#no Im not joking

[saltedbirdcat]

Screaming the tulip field is literally the lesbian flag Gaylinda we know what you are

[daez3ro]

It came to me in a dream (my friends cloudy and nguyen can attest)

[sapphanimates]

Does Sasha have a crush?

yes.

[everyscreentoobeseen]

John/Joker has a million different pet names for Bruce/Batman but the singular pet name Bruce has for John is Buddy.

[grasslandgirl]

mirror mirror (2012) should get its flowers not only for a fun take on the Snow White story and the absolutely stunning costuming. but because it gave us puppyboy Armie Hammer. which no one asked for and surely not many people wanted. but we got it anyway and I think that’s beautiful

[spaceyalienz]

Making a fanfic called “Pim gets pregnant ( for real )”

[regret-with-a-u]

Was reading old Flash comics to figure out how to write speedsters in a fight. Then I see,

...Barry, bro, you are too funny for DC. You should be in a sitcom being silly and randomly giving flash facts.

[kriminaldata]

what yall know about joey fortnite

not alot I BET. you all abandoned him, and now only I give him the attention he deserves

(im just bitter because hes a battlepass skin and I will never have him)

[blakbonnet]

What happened on twitter?

oh yknow just another day at the fuck office, making a nice list of all the writers of ofmd and whether they're poc or queer or cis 🙃🙃🙃 to prove their specialest cis white guy was done dirty by the mean cis white queer people in the writer's room

[ahsokahearteyes]

i went to the mall for a mini skirt and came back with the darksaber…?

[diona-98]

DIOO HOW ARE YOU DOING THE "boOoOOo" BOOPS HHUH

Hmmm idk

[taruth3mighty]

I'm going to use Baldi's Basics to explain Doodle World.

[chonky-goth]

I thought I was crazy until I met my mother in law

[thegreatyin]

A light titter from somewhere in the back of the pub, yet a little too close to The Scientist for comfort. "Someone looks uncomfortable," a voice chirps, politeness layered over a bit of a jeering tone.

A young man, likely barely above drinking age, is seated on a nearby stool. "Oh dear, did I startle you?" He sounds foreign, but not enough to recognize where from. "I was curious-- do you have any superstitions about luck?"

Very normal question to ask. Definitely not from "The Crow" Caeru was supposed to meet. Not at all.

Caeru barely looks in his companion's direction, nursing his glass of river water like it's the most precious thing in the universe. His eyelid twitches. He looks, somehow, even more disheveled than usual.

"It's a charming fantasy, if you're a gambler." he swirls the glass around in his hand. The hustle and bustle of his environment seems to make him... anxious. "A more optimistic person might take it as a sign of good things to come. The intrinsic belief that there will be a better tomorrow- if you just get lucky enough for it."

He grimaces. "It's a load of rubbish, of course. If luck does exist- and it very much does- it only takes as much as it gives. There's no point dwelling on it, much less relying on it."

A sip of his drink. It clicks against the table with a motion just delicate enough to seem careful. Practiced. Rehearsed, somehow, though it's impossible to determine how or why.

Caeru's nails brush against the ring on his index finger. His voice grows cold. "Needless to say, my betrothed would disagree."

A pause. Then, a triumphant (and perhaps even smug) smile.

"Good."

[wakelemwonder]

Doodle stuffffff

[obiwan-kenobabe]

One of my celebrity hear me outs is bbno$, god he's so cute it drives me crazy I love when a man is SILLY it's like a terminal disease for me it's eating my brain like an amoeba every time I see one of his dumb videos