#over the kitchen counter

[raptorladylover6969]

none of my friends be hearing me out on The Handler and they be calling me out for it saying how im 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 for finding her attractive. But like heres the thing, BE GRATEFUL SHES DEEMED AS MY “WORST HEAR ME OUT” CUZ HAVE YOU SEEN OTHER PPLS “WORST HEAR ME OUTS”⁉️⁉️ SOME OF EM SHOULD BE THROWN IN JAILLLL. LET ME LIVE AND BE 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 ABOUT THE FREAKY RAPTOR LADY IN PEACE WITHOUT SOME TROGLODYTE WHISPERING IN MY EAR SAYING “but she looks like Willy Wonka!!” OKAY AND?? I FUCK WITH THAT 1000000%. I STILL WANNA MAKE OUT WITH HER 💔💔💔💔🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

[canisalbus]

Machete and Vasco are so pomegranate-and-the-hand-that-slices coded. To me.

Pomegranates are seen as messy, bloody, inconvenient fruits. You slice or tear or bite and in return for your effort you come away underwhelmed, disgusted, and stained too deep to wash. The consumption of a pomegranate is a violent act of defilement, for both the fruit and the eater.

But that is because most do not understand how to open a pomegranate. They have little patience for the precise carving. They see no point in coreing the fruit gently, no reason to be reverent as they pull the quarters apart. When done correctly, opening a pomegranate leaves little mess. Your fingers will still stain, your knife will still slick, but there will be no pool of crimson drowning both you and the fruit.

The seeds are only sweet to those who understand the merit of a light hand and intricate slicing. Why put in so much effort for a food so bitter and clearly armored against consumption? Surely it must not yearn to be eaten.

(^insane about silly catholic dogs)

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[why-the-heck-not]

it’s cold brew season again babyyy

[scrimblyscrorblo]

Giving Yuzuka a gf when she was human, just for you @tobytoon. The lyrics are from Melanie Martinez’s Play date

I havnt given her gf a name yet but I kinda have an ending for her planned out. And the pattern on her kimono is Fukiyose - dead leaves in the wind. ✨Symbolism✨ Yuzu’s pattern is the Belladonna plant <3

Their songs?

- I Bet On Losing Dogs -> Mitsuki

- Me and Mr Wolf -> The Real Tuesday Weld

- Monster -> Dev

- Too Sweet -> Hozier

- Fear & Delight -> The Correspodents (one of my fav songs tbh)

Yuzuka has always been a more self-centered person but with the demands of her work environment she’s become very apathetic and vengeful, she’s not really close with her parents either

If you have name suggestions for her gf please lemme know. They liked each other a lot, she seemed like something good in Yuzuka’s life that she didn’t want to lose. But alas, thinking of others isn’t her strong suit at all - given the chance at revenge on her employer she took it almost without hesitation.

They’re kinda cute ngl I couldn’t the damn marker for Yuzuka until like after I finished drawing her and the balding orange is killing me TT it’s meant to be more yellow toned and slightly less saturated

Alas

I’ll do better art of them later lol

[hyewka]

re..sis..ting the urge to write a brothers best friend beom hard thought..ha..

[pinkmirth]

reiner’s love language is picking up his s/o and carrying them with ease as he strolls around the house. sure, words of affirmation and gift-giving are endearing in their own right, but what’s better than effortlessly hauling your cute self over his shoulder?

[inspiredlivingspaces]

IG lisa_loves_vintage

[timdrake-yumm]

Dick: Damian just had his vision checked and he has better than 20/20 vision. I think he’s a witch.

Tim: Are you going to burn him at the stake?

[breezypunk]

The kitchen table isn't just meant for setting plates. ;)

[priorys]

currently building the isabelle’s house animal crossing lego set and having a GREAT time

[horrorgirlreads]

Let day 2 of being overstimulated and irritable af because there's work being done in my house commence

[obeythedemons]

How the fuck does Barbatos consistently bake and cook large meals?

[fingertipsmp3]

You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me (the sims 1&2. And I’m talking to people who have only played ts4)

[cowboyjimkirk]

my foot tendinitis has gotten worse after seven weeks of wearing a walking boot and i’m afraid i’ll have to get surgery 😭

[unown]

also discovered that I have a fear of maggots how fun

[fruitybashir]

Okay, but for the kitchen scenario: Kris can always get Bojan to sit on the kitchen's counter

ok fair point, they forget the stool in the hallway. kris has also definitely fucked bojan on the kitchen counter in every position possible btw