#out of context dialogue

[chirp-a-chirp]

Rio: That was a yummy three-way Sherry and MC!

Roy: *Chokes on his tea* I BEG YOUR PARDON?

Sherry: Rio meant the lunch he, MC, and I partook in. JUST LUNCH.

Rio: So delicious!

[the-kettle-whistles]

(out of context) things my younger sister has said

y'all I have been compiling this since last year :")

“give me the crog"

“I never said an 8 ton baby could do my job”

“o̷̢̦͐̑͝ͅw̸̢̪̟̖̏a̷̲̩̮̒͋͆ ̷̼̐͝o̷̧͕̪̠͊́̚w̴̩̙͑̅̈́ḁ̷̢̾̽̋̔ͅ”

*panicking* “Why My Bed Crispy”

“She like that cheese stank”

"Why is everyone named ‘Guy’ ugly”

“I hope you explode. It infuriates me that there’s still air in your lungs”

“It’s holding on by the butt stick”

“I’m trying to reminisce on phone guy memories”

“My foot is baby sized compared to your giant man feet”

”imagine being named Mark. Like it’s so embarrassing you’re name is Markus”

“What Do You Mean I’m A Threat To Human Civilization”

“You have Walter White’s hairline”

“You just have me a glaucoma test with your mouth”

"i almost broke my toe. slay"

"i'm trying to enjoy the scenery but you just keep giving me free glaucoma tests"

"the dog is knocking. let them in"

*scooby doo voice* "come here"

“I just had a terrible vision of a ferret-rat-shark and it looked at me and smiled with human teeth”

*screams* *burps loudly*

"I want a frickin' boiga"

"You dummy, we all know it's swipe left for love!"

"my hands smell like a boiga"

"I've killed millions"

"I love it when machines do my dirty work"

"I'm stuck in a heck hole"

"It feels like I'm listening to smooth brain Christmas"

"Dude I ate like 9 enchiladas over the past 2 days"

"My spicy zinger for tonight is asbestos"

"Yo yo yo, chancy bust a move"

"This tastes like grass but with out the "g r""

"Men will be like "I'm such a gentleman" and then ruin abunch of people's lives"

"One of us is dumber and it's not me"

"You got a boy? How many you pullin'???"

"You look like baby Gabriel in those Jesus things"

"'Never have babies' that's what i always say"

"you can't have an overpopulation of 8 legged friends on your skin, you know that, right?"

"he did. he wanted me for real"

"men with beefy forearms. they're like crossfit gods"

"men are beautiful. and women, too. women are also fine" *a moment of silence* "sorry that sounded kind of sussy"

"You can find gay people in the wildest places. Just like pokemon"

"You look like a drown teddy bear"

"Thanks. I feel less evil"

"That's really ugly but there's such a beauty in things that are hideous"

"Urine throne of mass destruction and sewage carnage"

"I want the tickle me elmo so bad it makes me sick"

"This is all hypothetical. You guys are insane"

"Sometimes the world doesn't give you what you want and you have to cope with it by smelling my cheesey breath"

haha decided to post this at 11 at night and kind of sick on a whim

[ya-kiri]

Hmm...🤨

[sidecharactersdomatter]

Kikimora: Permission to speak freely sire?

Belos(Philip): Granted.

Kikimora:  This horrible dump does not meet the level of fancy to which I have become accustomed!!!

Belos(Philip): Noted.

[reachforthestars-101]

Someone who didnt watch the show what is going on here.

[the-last-hipopotamovolador]

Tawog out of context part 3 because yea

[psychologeek]

Out -of-context teaser to chapter 6:

Jason: this is princess Lian.

Lian: I'm archer-guns unicorn alien princess with LAZERS!!

[starchaserdreams]

Out of context dialogue

Thx @thatsbitchcraft for the tag!

"Mr. Black, would this be a cover up for Mr. Potter’s actions with his friends, and perhaps your brother?" "My brother was involved, Professor? I was unaware of that." "…Not that I can prove, but I have my suspicions. He has his alibi, but I have my doubts. So I ask again…is this a cover up?"

Not sure who would want to be tagged but since it's a tag game... @squintclover @that-bitch-kat3 @tallybeanyhotmess @lilonsnitch

[paladin-of-nerd-fandom65]

Out Of Context Dialogue Prompts Writer’s Game

Rules: Pick a fandom/series (whether it be comics, animated shows, live action films, video games, etc), about two to three characters that are the your protagonists and a number from the following lists then write a one shot, large or small that is themed around the dialogue of your choice.

1. “Do You have the DSM?”

“We got it, Sir!”

“Good, that’s one less loose end”

2. “And for goodness’s sake, watch your gosh darn language!”

“…He isn’t letting go of that, isn’t he?”

3. “It is crazy how stupid you are”

“Hey at least we don’t have to whisper anymore”

4. “Where’d you learn history, a cereal box?”

“What’s your point?”

5. “Can you trust him?”

“What choice do I have?”

6. “What’s his power level?”

“Over…nine….thousand”

“What?! 9000?! That’s can’t be right! That things busted!”

7. “You can’t quit now! A real warrior never quits!”

“Watch me!”

8. “What do I do?”

“Run. Run away and never return”

9. “Open the doors.”

“Oh yeah sure, let’s bring him in for a beer. You out of your goddamn mind?”

10. “No one likes the Russians, huh?”

“You know me, I don’t like anyone”

11. “What’s your name?”

“F*** You.”

“Where were you born?”

“Kiss My *ss!”

12. “Knock it off! I can’t work with you two acting like idiots!”

“Great, more yelling will definitely stop all the yelling.”

13. “Do me a favor and lose the sense of humor”

“Do us both a favor and buy one”

14. “You look like hammered sh**!”

“Looks don’t count for sh** in the jungle”

15. “He betrayed us”

“Have to trust someone to be betrayed, I never did”

[chirp-a-chirp]

Hawke: Oy, I was in a bind, so I had Prince Voleri teach my swordsmanship class.

Guy: Is that wise?

Hawke: I know he’s not a fancy S-Rank prince like you, but he’s a great swordsman—

Guy: …that’s not my concern. *Walks with Hawke to courtyard where Rio is teaching*

Rio: That’s right mate. *Gestures to sword in hand* It’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it! *Several students snicker audibly*

Fenn: *Ambles up next to Guy and Hawke* Size IS important sometimes…

Rio: *Doesn’t hear comments, moves his sword faster* You’ve got to enjoy the feel of it in your hand—

[adriantheanimator09]

Honestly, Chuck…. same

[ya-kiri]

Welp, that's a line that was said.😅

[oceangirl24]

Out of Context Dialogue

Feeling somewhat better today (yay!) and wanted to do something because I'll likely be sleeping the rest of the day.

Below is two sections of dialogue from the next chapter of Birthday Wishes and Valentine Kisses. No context, just dialogue.

Rules: What rules? I'm just making stuff up.😉

Tagging to play: @mrsmungus @tsunderewatermelon @lena-hills @mikaharuka @writingpotato07 @winterlovesong1 @justanotherpersonwhowrites @udaberriwrites @violetrose-art @kayedium-writes @theprissythumbelina

If anyone wants to be tagged and I didn't please let me know. I don't want to bug people with these. ❤️

Jon and Shawn:

“You wanna talk about somethin’?”

“Have you met the new gym teacher?”

“No, why?”

“He looks like James Marsden.”

“Who?”

Shawn rolled his eyes. “He’s a lot younger than you.”

Jon squinted at him. “Who is?”

“Brad.”

“Who’s Brad?”

“Shawn, I don’t know who you’re talkin’ about; you’ve brought up three people already none of whom I know.”

“Brad is the new PE teacher who looks like James Marsden.”

“Who's James Marsden?”

“An actor! C'mon!”

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Jon and Audrey:

“Who’s Brad?”

“Brad who? I know several Brad’s.”

“Shawn says the new PE teacher showed up in the middle of class today. And his name is Brad.”

“Brad Lewis? Yeah, Mr. Feeny introduced me to him right before my evaluation with him.”

“Ah.”

“Why?”

“Shawn asked me if I knew him. I had to say no. Apparently, I shouldn’t have skipped the last faculty meetin.”

“Skip? I thought you were sick.”

“Sick of faculty meetin’s. Besides I had to take Shawn to the doctor.”

“I took him to the doctor. You drove laps around the parking lot.”

“And the doctor was very thankful you went with him and not me.”

“Shawn says he’s young.”

“Who is?”

“Brad.”

“He’s twenty-four, graduated from Columbia, taught in Jersey before moving here a month ago. His family is from Pittsburgh.”

“You know his favorite color by chance?”

"You’re in a weird mood. What’s going on?”

“Nothin'. You just seem to know a lot about him is all."

"Mr. Feeny practically read me his file.”

"Does he look like James Marsden?"

"What?"

"Shawn said he does."

"Yeah, I guess he does now that I think about it. “

"He your favorite actor?"

"I like him but I don't have a poster of him on my wall if that’s what you're asking."

“Who do you have on your wall?”

“Oh the usual. Johnny Depp, River Phoenix, Leonardo DiCaprio. Guys like that.”

“Pretty boys, huh?”

“I only have them up there because I don’t have the one poster I really want.”

“Who’s that- Brad Pitt??”

“You in your hockey gear. If I had a poster of that I’d plastered it right over those other guys.”

“Hmmm I wonder if I could get my hockey card blown up to poster size.”

“You have a hockey card?”

“Coach gave all the players on my high school team individual player cards one year.”

“How much is this rare gem worth?”

“Exactly nothing. It’d get you laughed out of a card shop.”

“That’s only because you haven’t found the right collector.”

“That’s either really flirty or really creepy. I can’t decide which.”

“I don’t have any experience with this sort of thing and it’s still better than your lousy pickup lines.”

“What’s wrong with 'how you doin'?” .... “Wow not the response I wanted.”

[munacy]

out of context quotes

Thank you @soupy-george for the tag, dear! 🥰

This is from The Maraudershop Quartet which I swear is coming...eventually. 😅

James huffs. "I mean it! This year, I’ve really buckled down as Head Boy. I’m focusing on my studies—” "Yeah, now you copy Moony's assignments before the deadline instead of after." "—I’ve stopped doing so many pranks—" "Didn’t you just spell all the Slytherin toilets to scream 'FEED ME, I’M HUNGRY' any time they sit down with the intent of causing them constipation?"

I'm pretty sure everyone has done this one already, but please consider this an open tag!

[thecorvussystem]

"it's not your bucket, it's our bucket. Communism!"

-Wilbur to Stanley

[writteninverses]

Out of context dialogue

thanks for the tag @apricusapollo <3

“My God, Remus, that was like 5 months ago. He was back in Amsterdam for a few months, you know, playing in that musical. And by staying in the same place for longer than 3 months, he’s decided he might as well do all that here.”

“Oh, I see. So I guess he is coming back soon.”

“Why do you look nervous? Are you actually nervous?”

tagging @oohloverboyyy @starchasermoons @dykesirius @steelycunt (i don’t know if you’ve been tagged already by someone else... so yeah <3)