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[thebeesareback]

Dear Reader, I read another couple of Sherlock Holmes books. Here are some of my favourite bizzare plot points

A man brags about his son's ability to kill cockroaches

A woman is hired to be a governess, but the father seems much more interested in her wearing certain dresses, cutting her hair or sitting in a particular way. It very much seems like he and his wife are looking for a third

There is a man called Colonel Hater

There is a "Christmas Special" story

Dogs are crucial to the plots of at least five stories - The Silver Blaze, The Hound of the Baskervilles, The Copper Beaches, The Creeping Man and The Sign of the Four. No cats, though

A man claims to have been sent from the US to the UK to find two people with the same surname so he can give them £5mil each. People believe him.

Watson finds Sherlock "literally ankle deep" in complimentary letters and telegrams, but incredibly depressed

Sherlock gets engaged so he can break into a garden

Sherlock finds out that a woman's engagement is a sham and that her mother and stepfather are manipulating her. He doesn't tell her, because she might be upset

Merry spookmas!

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A question to those who know stuff better than me: Am I in danger during When Day Breaks if I'm technically a walking cloud?

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Trying to figure out modern Ludovica.

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Moscow, Russia - December 2023

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Unexpected friend. September 2024.

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Bruce, who has a problem expressing emotions because he was teased for them in school as the "crazy Wayne kid"

Bruce, who used to clutch Alfred at night and wet himself due to his nightmares.

Bruce, who got flashbacks till his mid-twenties everytime he walked down an alley.

Bruce, who would hug a weeping Dick Grayson and stay with him until the night terrors were over, humming a soft lullaby that Bruce's mother sang for him

Bruce, who hardened his mouth and his life to keep the anger in check after Jason, because he knew if he didn't every criminal would pay.

Bruce, who sees Damian chopping up shrubbery and thinks "I was far worse as a child inside, it's a good thing he's letting it out"

Bruce, who can't walk by a homeless child in the street without calling his special Wayne Foundation liaison (who he keeps on speed dial) and asking her to find "one more spot"

Bruce, who sees Selina petting kittens and robbing the rich and thinks "if I could have had a life with her, that would have been nice"

Bruce, who looks at Cass' x-rays and sees her knit bones and swears to god he will break the bones of whoever's responsible for her upbringing

Bruce, who gives Tim projects that he himself can do faster because he sees attention-starved Tim trying to please him

Bruce, who looks at Clark smiling and thinks of what he can buy for his birthday to make him smile just like that.

Bruce to his parents in their graves after not being able to catch a criminal: I'm sorry. I've failed you. I'll try harder.

People who don't know Bruce: why is that man so unfeeling.

Bad DC writers: idk just that way i guess

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by Kyle Bonallo (ig: @kylebonallo)

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crystal springs rhododendron garden ⋇ 2018 oct

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Star Trek: Lower Decks 5x9 - GARASHIR SUPERCUT

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11/20

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This is how Michael Afton was born in FNAF

(Based off this comic by @/the_angler_mann)

[thebeesareback]

Bad bitches can't sleep and listen to original Sherlock Holmes stories instead

- Sherlock defeats a "notorious canary trainer"

- someone is killed with a harpoon

- Sherlock himself narrates some of the stories, because he thinks Watson focuses on the wrong part. His stories are not noticeably different

- Sherlock does an odd job for the pope

- a young police officer is brought to a place where a body has been found. He asks Sherlock what to do, and apparently without his expertise wouldn't have known to get a doctor

- Sherlock uses "Captain Basil" as an alias

If you enjoyed these strange moments, take a look at the rest of my blog

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Incident H4RP13-A:

Date: ██/██/20██

SCP-H4RP13 awoke from tranquilization in its temporary holding cell at Site-19, two hours after it was placed. Security personnel entered its cell to infrom it about the foreseeable events, to which the still drowsy entity reacted unideally. Security drew their weapons in self defense, earning a hostile snarl from the lycanthrope.

The personnel approached the entity armed, resulting in the lycanthrope to climb the wall and jump over security's head, effectively breaching containment. The chase stopped when the entity reached the end the containment zone, trapped by a card activated door.

Personnel approached it again as E-11 arrived to the scene, resulting in the entity to lash out and freeze on-site security from the neck down, one bitten. E-11 Agents fired tranquilizer darts at the entity, subduing it from afar.

Damages: All rifles and armor used by on-site security frozen and unrepairable, building internal damage moderate.

Personnel condition: Scanned for the lycanthropy virus, all negative. Mild to moderate freezer burn on security personnel.

Deaths: 0

Update: effective immediately, the following changes befall the entity:

-Object Class update: Unclassified to Keter

Threat level update: Unclassified to Orange

-Disruption Class update: Unclassified to Ekhi

-Risk Class update: Unclassified to Warning

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