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The way this format can apply to the villains in each trilogy means a lot to me:
#out of context this makes zero sense#the shadowhunter chronicles#the infernal devices#the last hours#the mortal instruments#the dark artifices#source: leverage#tessa gray#axel mortmain#james herondale#belial#valentine morgenstern#sebastian morgenstern#clary fairchild#horace dearborn#julian blackthorn
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I can't believe FIA wants to investigate and penalize Charles. Man's only crime was to be the meat in the worst sandwich of the world
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(Here's a crack/ship fic I wrote! Have fun reading XD ps. Please ignore the first one I saw a typo and wanted to add moreee)
Sukuna ate a burger and blamed it on Sukuna who another Sukuna believed was telling the truth, so he felt unsure around the other Sukuna’s presence.
So another time when the same thing happened again that Sukuna took no time at all to put it on the same Sukuna.
That Sukuna is sad, upset that the other Sukuna wouldn't believe him.
When there came a time where the Yuujis met, Sukuna wanted another Yuuji for himself, but Sukuna won't let him. Threatens to paint his guts to the walls and the ground red.
The Sukuna relented and pulled back, afraid. Then he left to sit on his own. Another Sukuna watches from the sideline, shaking his head from the scene.
Sukuna, realizes this then goes to talk to the Sukuna and starts to talk about how he doesn't hate him and even appreciates his company. He's different from other Sukunas, more innocent than others. He may be clumsy, but he's also trying his best and that's such a beautiful and heartwarming l thing.
Sukuna, surprised and even a bit touched, starts to blurt out what he thought the other Sukuna was great at and that he wanted to be like him. To be strong, to be able to protect his Yuuji as he does with his and when he's with him, he felt a blanket of safety around him even with his demonic aura.
The two said their pieces and sat there in a comfortable silence and after a moment the other Sukuna reached out his hand, a start to friendship.
The expression on the other Sukuna looks a bit torn and stricken with some kind of grief, but he continues to smile before grasping the waiting hand. Then there's a tug and he was pulled into a tight embrace. His eyes widened, unsure of what to do before he slowly started to wrap his hands around the other's back.
Then the other older Sukuna spoke.
“I hope we can be friends.”
Yea 👍
#Ask#This will make absolutely zero sense to you all out of context and neither does it in-context so like-#In short; a SIkuna writer inside joke pure cracky insanity#jjk#jujutsu kaisen#jjk fic#crackship#jjk crackship#I cannot believe I'm actually tagging these lmao-#SIkuna#(deliberate misspell)#syuuya#jjk cotton#moichi#kain#jjk sukuna#ryoumen sukuna#ryomen sukuna#jjk yuji#itadori yuuji#yuji itadori#...........#sukuna x sukuna#technically#I cannot believe you made me actually have to tag it like this thebluefish this is pure insanity#but also tHIS IS SO FREAKING FUNNY I C A N ' T EVEN-#[Sukuna] being accidentally charming and rizzy; meanwhile [Other Sukuna] suffers because that guy is oblivious (or in denial lmao)#- the crackship#This is copypasta worthy ngl#😂😂😂
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Out of Context Ch. 34 Spoilers to tide you over as I finish it:
I can sense this chapter is going to be on the longer side, and if I had to guess I am AT MOST halfway done with it
Last week was out to get me I swear 😔 but we'll be aight
#i hope these make absolute zero sense#bc they are so funny out of context#and in context?#well#:)#(also funny)#I put them in no particular order too#to make it even more fun#Confused Spirit#confused spirit spoilers#fnaf dca#dca fandom#fnaf daycare attendant#dca fic#x reader
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ok im going to swing a bat at a hornest's nest right now. what the fuck is the locked tomb actually about. what is it about and why is everyone on my dash obsessed with it AND YOU CAN'T JUST SAY 'IT'S GOT LESBIAN NECROMANCERS IN SPACE'. I KNOW THAT. I WANT TO KNOW WHAT THE PLOT IS HERE
#tlt#the locked tomb#gideon the ninth#harrow the ninth#idk what else to tag this with i'm just hoping that tlt fans can find it and tell me what the hell these books are actually about#bc let me tell you the goodreads summary is giving me NOTHING#i know gideon and harrow are the lesbians#and apparently god(?) is in it???? somehow??? but he's just a guy called john?????#no idea what the fuck is up with that#also this is a genuine question please explain because i am genuinely curious what these books are about and why everyone loves them#because everything i have seen so far makes zero sense to me out of context#(and from what i've gathered often it makes zero sense in context too)
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lol i pregamed a tiny bit for agatha but now after finishing im just taking shots for coping reasons
#i am…… not all that pleased with the ending#/not trying to sound like a complainy bitch#SPOILER WARNING ->#i expected agatha to die tbh#but honestly what i Did not expect was for the ending to feel unfinished#and for me to come out of it feeling so deeply unsatisfied#and it’s not that any of the scenes were bad really!! i loved them#i just feel like a lot of them…. needed some further context or elaboration that we got absolutely none of#like i have So Many questions still that weren’t at all answered by the finale#and also questions that came up BECAUSE of the finale that didn’t get answered lol#idk i’m just.#i’m so proud of kathryn hahn and all of the cast and crew#and i don’t want to seem ungrateful bc i can FEEL that they put their heart and soul into this show#but the writing and contextualization just REALLY really fell flat for me in the last two episodes#also some decisions that felt…weird and last minute#like the reveal of agatha being the one to take jen’s powers?? still makes zero sense to me#idk i just wish we had more time with them i think#also i’m not upset that agatha died again i kinda expected it but the manner in which she died felt abrupt and inauethentic to. e#it just didn’t feel fleshed out at all idkkkkk#ugghhhhhgg#can’t believe i got fucking got by yet another sapphic show#i’m just asking for one good sapphic show with a satisfying ending PLEASE#(read: NOT necessarily a happy ending im not asking for all that i just need it to MAKE FUCKING SENSE!!!!)#anyway. i have more thoughts that ill get into soon im a bit tipsy and prob and not expressing myself right but TLDR love them all but…. 😬#agatha all along#agathario#agatha harkness#billy maximoff#kathryn hahn#joe locke
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I'm GAGGED
He looks so soft 🥹🥹
I am vibrating !! I want to watch NOW!!! I wish I wasn't such a good best friend 😭
#out of context that last sentence makes zero sense i realized 🤣 i have to wait for my bestie to be at home that's why.#lou ferrigno jr#ask#hi bestie!! i hope you survived last night 🙏
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Chance Encounters
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So, Chance was aware that, if he fell, he was going to end up falling in front of a bunch of tourists. (This was why he tried not to fall.) This, in itself, was only mildly scandalous and probably wouldn’t even have made the front page, although the kids were obviously going to tell tales, ah, out of school, as it were. That was all planned for.
The problem was that he hadn’t accounted for thin spaces being likelier above workshops. Or, well, he’d thought about that, that was why he was wearing safety equipment and all, it’s just that current workshops and historical workshops didn’t always line up and, actually, given how many more regulations there were these days, the current workshops were probably less likely to have thin spaces above them.
Chance didn’t tend to think of this one as a workshop. It had been mostly a display room for a few hundred years now, and a popular one, and he avoided it even when he was traveling the normal way, most days. The tourists didn’t even change that part.
(It wasn’t like he was avoiding a meeting or anything this time, so he wouldn’t even get into trouble, it just took some explanation. He’d had a story prepared and everything.)
But as it turned out, Chance falling out of the sky wasn’t even what anyone was concentrating on. They were all agog at the shower of glitter that rained down over not only Chance but the crowd as a whole, sparkling and fizzing out as it hit the ground. Chance froze, of course, but it was too late. Everyone had seen him.
And he couldn’t even sneak away, either, because at that point the skull boomed – he’d forgotten how loud this particular skull was, given that it basically never talked – out into the hallway, declaring him Royal Archmage, King Harrington I.
Honestly, even the first part he probably could’ve explained away. Chance had gotten good at dodging questions, and also giving responses that weren’t really, and if it came down to it, blaming things on the curator, who knew exactly what he was going through anyway. It probably would’ve been that one. Claiming private study or who knows what.
(He probably would’ve gotten in trouble for messing with the tomes, at that point, as if they couldn’t choose whether they wanted to be messed with. And anyway, Chance knew far and away enough to keep the books safe.)
If he’d been smart, he would’ve cast an invisibility spell, and hid until everyone got bored and went away. If he’d been smart, he would’ve teleported somewhere, even somewhere random, and figured it out from the privacy of some dusty abandoned room. If he’d been smart, he would’ve smiled and bowed like he meant to do all of that, or even like he’d set the whole thing up as a prank or a brag. If he’d been smart, he would’ve texted the PR team.
But what actually happened was Chance’s luck turned yet again, and he yelled fuck in front of a bunch of primary schoolers and a news crew. Which was not the most auspicious way to introduce the whole magical quest thing to his family, let alone the part where they had to go back through every official document referring to him and cross out the whole ‘heir to the throne’ part of it. So, yeah, he did get in a little bit of trouble.
#look I said something#my writing#original fiction#original character#zorille's chosen ones#this may make zero sense out of context I genuinely can't tell. but this is how he'd explain the incident to his friends
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SAILING, SAILING, JUMPING OFF THE RAILING!!!
#his halloween costume is stupid and not rugged enough for him and is only to feed a toxic ship that makes zero sense. FUCK YOU!!!!#<- (context: new hb merch)#i drew this out of spite. and want.#selfship#selfshipping#self shipping#self ship#selfship community#self ship community#selfshipping community#self shipping community#drawings#🐍would you go with me?🐍
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the THING about Disloyal Order Of Water Buffaloes is that, #1, it is one of the most melodically satisfying songs I've ever heard and that's why it was one of the first FOB songs I actually listened to of my own free choice, and #2, it makes people crazy insane bc so many of the lyrics simply make zero sense on a surface level EXCEPT "I'm half doomed and you're semi sweet" which IMMEDIATELY gets across its point and acts as a thesis statement to the song, thus allowing an understanding of the rest of the lyrics to fall into place
#especially the second verse I still have to think about a lot bc it sounds like nonsense until you really dig into it#but I tend to interpret it as actually somewhat literal#a lot of truck stops have fancy painted porcelain or glass doll displays or souvenirs (which is how I read the lizard scales line#which is also funny bc usamerican truck stop gift shops often make zero sense in most ways skskskdkdn)#and it's kind of like this weird futility. like it's pretty on the surface it's nostalgic but it's also SO out of place#and probably cheap and veneered as well#which is.... absolutely fascinating in the wider context of folie and its creation#something something music industry something something the band itself at certain points in their history (especially#right before the hiatus)#idk man. all I know is that disloyal order is insane and also insanely fun to sing. the melody is just OUGH I wanna drink it#she speaks!#m#fob#fall out boy#folie a deux
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out of context lines!
thank you @mundanememory for tagging me!
rules: post a line from your current wip with no context
this one's from a recent-ish wip:
inspector thomas (“call me g, kid”) is an ally by virtue of being the only deprac agent who doesn’t hate tadej’s guts, and also because he brings the good donuts when he comes by to scold them.
i'll tag @jantratnik and @indie-summer if you want to share? or anyone else who wants to :)
#that line will make zero sense to anyone who is not familiar with a very niche book series (now tv show)#but iykyk#it's not my *most* recent wip bc that one both doesn't have a lot of good out of context lines but also i'm not ready to share that one yet#what if i wrote something
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i would legitimately lay down my life for terry the tortoise. i’m saying it with my full chest.
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#smosh#smosh pit#amanda lehan canto#smosh amanda#i am terry the tortoise#poor terry#he’s being bullied in school smh#this is gonna make zero sense out of context#that’s ok#did i mention that terry the tortiose is the love of my life#terry doesnt wanna slurp anymore
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every time there's a discussion about Religion (as a general institution) on this website I end up sitting in the corner like
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Andrei is to his left, Tee to his right, arguing yet again about who would have to set up the clackers for the night. Sixteen miles from base camp and they have to sleep out in the bushes. “Will you two shut the fuck up?” Ja’marr’s had it with their bickering. It’s too hot and too humid to listen to the constant bitching of grunts. He’s answered with a twin set of glares, which doesn’t bother Ja’marr nearly as much as Andrei’s whispered threats. He’ll have to check his helmet for spiders again.
#im cooking im cooking#this makes zero sense w out context#vietnam au#there u go#i shipped em out oops#my writing#fic snippet#joemarr#eventually!!!!#ja'marr chase#andrei iosivas#tee higgins#nfl rpf
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Six-ish Sentence Sunday
“Are you sure you’re all right?” she presses, once they step into the TARDIS. He can feel himself blink stupidly, like he’s waking up from a nap that’s gone on for entirely too long. “Never been better.” And somehow, due to a miracle he doesn’t deserve, he succeeds in eking out this half-sentence without any kind of croak or stammer. She nods in response, and...he can’t really tell whether she believes him or not. Granted, he can’t discern much at all right now. He’s not sure he’ll ever be able to, again. Discern anything, that is. Fucking hell, even his internal monologue is becoming incoherent.
#otp: you are always here to me#me giving out excerpts from a completely unrelated thing because literally zero upcoming parts of c2g make sense out-of-context#(granted this ALSO makes no sense out-of-context but.)#mc13 writes
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Twitch just became canon in furry california with free healthcare and lesser temperatures
#moth post#thsi makes zero sense out of context#i have a bunch of furry ocs w my friend and they live in cali bc we were 12 and thought it was cool and now its too late to move them#so i decided cali has free healthcare in this universe
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