#or whatever the fuck is a “hague”

[rainbowgod666]

I would like to see y'all hearing about all of this and realizing just HOW MANY GOVERNMENTS are like this

From the court today. Israel IS committing a genocide.

[nando161mando]

George bush should be in The Hague

[canichangemyblogname]

There are people out there telling people that the crux of South Africa’s case against Israel is the claim that Israel started bombing Gaza “out of the blue” and “without reason.” And I’m just sitting here like… “did you even watch their opening remarks?” The answer has to be no. Because I explicitly remember hearing South Africa acknowledge Oct. 7th. And I remember them saying that the scale of the violence and death and destruction is unacceptable as a response.

These people are also claiming that South Africa praised Hamas during their testimony and I just have no idea where they are getting this. Did someone tell you this and you’re just uncritically repeating it? Do you lack reading AND listening comprehension? Or is this a purposeful mischaracterization to spread misinformation? Because South Africa literally said that what Hamas did is unacceptable and that it constitutes war crimes, but they are not a state and not a party to the convention and thus they cannot bring case against them.

[chonideno]

literally where can the zelda franchise go after totk. this is it. we've reached it. the pinnacle of video game entertainment. the whole dev team should just pack their stuff and enjoy a long and comfortable retirement. whoever decides their team has to follow-up on that with the next zelda game should answer for their crimes at the hague. what the fuck. I haven't even beat the game yet but what the fuck.

and how are AAA video game devs everywhere not losing their minds. how the hell did nintendo do any of that? and on that console?? you mean to tell me I can stack 15 differently shaped objects on top of each other and they don't vibrate violently into the skybox?? you mean to tell me the physics engine gladly accepts whatever I throw at it and holds it all together without dropping a frame while running on a machine that was outclassed two generations ago??? this is not witchcraft it's a grandiose demonstration of mastery over every aspect of game development that casts an immense shadow over every other AAA studio. fuck. fuck!!!!

everything about this game is crazy to me. the visuals are crazy. the soudtrack is crazy. the complexity of all systems and how they interact is crazy. the sheer amount of non-repeating content, NPCs, quests, dialogue, puzzles, environment variety - all crazy to me. every time I boot up this game I am humbled by the monumental effort and obvious love that went into every facet of the resulting experience. no cut corners anywhere. mirror-perfect chrome polish.

it's so rare we get something like that, in any field. I'd understand if nintendo never made a zelda game ever again because how do you follow that. god I hope everyone who worked on this game got the fattest check and the sloppiest head. I'm so happy I get to live in shigeru miyamoto's world

[archtroop]

So, the government in SA is on the brink of losing it all, and the state is failing. They choose to arrange the biggest distraction out there that would utilize the trendiest topic circulating atm for clout.

And while Jews are Not Surprised (tm), the biggest irony in this is that, once more, the Palestinians are used by a third party for local political gain.

Since whatever Hague decides has zero affect on the wellbeing of any Gazan anyway, the farce we are witnessing going down in Hague right now pretty much boils down to a country half a world away from the war, using dead Gazans for internal PR.

Basically, if the court dismisses the case/determines that there is no Genocide, we are going to witness the cynical reception of the news by those who back SA's claim, that are wishing for there to be a Genocide.

If the court does accept the claim, we will witness SA waltzing back home over the equator, doing fuck all at all with this win, and Gazans are abandoned once more, for they have fulfilled the needs of SA in this matter.

It is cynical, hollow, and perverse.

[jewish-sideblog]

MIZRAHI JEWS AREN'T ALLOWED TO LIVE IN ISRAEL YOU TARD

this is a troll, right? this has gotta be a troll. if you take twenty seconds to google this shit you'll see that 61% of Israeli Jews are Mizrahim, and 70% of global Mizrahim are Israeli. those aren't, like, "IDF statistics" or whatever. those numbers come from demographic studies done by the ISS in The Hague.

like, we can talk about historical and current income and power disparities between Ashkenazim and Mizrahim. would love to go over that if you wanna go over that. there's a lot of good information about it in the ISS demographic study if you had bothered to google. but it's fucking wild that you're coming out here and suggesting that 61% of the country apparently isn't allowed to live... in the country. who told you that. where did you get that from

[hotmess-exe]

the way that this world we live in revolves around the portrayal of so many western powers as The Good Guys and Saviors of Democracy or whatever the fuck

and yet it was an African country that finally stepped in and took this shit to The Hague

[tinky-dinky]

So I was thinking about Galidraan again, and I noticed something. Either I missed something, there was yet another Jedi fuck up, or the way the Jedi do things doesn’t make any sense.

At the start of the massacre, Dooku tells Jango to surrender and be taken to the Republic to face justice, right? Or at least something along those lines. The Republic is definitely mentioned.

But after they’ve slaughtered the Haat’Mando’Ade and captured Jango, they don’t bring him to the Republic. They hand him over to the Governor of Galidraan.

It was my assumption that people who committed war crimes or other large atrocities and were arrested by the Jedi would go to the Galactic equivalent of the Hague, presumably on Coruscant.

But do they instead get handed over to the leaders of whatever planet or people they wronged without caring what consequences that might have?

In Jango’s case, he was sold into slavery, which is horrific and the Jedi are absolutely partially to blame for that.

They’d also be partially to blame for handing someone over who was then killed. Or, worse, handing someone over who was then released and committed more atrocities.

I’m fervently hoping this was just another gigantic fuck up on Galidraan alongside the colossal fuck ups of not doing any basic research on Mandalorians, not considering how approaching their historic enemies with their weapons drawn and saying surrender and we’ll take you to the Republic, the people who massively bombed their planet would go and not even attempting to calm the situation down before launching into the slaughter.

Otherwise, the Jedi and the Republic are even more corrupt, incompetent and useless than I already thought, and the Empire begins to look even more tempting.

[fireflowersims]

Ppl be like "Israel has a right to self-defence"

And like yeah, sure, whatever. But in what fucking world are you living that BOMBING HOSPITALS and shutting off water is considered self-defence???? This is not self-defence. Far from it, this is plain evil, this is war crimes. I hope to see the ppl behind this tried in The Hague, even if that won't bring back the many lives already lost to these vile attacks.

The Palestinian ppl deserve basic human dignities, they deserve to go wherever they want, they deserve to live in peace and not have to be afraid of bombings. The thought that there are an unimaginable number of children who have to be worried about their family and friends dying in a bombing instead of just worrying about their grades, is breaking my heart 💔

[negotiumcrucis]

If we slow dance

Joe/Nicky, Football AU, Explicit, 8,4k

Joe didn’t know exactly what to expect when Booker convinced him to hire a male escort. In retrospect, it had been Joe’s own fault. He shouldn’t have talked to Booker about his plans for his first free weekend. But after one month of intense training with the new team, he wasn’t thinking straight. And Booker might be Joe’s best friend, but he’s also his agent and didn’t take it lightly when Joe joked about ‘hitting the nearest gay club and finding someone to take home.’ Booker didn’t laugh along; instead, he looked more serious than Joe ever remembered. Booker had been sympathetic following Joe’s breakup. He stayed sober while Joe drank himself to sleep, and after pushing a mug of well-sugared coffee into Joe’s hands the following morning, he told Joe his transfer had finally come through. ‘You will be way too busy to mope now,’ he said with a sad smile, adding with a touch of solemnity that Joe couldn’t be a rising star footballer with a boyfriend, no matter how discreet he and Markus had been for the past years. “You’re Champions League now, Yusuf,” Booker reminded Joe last week. “There will be time to romance pretty guys in the future, preferably after you bring home at least one World Cup. Until then… there are professionals we can call for you, so lemme help, please?” Joe had reluctantly agreed. And though he did look forward to not having to pretend to be into women for at least a little while, he couldn’t bring himself to peruse a catalogue of strange men’s headshots and choose someone to fuck. So he had left the picking to Booker, trusting his friend to know where his tastes lie. Booker had, after all, introduced him to Markus when he was still playing for his club in The Hague. But whatever picture Joe had conjured up in his mind in the days leading to the appointment made by the escort agency, that image didn’t even remotely resemble the young man currently standing in Joe’s hallway. First, he hasn’t dressed in the sort of clothes Joe thought a sex worker would choose. Not that Joe had much, if any, experience with that sort of thing. But well, people made assumptions. If pressed upon, Joe probably would have guessed a pair of tight-fitting dark jeans and a fancy dress shirt, maybe some jewellery and hair slicked back with way too much gel. But instead, the man in front of Joe looks… comfortable. Like a young journalist or maybe a student on his way to the university. Joe is certain he would probably look past this man if he encountered him on the street if it wasn’t for the most striking pair of eyes he has ever seen. Joe hasn’t had a chance to properly sketch since his new contract brought him to England, but suddenly he can feel his hands tingling to unpack his charcoal kit and draw those eyes framing the large roman nose, along with the half-smile on this stranger’s sharp, angular face. “Hello, Joe,” the man says, his accent going straight to Joe’s core. He feels his face heat up at once. “I’m Nicky.”

(continue reading on ao3)

[faintvibes]

Bakery AU: Electric Boogaloo

drops this

Explanation under the cut!

Every now and then, as is the circle of life, I inevitably come back and redesign/generally remake my bakery au, so I humbly offer its latest reincarnation.

The general premise is that a bunch of dead nations (incl Prussia, because he doesn't live through the cold war this time round) try a risky experiment that's meant to bring them back to life- and it does! But they get reincarnated as humans, with no memory of their lives as nations. The remaining Nation Energy they have joins them together in their new lives through a telepathic link.

The story mostly centers around Beilschmidt Bakery- a business in Magdeburg that Almaric's (Germania's) parents decided to purchase above other candidates because of the coincidental (or so they thought) name match-up. In reality, this is a business Prussia established in the 1880s that he largely left up to locals to run, but would take Germany to as a young boy as an escape from politics. (Germany has not visited it since Prussia's death- but once he does, he's in for a surprise!)

Almaric and Gilbert work at the bakery full-time, with the plan being that Gilbert will one day inherit it. Kallisto, Navid, and Ixchel (Ancient Greece, Ancient Persia, and Thule- an Inuit culture originating in Alaska that spread across Canada for 600 years). Jules and Hazael (Knights Templar and Hospitaller) are Gil's friends from high school, who work part-time at the bakery to help pay for their education to become a music therapist and paramedic respectfully.

**I'm aware, by the way, that Ixchel isn't an Inuit name, but rather a Mayan one! There is a reason for this, both in her nation life and human one!! It's difficult to explain without going into my whole perspective on Indigenous Nations in the Americas- so I'll just say that in her human life, she's named after someone her parents were friends with but lost contact, and this is similar but not the same as the story about her name in her prior life. Hopefully that makes sense :)

Of those not working at the bakery: Romulus (Ancient Rome) is a Roman archaeologist and as a result travels a lot, Lotte (Ancient Gaul) is the Director of the Royal Archives in the Netherlands, and so lives in the Hague, Ephraim (Ancient Judea) works as a history conservator at the Jewish Museum Berlin, and Nermin (Ancient Egypt) travels the globe searching for answers on why they're Like That.

As for why Prussia dies: I'm running with the theory that Prussia becomes East Germany in canon- and that he does not in this au, but everyone assumes he does since he doesn't die/fade/whatever immediately upon becoming dissolved. In reality, his survival is due to being used to changing nature (another headcanon of mine, but I'm of the perspective- first of all, that Prussia was originally the Baltic Prussians- that the representative of the Baltic Prussians, rep of the Teutonic Knights, rep of the [independent] Prussia, and rep of the Prussia that's part of Germany all required reps of entirely different natures. Baltic Prussia/Old Prussia was a collection of tribes operating under one culture but never one organisation, meaning the representative would be more like the ancients typically were, residing over a culture but not one specific nation/tribe/organisation of people. Holy orders like the Teutonic Knights organised in small pockets within countries and territories, so being the representative of that is, again, different. And then, of course, being an independent, fully-fledged nation is another form of representative. And being a representative of territory within a nation is different again. So Prussia (the person) is clearly an adaptable little gremlin and hard to kill, even when he probably should have been- long aside over!) which means that even though he no longer represents a territory, people, or culture, he exists anyway because fuck you. Rather, he adapts to being your average everyday human, losing his immortality and boosted healing factor- but this isn't something immediately noticeable. It IS noticeable, however, when he dies and doesn't eventually get back up again. And starts decaying away.

Russia buried the body and never told a soul what happened. The rest of the world continued thinking Gilbert, as East Germany, was just trapped behind the iron curtain. This fell apart with the Berlin Wall, when Russia just would not cough him up. It became quite clear Russia did something- but no one knew what. Even the other Soviet states hadn't a clue, just that he'd disappeared years ago and no one ever saw him again. Most of them thought he probably escaped, though Russia didn't react as though he'd escaped, because it seemed like the most reasonable explanation. Now, it was clear that Russia had done something- and, they believed, still doing something, because it's not like nations die permanently when they still represent something. The reunification of Germany was partly out of the hope that it would put him out of his misery- though the thought that he might be alone and suffering, somehow managing to survive, continues to haunt Germany.

As a funky little bonus, here's the last time I made a reference for this au:

Left most of the lads as heads this time because I knew that I don't have the energy to do all of them rn.

*Ixchel has the funky little aura thing going on because in this version they all had individual powers, and hers just happened to project outwardly. Mithridates (to memory) is Navid- except the name felt a bit too on the nose, and I didn't realise Ancient Persia had a rep until I came back to the project this time around, so a lot of changes on that front. (Same with Ancient Egypt!)

[onetruesirius]

If Harris gets in, we have a shot, just a shot, at bugging these assholes enough to stop.

We buy ourselves a bit more time to even be listened to at all, to pressure the dickheads in power to stop bombing Gaza, to make our dissatisfaction more-than-known, but felt, at every layer of governance.

We have to get the Dems into office and THEN we crucify them at every single turn until they fucking stop sending bombs. We have to get people into office who will maybe have a 10% chance of listening to us, and THEN we get to scream at them for 4 years. If the people in office won't listen to us at all, there are no more chips in the game.

And before you even fucking think it, get "violent revolution" out of your mouth. The Second Coming of Christ Karl Marx isn't happening, I don't care what Fred from work said. There is no shining garden on the other side of an apocalypse—there is only day after day after day after day. There is only taking care of each other, there is only doing what we can, every single day.

ONE of these ghoulish fucks has a CHANCE of being able to be bargained with. The other does not.

We will not be listened to whatsoever under Trump. Trump has said, on record, he wants Netanyahu to "finish the job". Fuck's sake—what do we even think that means here??? He is going to accelerate the flow of weapons to Israel, and he is not going to listen to anyone if they tell him to stop, he will not listen to protests even the tiniest little bit this time, and we have to acknowledge that reality.

I've heard a lot of "no lesser evil when it comes to genocide" lately, encouraging people to split the democratic vote and get Trump into office, just like Nixon and Reagan. My frustration with these individuals is both unceasing and empathetic, because I do get it.

I understand. I do, deeply. The desire to sit down and cross my arms over my chest and withhold my vote and play chicken with the Republicans and teach the Dems a lesson runs deep in my soul as well. I swore on my life that I wouldn't vote for Biden and I was sticking to my guns about that, because fuck it, what he's thrown himself into wholeheartedly should be enough to get him tried at the Hague. Kamala has time to change her mind, even if it's after the election. I resent what's happening, I hate that my government is bankrolling the slaughter of hundreds of thousands of people. I'd would stop it if I could. I would ease it if I could. That also means I would do whatever I could to prevent it from intensifying further, even if it stings my pride and offends my sensibilities.

With the things that Trump is more or less promising to do to Gaza? I would never be able to forgive myself if I did nothing to stop him, and he got into office. My inaction would be complicity in the intensified violence at home and abroad. There were candidates in the past that we COULD play chicken with to make the Dems quake in their boots. That is not the 2024 cycle. Trump is not a man to play chicken with—he is in a cement mixer and you are not going to win against a cement mixer.

If there was actually a 3rd party candidate who was opposed to the genocide entirely, and who I thought could actually win in the General Election, I would vote for them in a heartbeat.

But I don't have that right now.

A viable 3rd party candidate this late in the game is a pipe dream, and there are no dreams here, no wishful thinking, there is only what is—what is right in front of me. The list of things I would change and the list of things I dislike will always be at least a mile long and I can't act on any of it in any meaningful way right now. There is no grand scheme, there is no Revolution coming to save me. There is only day after day after day after agonizing day. There is no "I don't want-", there is only what I DO want. Tempering that, there is only what I can actually GET, reasonably. I can't get everything I want right now, which sucks because I want world peace. I want my friends to stop being in danger when they go back to their ancestral lands, to stop having their family killed, to stop being at risk of violence right here in their own country for the way they look... and that's not happening right now. All I can do for now, is pressure my representatives and make sure that me not getting my way isn't going to cause me to hurt other people in my frustration and hurt my cause. As a person living here, exercising civic rights, I'm already a part of this. I'm already conplicit. I can't afford pipe dreams, I have to give my friends a chance to be listened to.

It would be an unimaginable luxury for me to simply sit down and cross my arms over my chest to pout because I'm not god-emperor of everything, and in so doing allow even more harm to come into the world, just so I can have a slightly-cleaner conscience while everyone suffers.

I will be very begrudgingly and very resentfully placing my vote behind Kamala Harris with both my whole chest AND a promise to keep fucking shit up until she listens to the voice of the people.

For fucks sake don’t vote 3rd party.

I would LOVE to not have a 2 party system. It’s a cancer on our country and we need to take action to dismantle it, but just pretending like the bad thing already doesn’t exist anymore and making decisions based on that is a TERRIBLE idea. It won’t change shit and it’ll just prevent us from making actual headway. Trump will win if Kamala doesn’t, that’s the system we live in, the notion that that 200 year old monster of a problem is gonna change in 100 days is absolutely absurd. So let’s just establish that before going any further.

I see people all the time saying to vote 3rd party because “Kamala is just as bad as Trump, democrats just wanna LOOK progressive.” (And before that it was Biden but you get my gist.) because of Biden’s deplorable refusal to stop arming Israel. Respectfully, no tf she’s not, even by just a hair. Kamala isn’t the one with a laundry list of straight up legal atrocities she’s publicly planning to commit if she wins. Being genuinely scared of project 2025 and worrying about ourselves because of that isn’t proof that someone calling for a free Palestine is performative. Genuinely, GENUINELY, what the hell do you think is gonna happen to Palestine if Trump wins? Letting our own country possibly be set back several steps and many of our own citizens’ lives be destroyed to “take a stand” for Palestine when it won’t do shit to help them is just as performative. Actually it’s infinitely MORE performative.

[posttexasstressdisorder]

Agreed...we all watched EVERYTHING in real-time. My point being we (the general public) don't really know what procedures have got to be followed, what agencies have to coordinate (not only our own agencies, but those of our NATO Allies and the "Five Eyes" intelligence agencies) in order to "cross all the t's and dot all the i's" for the case to be rock-solid and air-tight, so there is no chance T could NOT be convicted of...wait for it...TREASON.

They're not just going to go after his petty larceny (which the hotel/ss stuff is in the big picture). Jack Smith is from The Hague. That is no joke or laughing matter. The reason they called Smith in is to pull ALL of his crimes together into a High Treason charge, Crimes against Humanity...all that happens internationally at The Hague.

Yes, we've watched and seen EVERY SINGLE FUCKING THING HE'S DONE SINCE BEFORE 2016...I've been right there with y'all, seeing it all...there are many of us who've stuck with this to see it through to its inevitable end: Trump convicted of treason and Crimes against Humanity. It's been beyond frustrating, but I still firmly believe we will be victorious in the end. Whatever machinations have to be satisfied on the international law end of it have to be finished before we can see that victory, and I am pretty sure that is where we are.

[finxwrites]

I am having fun with the Bridgerton au

There were so many fucking people. There must have been at least a hundred in just this one huge room. Maybe a third of them were dancing under the enormous chandeliers, while the rest stood in little clumps gossiping about the dancers, or else ambled around bumping into each other and making small talk out of it. All the men were in black or dark blue; all the women were in the most extravagantly colored assortment of dresses Dustin had ever seen in one place. 

Steve would be on the dance floor, right? That was where you went to chat with babes without any parents breathing down your neck. Dustin craned his neck, trying to see faces in the swirl of movement as all the couples waltzed or polkaed or whatever they were doing. 

Dustin saw a few people he recognized—Nancy was dancing with some loser in a cravat so stiff he could barely look down to talk to her—but no Steve. He peered at the buffet table through the shifting walls of dresses and coattails—maybe Steve had gone to get a girl drinks? But no, no dice.

Every second Dustin spent tucked against the heavy door curtain made him feel more exposed. He wasn’t all gross or anything, it had been a pretty chill crossing from the Hague and a quiet enough trip up the Thames to London, but he was most emphatically not in a fancy tailcoat. He wasn’t even wearing dark colors, he had on his tan traveling clothes. He’d barely stopped at home long enough to splash some water on his face before dashing back out and hurrying here.

Oh god, what if Lady Wheeler was here? What if she saw him? What if she saw him and pinched his cheek?

[mewlabu]

Anyone else kind of tired of UN and NATO and big western nation leaders acting all shocked at Russia's complete disregard for international and conflict law when they've visited Ukraine? Or try to talk to Putin one on one?

We've been, writing, talking, screaming about it for years and extra hard in the last two months! Why are you so shocked?

It honestly makes me so mad seeing that. It's so patronizing and dismissive and disrespectful to all those countries that fell to Russian brutality and lost so much and have been telling the world over and over that you can't do normal business and politics with Russia.

But the west keeps treating us like children and like they know better. Like we're just silly poor little nations who simply don't know how to do politics and diplomacy.

The latest being the UN visit. The one that went to Putin first then Kyiv and was all "oh my! Can't believe Putin bombed Kyiv while I was there!"

What made you believe he wouldn't?

Russia hasn't even been that invested in hiding it's contempt for all the institutions and laws, they were there in the UN asking for an agreement on humanitarian aid for a crisis they were in the process of creating. How do you take these people as serious, good faith actors?

And still the west keeps talking and acting like it's fine. And keep trying to call Putin and keep trying to make talks happen because oil and gas and a belief in their own superiority as mediators and world leaders.

As if Zelensky just doesn't know how to negotiate or is too stubborn or whatever and not that negotiation with a Russia is useless because they lie and do whatever the fuck they want. Regardless of what they may have agreed to.

Russia doesn't respect anything but it's own ambitions. Not the UN not the Hague not the ICC not human life. They do not engage with any bilateral or multilateral process in good faith. Never have.

I just hope this means now they will stop treating nations surrounding Russia as if we're paranoid, irrational and hysterical and start listening.

[dudski]

Tagged by @succdale who did not think I would do this based on twenty years of observed behavior BUT CURVEBALL I'M DOING IT ANYWAY

Three ships:

1. Buck/Eddie 911, THE FIC FIXATION DU JOUR. Sometimes I find a son and I say "my boy needs a LOVING FAMILY" and then he meets a single dad who becomes the person who knows and trusts him best in the entire world, and whose kid he loves like his own, but the showrunners are COWARDS and CRIMINALS and it's just not going to happen, hence: the fic.

2. Buck/Taylor 911. Sometimes cowards and criminals make some points? BUCK/TAYLOR...IT FUCKING RULES ACTUALLY. I am extremely high on them this week because @succdale just watched S5 and Finally I Am Understood. It's fandom and we all know this but HAVING A FRIEND TO SHARE THESE FEELINGS WITH IS A BEAUTIFUL THING!!!!! Listen. I watch 911 with a heart full of love but also rage, constantly keeping a mental tally of a) Who Is Supporting My Perfect Son Buck Who Has Literally Only Done One Wrong Thing Ever And It Wasn't Even That Big A Deal, and b) Who Is Inexplicably Not Supporting Him And Needs To Answer For This At The Hague. AND TAYLOR SHOWS UP! SHE'S DOING THE WORK, FOLKS! IT'S GOOD! IT'S EXTREMELY GOOD!

3. Rich Joe/Poor Joe from 2 Joe 2 Millionaire. (It's not called 2 Joe 2 Millionaire but it should be.) I don't need more people to watch this show for the sake of having there be conversation around this show, because the show is whatever. I need more people to watch this show so that THE WORD CAN GET OUT THAT 2 JOE 2 MILLIONAIRE AUs NEED TO BE A STAPLE OF EVERY FANDOM WE'VE GOT. THESE NEED TO BE THE NEW COFFEE SHOP AU. The Joes can't be 100% honest with anyone but each other? They keep going on group dates with all these women where the Joes have to step away for some alone time so that Rich Joe can talk Poor Joe through an absolute meltdown brought on by this one woman that Rich Joe wishes Poor Joe would see isn't any good for him? They start and end every episode in quiet domestic bliss at THE GENTLEMEN'S QUARTERS? I don't care if anyone else ever learns these men's names but I need that one breakout hit AU to exist so that other people can be like "okay, this is exquisite" and it can become a common premise.

First ever ship: I'm going to say this was Rachel/Tobias from Animorphs. Nine year old dudski lived for that shit.

Last song: Last song I listened to was Liz Phair - Why Can't I, last song added to the rotation was Travis Tritt - Bible Belt aka the end credits song from My Cousin Vinny.

Last film: 12 Angry Men! I said it in tags already but THAT MOVIE FUCKS? Like I knew it was a classic but I was WILDLY invested the entire time.

Currently reading: I'm reading a book a week this year! I'm about to start Blood Sweat and Pixels by Jason Schreier bc the ebook was (and still is) on sale for 1.99. I read Of Mice and Men the other day because it was the end of the week and I hadn't read anything and needed a quick gimme.

Currently watching: Weekly: The Righteous Gemstones, The Gilded Age, The Amazing Race, Abbott Elementary, Joe Millionaire: For Richer or Poorer. Just finished Yellowjackets yesterday, starting My Country: The New Age this week.

Currently playing: Adding this in! I'm in the middle of three games right now which is usually a no-no for me but eh, with these three it works. I take a break between cases in The Great Ace Attorney Chronicles so I don't burn out, Slay the Spire has no story so it's easy enough to balance with other games, and I'm like two thirds of the way through A Night in the Woods.

Currently consuming: Cinnamon raisin English muffin and iced coffee...the breakfast of champions.

Currently craving: I don't really do food cravings BUT I NEED A NEW PHONE

I'm not tagging anyone this is where those years of observed behavior come back in