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bitchslapblastoids · 4 months ago

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Someone on a preshow should ask "Fmk doggy style, missionary, 69"

omg the tonal difference between this ask and the one right before yours is cracking me up. but yeah sure why not. i mean. we have received live confirmation via realistic doll reenactments of them partaking in (and enjoying) all the above. which, good lord, what an insane thing to be able to say and it just be an actual fact.

#childhood bedroom's good for missionary manchester kitchen's good for doggy london apartment's good for 69ing cool yeah #dan and phil told me so #i guess bent over a counter top isn't technically doggy #but vibes wise it is yk?#......christ #look. they started it.#dan and phil #titspoilers

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swan2swan · 9 months ago

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Whoever conceived and animated this moment, I hope they're doing well and thriving. This is S-rank romance stuff here.

#the ship overall is C to A tier #but it's things like THIS that push it up toward the A #titan ae #titan a.e.#cale #akima #it just...#starts with them chilling together being comfortable in each other's space #that would be enough that's a point there #then she goes and HANDS HIM THE SANDWICH SHE'S EATING #sharing their food #that's another one #and she does it because his hands are busy so he can't feed himself #so that's a third point #and she does it WITHOUT LOOKING AT HIM which is a FOURTH point #and he bites into it without request or invitation so that's a FIFTH point #and then he TAKES THE WHOLE SANDWICH AND GULPS IT DOWN LIKE A LIZARD #which is a SIXTH point #and jumps it up to SEVEN because she pulls her fingers free and finally looks at him and yells at him #IT'S A SEVEN-POINT ROMANCE COMBO #do you know how utterly rare those are?#those are generally earned through KISS scenes where the hands move and the heads touch and maybe there's a spin #they achieved a seven-point romance combo by SHARING A SANDWICH #fixing machines and sharing lunch URRRRRRRRRRRRGHHHHH

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mountainshroom · 7 months ago

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If she has no fans call the ambulance cause I am dead

#i love toxic yuri #for context i have no idea what ladypool looks like underneath the mask i havent read the comics #this is just my headcanon 🫶 i think she wears wigs like wade at the start of the movie #deadpool and wolverine #deadpool #ladypool #wolverine #wade wilson #logan howlett #poolverine #deadclaws #art #my art #fanart #digital art

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ecowgirl · 6 months ago

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over it october. no energy november. defeated december..

#someone hire me or i’ll just start showing up at a job i want every day until they put me on the payroll #post cancelled i got a job pack it up everyone #this is a jopping post pls look at the rbs im begging uuu

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prlssprfctn · 12 days ago

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Batsiblings convince Jason to get himself a cooking Tiktok account, and he gives in. To his surprise, he quickly gains millions of followers and a loyal auditory. The only problem? Jason has no idea that these people came here not necessary for recipes.

Jason: Geez, my followers had been pissing me off lately.

Dick, confused: Huh? Why?

Jason: They keep commenting ATE. Like, dude? Fucking where? I am not eating in my cooking videos. What is the fucking point?

Tim, choking: Oh my fucking God-

Jason, making an angry text post for his followers: YOU ALL. STOP COMMENTING "RAW". MY MEAT IS NOT RAW. I AM A PROPER COOK. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU???

Cassandra: Maybe it is time to tell him...

Tim, Steph, Duke, in unison: NO

Bruce, awkwardly trying to have a conversation with Jason: Hey, lad, how is your cooking blog is going?

Jason: Uh, people keep commenting cryptid messages. Like, the last time I was showing the right way to tenderise meat for chops because apparently it wasn't clear and someone requested the whole video? Anyway, I did it, and the whole comment section was writing me "in bed, on the floor, on the couch, on a chair, against the wall, against the window, against the door"... Like, why would I do that, not in the kitchen?

Bruce, no less clueless: Maybe it some kind of challenge. Kids love trying new stuff in extreme places nowadays.

Jason: Huh. Maybe. Thanks.

Bruce, just proud to have a proper conversation and somehow a help: Anytime, Jaylad!

Damian, who was unblissfully educated on the slang matter by Tim (because it was his responsibility as a big brother to traumatise him), with his eye twitching: ...None of these words were in Quran

#Damian gets pissed off does a fake acc and starts arguring w Jason's simps #like how DARE YOU to DISRESPECT this POOR lad #Dick stops laughing when he sees Roy in comments under Jason's videos #Dick *sobbing*: that's the worst day of my life. Roy commented SMASH on Jason's video.#Tim: lmaoooooooo #Tim: *pause*#Tim: ...fuck IS THAT KON COMMENTING “UNTIL BATMAN KICKS ME OUT OF TOWN” UNDER HIS VIDEO?#sorry but kon def looks like a type of friend who has crush on tim's big brothers #...you all remember when he flirted with an older woman and when she asked him how old is he even he told her “old enough. bye babe”#like sorry thirsting in public comms? a likely place for him to be #Tim Hates It #jason todd #red hood #batman #dcu #dcu comics #dc universe #batfamily #bruce wayne #batfam #dick grayson #tim drake #cassandra cain #stephanie brown #duke thomas #damian wayne

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getthembees · 1 month ago

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her ass is not listening

#my art #cassandra cain #stephcass #tim drake #stephanie brown #this looks like shit sorry i was originally not gonna color then started it and then the sunk cost fallacy got my ass sigh #batman #dc #also my first time drawing any bat boy ever

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ursiday · 9 months ago

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I cant stop thinking about that horse pic

#gouache #traditional painting #traditional art #artists on tumblr #horse #every time I look at this image I start laughing I feel sick #art

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egg-noodle · 3 months ago

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Fingerprints.

#danika doodles #ace attorney #I was just drawing squiggles and then the squiggles started to look like fingerprints and I was like :O and ran with it haha

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mumblesplash · 10 months ago

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comics as an art form make me insane. they’re so difficult to do well. there’s so many different ways to make sequential art work and most of them are deeply unintuitive. onomatopoeia that feels completely ridiculous to put down often reads seamlessly. panels on a page become a fractally nested image composition challenge that’s only possible to lose because if you do a good job no one will notice. you have to direct the readers’ eyes on a specific path across the page but also account for the fact that they won’t follow it. comic time isn’t linear. if the order of events isn’t crystal clear the story becomes incomprehensible. sometimes you need to do this on purpose. all this for a medium almost universally considered less effective than animation and less respectable than plain text. even its own name doesn’t take it seriously

#don’t mind me just chewing on drywall #some of the absolute best comics don’t look remotely impressive until you try to make one yourself #and some absolutely beautiful panel layouts and art combine to make a stunning visual that barely manages to get any meaning across #you have to emulate cinematography by cultural necessity at this point #but if you lean too hard in that direction your comics just become Worse Movies #there’s barely any standard practices for anything because people are just barely starting to look at comics seriously #mumbling

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aofikofi · 21 days ago

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young justice 98 : cats !

this came to me in a dream idk

#aofi art #dc comics #young justice 98 #core four #wonder girl #cassandra sandsmark #robin #tim drake #superboy #kon el kent #conner kent #impulse #bart allen #it started w me drawing cassie and tim looking tired at something bellow them and #first thing that came to mind? cats

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thenewgothicromance · 2 months ago

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Every time I start feeling a little guilty for no reason about staying up writing until 3am, or sleeping in past 10, I think about that Hunter S. Thompson daily routine that’s like. 3pm: Wake up. 4pm cocaine. 4:30pm cocaine. 5pm cocaine. 6pm smoke a little weed. 7pm Loiter. 9pm start doing coke seriously 12am midnight: Start writing. Just for a little perspective like, I could be doing worse. I could be doing in fact so much worse.

#12:00am START writing #also if you think I’m exaggerating please look it up #I have drastically reduced the number of hours labeled ‘do cocaine’ for the sake of brevity #insane that man lived into his sixties

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chiptrillino-art · 2 months ago

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