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(out of context) things my younger sister has said
y'all I have been compiling this since last year :")
“give me the crog"
“I never said an 8 ton baby could do my job”
“o̷̢̦͐̑͝ͅw̸̢̪̟̖̏a̷̲̩̮̒͋͆ ̷̼̐͝o̷̧͕̪̠͊́̚w̴̩̙͑̅̈́ḁ̷̢̾̽̋̔ͅ”
*panicking* “Why My Bed Crispy”
“She like that cheese stank”
"Why is everyone named ‘Guy’ ugly”
“I hope you explode. It infuriates me that there’s still air in your lungs”
“It’s holding on by the butt stick”
“I’m trying to reminisce on phone guy memories”
“My foot is baby sized compared to your giant man feet”
”imagine being named Mark. Like it’s so embarrassing you’re name is Markus”
“What Do You Mean I’m A Threat To Human Civilization”
“You have Walter White’s hairline”
“You just have me a glaucoma test with your mouth”
"i almost broke my toe. slay"
"i'm trying to enjoy the scenery but you just keep giving me free glaucoma tests"
"the dog is knocking. let them in"
*scooby doo voice* "come here"
“I just had a terrible vision of a ferret-rat-shark and it looked at me and smiled with human teeth”
*screams* *burps loudly*
"I want a frickin' boiga"
"You dummy, we all know it's swipe left for love!"
"my hands smell like a boiga"
"I've killed millions"
"I love it when machines do my dirty work"
"I'm stuck in a heck hole"
"It feels like I'm listening to smooth brain Christmas"
"Dude I ate like 9 enchiladas over the past 2 days"
"My spicy zinger for tonight is asbestos"
"Yo yo yo, chancy bust a move"
"This tastes like grass but with out the "g r""
"Men will be like "I'm such a gentleman" and then ruin abunch of people's lives"
"One of us is dumber and it's not me"
"You got a boy? How many you pullin'???"
"You look like baby Gabriel in those Jesus things"
"'Never have babies' that's what i always say"
"you can't have an overpopulation of 8 legged friends on your skin, you know that, right?"
"he did. he wanted me for real"
"men with beefy forearms. they're like crossfit gods"
"men are beautiful. and women, too. women are also fine" *a moment of silence* "sorry that sounded kind of sussy"
"You can find gay people in the wildest places. Just like pokemon"
"You look like a drown teddy bear"
"Thanks. I feel less evil"
"That's really ugly but there's such a beauty in things that are hideous"
"Urine throne of mass destruction and sewage carnage"
"I want the tickle me elmo so bad it makes me sick"
"This is all hypothetical. You guys are insane"
"Sometimes the world doesn't give you what you want and you have to cope with it by smelling my cheesey breath"
haha decided to post this at 11 at night and kind of sick on a whim
#i might add more idk#memes#sisters#family memes#lol#how do i tag this#fresh memes#text#textpost#funny#lmao#txtpost#things said out of context#out of context dialogue#out of context stuff#out of context#sibling memes#siblings#sibling
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"aphobia doesn't exist"
bitch literally not that long ago an aroace youtuber animator was insulted by almost half of its community for being it
#i did some research about it and found out that the problem was principally that she had previous experience in the romantic area#so people just didn't take her seriously and said she was lying#even though she stated multiple times that she wasn't comfortable in those situations#now things are more calmed but damn#mind your own bussiness#i believe she knows more about herself than you#sorry if i offended you with this comment but i hate how aro/ace/aroace people are always left behind#insulted and rejected because they “dont know what they are talking about”#or because they “just have to wait for the right person”#or because they are “psychopaths and they are missing something”#i love that animator and she helped me realise a lot about myself#and now that i know the context i think i will start making a list and killing aphobes one by one#aromantic#arospec#asexual#aroace#acespec
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Ken Sato, outfielder for the Yomiuri Giants, comes clean about giant spending habits!
In a recent interview, All-Star player Kenji Sato confessed to spending absurd amounts of money on grossly large sports memorabilia— mostly his own.
“I have a good, totally plausible reason for it,” Sato had plead, unconvincingly.
Sato bat an average of .420 last season, which puts him among the best. “It’s— ugh. Hm. Erm. It’s.” Unfortunately, he struck out severely in attempting to explain his spending habits.
“Don’t knock it ‘til you try it!” Sato swore, but then refused to give exact numbers in terms of pricing for those who may want to “try it”.
For the readers not in the know, a 15-foot recreation of Sato’s jersey recently went viral when commission details were leaked to the public. Our interviewer asked for a comment concerning the jersey, to which Sato is quoted to have said: “Well. I guess you can say I have a pretty big fan.”
#ultraman rising#ultraman: rising#kenji sato#fanart#digital art#emi sato#ken sato#art#artists on tumblr#emi is his number one fan. that girl loves her dad so much#not mentioned are the GIANT aviators. the VERY LARGE ballcap.#included some silly doodles at the end#second one was drawn in magma 💔💔 sorry about the quality#I HAD to write a goofy article thing. Love the idea of the public and the media just seeing Ken do the weirdest things out of context#you best BELIEVE Kenji was grinning like an imp when he said that last bit#anyways unrelated headcanon Emi becomes a Tigers fan. kenji never recovers#signature is my real signature sorry for the confusion gang
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happy 4th birthday to the most batshit ask I’ve ever received on this webbed site!!
#deity dialogue#for context: this was sent after i made a post asking if my tone of speaking soemtimes sounds rude because I struggle with tone#additional follow up context: this person saying my coworkers should find me scary was in regards to a post where I said that I can’t#successfully scare my coworkers but they succeed in scaring me#but all that aside what a wild and shitty thing to send to a stranger online who you know nothing about! I hope this person is lying about#as my psychologist like fuck off#the funniest part is them saying they sent it on anon because if they didn’t other people would be lining up begging them to diagnose them#this ask made me turn off anon asks for the first time ever btw#idk just sending an ask like this to someone you only know through a couple posts online is such a shit person move#shout out to my followers and friends at the time who all teamed up to clown on this person for this shit
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spoilers for my fanfic but i dont know if ill have the energy to finish it, so here's some uh oh doodles
#my art#anihita europa#messmer the impaler#sote#sote spoilers#for context in case u want it. messmer chose rellana's loyalty over anihita's oaths so she dipped. messmer ended up regretting his choice#bc rellana is sort of using her position to feel a sense of fulfillment and purpose and he doesn't want to BE her purpose#but he didn't want to abandon what he saw as a treasured friend and companion. but rellana said some very bad things about ani regarding he#uh. situationship with rennala. and messmer didn't tell her to cut it out. so anihita left. couldnt do it. cant do this again.#messmer ultimately tried to help anihita in the final fight and miquella stole his eyeball and released the base serpent#so ani had to fight the base serpent. and the starscourge. and a god. all at once#and she fucking did it. but god she does not want to be alive anymore.
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shiv's motivations for voting to pass the gojo deal are so layered and i don't think they should be dismissed in favour of any one interpretation. shiv desperately grabbed on to a lifeline for her relationship with tom. shiv was the deciding vote and she couldn't bear to hold the crown only for a moment just to place it atop her brother's head. shiv knew she would have more influence as wife of CEO rather than sister of CEO. shiv absolutely hated seeing kendall crystallize into logan before her eyes, especially when he made roman bleed ("and if we did kill him we get to go to bed") -- succession has always been about siblings so of course she tried to free her brothers before her child. shiv still thinks she can raise her child with all the material benefits of being the daughter of waystar CEO while doing better by her, whatever that means. and all of those things are true
#shiv roy#succession#succession spoilers#ok i'm sleeping#wait i know i just assumed tomshiv baby is a girl but like. i'm right#also i have seen many people say shiv did it purely out of spite and i will say#i don't think they would have had dialogue about shiv saying she's tired and they should all rest#or panned to shiv looking at roman's face fresh with blood#or shown shiv tearing up over her conversation with tom at the beginning of the episode#or had her say 'i cannot stomach you' which has pretty obvious connotations even in the context of succ#or had shiv make up her mind precisely when kendall said the andrew dodds confession was a lie#if her motives weren't meant to be read as ambiguous. they would not have put those things in there without reason#shiv leaving the room may have been impulsive spite but what came after was more complicated#it's also not even wholly altruistic it's just cold admittance that they don't have It. she thinks she does#and i'm not sure why the sentiment that they can't take it but she can surprises anyone#she's literally always seen herself as the exception
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#lines that live rent free in my head tbh. although i'm not sure i communicated it as well/clearly as i'd like#he should def look a little more scary but i'm not the best at dogs aksdjfhjdsk#thoughts#my art#les mis#jean valjean#javert#<- i mean. sort of. lol#also Two footnotes here:#firstly i'm pretty sure in the original french it just stops short at 'to lick' & what is being licked is just implied by the context#so the 'intruder's hand' is all hapgood afaik. that said it's fun so i'm keeping it. fan art of hapgood translation specifically now ig#second footnote is just that i don't think he'd actually have any scars around his wrist bc the manacles are only for actually being#arrested afaik. when he was actually in toulon he'd only have the chain on his leg. but it's good symbolism so.#also the chain thing i had a whole thought process abt symbolism we being willingly/unwillingly chained willingly/unwillingly set loose#parallels & contrasts etc etc but i don't think it really ended up being very clear. but oh well. we're clearing out wips here#also was contemplating something about that thing about medieval art of saints having an open palm to represent#openness/sincerity/righteousness to the person they're facing but again not very evident
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Cellbit: Yeah, [Bobby is] our son.
Roier: What?
Cellbit: He's our son, no? Or not? Am I not?
Roier: I mean… he's already dead. [...] By the time we got married, he was no longer around. So in theory, in theory-
Cellbit: But in my heart, he is my son.
Roier: Oh, that's fine, in your heart, yes. In your heart, yes. But actually-
Cellbit: He could have been my son, he could have been.
Roier: But actually, he is my son and Jaiden’s.
Cellbit: Yes yes, definitely, of course.
Roier: [Smacks him] Exactly. Well, you're the step-father, you know?
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Cellbit: Hey Tina, have you met Bobby? I don't think you did, right?
Tina: I met him a little bit earlier, he's so cute!
Roier: Aww
Tina: I told him I like StarBobby.
Cellbit: Yeah, it's our son.
Roier: What? But-
Cellbit: He's our son, no? Or not? Am I not?
Roier: I mean... he's already dead.
Cellbit: That's true, that's true.
Roier: By the time we got married, he was no longer around.
Cellbit: That's true, true.
Roier: So in theory, in theory-
Cellbit: But in my heart, he is my son.
Roier: Oh, that's fine, in your heart, yes. In your heart, yes. But actually-
Bagi: Am I the auntie?
Cellbit: He could have been my son, he could have been.
Roier: But actually, he is my son and Jaiden’s.
Cellbit: Yes yes, definitely, of course.
Roier: [Smacks him] Exactly. Well, you're the step-father, you know?
Bagi: So I don't think I'm your auntie, sorry. Unless you want to!
Cellbit: Yes, fake dad, fake dad. Fake father.
Roier: But it's ok. It's ok.
Cellbit: It's ok, it's ok.
Roier: It's this dumbass' fault he died anyways.
#Roier#Cellbit#Guapoduo#Bobby#QSMP#Saw people straight up lying about what they said during this exchange so this is just me slapping down the receipts#Roier's right though! At that point in time he and Cellbit weren't married nor did they have that kind of relationship#If Bobby hadn't died maybe Cellbit COULD'VE been some kind of guardian to him#But Bobby is; and has always been; Roier and Jaiden's son#As a side note#With how involved Roier is in fandom stuff#I'm sure he's seen how frequently Jaiden gets left out and/or replaced with Cellbit in family art#So whether this is his gentle reminder to fans or just him establishing a boundary in a relationship: Roier is based#And it's a disservice to his and Cellbit's characters to take their words out of context and/or purposefully misinterpret them#Cellbit understood where Roier was coming from and explained how he saw things#(''I could've been'' ''in my heart'' etc.)#and Roier explained his perspective#(''We weren't married yet'' ''He was already dead by then'' ''Jaiden and I are his parents'')#Communication is the foundation to any good relationship!#and Guapoduo do it well. Usually#The fandom could learn a thing or two from QSMP; aka ''Communications SMP''#Bagi in the background going ''I'm an auntie? :D'' then ''oh no I'm not your auntie'' then ''Haha UNLESS?'' is so funny
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#discord chat#discord#submission#out of context discord#admin boa#food mention //#i still think. one of the funniest things uve said in an rp is#“i can fax you this taco bell”
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I promised the masses a pretty bat and I delivered
#for context--i said if i got my boops received maxed out on the boop-o-meter--i'd draw a pretty bitterbat#my art#bitterbat#glitter and guilt#i love him when he is a simp but when he is just chilling...it does things to my brain#bitterbat when he isn't in complete down bad mode for sweetheart is very....very um...WOW IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE OR IS IT JUST ME#i used to think he had no affect on me but now he's gotta join jack and pluto#i need to stop simping for my own ocs#i'mma also stop talking in these damn tags--y'all learnin' too much
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🍂
#i redrew a wip i made months ago and it looked way better than the og so i finished it 😭#they are young adults here (like 18-20 range) this is just before they go to college 👍#i wanted to include more things with this but ill just post them separately later 😭 im lazy sorry#i wanna explain their friendship but words hard. basically clippy is a bit of a punching bag but he sticks with bonzi regardless#bonzi is an asshole and has almost gotten the both of them in trouble multiple times. Not a great influence#to bonzi clippy is like his own chatgpt or some shit. does his homework for him. his own personal nerd#clippy didnt realize he was being used for a long time because he was gullible 😔 HES OK NOW THO#virtual assistants#clippy#bonzi buddy#gijinka#object head#webcore#digital art#doodle#i said i would draw a happy clippy but um. 😭 ILL DRAW SOMETHING CUTE LATER i mean hes kinda cutes here but with extra context its ☹️#im still figuring out how to draw this stupid gorila
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Poppy for N2 au, it took me so long to make her design cuz I didn't really know what I wanted to do only because I feel like her design is pretty perfect.
But then I just thought about fun outfits to give her or outfits that I would find comfortable if I was wearing them and it all came together.
Poppy here is pretty much the same as here movie counterpart, as nothing really changes on her end of things other than having more insight on Branch through his brothers, and through Lief. Shes also a bit more understanding a bit earlier on because of it but it doesnt do much to change her own character arc I would say.
Bonus
Part of Poppys design was based off a design I had made for previous rulers of Troll Village/Tree
Namely Queen Protea who I designed as Poppys grandmother
Named after the Protea flower which part of her design is based off :D
In the context of this Au Protea was the one who conceptualized the tunnels while her son, King Peppy, was the one to follow through after her death
#my art#dreamworks trolls#trolls#trolls 3#trolls au#trolls band together#trolls branch#trolls poppy#trolls oc#trolls oc lief#trolls oc protea#its really hard to mess with poppy at least in the context of this au cuz like i said nothing really changes on her end#whats changed in this au was just stuff on Branchs side of things#Poppy can witness these things but she herself isnt really changed by them#she of course would have more insight on Branchs life through his brothers and the addition of Lief as a character#but idk if that would fully change her approach with him other than what ive displayed#where shed try to relate to branch rather than trying to force him to relate to her#which would then most likely make her more understanding going forward than she was in canon#im still figuring her out#also since im in the tags and nobody really reads this#i feel brave enough to say#that secretly#ive been kind of sort of#posting a fanfic of this au under the name not the only one#on ao3#and thats where Protea comes from#its not well written in the slightest#but its just for fun and practice so in my mind it doesnt really have to be entirely#but i am having fun with it#so if you see this and check it out please be so very nice to me please
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Wild how we know that Elizabeth Woodville was officially appointed to royal councils in her own right during her husband’s reign and fortified the Tower of London in preparation of a siege while 8-months pregnant and had forces gathering at Westminster “in the queen’s name” in 1483 – only for NONE of these things to be even included, let alone explored, in the vast majority of scholarship and historical novels involving her.
#lol I don't remember writing this - I found it when I was searching for something else in my drafts. But it's 100% true so I had to post it.#elizabeth woodville#my post#Imo this is mainly because Elizabeth's negative historiography has always involved both vilification and diminishment in equal measure.#and because her brand of vilification (femme fatale; intriguer) suggests more indirect/“feminine” than legitimate/forceful types of power#It's still bizarre though-you'd think these would be some of the most famous & defining aspects of Elizabeth's life. But apparently not#I guess she only matters when it comes to marrying Edward and Promoting Her Family and scheming against Richard#There is very lacking interest in her beyond those things even in her traditionally negative depictions#And most of her “reassessments” tend to do diminish her so badly she's rendered utterly irrelevant and almost pathetic by the end of it#Even when some of these things *are* mentioned they're never truly emphasized as they should be.#See: her formal appointment in royal councils. It was highly unconventional + entirely unprecedented for queens in the 14th & 15th century#You'd think this would be incredibly important and highlighted when analyzing late medieval queenship in England but apparently not#Historians are more willing to straight-up INVENT positions & roles for so many other late medieval queens/king's mothers that didn't exist#(not getting into this right now it's too long...)#But somehow acknowledging and discussing Elizabeth's ACTUAL formally appointed role is too much for them I guess#She's either subsumed into the general vilification of her family (never mind that they were known as 'the queen's kin' to actual#contemporaries; they were defined by HER not the other way around) or she's rendered utterly insignificant by historians. Often both.#But at the end of the day her individual role and identity often overlooked or downplayed in both scenarios#and ofc I've said this before but - there has literally never been a proper reassessment of Elizabeth's role in 1483-85 TILL DATE#despite the fact that it's such a sensational and well-known time period in medieval England#This isn't even a Wars of the Roses thing. Both Margaret of Anjou and Margaret Beaufort have had multiple different reassessments#of their roles and positions during their respective crises/upheavals by now;#There is simply a distinct lack of interest in reassessing Elizabeth in a similar way and I think this needs to be acknowledged.#Speaking of which - there's also a persistent habit of analyzing her through the context of Margaret of Anjou or Elizabeth of York#(either as a parallel or a foil) rather than as a historical figure in HER OWN RIGHT#that's also too long to get into I just wanted to point it out because I hate it and I think it's utterly senseless#I've so much to say about how all of this affects her portrayal in historical fiction as well but that's going into a whole other tangent#ofc there are other things but these in particular *really* frustrate me#just felt like ranting a bit in the tags because these are all things that I want to individually discuss someday with proper posts...
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October kickstarter update info in the tags <3
#We're told that#out of the cast#only Vere and Ais have fangs. Ais' show when he grins.#We're told things will go badly for him very quickly in his route though...We're getting more snippets of the updated demo.#Vere blushing...Vere blushing. Mhin says “I grew up here”#no other context than that#probably referring to Eridia?#The devs are hard at work producing assets#art#and writing the chapters#but that said#the chapters are progressing steadily.#Lastly#we get a sneak peek of a new background showing how the light and skies turn red in Eridia...#that's it pretty much#oh and Kuras staring breathlessly at MC and being mad at them in some of the snippets#that's about it#kickstarter update#touchstarved game
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the fact that megumi was supposed to be the MC makes me giddy as hell. ITS ALL COMING TOGETHER GUYS
#in the context of jjk it feels like the main character and the protagonist are not exactly the same thing#yuuji is the main character who was stripped away of all the things that made him the protagonist#and all the things that made yuuji the protagonist were later given to megumi#megumi is the “chosen one” the one in a million but all those things that normally would make the main character the protagonist#are out of megumi’s control#the story is still about yuuji#the story could only take place BECAUSE of yuuji and yuuji's CHOICES that’s why he’s the main character#yes kenjaku orchiestrated everything about yuuji's birth and role in life but yuuji is still the one who CHOSE to consume sukuna’s finger#yuuji was still the one who CHOSE to#not include himself in the binding vow sukuna made him enter#those are two pivotal points in the story and yuuji was the one who made them#yuuji may not be ”the choosen one” BUT THATS A GOOD THING#that means that even tho kenjaku orchestrated yuuji’s role in life yuuji was and still is the one in charge of his own life and story#he even decided to postpone his own execution wondering “why the heck I have to be executed”#he gets to chose what he’ll do next and NOT FATE#megumi is the one who’s “blessed” he inherited the most powerful zenin ct he’s father was the catalyst that started it all#he’s the one who was#the one in a million chance to be sukuna’s vessels#and megumi didn’t have ANY say in that#because all this time megumi didn’t get to be in charge of his own life#gege really had the fate toy with him just like reggie said to him back then#megumi gets to be the protagonist (or more like have a role of the protagonist) because he let the “fate” dictate his life for him#(unless noooowww he decides to finally take the reins of his life and save himself from his fate)#itadori yuuji#fushiguro megumi#I’m yapping I don’t even know if this makes sense I was caught in a moment skksskks
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Vibrates intensely in emotional reunion.
Look I know this is now how it went 😔 but I really wanted to use this quote for these two (its from How to Train your Dragon 2), imagine Dainsleif feeling so much joy and relief upon finding the Lost Prince alive and well, him showing more vulnerability than Paimon and Lumine have ever seen. ITS NOT CANON, BUT IT COMPELS ME!!! xD
-NO ROMANCE INCLUDED-
#genshin impact#Kaeya alberich#dainsleif#dainsleif the bough keeper#kaeya genshin impact#dainsleif genshin impact#Isa's fanart#insertsomethinawesome#June2023#The shading on this got so wildly out of control SDFLJSDLKGJSDLGSD#I told myself it would be simple. Then I didn't make it simple#tis my curse. I let these things get out of hand xD#Sometimes its good and fine!!! But other times i need to. Not#So I actually finish projects and don't keep perpetuating my perfectionism#THAT BEING SAID THO I LOVE HOW THIS TURNED OUT#Httyd 2 my beloved#I love this quote in the original context ;;v;;#and I like getting to abuse it for other contexts >:3c#Let dainsleif be soft. and also force him to take a break and a nap asdlfJSDLGKJSDGLKJSD
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