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Sarada looks like sasuke. The only think she would possibly get from Karin would be the glasses. Y'all are delusional as fuck.

Sakura stans on x are now going on a Himawari hate spread because they realised she actually looks more like Hinata now,while Sarada is stuck looking more like Karin. What a pathetic fandom..

Idk why they take it out on other characters like wtf Himawari got to do with Sarada looking like she was adopted?

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None of those photos are in the anime OR the manga💀 except for one, technically, which sasuke also has with his family. Boruto's problem with naruto is that he was never around

Sakura doesn’t deserve neither one of them as friends.

I’m crying because Sakura is the only one being dejected by her own husband

Meanwhile this is most of THEIR daily lives.

And you know what the IRONY is?

Sakura probably STILL looks down on THEM because “they don’t have Sasuke”.

She probably STILL thinks Sai is a Sasuke look alike and that Ino settled for him.

She probably STILL thinks Naruto is an annoying loudmouth fool that somehow got Hinata to fall for him.

It’s sad that Sakura thinks she’s got the prize even though Sasuke doesn’t even want to hold her hand without Sarada in the middle.

I mean look at this:

Can Sakura even do this without Sasuke running away from her?

Does Sasuke EVER touch HER?

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Sakura did what for sasuke? Worried about her child like anyone else would?

That episode where Hinata gets Ino to cheer up Sakura annoys me cause why did we have to waste a whole episode on Sakura throwing a fit over something she should already be at terms with? Cause like how she gonna let her daughter be a ninja and than be upset that she's being a ninja. I get being worried for her safety,but Sakura was acting like Sarada shouldn't be allowed to do any ninja thing ever again and is just so upset that Sarada would want to in the first place.

Plus SHE was a civilian turned ninja too and she expects an actual heir to a ninja clan to just…..not be one?

It just shows how selfish and backwards Sakura is.

Being a ninja and risking your life and sanity to get into a boy’s pants:

Being a ninja and risking your life and sanity for the safety of others and country:

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Calling sakura a sexual predator is a reach💀 she did nothing to him. Hinata on the other hand....she's definitely a stalker.

Imagine if Hinata did anything close to this. Saku stans would be calling her a pervert but yeah Sakura isn’t a sexual predator. Y’all call Hinata stalker for watching Naruto train but imagine the outrage if she wanted to watch him pee? Hypocrites as usual.

And I don’t wanna hear “she was twelve” when y’all blame Hinata for Hyuga slavery every day and she was a baby born into that. Sakura stans need to stfu and realize their princess needs to be put on a list.

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Every time Sakura Haruno saved Naruto | 🧵

Here are a compilation of canonical moments in which Sakura saves Naruto's life.

1. Saved him from Zabuza's blade, pushing him to the ground.

chapter, 11.

2. Saved him from falling from the tree when being thrown by Orochimaru in the forest of death

Chapter, 49.

3. Protected him from the sound ninjas in the forest of death when they were unconscious

Chapter, 51.

4. Saved him from Itachi's genjutsu together with Chiyo

5. Healed him from the effects of the Kyuubi's chacka after he transformed into the 4-tailed bijuu

6. Healed him in the war and replaced his chacka when he was exhausted from fighting Obito and Madara

7. Manually bombed his heart so he wouldn't die until he recovers the other half of Kyuubi

8. It cured his hemorrhage before he bled to death after the battle in the Valley of the End.

Chapter, 699.

9. Awakening him from Toneri's genjutsu

Naruto: The Last; movie and novel.

10. Healing him for 3 days and three nights from the effect of Toneri's attack, almost dying from it

Naruto: The Last; movie and novel.

11. Saving him from Shin Uchiha no Gaiden along with Sasuke and Sarada

Naruto: gaiden; The Seventh Hokage and the Scarlet Spring.

End.

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And how often is naruto even home with his family?💀 be forreal y'all. Naruto IS a loudmouth idiot. Sai is just...irrelevant. Saying she don't deserve them as friends and having no valid reasons other than assumptions.

Sakura doesn’t deserve neither one of them as friends.

I’m crying because Sakura is the only one being dejected by her own husband

Meanwhile this is most of THEIR daily lives.

And you know what the IRONY is?

Sakura probably STILL looks down on THEM because “they don’t have Sasuke”.

She probably STILL thinks Sai is a Sasuke look alike and that Ino settled for him.

She probably STILL thinks Naruto is an annoying loudmouth fool that somehow got Hinata to fall for him.

It’s sad that Sakura thinks she’s got the prize even though Sasuke doesn’t even want to hold her hand without Sarada in the middle.

I mean look at this:

Can Sakura even do this without Sasuke running away from her?

Does Sasuke EVER touch HER?

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Fuck it, ion like none of the main naruto couples except for shikamaru and temari. I'm pretty sure naruto himself is gay, sasuke is an absent parent, only thing wrong with hinata is that she's a housewife and weak, and sakura handle her business but ain't no way I'm letting somebody go on a 9 year mission and not even send my child a LETTER💀🖕🏽

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Hinata was weird asf and I'm sure if she had the opportunity to watch Naruto, she would. Nobody said sakura was right for this, so where are you getting that from? Nobody said she was perfect.

Imagine if Hinata did anything close to this. Saku stans would be calling her a pervert but yeah Sakura isn’t a sexual predator. Y’all call Hinata stalker for watching Naruto train but imagine the outrage if she wanted to watch him pee? Hypocrites as usual.

And I don’t wanna hear “she was twelve” when y’all blame Hinata for Hyuga slavery every day and she was a baby born into that. Sakura stans need to stfu and realize their princess needs to be put on a list.

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I'm not anti sasusaku but I don't like them as a couple. I think the only good thing to come out of their relationship is Sarada, and sakura was basically a single mother😂💀 I like sasuke, but he pisses me off. Sakura deserves better than him, but she also doesn't cause this is exactly what she signed up for.

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Are y'all dumb? Sakura was upset because she was worried about Sarada and didn't want her to get hurt. That was literally just her doing what a parent does and worrying. Y'all read too deep into everything

That episode where Hinata gets Ino to cheer up Sakura annoys me cause why did we have to waste a whole episode on Sakura throwing a fit over something she should already be at terms with? Cause like how she gonna let her daughter be a ninja and than be upset that she's being a ninja. I get being worried for her safety,but Sakura was acting like Sarada shouldn't be allowed to do any ninja thing ever again and is just so upset that Sarada would want to in the first place.

Plus SHE was a civilian turned ninja too and she expects an actual heir to a ninja clan to just…..not be one?

It just shows how selfish and backwards Sakura is.

Being a ninja and risking your life and sanity to get into a boy’s pants:

Being a ninja and risking your life and sanity for the safety of others and country:

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Remove zenitsu, insert with kanao 👍🏽

I came across a Reddit thread where someone suggested that Zenitsu and Inosuke should’ve been replaced by Genya and Kanao and honestly… yes??

This could’ve given the story a lot more depth. Have a groveling Genya and Tanjiro arc, put the spotlight on Kanao by strengthening her confidence further during missions, etc.

We also could’ve learned more/earlier about the hashiras (Sanemi and Shinobu in particular) with this new dynamic. Especially since Kanao knows more than the others as a tsuguko and Genya has Gyomei‘s backing. So info dumping and lore exploration could’ve flowed better into the story.

Zenitsu and Inosuke should’ve been the chaotic comic relief background duo which don’t overwhelm the story too much with their shenanigans.

Plus the thing with the senses would’ve still remained intact (Genya‘s sense of taste, Kanao‘s sight). And too be honest, Genya‘s arc in the Infinity Castle would’ve been even more impactful that way since we see him all the time now.

Also… this would’ve given TanKana a really good relationship foundation which canon… doesn’t reaaally provide.

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I agree, but obanai IS a yandere simp and a bully

hi friends! big rant incoming— i want to clarify this isnt targeted at anyone, im just noticing a pattern and im getting a little upset with some of the requests im being sent ):

something that really bothers me is the babyfication of giyuu tomioka. the fandom infantilizes the dude way too much. and its even worse when you throw shinobu into the mix and have her being a maternal figure to him when she herself is an eighteen year old who has worked as a hashira since she was a teenager. she does not need to be put into these situations where she’s taking care of her older peers all the time

i see this happen a lot and i feel its rooted in misogyny whether people recognize it or not. almost always the male characters are thrown into positions where the female character has to take care of them and its really frustrating

shinobu isnt a maternal character at all. to inosuke and the younger ones, it’s different, but if i keep seeing her being a mom to giyuu im actually going to lose my mind. giyuu isnt some uwu depressed baby who cant stand up for himself. he is just as mean as sanemi and obanai. he trained to survive and operate in horrible situations and fight for his life for years. hes a grown man and a hashira. he would not be babied by anyone, especially not someone who he has known since she was around fourteen years old

you may say “well ghostbite dont you do this with mitsuri and obanai”… sure. perhaps i am a hypocrite. but you must remember mitsuri is just sort of like that. she loves cute things and she loves fawning over everyone and everything. her scenes with nezuko. her introduction scene in the hashira meeting with her gushing over everyone. she hand feeds tanjiro pancakes in the recent season. she refers to people as “cutie.” etc etc etc

the difference with obanai and giyuu is obanai is often characterized as a yandere simp who is a huge bully to giyuu and tanjiro. he’s not. i like to put him in deaging situations a lot because unlike everyone else, he’s been through hell since birth. he’s never, not once, had a moment of peace. he had no siblings growing up to protect him— he had no loving parents, etc. he never felt love and he believes he is undeserving of it and should never reciprocate it. so here comes mitsuri, the epitome of love. he takes care of her. he watches after her. he is devoted to her. if something happens to him, especially if it’s a situation where he’s much smaller and weaker and in need of care, mitsuri would drop everything to help him. if it were mitsuri, obanai would do the same for her. it’s in both of their characters to do this. them being in these situations makes sense

i love shinobu. she would not. she does what a doctor does, looks for a cure, checks in here and there, and leaves it at that. she is not giyuu’s “mama.” she is an eighteen year old girl who has her own bucketload of issues. if you need her in a maternal role then use inosuke or literally any of the butterfly girls— the kids she actually takes in and takes care of. not her 21 year old coworker who is more than capable

if anything i think shinobu should be put in deaging situations. have giyuu take care of her instead. mix it up a little. but people are so attached to the idea of having every single caregiver role go to the woman that it’s unlikely we’ll see that

this is not a criticism on giyuu. i love giyuu. but i need people to stop treating him like a defenseless baby, and for people to quit seeing shinobu as responsible for him as a caregiver or a mother

tdlr: please stop asking me to draw or write deaged giyuu stuff. someone else can do that. i dont like deaged giyuu. tiny 21 trio is essentially on hold because of this ): i keep getting nonstop requests for deaged giyuu and im so tired, especially because people are framing it in a “you should replace obanai with giyuu” lens, or adding “mama shinobu doing x with baby giyuu”

it’s tiresome and frustrating. i love to make content for you guys, and i love when its something that appeals to you in a comforting way, but if you want specific content with giyuu— you’re very much in the wrong place. i hate the fandomification of him and shinobu— it makes me uncomfy and sad.

other people are deaging giyuu and putting him in situations— go ask them instead of me. i would rather highlight misunderstood and underrated characters like obanai and gyomei or my own personal faves (muichiro) then constantly loop the same exact character over and over again

all this to say im doubling down on the babybu and babynai and pintsized pillars aus. if you keep asking for baby giyuu and maternal figure shinobu my spite makes me stronger. hashtag let shinobu be taken care of for once. she’s already the doctor for an entire organization give my girl a break

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Why does school teach you so much useless shit? When am I ever gonna use the Pythagorean theorem? I wanna learn how to cut down a tree or something

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People always assume how the youngest child has it the easiest, but they never acknowledge that the youngest child is usually the one with the LEAST amount of freedom. I can't get my hair done the way I want, I can't wear my clothes without my parents seeing it first and even going as far to pick it out for me (I'm a junior in high school) I can't walk to the store by myself, I can't go outside or go out with friends, I can't get any piercings or tattoos, i can't read certain books (I'm damn near grown and she still expects me to read click clack moo?) They always complain about me being too old for certain shit, but when it comes to literally anything else I'm suddenly too young.

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please, cigarette was my father. you can call me faggot

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Don't talk to me about being illiterate when it comes to science and then say this. It might sound like a good thing but it's more of a hassle than working to save endangered bees. Robotic bees can obviously go wrong because they're machines and would probably require more effort than they're worth.

Plan bee is the dumbest thing I've ever seen. Bees are endangered and instead of saving the bees and helping the environment, they want to make robotic bees to do what natural bees already do. The world is fucked