorachi faced in finishing Gintama.

(Sorry this ended up being so much longer that I intended lol.)

TL;DR: It's not that he forgot, Sorachi just had bigger priorities. In any case, he still threw in scenes JUST to show how he didn't forget and develop their relationship a little more.

[lupine-trees]

until we see the sun.

[ the boys are on a mysterious magical mission. inspired by the @drarrymicrofic january song prompt: “running wild” by jin ]

drarry | word count: ~620 | rating: t

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The ley line had led them due east. The signatures had seemed coastal, initially, but the readings had gone sideways once they landed, the dowsing compass spinning frenetically until they began walking inland. Then, once they were facing toward Inverness, it steadied. Stopped, still.

Most of the night was gone, and they’d tracked the seam, taking the odd measurement, walking in companionable and focused quiet.

“You think the rift will stabilize if we find the center?” Harry had asked, softly, trying to hush the uncertainty.

Draco, knelt down in the dark of the field, caught in the ring of Harry’s lumos, brushed his fingers across the map in their field guide. Three anchor points were marked on the page. Three of what they assumed were seven altogether.

“Suppose we’ll find out,” he answered, snapping the guide closed, pulling the end of his wand from the soil.

“Scripturam mementus,” he’d whispered, and Harry had imagined the fine scrawl of his handwriting unfolding inside the book’s bindings, careful notes and geologic data settling onto paper.

The terrain was rough, and it had been foolish, ultimately, not to pack their port-a-brooms. They hadn’t expected, though, to be so far off-mark.

Over the last 12 hours, Harry supposed they’d managed to cover nearly 40 kilometers. Which wasn’t bad, considering the dark and the frequent stops for sampling, the picking their way carefully through unmarked highland. It was slow going, and who knew how long until they reached where the compass was guiding them?

They stood at the crest of one of the foothills of Aonach Buidhe, passing the charmed canteen back and forth between them.

Harry’s lumos was growing fainter. Orange was humming over the hills ahead of them, sunrise imminent. The cast of light lingered and rolled over the loch in the valley below.

Mhoicean, Harry thought, maybe, recalling from an earlier check of their hydrological map.

He was trying hard, really, not to watch Draco as he drank— the pull of his throat, the rivulet spilling from the greedy corner of his lip. Draco caught his eye, though, his gaze tugging from the eastern hills, from the soft-glowing body of water.

Harry flushed, turning away, and suddenly, Draco was shoving the canteen sharply to his chest, a flurry of motion.

“Wha—” Harry began.

“Shush,” Draco answered shortly, dropping to the ground and clawing frantically through his bag, drawing out the guide and the maps, notes and samples, settling them quickly on the hillside. Harry watched his mind work, the thrum of calculation overcome him.

Then: still.

He glanced up to Harry, eyes bright, smile wide. “You weren’t wrong,” he said, and Harry felt it whistle through him.

“What?” he answered, a croak of a sound.

“About the coast. Ah, well, perhaps about the coast, yes, but— the instinct was right.”

Harry puzzled, aching. “I don’t… follow.”

Draco tugged at the hem of his coat, and Harry dropped to the earth beside him. He pointed to the map in front of them, gestured to the loch below.

“Water, Potter,” he breathed, elation scarcely contained. “We’re going to Loch Moy.”

He gathered their things quickly as Harry let the revelation settle in him.

“Come on,” Draco called, already partway down the valley, glancing back, his hair catching gold. He grinned up at him wildly, took off running.

It was nonsensical. Harry knew that, knew Draco must know, too. Their haggled portkey was for nine o’clock, and it must have been half six already. Loch Moy may as well have been ages away.

And yet.

The compass in his chest was fine-tuned: sure and pointing. Draco was running— Harry would follow.

He took off down the hill, heart on the horizon. Racing toward the sun.

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On this Day in Schitt's Creek: February 22

2018

when your sister has lice, sleep with your business partner [david/patrick, M, 5,167] by mihaly

When Alexis has lice, David stays with Patrick instead of Stevie.

2019

Without a Paddle [mulder/scully, M, 6,346] by ScullyGolightly

Mulder and Scully investigate a case in the town of Schitt's Creek

2020

Blizzard Preparedness [david/patrick, G, 563] by @doublel27

David keeps getting distracted during Patrick’s lecture on blizzard preparedness.

Good Defense [david/patrick, T, 1,905] by bigficenergy

Sebastien Raine returns. Patrick's having none of it.

I'm Helping [david/patrick, T, 620] by thegrayness

David 'helps' Patrick assemble his new desk. For prompt #17 from RosebuddWrites: "I don't understand"/On the floor

One More [david/patrick, E, 7,441] by @samwhambam

“You’re so good at that,” David said. He pulled at Patrick’s shirt, pulling it up so he could press his fingers against the warm skin of Patrick’s lower back. “Being used?” Patrick asked, his voice light. “Helping people get what they want,” David responded, refining Patrick’s answer. * Patrick tells David about an experience he had in college that leaves David panting and leads to a conversation about them having fun with a crowd.

Where Have All the Flowers Gone? [david/patrick, E, 29,230] by @mostlyinthemorning

All David wants is to order some flowers. What he gets is a very cute, very snippy shopkeeper who he can't stop thinking about.After taking over his parents' shop, Patrick feels like he's being crushed by the weight of expectations. Until he meets someone who turns everything upside down.

2021

A New Dawn, A New Day [david/patrick, T, 16,383] by BiblioPan

Mandy Greenhorn, former step-daughter of Wendy, gets her first job working at Rose Apothecary over the summer. She learns about customer service and more than she ever imagined!

Always, Then, & Now [david/patrick, T, 9,117] by @my-nameless-bliss

“Hypothetically, David. Not about us, not about me. Just as a concept. Conceptually, what do you think about marriage?”David swallows. “Why?”“Because it’s what you do.” Patrick goes back to his laundry, goes back to folding his fucking underwear like he didn’t just corner David halfway into a panic attack. “When you’re in a relationship, at some point, you gotta have The Talk. It’s not a plan; it’s just to see if you’re on the same page.”David sniffs, hoping it comes across as unimpressed. “Sounds fake.” David’s never really thought much about marriage. He’s never had a reason to, before. Patrick gives him a reason.

Costa Rica [david/patrick, T, 300] by Rosey_Peach

Déjà vu (Or: What's Wrong with Wednesdays) [david/patrick, T, 12,445] by @beaiola

“’Fraid you got a little problem with your hand cream, pal.” On the patch of skin between Roland’s thumb and index finger, the skin is pink and inflamed. The main sore spot is maybe an inch or two in diameter, the rest of the hand also blotchy and red. “Itches like hell.” Ew. - A number of people in town have rashes and all signs point to Rose Apothecary as being the source. David and Patrick set out to discover out what's going on while dealing with the negative publicity surrounding the mystery and trying to rebuild their reputation.

falling into place like dominos [stevie & alexis, M, 4,897] by @roseapothecary

Alexis spins the bottle and Stevie doesn’t know if she wants it to stop in front of her, or if she’s hoping it points literally anywhere else. She thinks she’ll figure it out when it stops moving, but… even with the neck of the bottle unmistakably pointing at her foot, she still can’t identify what the feeling is. Is that happiness or dread settling in the pit of her stomach? Since when do those completely different things feel exactly the same? If she’s being honest, though, it feels like a combination of things. It’s that feeling you get right before you do something you know you might regret later… like throwing back a jello shot (which she wishes she had done), calling an ex at 3am, or maybe jumping out of a plane. David and Patrick hold a second housewarming party, this time at their newly-renovated cottage. For old times' sake, they decide to play spin the bottle. Meanwhile, Stevie has been wrestling with her feelings for Alexis since she left for New York... and it never occurred to her that those feelings could flow both ways.

I like where you sleep (when you sleep next to me) [david/patrick, T, 874] by @blackandwhiteandrose

Patrick leaned in, rocking up on his tiptoes for a sweet kiss. “Do you still want to?” David hated that Patrick even had to ask. This shouldn’t be a thing. He should just be able to say ‘yes’ and just do it. Because he wanted to. Because he’d always wanted to.

I want your midnights [jake/twyla, M, 666] by @sarahlevys

"Remember: consent is the sexiest, respect the safewords you're given, and in this house, we practice 'no glove, no love.'" Jake swallows some of his beer, then adds, "And if anyone's interested, we're gonna be winding down after the festivities with a special post-coital seance." Jake diversifies his whiskey nights with help from his partner.

Oh, Brother [patrick & alexis, G, 932] by @delilah-mcmuffin

The morning after Moira Rosé, Alexis has some feelings about her brother(s).

something worth fighting for [david/patrick, G, 598] by budd

David helps Patrick decorate his new apartment and is met with a piece of decor that leaves him with questions.

Swiping Regret [ray & ronnie, T, 3,197] by @treepyful

Ray’s adventures on Bumpkin: the aftermath of five bad dates and one good one.

The Dock Where it Happens [david/patrick, M, 1,527] by @likerealpeopledo-on-ao3 and @vivianblakesunrisebay

David and Patrick want to explore uncharted territory together and it goes a little something like this. Or The tender, soft-focus, dialogue-only docking fic you’ve been waiting for.

What a Way to Make a Livin' [david/patrick, G, 4,498] by @sweatersinthesummer

Rose Apothecary is doing well. It's time to hire some help!

2022

A Budding Proposal [david/patrick, T, 1,584] by canyouhearthefandomscrying

Patrick asks Stevie for her blessing to propose to David.

A Pizza the Action [david/patrick, G, 868] by @a-noble-dragon

Assuming his husband to still be tucked up in bed, Patrick makes his way to the kitchen to put the kettle on and fix himself and David a healthy breakfast. He lifts the bottom of his shirt as he walks, wiping the sweat off his face and brow, and exposing his stomach to the cooler air of the kitchen. "Hmmph guh!" The noise makes Patrick startle. His shirt drops from his grasp as he takes in the sight of a wide eyed David, mouth stuffed full of pizza, standing over the garbage can and looking caught.

Coming Home [david/patrick, G, 2,156] by chilleddew

“You’re wearing my hoodie.”Patrick immediately stiffens against him, flushing pink as he glances down at the black and white material. It takes him a moment to respond. “Is that ok?”

Ray Butani: Undercover Matchmaker [david/patrick, G, 1,784] by @weathereyehorizon

It was no coincidence that Patrick took that fateful B13 appointment, but rather an expertly executed plan by Ray Butani: Schitt's Creek’s Undercover Matchmaker.

Scripture says [david/patrick, T, poetry]

So God created man in His own image

Take One [david/patrick, M, 2,007] by @frizzlenox

“I’m glad you were cast. I may have thrown your name out there when the writers brought up giving me a new love interest.” Patrick Brewer is the newest cast member on a primetime drama, the new love interest to longstanding cast member David Rose. A meet-cute.

2023

I Want A Rose, not Sand (And Stone Pallette) [david & twyla, G, 6,066] by DavidRoseIsMySpiritAnimal

"It was a chance remark by Roland, of all people, that really started the chain of events that followed." **** Or, Twyla realises that the Cafe and it's food isn't really good. As the new owner and lover of all townspeople, she decides to change things. Who better to guide her in planning than the resident expert of art, culture and taste- David Rose? Alternatively; Twyla wants better, David is consulted and Twyla's Cafe Tropical is born.

The Seven [david/patrick, T, 1,685] by obsessedwithdavrick

David's life is a mess, but the lovely Barista at a new cafe brings him hope.

What He Heard [david/patrick, M, 5,400] by KayeKaye

A 5+1 tale of the funny, touching, awkward, and intimate moments Ray encounters with Patrick Brewer (and David Rose?) as his friend and roommate.

2024

the future is a wishing well [ted/alexis, M, 2,769] by JewFlexive

“I don’t think that was an adult kiss,” Alexis says carefully as she stares up at Ted’s ceiling. There’s a stain on it from when she tried to make him a birthday cake, back when they were dating. It had gone terribly and she’d tried very hard not to be absolutely mortified at how carefully she’d worked at getting every little thing just right just to fail so miserably. It’s difficult for her, being careful, always has been, but after the broken engagement—okay fine, broken engagements, plural—she’s been trying to be more careful with Ted. He’s not like her other ex-boyfriends. He’s breakable. Human, even. Ew, some part of Alexis that’s still sunbathing on that nude beach in Santorini cringes. A larger part of her just feels sad. For him, but for her, too.

Stats:

No fanworks in 2017 2018: 1 fic/5,167 words 2019: 1 fic (x-files crossover lol)/6,346 words 2020: 5 fics/39,759 words 2021: 12 fics/55,434 words 2022: 6 fanworks (5 fics, 1 poem)/8,596 words 2023: 3 fics/13,151 words 2024: 1 fic/2,796 words Total: 29 fanworks (28 fics, 1 poem)/131,249 words