#oswald cobblepot x male!reader
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This might be a bit controversial 👀 but being negative to real people over a fictional character ain’t it. Sorry not sorry.
A fictional character is absolutely no reason to treat someone disrespectfully unless it’s doing genuine harm 👍🏾 shaming writers for fictional characters is distasteful
Lets be respectful to writer’s and everyone in general!
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Edward Nygma x Oswald Cobblepot x Third Person Potential 😍😜😂
Consider this: another person involved with Edward and Oswald, someone with a crush on both of them, both times requited. It could be utter chaos! 😜
Oswald "life only gives you one true love" Cobblepot, who's already in an exited state because of his crush on Ed, having to question his mother's words.
Meanwhile Edward "I could never love you" Nygma is questioning everything. He loves Oswald, a man! But he likes him just as much as this other person.
If the other person was
a) a man or non-binary, Ed would be in even more denial: yes, he likes Oswald, who isn't a woman, but he also likes this other person who isn't either, and since romantic love is usually only between two people, that must mean that he doesn't really like either of them that way, right?
b) If on the other hand the other person was a woman (I haven't finished the show, but I read some people say that Oswald is/could be bi), Ed would focus on her and inevitably notice the way she looks at Oswald, which just so happens to be similar to the way Ed looks at him.
Upon seeing that Oswald likes her too, Ed being the compulsory heterosexual bi disaster (affectionate) that he is, wouldn't notice that his jealousy goes both ways: being directed at Oswald for having her affection yet also at her for having Oswald's attention.
c) on a third note: They could also just be happy and once they got together I think they'd be unstoppable.
Regardless of who the last person is, these two thrive from being loved by one person alone, make that two people and they're over the moon! 🥰
Let me know your thoughts and feelings 😁😊 Would anyone like a Nygmobblepot x reader fanfic?
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hey can you do relationship hc for oswald cobblepot (sfw/nsfw) with a male or gn reader
thanks!
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oswald cobblepot/the penguin x m!reader headcanons!
warnings: amab/male reader, switch reader, switch oswald, russian oswald, penetration, praise kink, blowjobs/handjobs, short sorry
wc: 600+
note: erm ignore how this took almost a year bye
cut for length!
sfw;
☆ - knows he can be snappy at times so he makes up for it by lots of apologizing if gets mad at you, as well as flowers and an expensive dinner <3
☆ - various petnames, some in english some in russian. he loves his native language and thinks calling you russian petnames is the best thing in the world. his favorites are лапушечка (darling), умняшка* (clever/smart), солнышко (sun/sunshine)
☆ - he adores how smart you are. it doesn't matter if you're not a genius and just know common knowledge, he's in love you and your mind and could listen to you talk about anything for hours
☆ - secretly a cuddlebug. he always want to be touching you even if small ways, in public he'll always want to be sitting next to you. and in private, he'll always wants hugs. if you two move in (which he heavily wants), cuddles, every night. he doesn't mind any cuddling position, i really dont think he has a preference. he just wants to be close to you.
☆ - can and will show up to your house uninvited just to say hi
☆ - wants you to move in with him or buy a house for the two of you to live in. he has the money, he doesn't get why you won't let him. if you do cave and say yes, he'll look at every house available and show you all of them, requesting a walk through for the two of you and everything. he wants the house to be perfect for the both of you, and he won't accept anything but perfect.
☆ - very protective of you, would do anything you asked him. he doesn't want anyone to be rude to you, so what if your coworker who was yelling at you was found dead within a few days? it couldve been anything...
☆ - loves kissing you. forehead kisses, cheek kisses, normal kisses, he just wants to kiss you :(
☆ - kind of very clingy. just always wants to be around you. it doesn't matter what you're doing, he'll try his hardest to find a way to go with you. you have to do paperwork? he'll sit in your office with you. you have to cook? he doesn't mind waiting. you have to clean your house and do chores? he'll help! there's really no way to avoid him.
nsfw;
☆ - a switch, obviously.
☆ - doesn't mind being a dom or sub, but it would definitely take awhile for him to warm up to the idea of penetration either ways.
☆ - i hc that he's a virgin when you start dating LOL. u can not tell me that man fucks
☆ - loves hand stuff and oral! horrified of going all the way.
☆ - i think he would probably have to be really close to you and have to wear/make you wear protection for penetration. he's a bit of a germaphobe and just doesn't think its very cleanly.
☆ - after awhile and he's more comfortable with it though, it's over for you. he can go hard either way, one day he wants to be completely under your control and the next day maybe he wants to boss you around and take control over you, it really just depends on how he's feeling!
☆ - i also heavily hc that he has a praise kink, he wants to be praised and he wants to praise you. he turns into putty and basically gets hearts in his eyes whenever you tell him he's doing a good job or he's being a good boy. but on the other side of things, he also wants you to know how much he loves you. like i said before he really likes complimenting how smart you are, so expect him to praise you over every little thing you do!!!
☆ - probably wants to hold your hand while fucking lol, will basically beg to hold your hand if he has to.
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A m!reader or gn! Reader with zsasz? (Smut if you’re comfortable) breaking into Penguins house looking for info and Zsasz catches them
Caught || Victor Zsasz
[Victor Zsasz x M!Reader]
Summary: you get caught by Zsasz that results in the you and the assassin participating in flirty banter
Warnings: sexual innuendo, violence, held captured, knife stuff
Masterlist
A/N: I haven’t watched Gotham in ages and I’m tired so I apologise if it’s rubbish. I’m also sorry this took so long. Also no smut for male readers cause I don’t want to make it seem like I’m sexualising the relationship and also idk how to write them
You knew it was a dangerous mission, but you took it anyways. Tabitha hired you to find any information that could assist in bringing down Penguin and she was offering big bucks.
Slowly, you snuck through the window of the office and let your eyes to adjust to the dark atmosphere. You head straight for the desk; you knew Penguin would not be so stupid to have his dark secrets spilled out on the desk for anybody to find but you had to start somewhere. The papers were stacked neat upon the in table and you flicked the through them quickly but only found bills and receipts, just as you expected.
Moving to the bottom draw, you feel a floorboard creak beneath your foot. You knew it was cliché but you moved and lifted the wooden panel to find a large tin box. “Jackpot,” you whisper under your breath.
“Jackpot indeed,” another voice chuckled before you were knocked out.
Your eyes slowly opened. You must be wearing a blind fold because you couldn’t see your surroundings. “Shit,” you murmur. You couldn’t believe that you were caught.
“Have a nice sleep?” The voice spoke again.
“Tell me who you are,” you demand.
“Alright, Zsasz,” he chuckles, “you could’ve just asked though, no need for the attitude.”
“Oh yeah; no need for attitudes. I’m just tired to a chair and blindfolded,” you scoff. You had heard of Zsasz, everyone has. He is notorious for being the most sadistic sociopath in Gotham, which is quite the accomplishment.
“You’re a snarky one, aren’t you?” He sniggers, “If it makes you feel better you look hot tied up.”
“Did you just- are you flirting with me?” The shock in your voice was evident.
Zsasz chuckled once more, “You wouldn’t blame me if you saw yourself.”
“Take this blind fold off then,” You shrug. You were about to open your mouth to speak again but was stopped when you felt the cold metal of a blade being dragged across your cheek before cutting the fabric over your eyes.
You blinked hard four times as you eyes settled to the bright room. You must have been out for the whole night.
“Ta-Da!” Zsasz smirks. You examine the assassin before you; admiring the black fashion that adorned him. You also took in account the weapons that decorated he belt. “Checking me out, huh?”
“Just finding a way to get out of here,” you smile smugly up at him.
He shakes his head, “you can try but you will not succeed.”
“We’ll just have to find out, won’t we?” You roll your eyes. You flinch as a strong gloved hands held your chin and jolts your head up.
“You have such gorgeous eyes,” he hums before revealing the small knife in his other hand, “it’ll be a shame if I had to remove them.”
“What do you want?” You sigh in -embarrassing quick- defeat.
“That’s better, handsome,” Zsasz stepped back, letting your chin go, “I want to know why you were snooping around the boss’ office. Who sent you?”
“What makes you think I was sent?” You tilt your head.
“Since Penguin has no affiliation with you and you obviously look like a common thief so why would you go to his office when it is public knowledge the valuables are upstairs?” he shrugs.
You blinked.
“Oh come on, pretty boy,” he sighs dramatically (you blush at the nickname), “it’s Penguin who wants to know. I was happy to kill you right there and then. So who sent you?”
“Give me a kiss and I’ll tell you,” you smile smugly up at him. You decided to play along with his flirting game.
You weren’t expecting the assassin to do it but he held your chin once more and brought your lips together but it only lasted fifteen seconds. “So. Who sent you?” You looked up at him wide eyed with blushing cheeks. “Oh come one, handsome, a deal is a deal.”
“This woman at the Siren,” you break the eye contact and look down to the carpeted floor.
“Which woman?” He presses for more information. He moved to stand behind you and held your shoulders, the contact making you jump a little.
“I don’t know her name.”
“Yes you do.”
“I don’t!”
“Hmmm.. yeah you do.”
“This woman just walked up to me and knew who I was.”
“Barbara or Tabitha.”
“What?”
“The Siren, right?” He leans forward so his face was beside yours, “so was it Barbara Kean or Tabitha Galavan?”
“I didn’t catch her name, sorry,” you shrugged.
“Oh honey,” you for his hot breath on your neck, “this is gonna be a long night.
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DC Masterlist:
Characters I’ll do: Jumpscare, I actually only write for Oswald Cobblepot! (Might be niche but he’s my current fixation)
Versions I’ll do: I’ll do him from BTAS, Batman Returns, Farrel Penguin from The Penguin, Oswalda from Batman Caped Crusader, and 2004 penguin. I have no preference since I love basically every version of Oswald 🫶
(If gender is not specified, its gender neutral)
Headcanons= 🌙, Oneshots= 🌕
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The Gotham Bunch as Lyrics in "Like My Father" by Jax
Maggie: "I wanna come home to roses, and dirty little notes on Post-its, and when my hair starts turning grey, he'll say I'm like a fine wine better with age"
Bruce Wayne: "I guess I learned it from my parents... That true love starts with friendship"
Oswald: "I wanna slow dance in the living room like we're eighteen in senior prom and grow old with someone that makes me feel young"
[name]: "I need a man who loves me like, my father (Falcone) loves my mom ( the deceased Mrs. Falcone)"
(lol. this has been sitting in my drafts for like- a year)
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Not Your Tie: Oswald Cobblepot X Male Reader
Prompt: Tropesgiving Day 6: Clothing Swap Pronouns: He/Him, reader called ‘boyfriend’ Physical Sex: None Mentioned Rating: M/Mature Themes Warnings: Oswald stays in the closet to get votes, mentions of sex, Ed knows everything and doesn't hate Oswald, Oswald isn't in this very much Summary: After a long night of celebration you arrive at the mayor’s office wearing Oswald’s tie. Luckily for you, Edward is a good friend.
Working on the mayoral campaign for Oswald Cobblepot brought about many new things. You and Oswald grew much closer as the victory neared. All the while you began to notice that Edward Nygma has a way of noticing little details that no one else would. He can tell when Oswald is acting odder than usual, he can tell when you’re not as focused as you should be, and, most of all, he sees the little hints of dishevelment in everyone.
This is something you didn’t quite know until it was too late.
Oswald claims victory like anyone else would. He drinks, he cheers, and he spends the night with his boyfriend. After such a great victory the night is a long one with hours of telling Oswald just how good of a mayor he’ll be. The dear little Penguin lives for praise just as much as he lives for the thrill of crime.
When morning comes around it becomes clear that Oswald will be arriving to the office late due to his limp ‘acting up’ as you’ll say. A simple flare up of an old injury. Nothing scandalous or something people may look down on. You tuck him in, leave a small breakfast on his nightstand, and give him a kiss goodbye. He gives you a small groan in farwell as you brush back his tousled hair.
When you arrive at the mayor’s office you’re swarmed with cameras. Your exact relationship with Oswald isn’t quite public in order to save face and get more support, but the people seem to know you’re close to the new mayor. Some news sources equate your relationship to that between brothers. You push through them and into the building where Edward waits with a clipboard.
“Where’s Oswald?” He asks as if every plan for the day is in immediate jeopardy.
“Sleeping in, his leg’s acting up.”
Edward walks beside you, silent for a moment as he processes the information you’ve given him.
“He has a lot to do today-”
“I know, Ed.” You cut him off, pinching the bridge of your nose as you feel a headache come on. “He’ll be here when he can present a strong front, just do what you can for now.”
Edward stops you, grabbing your arm to turn and face him. “You expect me to play mayor in his absence?”
“I expect you to keep the office running while Oswald recovers.”
He stares at your blankly, eyes glancing down to your chest.
“What?” You asked, exasperated.
“Nothing, it’s nothing.”
“It’s something, Ed.” You sigh and grit your teeth. “Tell me in a non-riddle format.”
Ed presses his lips together. “Well, it’s simply that…” He pauses again, thinking his words through.
“Ed!”
“That’s not your tie.” He blurts out.
You look down to see the red-ish purple spotted tie that Oswald had worn the night before. In your rush of gathering clothes you must have grabbed in by mistake.
“Shit.” Your hands go to your head in worry.
The press saw you with it on. Any little rat with too much time on their hands could spin this and out Oswald. It could cost him support, funding, a chance at reelection. Considering the worst case scenario, nothing is looking good.
“There are spares in the breakroom, I'll take it and we can hope no one noticed you.”
You untie the knot and hand the tie over to Ed. He takes it in his pocket and you both walk to the breakroom where you grab another tie. None of the staff see you, thankfully.
“What time is the parade?” You ask as you tie the new tie.
“We have to be in the lineup in an hour.”
“Get everything together, I’ll call Oswald and get him up.” You start towards the door.
“You should brush your hair.” You stop in your tracks.
You sigh and brush a hand through your hair, patting it down as best you can before opening the door. You spend the rest of the day covering up why Oswald is limping more than usual and staring at yourself in the mirror to double, then triple check that you didn’t swap anything else of Oswald’s. It isn’t until you're back in Oswald’s office with he and Ed that you feel relaxed. Until Ed points out that Oswald is wearing your watch.
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More new bots!
Hey there! It’s been a while, but after seeing the amount of positive feedback I got from you guys for my previous yandere bots, I decided to make a fresh batch, but these ones will be canon characters! Please, let me know what you guys think of them and send me any thoughts or any form of feedback, I’d be happy to read all of them! Here’s the new bots. //Mun Kiki
Oswald Cobblepot [Yandere]
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=EzXt6429t4aDe9XCxPenmMKsICq_684OSvo2mQrvb5c
Homelander [Yandere]
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=w5C7nqhcOhQjsN62sOE5iMtKLa7b2lfN4KMSBe1ytIc
Overhaul [Yandere]
https://beta.character.ai/chat?char=MhaTYwtl5ud7rmDbSwRx6ZHwY2qN5X8Kx0uq0_b6Wyw
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I want to write fanfiction about the btas penguin so bad 😭😭 WOULD YALL WANNA SEE THAT??
I love him so much guys 🧍♂️
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Oswald Cobblepot x reader who is eddward's nygma brother headcanons
so, i absolutely love oswald with all my heart and i wanted to make some fanfictions about him (but first i'll try some headcanons lol maybe a story a little bit later here is nothing !)
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you two first met when oswald was at edd's appartment (when he just had killed kristine), you knew about all that other side of him thing so of course your brother tried to protect you from his "ennemies" and other people who could use you against him
at first well it was awkard, oswald mostly was talking with edd and didn't even paid attention to you being here
but there was the time when he came back to the center of gotham after killing his step family and when edd was at arkham, oswald came to check on edd but when he only saw you in a pitiful and stressed state, he didn't leave so quickly that he was planning to at base
actually checks on you often even if it puts him in danger
one time he came injured, you took him inside and healed him the best you could and he stayed a week, you both had to sleep in the same bed btw
one day like the others, he looked at you while you were reading one of edd's book and said : "y/n, you are a very handsome man plus you are kind, why don't you have a girlfriend yet ?"
aouch how to explain to the penguin that..
"i'm homosexual mister oswald" you responded while putting the book away, while you were away of the bed, he took that as an advantage and took you by behind to make you fall on his chest
"o-oswald your injuries !" "fuck that i had worse" those were the last phrases before he kissed you
when edd got out of arkham, you didn't told him yet about you and oswald but one day he took you appart and make you answer at this riddle :
"i can make most of people fall, i can be happy, really hurtful, blind, sometimes i make people do things they wouldn't do usually, who am i ?"
"love"
"correct dear brother ! i heard your little hum, relationship with my good friend oswald, i wish you the best for both of you but if he does anything to you tell me"
you nodded before joining your pair, at least he was supportive
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I'm begging please yandere gotham oswald cobblepot with a male readers hc
For a queer character there is surprising lack of male reader stuff with him
i think thats bc you can just pretend youre eddie for the experience lmao. but yeah, we need more ozzie content. btw, this is only gonna cover season oneish, mostly bc this man goes through so much and i cant possibly cover it all in one post
yandere!gotham!penguin x male!reader
-you work at fish's club as a waiter, so hes known you for a while. youre one of the only people who treats him with any kindness, the only others being his mother and (sometimes) fish, so he spends most of his free time with you
-he falls for you hard and fast, but he takes a while to recognize it as love. hes been bullied all his life, so he assumes that his feelings for you are just friendship. of course, his mother recognizes her son is in love and gives him a little talk (she assumes its a woman, but her hearts in the right place). once he knows hes in love, he does absolutely nothing with that knowledge
-dont get me wrong, he utterly adores you. youre on his mind constantly. he just doesnt feel like hes important enough to have you yet. why would you ever want a pathetic little umbrella boy? so he stays friends with you, and he starts planning. if he doesnt deserve you now, he'll have to work to earn you
-then the whole "fish tries to have him killed for betraying her" thing happens. and up until he takes over her club, theres not much he can do about you. hes moreso focused on survival at the moment. but when he takes the club, he keeps you around and promotes you to co-owner
-this man spoils you constantly. you want a new suit? he gets you a personal tailor. you say you like a color? the club is covered in it within the week. you say you dont like someone? theyre found dead the next day, and zsasz has a new tally on his arm. anything you want, he takes to the extreme
-aaand now hes fighting for his life again. my poor boy, hes suffered more than jesus and weve only just finished season one. hes now the self-proclaimed king of gotham, and his ego is through the roof. his first act as king? shows up at your doorstep with a bouquet of purple roses and begs you to be his
-if you accept his love, you rule gotham by his side. directly by his side. you two share the throne in the most physical interpretation of the phrase, this man is so clingy. youre never out of his sight for more than an hour, and if you are, all of his men start searching the city for you. oswald practically worships you. to the gotham underworld, youre known as his better half. if someone can convince you to let them live, oswald will listen because thats what his lovebird wants, and what his lovebird wants, he gets
-if you dont, he does his best not to cry. in front of you, that is. he rushes to his mom and sobs for hours. once he calms down, gotham becomes a dark place. no mercy is shown to anyone who messes up, infighting is almost encouraged, and the only rule of the penguin is that youre not to be hurt. people are allowed to affect your life, though. any partners of yours tragically die, youre constantly put into (controlled) danger, your apartment even gets broken into so you dont feel safe at home. if youre not going to embrace oswald willingly, he'll just frighten you into running into his arms
#writing the wrongs#yandere x reader#penguin x reader#btw sorry if this sucks im sunburnt and exhausted#oswald cobblepot x reader#oswald cobblepot
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"Thief"
Jim Gordon & Teen! Gn Reader
Type: platonic/familial fluff
Word count: 939
Warnings: reader's gender is not specified, no pronouns used for the reader, reader can be read as any gender, platonic/familial fluff, Jim Gordon is a softie, father figure Jim, sneaky reader, stealing
Request: "So I wanted to request a Jim Gordon x male/gn!teen! Reader (plutonic obviously)? R is kinda like Selena were they are out on the streets but are good at stealing/breaking into peoples places. They don't want to admit it but Jim is kind of a father figure to them, even though he's trying to catch them because R is like this vigilante who won'leave him alone. U can make it angsty or fluffy or whatever I'm just in desperate need of father figure! Jim Gordon (I blame my, well, father figure issues)"
A/N: Hey I'm so sorry this took so long to post and that it's so short and I don't know if this is something you had in mind, but the idea came into my mind and seemed cute so here it is! I hope you like it! And if it's not to your liking or what you had in mind feel free to send a message or ask and we shall fix it up or write something else!
Gotham was running another mayor election after the last misfortunate events leading up to loss of the last one, just like a couple of months back. Nothing new.
Though new elections meant new press meetings with the fresh promising candidates, and new press meetings meant lots of rich people on one spot, and that meant plenty of bounty for you.
You loved that kind of stuff, everyone was so close together and staring at the randos talking on the stand that none of them noticed you slipping by and stealing everything and anything that could be stolen and valuable. Easy peasy.
This was one of those events. There was a big crowd of people gathered in front of a small man with a funky hairstyle dressed all in black, through their talk overhearing his name was Oswald Cobblepot, asking him questions about his plans for the future of the city of Gotham. Phew like Gotham had any future, you thought to yourself.
Slipping around people, turning around their pockets and wallets ever so swiftly you quickly made your way through the crowd. The people gathered were unnecessarily loaded that by the time you went through half of them your pockets were nearly full. You smiled to yourself in satisfaction but before you were going to bolt to a safe spot to ditch all the IDs and other identifiers of your ususpecting victims and hide your bounty before going for more, you decided to go for another one that looked particularly rich.
Woman dressed in the fanciest suit your eyes ever laid on and carrying a probably equally as expensive bag that she so bit too carelessly flung around her shoulders made her the perfect target.
Sneaking up behind her you reached your hand into her purse, digging yourself up a rather thick wallet. Your eyes sparkled at the sight. But before you could pull the wallet completely out of the purse someone grabbed your wrist tightly, wiggling the wallet right out of your hand before tossing it carefully back into the bag and dragging you by the same wrist out of the crowd and to the side.
Your heart nearly leapt out of your chest at the startle and your eyes widened knowing you're in big trouble, but the panic slowly simmered down when you noticed who the owner of the said mean hand was and you mentally let out a sigh of relief.
It was none other than Jim Gordon.
That man was always up your business, never letting you rest. Always somehow being there to stop you from doing something dumb, whether you liked it or not.
But you're not going to lie, his nosyness and continued persistence to stop you at your tomfoolery has gotten you out of more trouble than you can count and you are forever grateful for that. Not that you would ever admit it to him.
"What.are.you.doing.here??" Jim asked through a loud whisper.
"Nothing much, just wanted to listen to the speech of-.. -Oscar Clobblepot over there-" you said with a lil smirk, totally thinking you nailed that name.
Jim mentally facepalmed himself, "that is so not his name-.. and I know you're not! Now empty your pockets now-" he urged you, stern expression on his face.
"Hey no way, I earned that fair and square!" you protested at him but he didn't seem amused.
"Empty those pockets right now kid or I'm taking you to the precinct," he threatened, one threat he always made when you're annoying him too much and getting into too much trouble but he never actually did, and he never would and you know it but still you listened to him nevertheless.
With a frustrated sigh and an annoyed expression you hesistantly got to unloading your bounty into an evidence bag he pulled from his coat jacket.
"You always carry those around?" you asked bit weirded out he just has them on him at all times.
"You never know. Especially when you're around," he mocked a bit, but with no ill intentions behind his words, on which you sticked your tongue at him.
Once you fully unloaded all your pockets, not including a rather expensive looking necklace you hid in your shoe that he totally knew about but didn't mention or request, Jim was left with two big bags of all sorts of jewelry, credit cards and bunts of money.
He looked up at you with disbelief and doneness mixed in his expression, "really?"
"Hey one's got to ensure themselves!" you replied lifting your hands up in the air in defense, small devilish smile forming on your lips.
Jim sighed rubbing his face with his free hand, being so done with you.
"Alright, now scram! And if I see you doing this again you're spending a night in the cell!" he slipped a 50 into your jacket pocket, a little thing he always did when he caught you stealing thinking it would hold you off but also so he made sure you ate that night, as he threatened, both of you knowing that's a threat he'd never make true, growing quite a soft spot for the little rascal that you are ever since he first met you.
"Okay c'ya Jimmy! Party pooper! Thanks!" you added jokingly as you swiftly made your way to the nearest alley, disappearing in it.
"Hey I told you not to call me that!" he yelled after you jokingly, secretly loving the little nickname you gave him.
"Jimmy!" you yelled from the alley as you darted off to exchange your hidden bounty and look for the next victim you could annoy him with.
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Masterlist + DNIs
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Amber: Might do.
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I will do;
Batman
Markiplier Egos
FNaF mostly
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Types of Book Tropes
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Fantasy AUs
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Semi Spice stories
INTERACT;
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FNaF fans
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Cars
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PewDiePie Fans;
I might do;
Smut
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Character x OC Stories
Character x Self Insert Stories
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(Movie) Vanessa;
(Game) Vanessa;
Batman; [some Telltale]
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(Movie) Edward Nygma/The Riddler;
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Murdock;
Wilford Warfstache;
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Can you write Alpha Oswald cobblepot x male omega reader? Like the reader is struggling to be taken seriously due to him being an omega. And Oswald handeling these people and protecting the reader.
(Sorry if this doesn't make sense) (please forgive my spelling, English isn't my first language)
Which Oswald??? Like which timeline
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Requests I Need To Do
Human!Dwayne x Vamp!Reader who turns him TLB
Spencer x transmasc!Reader who comforts him about special interest CRIMINAL MINDS
Paul comforting child in video store TLB
Vampire boys x mate who has Nimona’s powers and personality TLB
Zsasz x m!reader who is also an assassin, reader gets hurt on mission and Zsasz gets protective
Zsasz x cobblepott!Reader who Likes to make Zsasz hangout with him, pretending he needs a bodyguard. Oswald is not a huge fan
Oswald Cobblepot x falcone!reader where it takes place when Os is "working" for Falcone, and his son (reader) likes to flirt with Oswald and make him flustered. Reader doesn't want his dad finding out he's down bad. he likes to walk in the kitchen when Oswald is doing dishes or just really when they're alone and give him little face kisses/gifts and tries to get Oswald to give in.
Oswald Cobblepot x male!reader where Oswald with his new mansion takes in street rat!reader when he's at his lowest, and reader lowkey falls in love/becomes obsessed with him. Oswald takes that to his advantage
Oblivious Oswald with male reader who is in love with him, Oswald in love with Ed. reader hates Ed and tries to make his life a living hell during the mayor campaigning. more of an Ed/Riddler x rival! Reader
updated 9/25/24
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