#the penguin batman

[nijigasakilove]

Get all the emmys ready for her

[plush4bunny]

"You rush, still out of sight, to see what the commotion is. Dread fills you when you see Oswald tied down to a chair and with blood marring his face. You don't even care to contemplate which of the two of you slipped and made the boys get wind of your relationship because your first worry is that Cobblepot is tied down and clearly anxious and angry, a step away from another panic attack by how his arms tug at the bindings."

scene from @chrism02's 18th chapter in their titillating Molina fancasted Oswald Cobblepot x reader fanfic called "Botch up"

[sigmalaussene]

This is why I studied art all my life. To do this.

art • commissions

[probablycraze]

He doesn’t look creature enough

[spongek-squidge]

We’ve all heard ‘Harley and Batman were friends in college/before becoming villains/heroes’ but consider ‘Penguin and Bruce went to the same highschool’

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“Oh if it isn’t the great batm…”

“Penguin! I have come to lock you up!”

Penguin looking up and down at the emo furry and recognises the fursona suit from doodles in the corner of his old classmates school books: “Bruce?????? Bruce Wayne???????????”

Queue Bruce begging him not to tell anyone while still trynna arrest him and Penguin laughing that he actually made his fursona real

[animusrox]

THE BATMAN (2022) dir. Matt Reeves THE PENGUIN (2024) 1x02 "Inside Man" dir. Craig Zobel

[honorrry]

I watched

Batman Caped Crusader

Just for Oswalda

OF COURSE I HAVE DOODLES GANG

[420technoblazeit]

hey rq hwy is genderbent penguin serving SO much cunt. why did they make her so hot. is it just me or

[poisonousquinzel]

[kapptto]

Penguin Parade

[violent138]

Nightwing, stalling: "How much are we worth?"

Slade, checking the bounty: "All figured... about two hundred bucks."

Nightwing: *wheezes*

Red Hood, outraged: "Two hundred bucks, that's it?! After all the shit we've pulled, a lousy two hundred bucks each?"

Penguin: "That's two hundred for both of you."

Nightwing: "Are you crazy? Slade, don't take it. You could do better."

[nijigasakilove]

Man just have the Emmy sweep ready for the Penguin. Another incredible episode from start to finish. Cristin Milioti and Colin Farrell turned in another masterclass. Oz been finessing his way to the top so much, you knew he was due for an L. I’m so worried about his mom, clear death flags with her but surely Vic don’t get killed here right?? 😭 bro finally became a made man with that squid kill(totally justified) but damn.

The three scenes that really stuck with me from this week’s ep is Oz convo with his mom where she seems ready to accept her fate and refuses to be an invalid.

Then Eve and Sofia convo in the apartment. The character acting, emotion and mutual understanding that’s shown in that scene is just incredible. Sofia might have come in there with the intent to kill Eve, but after reaching a mutual understanding on Sofia’s betrayal and abuse Eve felt compelled to snitch. Honestly after what Oz has done and hiding the fact he worked for the dude that killed her girls.. yea she’s valid

Then Oz’ speech to all the rival groups. Man if I didn’t know he was full of shit he’d damn near have me fooled too 😂 incredible scene from Colin. But man that cliffhanger ending holy shit please don’t kill Vic, I know the mom prolly cooked but let my boy get out.

[incorrectbatfam]

Jason: Tell me something I don’t know.

Tim: Without mucus, your stomach would digest itself.

Jason: Tell me something else I don’t know. Something less... disturbing.

[sigmalaussene]

Oswald in a Sam Smith’s outfit just because

art • commissions

[probablycraze]

Oswald and his husbands outfits !! Yippee

[gothamite-rambler]

Penguin: Do you hear something?

The glass ceiling above them gave way and Red Hood descended to the ground. He all right, but incredibly sore and pissed off.

Red Hood: Why do so many Gotham buildings have glass ceilings?! Why haven't they taken care of this? Bat family members take up half the residents! These roofs should be redone to support our weight!

Nightwing (looking down): I'm going to drop down!

Red Hood: Not on me!

Nightwing dropped down, landing on Red Hood's hand and while it wasn't broken, it definitely hurt.

Red Hood (screaming in pain): I said not me!

Nightwing (dismissive): You've been through worse.