#order 6 coming up!

[iid-smile]

#06 ୨ৎ ⸝⸝ @berryzai ⋆

how did i COMPLETELY skip over this ask omg this is adorbs! the amount of dazai lovers ive got is crazy 3, 20 and 21 are all headcanons, but 21 has a realllyyyy short drabble 🤗 (can you tell my brain started to fart the further down you go? im not proud of it but i legit have no idea what else to add)

#3 🍰 | your anniversary

he brings you to an art museum! dazai always gets interested in what you're interested in, so don't be surprised when you lose him half way through and he's on the other side of the building

treats it like a birthday and buys a cake for the two of you to share + he brings some to work the next day <3 (only for him, he doesn't share)

also buys the clothes/accessories of your dreams, and he does it every time. sometimes he just knows what you want

definitely the type to buy jewellery on an anniversary. sometimes he likes to scare you with a ring, but it's usually a bracelet or necklace.

changes his ringtone every anniversary to your favourite song at the time. he loves hearing you hum along whenever somebody calls him

#20 🍦| love language

acts of service

he learns how to do laundry for your clothes so none of the dresses get ruined. he reads every single care label and has separate hampers for separate conditions

shoos off weird guys trying to flirt with you before they even approach. he doesn't want you to close off yourself when you're already having fun, so no strangers are going to ruin that!

carries you to bed when you overwork yourself. he's half debating between letting you sleep at a desk/table with his coat draped over you, or making sure you're comfortable and won't be sore the next morning

always makes sure ingredients are stocked and goes grocery shopping for you. he does get into a bit of trouble, but he does the job

quality time

dancing. dazai loves big dresses, and is 100% convinced that he has to dance with you every time you put one on.

back and forth banter. he banters with literally every person he knows, but it's special when it's you.

physical touch

you're affectionate, so he's affectionate too.

a big hugger, and also the type to massage. he puts his hands to good use all the time, and your shoulders are within easy reach, so...

randomly touches your waist if he's just walking past, or playfully taps your forehead when you're laying around

#21 🍦 | where they like to kiss you

hands

admires the fact that you can create lovely work with your hands

he kisses them as if you're actual royalty, so he gets on one knee and everything.

he also massages them if they cramp up

forehead

it feels right

an easy spot if your hands are too busy, and isn't complicated to kiss. basically it's a good spot no matter what you're doing

he likes kissing your forehead a lot in public or if you visit him while working. it's not too showy, but not too closed off either, if you know what i mean

you've had your gaze trained on the light pencil sketches in front of you for an unimaginable about of time. perhaps dazai had been walking around you for a bit, but you really didn't notice. "i'm busy, osamu." you say without looking up, feeling his fingers graze and tug at your ear.

"i know, i just wanted to kiss you first."

just that comment manages to make you draw your eyes away from the paper you were so focused on. "but i'm—"

"your other hand doesn't seem so busy to me..." he muses, his fingers sneaking up underneath your palm and seizing it in his grasp. "what's with you and avoiding my kisses? do you not like them?"

for a little while, you look conflicted, then a smile overcomes your features. "you distract me." you respond simply, a teasing lilt to your voice.

damn him for being such a good actor, as he almost had you fooled, his face looking so disheartened as he stared down at you. it only takes under a second for him to softly grin, kissing all over your knuckles. "as i should."

event masterlist

[youngchronicpain]

the absolute rush of submitting an online grocery order after obsessing for ages over whether the few foods you consistently eat are still worth the cost and if you really want to chance spending the money to try a new food that you may not even like

[cessreads]

I AM EMOTIONAL AGAIN

[ask-eden]

Pepper and Mint refs as of 1/6/2024

-> Chrono posts with Pepper <- -> Chrono posts with Mint <- - Pepper - Mesprit She/Her Pronouns Teenager Daughter of Mint Hot headed and easily embarrassed Not Infected Delivery pokemon that travels from universe to universe - Mint - Celebi He/They pronouns Young Adult Father of Pepper Gentle and overly trusting Infected with MissingNo Virus via Alaxia Delivery pokemon that travels from universe to universe

[angiestown]

[coquelicoq]

crashes ur board meeting n drags u out by the collar but its fine bc youre the one always saying shit like "im looking for people i can use" ok lol. get used idiot

[priafey]

things the US needs to address:

the collective psychosis that leads people to make posts like these

[meanya]

Y'all-

[guinevereslancelot]

just wrapped the first christmas present of the year ❤️

[vaulttecvevo]

actually i just had the most random thought: fuck java.

[obstinaterixatrix]

Also it looks like I’ll be taking ex-coworker out for pho this weekend, she’s never had it before :V if I’m being evil and strategic, I won’t tell her that it’s a cash only place so I can pay her back for the burger. but I suppose the fair thing to do is give her autonomy and fight over the bill on equal terms rather than having an unfair advantage.

[cerbreus]

baking never feels more like science to me than when i'm trying to cobble together an intricate multi step recipe together from several different recipes and tutorials online because the recipe I'm imagining doesn't exist....

[nekumiho]

yelping with glee as i actually Finally manage to finish Him. he will be real. the spiders in his mouth will be real

[sp-ud]

Honestly I'll be interested to see if palworld stays popular after the initial novelty of "pokemon but with guns!" "Pokemon but dark!" "Pokemon but with survival elements!" And so on, wears off.

I'm not saying anything like "it's totally gonna die off once the novelty is gone", and I imagine regardless of what happens it will always have some amount of dedicated fans. But I mean like, how close will it stay to its current popularity?

I definitely don't buy the people who are saying that palworld is better than pokemon or that palworld will somehow scare gamefreak into listening to pokemon fans complaints cuz like.

Despite the fact the pals are clearly designed with heavy pokemon inspiration (to the point a lot of the designs just feel uninspired in a way) the games are. Incredibly different in genre and gameplay.

Honestly I think if they lean more into being their own thing instead of just "Pokemon but-" that will probably help this not just be a few months burst of popularity that then dwindles into a smaller (but loyal) fan base like I feel a lot of "pokemon but-" games become.

[fishsticksloser]

Tiny little rant because I'm actually very upset. Please feel free to completely ignore this..

[heisttheblackflag]

hacker matt

he’s honestly not sure how it started. his childhood was fine, relatively speaking - he didn’t kill anyone and when his dad beat him his meemaw took him up into the mountains to live with her. he finished school, wasn’t interested in college, just kept helping with meemaw’s chickens and b&b. he wasn’t social, but he didn’t need to be. so what if the only people he talked to were old women; at least they were nice to him.

this is how things were until matt discovered the internet. he wasn’t unfamiliar before, he just didn’t care, until one day meemaw asked him to help her set up a website. he learned how to use templates, then learned html programming, then continued to upgrade their internet connection as he discovered white-hat hacking. he took to it like a duck to water. at first just little things - testing out university back-end security, that kind of thing - then before he knew it he was subleasing a contract for the fbi to test their security. meemaw didn’t ask what he was up to until he stopped sleeping and started showing up to greet guests haggard and bedraggled, nails bitten and hair uncombed. he didn’t have the heart to tell her he’d gotten in over his head.

he’d never even heard of los santos before he got scouted for a job though. someone he thought he trusted, someone who had been giving him jobs that were darker and darker, someone who used him to cover their own ass not caring what that did to him. he didn’t understand gang politics, didn’t know the ramifications, he just knew there was a lot of money going places it shouldn’t and they weren’t doing a very good job of hiding it. he thought it was over when the job was over. when three dangerous men came for meemaw, he knew it would never be over.

you guys have terrible security, he says, unaware of the danger he’s putting himself in. he’s saved meemaw, outrun the first group after him, thinks he’s found a group that could help him with everyone else. besides, do you want help fixing that?