#or the set of manhunter for that matter lol

[power-chords]

Wonder if Mann passed this one around the set of Heat like No Beast So Fierce.

[starstruckchilli]

Billy Batson Fic Idea:

Billy has been in the Justice League for just over a year, as an eleven-year-old parading in an adult’s body.

Unfortunately, in an especially difficult battle he’s forced to reveal his identity to his teammates, and they don’t take it well.

With a little digging from Batman, his foster history and eventually drop from the systems are exposed. Now the entire JLA view him as a pathetic child in need of saving by them.

Superman orders Martian Manhunter to remove all of Billy memories of Captain Marvel so that they can protect him from the “dangers of hero work.” Subsequently, Billy is fostered by Bruce and placed in the Wayne household.

The batfam keep their ‘bat’ secrets from him, and after six months acclimating to the manor, Billy starts keeping his secrets from them.

Clearly, he’s some sort of meta.

Lightening has been arching off his body in, powerful, sporadic bursts whenever his emotions are particularly heightened. As a citizen of Gotham, he’s well aware of the “no meta” rule and fears what Batman (a cool, cryptid vigilante that he’s never seen before no matter how much it feels like he knows him on a personal level) will do to him.

So he tells no one, especially not his foster siblings.

Furthermore, his mind has been messing with him, inserting fragments of memories that he can’t quite place.

He gets especially dizzy around news stations. He swears he can envision Captain Marvel in detail, despite his certainty that he’d never met the hero. The feeling is so powerful though, to the point that he compulsively starts collecting news articles about “the hero that went missing.” He begins unconsciously seeking connects to his former life.

When Billy works out that Bruce Wayne is Batman, and the Batfam work out Billy has magic, it’s already too late.

Cap’s god-like powers have already returned all of his memories.

Billy is overcome with unadulterated fury at the revelation.

Marvel’s powers have been suppressed within Billy for far too long and they excitably respond to these emotions.

Billy confronts Batman, screaming about how they invaded his mind and stripped him of his autonomy. All the while, thunder and lightening rains down upon Gotham, menacingly striking the manor.

He yells at Batman for coercing him into their family in order to fulfil some sort of guilt complex. They basically kidnapped him and kept him as a pet.

They stripped him of his home, his life goals, his morals, and worse of all, his identity.

Every few words, Billy pauses to yell Shazam. The lightening tears apart the manor, setting the south wing aflame.

Nobody can get close to him without being struck by a particularly vengeful beam of light.

“Shazam. You ripped me from my home. Shazam. You kept me like a pet. Shazam. You stripped me of everything I believed in. Shazam.” He booms, voice thunderous and hateful.

The Mightest mortal looks intimidating as he switches forms. His hair whips in the wind and his eyes glow white with electrical rage.

As he turns of fly back to Gotham, Billy swears that he will never stop heroing for Fawcett, and if the JLA tries to interrupt him, he will have no choice but to treat them as enemies.

Bruce is left to rot in his regret and dread as he watches his foster son that he’d come to love fly away. He puts on his cowl and heads up to the Watchtower with a new resolve; to convince the superheroes that Captain Marvel needs to come back to the league.

In the end, more stuff goes down. Dick and Steph and some other family members go to Fawcett to convince Billy to come home. He ignores them. Bruce is wallowing in the Batcave while presenting weekly PowerPoints to the JLA about Captain Marvel’s essentialness.

Eventually they are all united by a big bad. Bruce saves Billy’s life then Captain Marvel saves the day. He accepts his invitation back into the league and starts living with the Wayne’s again. Everyone is happy. Yay.

Lemme know if u think I should write this lol

[kerakeriza]

If someone you knew wanted to start reading Damian wayne where would you recommend for them to start? 🎤🎤

FIRST!!! you NEED to read batman: son of the demon (1987). this will give you the understanding you need of bruce, talia, their relationship, and also ra's. the fact it hasn't been canon since the 90s doesn't matter because it's still the best book about bruce and the ghul family you will ever read.

then... you may cautiously proceed to batman #656 (2006), while keeping in mind that talia is so wildly ooc that it makes me want to pluck my own eyeballs out of my skull. keep reading until #658, then you can stop because damian disappears for a while after that.

you can read batman #666 if you want to (it's set in an alternate future universe), but damian is bald in it. :( you should probably read it anyway though lol.

next, go on to batman annual #26 (2007). this is the start of the resurrection of ra's al ghul--the arc is good and all, but ra's is so unbelievably ooc that i again want to pluck out my own eyeballs. damian is adorable in it, though, so do read it. but he talks a lot more casually than he's supposed to, that's all you need to keep in mind. (at this point in his character development, he's still the epitome of "spoiled prince," and talks exactly how you'd expect a spoiled prince to talk.)

go through the rest of the resurrection of ra's al ghul after that -- robin annual #7, batman #670, robin #168, nightwing #138, detective comics #838, batman #671, robin #169, nightwing #139, detective comics #839. (please note that the nightwing issues specifically write damian the best, in my opinion. fabian nicieza is one of my FAVORITE damian writers! you know, besides morrison, since morrison created him and all. paul dini is also a huge favorite of mine btw.)

after that, you can go ahead and read batman #675, #680, and #681 (2008).

skip battle for the cowl because you won't really get anything good from reading that lol. long story short: everybody fights for no reason and dick becomes batman and damian becomes robin.

move onto batman and robin #1 (2009). just read it all of it! (the new earth universe finishes at #26 i believe, then new 52 starts.) it's all really good. i also recommend reading all of red robin (2009) and batgirl (2009), damian doesn't show up in every issue but he shows up quite a lot, and regardless, they're just really good books!

you also need to read batman: streets of gotham (2009). again, read all of it, INCLUDING the manhunter specials at the back of the book! damian shows up in those sometimes. :)

also... batman annual #27 (2009) and the other half of its story in detective comics annual #11 (2009).

then, read batman: li'l gotham for some fun fluff. :)

another must-read is supergirl #61 - #64 (2011).

also, teen titans #89 (2011). just read from #89 - #92, then come back around #99 - #100 for maximum damian. it's a pretty good series regardless though.

(one more thing: batman #700 and #703.)

as for new 52, you can keep reading the batman and robin series. but even more importantly, i think you should check out batman: the dark knight (2012) #10 - #15. it's one of my absolute favorite stories between bruce and damian.

besides that, i haven't read a lot of new52 comics, even though i should... or much at all beyond new52, either... but i did read super sons, and i can highly recommend that whole series!

gotham academy #6 and #7 are also super cute new52, sort of AU stories, damian features in those issues and he's adorable and well-written, if you ask me.

so that's where i'd tell you to start! there's way more that even i still need to read, but i'm so bitter about new52 and rebirth in general that it takes me a while to even want to pick up a book from the modern era.

edit: while you could read the batman/tmnt comics featuring damian, i actually recommend just watching the movie they made based on those comics. it's REALLY good.

[iheartchv]

hiiiiii I'm so excited you're doing mistletoe match ups! Okay so 🌿🍒 dc comics please

I'm female mid twenties and would prefer a male match up

Personality: introverted, recovered from ocd and depression but still have little remnants that I call the heebie jeebies, big believer in forgiveness and turning the other cheek kinda thing so I don't really write anyone off no matter what they do but unfortunately I am a little bit of a pushover, I choose to be optimistic and try hard to focus on the positives rather than the ever-present evermore swirling decay that is all around lol

Hobbies: reading, embroidery, volunteering, collecting vintage trinkets and clothing, endlessly rewatching b99 and Miss Marple and LOTR

Likes: the lovely November gloom in Ireland (recently went on holiday to a hot country for the first time and heck no don't like that super glad to be back in the rain), going to my fav cafe alone-it's so nice it's been there in the same family since the year 1900! Watching Jessica Kellgren-Fozard on YouTube-I love her hair and fashion videos, solitary evening walks, music of all kinds but the blues have a hold on me and if Mr. Sinatra ever tipped his hat at me I would drop dead

Dislikes: not having at least some things to do, being made redundant (it was my dream job I was a librarian 😢- I work in a bookshop now but vibes aren't the same 🙃), big social events, pets- don't come for me lol I get the appeal I really do and I appreciate the enormous value that pets can have for a person and that's beautiful but it cranks up my ocd heebie jeebies and yeah, people who don't have any time patience or compassion for others I fully believe that part of the whole point of existing is to be here for each other even people you don't necessarily get on with (within reason obvs), I strongly dislike that Agent Carter got cancelled

I really went on and on, I'm sorry and it is way way way too early to be saying this but Merry Christmas

// Merry Early Christmas to you too dearie😁

Decided to match you with someone from The Justice League (2001)

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I match you with....

Martian Manhunter/ J'onn J'onzz

MM would end up falling for you

While both of you are more introverted, you two were opposites in many/some ways

You were one of the ones who made him rethink about the humans he was fighting to help protect

Now that he met you, he was going to protect you... even if it cost him his life

You showed him your hobbies and some of the customs of Earth

You were excited when Christmas time came around

During all the hustle of trying to get everything ready ( you were busy with work, it left you behind on some decorations and some presents... and plans for the dinner ), you bumped into him pretty hard, about to fall on your back

Until he caught you, not paying attention to the box of Christmas decorations

He held you close, but not too close, to him

"Are you okay?"

Your heart raced and a light blush colored your cheeks

"Mhmm... I'm fine"

"...Do you need any help?" He asked

You thought of some ways he could help you and he set to work

When everything was done, you sat on the couch, feeling exhausted

He then sat beside you

The tension was crackling between you both

MM noticed your cheeks and wondered if you had overextended yourself or you were coming down with a cold

"No... I'm okay" you replied, hoping he'd change the subject

He then asked you what you wanted for a present

"Too be honest... having someone to share it with is enough"

Explaining more about the holiday to MM, he wanted to share it with you

Christmas Eve, he came to your place to share it with you... just like you wanted

Later on in your new relationship, for many Christmases and more, he showed you how much love and joy you've given him

[jess-total-mess]

i think my favourite manhunt is 4 hunters rematch. so angsty halfway through, great thinking by dream and an eventual pull-through win by him as well

esp this one part as dream starts to set up his nether plan after they have the enchanted armour and bad makes everyone stop and think and the hunters are just debating what to do because bad doesnt think its a good idea to go after him and sapnap thinks they need to go

and then they play hide and seek in the nether and sapnap is like “doesnt matter, follow the compass” like an exasperated parent to bad lol

[penny-anna]

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:10am

Attention all League members. We are currently limiting all non-essential travel too and from the Watchtower. There was an error during routine maintenance of the Zeta system and it is not calibrated correctly. It is functional but no longer registers clothing or any other non-living matter as part of the person to be transported. We will update you when the problem is resolved. -BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:11am

lol who broke it -FLASH

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:12am

This system is for emergency bulletins only, no chatter please. -BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:12am

it was hal wasnt it -FLASH

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:13am

yes - WONDERWOMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:13am

lol - FLASH

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:14am

Cut the chatter or I will set the system to administrators only. - BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:36am

Attention: I must re-emphasize, no non-essential travel to or from the Watchtower. Myself, Superman, Wonder Woman and Martian Manhunter are all up here and we have the situation under control. -BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:50am

Yes everyone aboard the Watchtower is currently naked. Please do NOT come up here just to gawk. It's neither helpful nor professional. -BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:52am

Bruce why would you tell the whole League that me and Diana are naked up here -SUPERMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:53am

Attention: I'd like to remind all League members to only use call signs or code names when sending emergency bulletins. -BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 09:54am

Stop avoiding the question -SUPERMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:01am

Attention: the next person who comes up here without a very good reason is getting some bones broken. -WONDERWOMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:02am

Attention: I'd like to remind all League members not to use the emergency bulletin system to threaten bodily harm. That said, Wonder Woman will be dealing with anyone who comes up here for non-essential purposes. -BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:32am

Attention: for those who were not already aware, yes Martian Manhunter's 'clothing' is created via his shapeshifting abilities and yes technically he is naked at all times. Please can everyone be professional about this. -BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:33am

lol j'onn's nakey -FLASH

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:33am

Batman's right can we please all try and be professional about the situation -CYBORG

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:34am

cranky because you're nakey too huh -FLASH

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:35am

lol - GREENLANTERN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:36am

Hal don't you dare start you did this -SUPERMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:37am

cranky because we've all seen your dingdong are you -GREENLANTERN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:38am

Hal so help me I will come down there -SUPERMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 10:40am

Attention: the emergency bulletin system is now administrators only until further notice. If you have any essential information to convey please contact the Watchtower. -BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 11:08am

Attention: the Zeta system has been re-calibrated and is now functioning correctly. Normal transport to and from the Watchtower can resume. -BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 11:30am

Attention: I will return the emergency bulletin system to its usual settings when I trust you all to not act like children. -BATMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 11:31am

So never? -WONDERWOMAN

Justice League Emergency Bulletin 02/08/22 11:32am

Most likely. -BATMAN

[phoenixcatch7]

Love how LBH bonded with all the Batkids. And being technologically illiterate. The protagonist halo is not helping for once XD! But it’s ok, he can always go to SQQ for help UWU. Also, yes, I would like to hear more about Batman! SQQ cross dressing for infiltration purposes 👀 👀.

All the protagonist halo in the world can't make you technologically literate lol.

*slams hands together* SO! I had this thought a couple days ago that there is a lot of things sqq would have mastered by living in an alternate pidw, archery and painting and music and horse riding and hair care and all sorts, but most importantly - wife plot/gay idiots hunt demons plot starters. A lot of fanfic and heist movies and adult 'coming of ages' and all sorts LOVE crossdressing as a trope, and I I do love me a good oblivious gender queer sqq!

He has 100% had to infiltrate a brothel or club or gathering or acted as demon bait at some point in his long life, and with his already lean and pretty figure, his own appearance perfectionist tendencies for the role of sqq, and his husband's refusal to let him out the house looking anything less than stunning, he's put a good effort and practice into it. Nanda parbat (or the other places he studied) is also well versed in disguise as a job. Canonically he uses stage makeup to create other identities, most famously matches malone. SO! By all logic batman would be EXCELLENT at disguising as a woman!

Also in this au I headcanon that cultivators are rarely super muscled, with agility and flexibility also being very important. Think more swimmers and barbarian and lumberjack builds - the muscle isn't for show at all, but some can lift more than the body builders twice their size! Unfortunately for sqq, system demands an imposing presence, and so he fills the bats suit out with fake padding and extra armour and tech. He tucks his long hair in the cowl. It helps emphasise the difference between Bruce Wayne and Batman, and the first time Jason saw him undress after patrol he thought batman was peeling his own skin off lol.

And what that means is he is completely unbothered when a pair of women are needed to infiltrate a club to gather information, and wonder woman is the only one free. She gamely volunteers to go herself, but is vetoed on grounds of safety and efficiency. So then the solution is Martian manhunter but he's off world.

So batman volunteers.

He's met with confusion and disbelief, and for good reason?? He's huge! Buff! Deep voice! Aloof! Batman is a very manly man!

But no, he can do it, are you doubting that he can't? It's fine.

Diana is very excited. Also very curious. Sure, there are amazonians bigger than him, but he is very much a guy and they're not going to a place known for inclusivity.

But despite their misgivings they set a time and place.

And as they're talking, waiting for batman to arrive, a bombshell of a woman walks past. Long dark hair, boobs peeking out of a window, glittery earrings, six inch heels, long and painted nails, big puffy jacket, trousers that flare at the knees, the whole works.

She walks past them again a minute later, and stops. Greets them with a low and sultry voice.

It's batman. Wtf.

Sqq rather thinks he's done a good job with the outfit. The trousers hide his calves, fake boobs are so much more realistic in the modern era, he took his voice changer out. Makeup changes his whole face. He's got contacts and brush through hair due so he doesn't look like Bruce Waynes sister. His voice probably sounds a bit funny but it's close enough! It'll pass!

The group of veteran heroes are choking on their tongues. Diana is delighted.

It's still early days for the league, they're still feeling each other out, seeing if they can trust each other with matters outside of heroism.

For Clark, it's the first of many existential crises.

[celestialking]

First is the worst

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Finished Writing: March 6, 2022

Pairing: CC!Dream , CC!Sapnap, AMAB!Reader

Warning: amab, manhunts spoilers, degrading, cucking(?), a spank, hairpulling, mentions of “sir”, “daddy”, let me know if i missed something.

A/n: and seconds the best. Anyways, i started this minutes after the manhunt ended and then just never finished it for some reason. rushed and lots of dialogue lol. while formatting i realized i dislike this

And with that Manhunt was finally over. Not that the public would know for another week or two but that didn't matter. You and Sapnap wiggled over to Dreams room right after they had finished recording. 

"You did great, feel!” You grabbed Dream's hand, putting it up to your chest. "My heart is still beating," 

He chuckled before bringing you into a kiss. "Yeah I didn't come here to watch you guys make out," Sapnap interrupted. After every manhunt, win or lose, Dream would wreck you. It was just tradition. A tradition that made Sapnap leave the house for a while. 

"But don't I deserve a reward for winning?" Dream pouted at Sapnap. All to get a response from him. And a response he'd get. The Texan rolled his eyes before stalking over to you. 

"Yeah you can have a reward or whatever, but I think I deserve a consolation prize," Sapnap's chin set on your shoulder, hands gripping your waist, pulling you back away from the blonde. 

"What kind of- oh," a squeeze to your hips answered your question. 

You had talked about adding Sapnap before, and coincidently Dream was about to have a talk with the brunette right after manhunt, but you didn't think he'd be added like this. Dreams cheeks were dusted pink, he nodded, making Sapnap glance over at you. "How about it sweetheart?" Be railed stupid in front of your boyfriend?”

"Yes, please," one of his hands slithered up to your jaw, holding you firmly. 

"Ask him all pretty for me baby, tell him what you want," the hand on your hip slowly trailed down making it difficult to focus on your words. 

"Daddy-" you gasped as Sapnap cupped your clothed cock. "Can he fuck me please?" Dream watched you buck into Sapnap's hand. Wordlessly Dream nodded before sitting back down in his gamer chair. 

"You're just going to sit and watch like a good whore right?" Sapnap asked. You and Dream whined at that. Both of you had assumed that with how Sapnap was he would be a whiny sub for both of you to play with. He easily knocked both of you a few pegs down however. Sapnap gave a pleased hummed before pulling you over to the bed; your shirt already removed from your body and your pants didn't seem like they'd be too far behind. 

Dream's hand itched for his sweats, as you were pushed down against the mattress. He was about to watch his best friend fuck his boyfriend on his own bed. 

"No touching," Sapnap snapped. 

Dream huffed but pulled his hand back. Sapnap was not the happiest about losing. You could tell in his actions with you. He manhandled into the positions he wanted, pinning you there with a single stare. You grasped his shirt trying to pull it off. "Can't be the only one losing clothes," you pouted. He only chuckled and proceeded to pull off your pants. "Of course," Dream began to grow frustrated on the sideline. Not from his best friend fucking his boyfriend but from the lack of attention headed his way. He hadn't meant it but a frustrated noise left his lips. 

"I'm supposed to be enjoying my reward," Sapnap spoke slowly, he was now looking up at Dream through his lashes while his hand set a dizzly gentle pace stroking your cock. 

The look he gave made Dream gulp. "But I won-" 

"and you'll get a prize brat. Now sit there and watch me ruin your angel," Sapnap growled. 

Being called a brat had Dream snapping his mouth shut. You were about to be irritated from his slow movement when his hands let go of your cock completely. 

"Oh stop squirming, I know you like it rough baby," Sapnap teased when you whined at his harsh grip on your hips. Then his lips wrapped around just the tip. You attempted to buck up to make him take more but his hands kept you from doing so. Sapnap continued to suckle at the tip making you squirm in frustration. 

"Quit teasing me," you groaned, your hand barely grazed his head before a hand left your hip to pin it down. 

"If you want to cum tonight you'll leave your hands right where they are," he warned lowly. 

"Yes sir," you whispered embarrassed. 

"Mm I'm not sure I like 'sir'-" he glanced over at Dream who was struggling painfully with his pants and boxers. "I'm more of a 'Daddy' kind of guy," Sapnap grinned. Dream froze in his movements. 

"But that's Dreams-" 

"I'm Daddy tonight baby boy," Sapnap said. Then his mouth was back on you, teasing with his tongue. You desperately wanted to grab him by his curls and be able to thrust fully into his mouth but you didn't dare run the risk of not cumming. 

As Sapnap finally began taking you deeper into his throat you glanced over at Dream. His green eyes, shades darker than usual. He had halfway removed his boxers and sweats, just enough for his cock to be out. It looked painfully hard, the tip drooling and twitching everytime you made a sinful noise. 

"Daddy," you gasped. You were going to cum, and way too soon that is. "Need to- need to cum," and just like that your cock was left unstimulated throbbing from nothing. "Why did you stop," you pouted at him. 

Sapnap just smiled. "Don't worry there baby boy, you'll get to cum," his hand tapped your thigh. "Flip over," you moved over to your hands and knees. 

"You guys have any lube?" 

"Yeah," Dream tossed the container to Sapnap who scoffed. 

"At your desk? You really are a whore," he got enough before tossing it back. "Go ahead, Dream. But your sweetheart gets to cum first," 

Dream wrapped his hand around his cock just as Sapnaps fingers nudged into your hole. "Already stretched huh? I'm not surprised," Sapnap added a third finger to the two that were already slowly pushing in. 

"Was planning to get wrecked hm? Why don't you go ahead and tell me what you were going to do," his fingers searched around a bit. "Go on," he prompted pressing against your prostate. You stiffled a whimper jolting from his touch. 

"Was gonna get on my knees," 

Sapnap hummed in response. 

"Let him fuck m-my throat," 

"Mm what else?" 

"Then ride him," Sapnap pulled his fingers out readying his cock. "Be honest, you like it when he loses," The tip pressed up against you, tapping lightly. "I bet you do, huh? Cause then a pretty slut like you gets railed into the mattress," 

Slowly he pushed in, the stretch of his cock made your fingers dig into the sheets. 

"Get on with it," you whined attempting to push your hips back. 

A sudden slap made you whine pitifully. "I didn't know both of you were brats, can't keep him in line can you Dreamy?" 

Dream scoffed off to the side as Sapnap bottomed out. "He's no brat," 

"yes I am, " you pouted. "I am, I am, promise," 

Dream slowly stroked his cock. "He'll talk back a tiny bit and then shut the moment a hand grazes his throat, he's always a good boy," they continued talking about you, Sapnap settling into a harsher place. 

"Oh fuck you take it so good," He breathed out. His hands had settled on your hips dragging them back with his thrusts. 

"Harder," 

"hm?" 

"Please harder," 

"What was that?" 

"Harder Daddy! please fuck me harder," 

"well why didn't you just ask?" Sapnap chuckled. You didn't get a chance to respond as he shoved your head down against the mattress. His hips pistoned into you, each thrust making it difficult to breathe. The free hand gave your cock a few sharp jerks before moving back to your hips. You hoped he would leave marks. Knowing Dream he'd mark you twice as much possessively. A familiar pit of heat was building in your stomach. 

"Need to cum," you mumbled. 

"Go ahead and beg, nice and loud," 

Your beg was lost in the sheets of the bed and the sounds of your pleasure. 

"No," Sapnap grunted, yanking your head up by your hair. "Look at him, I want him to watch you beg me to cum," Sapnaps hand dug into your hip harsher. "Beg," 

"please let me cum," you cried. 

"Louder," 

"Daddy please let me cum, 've been so good," he dropped your head letting you back down against the mattress. 

"Go on then, cum, let him know how much you love my cock," Sapnap didn't have to say anything else before your cock spurted cum. Your orgasm hit you hard making your brain all fuzzy and dizzy. 

"Go ahead, Dream," Sapnap said softly. He watched the taller tilt his hand back, desperately fucking up into his fist. His cum dripped down his hand as he moaned. Sapnap was the last to cum, continuing to slam into you, luckily he wasn't far behind; hips stilling as he came deep within you. 

"Next time I'm calling the shots," Dream mumbled from his chair. 

Sapnaps hands smoothed down your sides, comforting but confused. "Next time?" 

You hummed in response. You could tell the younger had many questions but those would just have to wait til after a nice hot bath and snacks.

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[cutemeat]

i have small hope for macden because i feel like sunny writers room brains would go Wouldn’t it be funny if two of the characters who sucked absolute ass and have had terrible times of strain were actually healthier in a romantic relationship than the other people they hang out with… but i also believe they think it’s not as funny as fucking it up sooo bad, if they ever made it canon. this is the plight of A Sunny Loser

yeah i mean again i still think that since they went thru the trouble of bringing back the Cat In The Wall metaphor from Break Up in s15 and having Dennis' arc echo a lot of the same beats as Mac's storylines in HOHC, MFHP, Mac Day, etc. makes me think there's something being set up here... Which isn't even mentioning the more obvious Brokeback refs including Den breaking his fuckin back on a mountain at the very end and caring a little too much about a tattoo on Mac's body that he wouldn't be seein unless he's already seeing/planning on seeing Mac's upper thigh on a regular basis it's.. just... if they don't do shit in s16 i'll be fuckin confused. but i feel like the girls have said that since Foreverrrr so idk! I do agree i think rcg are def scared of botching the storyline cuz again if they didn't care about botching it they would've done something with it already, and they nearly did botch it with DDL.. and I remember while they were writing s15 last year Rob mentioned his desire but how difficult it was to specifically bring a gay man into the writer's room so I feel like part of the feet dragging is coming from a place of good intention since Rob has a whole 'i gotta do right by the gays' thing lmao. but that being said I feel like they have written Mac/Den well already, so they just need to have a little faith in themselves LOL. If they're just afraid of failure the whole time it'll come thru in the writing n it won't be good. They gotta have some confidence in what they're writing and that itself has a lot of pull.

I personally think that they should just go for it because it'd be a way to freshen up the dynamics (esp if they are really gonna keep going for a few more seasons or possibly indefinitely) while still keeping it consistent. A lot of people seem to think that Mac/Den getting together would 'ruin the show' or forsake the formula... But I feel like both the s14/s15 finales had a very 'fuck our original formula' subtext to 'em anyway. And also I personally miss Macden's dynamic being like it was in Manhunters/Frank's Pretty Woman/Dines Out... Eps like that show that just bc MacDen are happy together doesn't make them better people so it'd still fit with Sunny's overall 'this is a show about bad people' motto. And I think it wouldn't be THAT different if they were overtly out and in a relationship cuz they have been written to have romantic subtext n sexual tension right along anyway. It's just been a matter of rcg going back and forth on whether to have the characters themselves realize that and embrace it or not. Cuz we see even in eps like 'Jumper' and 'Big Mo' that rcg have concluded that always just playing it safe and sticking to the formula or "the algorithm" is less satisfying than writing to what feels more satisfying in a story. I believe MFHP was kinda a major turning point for them and also worked as a sorta "dry run" for how a MacDen storyline might play with audiences.

But again, who knows! It seems like they're having fun in the writer's room so far at least, and so we'll have to wait n see what that means for MacDen's stryline if anything when we get there LOLLLL.

[the-dragon-hearted]

I feel like we, as human beings should address the one overarching issue of not just the Dream smp fandom, but any place where people come together and discuss things they love. The issue: Debate. Discourse. Deliberation. Okay, that was three issues, but you get the picture. We, as a society (yes I'm throwing the 'S' word out there) need to get better at Debate. I get it, the four-year-olds on political stages have set a horrible example but I am here to give y'all a Tedd Talk on arguments, mostly pertaining to content creators but this can be used in any disagreement you ever hold. How to Properly Hold an Argument without being a Child in 4 Steps: Step 1: Never walk into a Debate expecting to change the other's mind This is a big one and it's one of the hardest to grasp. What? What do you mean? What's the purpose of argument if I don't convince the other they're wrong? The purpose of a debate is to offer your opinion and defend it against the world while you pick another's claim apart. Don't expect to change someone's mind. For your own benefit. If you see an opinion that is absolutely horrendus out there on social media, YouTube, Twitchchat, et cetera... and you click on it to refute it. You need to understand you're not refuting it to change that person's mind, but to display to the rest of your collegues why that opinion is, well... Bullshit. You live in a society where people are Ignorant, Misinformed, Sensationalists, or Trolls. Frankly, against certain people (namely trolls) you can't win. No matter what you say or how 'awesomely' constructed your argument is. You can not and will not win. All you can do is build up an opinion and post it and then suffer what 'deez nuts' jokes you get. Here, an example:

Troll: *insert terrible opinion here* Person A: No. That's wrong for reasons a, b, and c. You shouldn't believe that or spread it. Troll: lol, take a joke will you. You're so sensitive.

Naturally, this would upset you. I would be upset and it's okay if you are too. But you should not under any situation continue to feed the troll. Never expect to change someone's mind and never expect to win, especially against people like this. There is no winning in an argument, there's only hurt feelings and over-used claims. The best you can hope for is for your argument to sound and appear as the best option/opinion. Alright? Don't attack people and don't reply with pure emotion. Just breathe easier knowing you made a good argument, posted it, and the other is making a fool of themselves. Honestly, who's the fool? The informed person or the twelve year olds laughing about Bofa? Bofa what? Bofa deez - Aaand we're shutting it down there. So now you know what to walk in expecting in an argument. What do you do next? Step 2: Construct a solid Claim DON'T RUN! I SWEAT I'LL BE MORE CONCISE THAN THE ENGLISH TEACHERS OF HIGH SCHOOL! A claim is the core of your argument; the thing you're arguing about. It can be broad, it can be specific, but the most important part is that you stay on topic. Don't lose yourself to ranting. Always re-read what you type and delete any paragraphs that change the topic. For instance, if you're talking about the Dream speed-runs, you probably shouldn't go on a rant about the manhunts as they're two seperate catagegories and you'll look a bit confused. Step 3: Be mature, be concise, and do some research First things first: Don't deflect in an argument simply because you don't know something. Take your time, do research, form an opinion and come back to it. This will give you time to blow of steam AND stay informed. On the same note, absolutely do NOT use red herrings. Red herrings? Oh, that's when you deflect attention from the main topic with a shallow issue that's related. For instance, let's use discourse discusing a content creator's bias against... let's do something stupid like stuffed animals:

Person A: We need to talk about cc!So-and-So and they're Bias against stuffed animals. Person B: Sure, but there are so many children out there who are lacking connection and are never able to get stuffed animals due to strict parents. It feels wrong to only focus on one subject when there's a whole problem out there.

^^ This is a red herring. It's not always this obvious but for the love of all things good, don't do this. Second things second - this is SUPER important. Stop using Ad Hominem attacks in any and all debates. Ad Hominem attacks are the type that personally attacking your opponent instead of focusing on their position. I'm sure you can tell that politicians love that one - but it's actually an immature approach that cheapens your argument. To see it in practice:

Person A: I don't think it's a big deal that cc!So-and-So did blank and I don't see why everyone's making a big deal out of it. Person B: That's because you're a cc!So-and-So Stan. Person A: Well you're just a hater.

Right away you should be able to tell that there was no tangible argument against or for the content creator. Just a bunch of kids slinging mud on their opponents. Calling someone a 'hater' or a 'stan' shouldn't invalidate their opinion or bolster your own argument. Just because someone 'likes' or 'dislikes' something doesn't mean they can't talk about it, it just means they're likely to possess Implicit Bias or a subconcious bias towards something. Implicit Bias isn't a bad thing and it isn't something that invalidates an argument, it's something that should allow you to at least understand the reasoning for someone to hold a position. If you attack someone's personal standing instead of their opinion it only cheapens your argument because people now assume YOU have no idea what you're talking about and all you can do is hiss at your foe like a feral raccoon on drugs. No one wants to agree with a feral racoon on drugs, kind of how no one wants to agree with a politician. So, how can you better form an argument without mudslinging? It's a bit more complicated, but worth it. You research, you think before you type, you stay respectful, and... you listen to Step #4. Step 4: Sometimes. You have to accept that you were initially wrong. This one hurts. It hurts you and your confidence and all you can do is handle it best you can. I've taken debate and been in dozens or "professional arguments" (I hate that phrase) and I have been 'wrong' plenty of times. There's grace in that and it's an important lesson to learn. It is impossible to be right 100% of the time and it's impossible to be infallible. You have to accept that of yourself and those around you. If your opponent accepts they were wrong, do not continue to harp on them. That's cruel. Alternatively, if you realize you were wrong with your claim, you can admit you were mistaken and amend it. It takes a big person to do that and if your opponent has any decency, they'll recognize that. If they don't, congratulations, you've been arguing with a literal child. And now, you know everything about Debate. (That's a lie, but you know the basics and you can do a lot with the basics.) A good friend of mine once said that every opinion out there came from the mouth of both an asshole and an angel and we all have to be one of those things at some point in our lives. Debate, discourse, argument, all of that is hard and it can be straining or even toxic. Take a step back when necissary. Take a deep breath. Know that if you're feeling personally attacked, you're opponent is using immature methods to tear down your arguments. If you're argument is torn down and you don't know what to think, that's okay too. Take a breath, take a break, and allow yourself to mull it over. Forming your own opinion takes time and a clear mental space. You need both. So next time you see a troll, a jerk, an asshole, a hater, or a stan - don't let emotions get the better of you. Remember you are an intelligent person who is capable of forming your own opinions and NO ONE can take that away from you. Think, research, and then type.

TLDR: Don't expect to win every argument, don't expect to be always right, don't divert your opponents attention, don't personally attack your opponent, always be respectful, always do research, never do anything with pure emotion. Remember you're forming your own opinions and that takes time and space so give yourself that when you need it.

That's it! Best of luck Debating~

[dreamteamspace]

Dream in manhunts VS on the Dream SMP

Love how Dream’s character on the SMP reflects the way he is in manhunts, too.

Especially at the beginning, during a lot of cut away parts and when the hunters are trying to scare him from afar, his responses are absentminded, unsure, often either obviously lies, give no information, or even awkward. They ask him where he is, and he goes “I’m.... uhh.... nowhere”.

Sometimes he will already have a plan in mind as to how exactly he wants to trick them (In his analysis video he shows that he already made a plan in his head where he wanted them to think he went for the trees of a specific nearby forest, to trick them into approaching the pillager tower, and it worked), his response is surprisingly well acted and emotional. He knows when to say things and how.

He has a plan almost at all times. In his most recent analysis video he stops at one moment to say that he was terrified because this was one of the FEW times where he did not have a plan. Meaning he has a plan practically all other times, and it shows.

He sometimes does vaguely celebrate his small victories, small steps in his execution of the plan, making the hunters confusedly ask what it is, and he never says. Sometimes he stalls his plans until almost the very end, giving no mention of them and no indication that he has them at all.

And then, when the moment is nigh... The plan is executed.

His acting and baiting gets better the closer he gets, like when he was luring the hunters to go underneath the tree with the tnt minecart. He’s fully focused, even acting along well enough to fool them, to lure him right into his trap.

Then comes the execution, and then he explodes into emotion.

It’s really satisfying to see his plans work out, because we clearly saw him working on it step by step, saw him hide it and cover it and gather items and look around and scout the areas. But once he wins that part? He gets loud, and victorious, he yells and celebrates his victory that he worked so hard for and executed with precision, gaining him the upper hand or even winning him the game.

Another example is in one video where he went to the other stronghold because the hunters covered it in obsidian. He’s quiet up until he finds the last pearl, and when the portal activates, he’s YELLING about what he did, relieved and victorious about his plan working. I’m sure this is where some people may even not like his reactions, because they can seem cocky and overconfident (*cough cough* I think they’re actually really fun to watch because he DID just pull off some really good shit *cough*)

Cut to the Dream SMP.

All this makes him the PERFECT evil strategizing war leader.

We all joke about his acting, especially improv. He can sometimes stumble over his words and will almost always nervously fidget/move/do something, even when his roleplaying is better (see Dream moving back and forth while talking to Eret some time before dethroning him, telling him that only the sword and shield give him power).

When he has a plan however, like again, with Eret, his roleplaying greatly improves. We see that this is all heading somewhere, and that he has a plan in mind, and he knows how to nudge things in that direction, and the other person mostly just has to play along.

During the 16th, when 20 people in full enchanted netherite watch Schlatt die of a heart attack (lol), it feels... anticlimactic. Again, Dream kindof seems unsure of his roleplay. He says they surrender. He leads them to schlatt. He says Schlatt is an idiot, and that this is all he is. He shows them to him. And then...

While they’re dealing with the emotions, he and his allies quietly leave, without anybody from L’Manburg noticing.

He sits far at the back as the watches Tommy’s speech, and then Wilbur’s speech, and then Tubbo’s. When asked to comment, he just says he bows to nobody. He doesn’t seem very interested in what’s going on.

Wilbur excuses himself and leaves.

When the tnt blows up - and there’s a pretty good clip of it from tommys perspective that showcases it perfectly that Im sure Ive reblogged not too long ago - we hear him explode in the background.

We hear him laugh loudly and evilly, he yells “YEEES!” As L’Manburg blows to smithereens, and it all becomes perfectly clear: This was the plan all along.

Wilbur was the traitor. Wilbur would blow up L’Manburg no matter what happens. And Dream was waiting for this, biding his time, keeping his allies out of L’Manburg once they’d won, seeming desinterested. He was waiting, the entire time, and when the plan finally works, he celebrates as it all blows to smithereens.

Okay, sure, his acting could be better at times, even taking all this into account. But honestly, it’s good when it matters, and we all love the green blob anyway. (At least I very much do).

This was really well executed, and having such a long con plan is definitly right up Dream’s alley, which is why his character winning this way was a really good decision. Their characters on the Dream SMP are close to their real life counterparts, and it was just... it was beautiful. He planned this for weeks. He laid low. They laughed at his acting, but he got the last laugh in the end.

Another thing to add is how he can barely be betrayed because... he only mostly works alone. Sure, people like Punz are certainly close enough to know his plans, but how would a traitor arc even work when even character!Dream didn’t trust Sapnap with it?

Dream turned on Sapnap during one of the pet wars, to gain Tommy’s trust, to gain Wilbur’s trust, to set all of this up. He didn’t like it maybe, but he did it anyway. Even Sapnap, such a core member of the Dream SMP, wasn’t close enough to Dream.

Character!Dream, interestingly enough, acts similar to how he does in manhunts: Like he’s alone.

Like he’s the only person he can trust, and in order to win, he has to eliminate ALL of the competition. He has to have the upper hand over EVERYONE.

Maybe that’s why he’s not interested in becoming king, either. He doesn’t feel like a king.

He’s not the king on the chess board - he’s the person behind moving the pieces around.

[literaphobe]

Hi this in regards to the asks about the teaching Tina thing with ant, etc I'm a lil behind but I wanted to add -wasn't the stream where Sam taught dream about rsr LITERALLY ON TINAS STREAM?! she was there they both reviewed so much with her. Also like shouldn't ant know too that just because it wasn't streamed doesn't mean it didn't happen? Like idk maybe Tina would do better with punz or ant buuuut I think they both should know by now that's its not an education thing, it's Tina having a mental block in competitions and directions.

I love Tina and I've been following/subbed her for way over a year now and have seen her have similar performances in other games including the infamous league and among us lol

Tina is absolutely a great gamer like all you need to is watch her in speedrunners and tetris- she has great reaction time but her strongsuits seem to be more solo games. I think Tina's reaction times are just better when she's on her own? She def suffers from tunnel vision like so many others, dream (SG lol) and sylvee to name a couple haha for recency bias in one of the league games from last week someone was asking her to do something multiple times- it was said clearly in a calm nice manner over and over and she just straight up didn't here it, she was just so focused on her task, it was funny! She has also said that she has a hard time hearing/focusing on multiple stuff at once.

I think maybe just her learning to be confident and yoloing it would help? She did so good in this mcc and it sucks to see her be so down on herself. which again as we all agree is why the teams she has gotten have been so frustrating, theyve done morning to help her build confidence in her skills and lose focus.

She should prob work more on finding ways to minimize distractions and work on her settings too like what dream said in Tina's stream last night (I just watched the clipped part someone uploaded to YouTube lol it was so cute they're the sweetest) Tina just needs time and experience, dream has had a bunch of mccs to figure what overwhelms him the most and how to deal with it (muting or finding tricks to avoid other players) and it still gets to him. And of course years of practicing for speedruns and manhunts.

Tina and dream speedrun manhunt stream when?!

yeah exactly i’ve known tina for a long time too and she just isn’t very experienced in most games but she’s so good at speedrunners and tetris!!! like. again look i don’t wanna be the one to say it but over a lot of stories tina’s told on stream over the years i wouldn’t be surprised if she has adhd. and like… neurodivergent people tend to feel drawn towards other neurodivergent people so like it wouldn’t be a HUGE shock. anyway yeah. tina needs time. and she also needs stronger teammates so her stats aren’t so deflated. every time else is just a matter of time, additional vod reviews, and practice. honestly even if tina and dream don’t team next event he’d still help her practice if she asked. because that’s the kind of friend dream is. and the proof is in the pudding of dream helping tina train and practice even before they were teamed in mcc23

[chaolie]

Funtober Day 20 - Prince Fundy AU

He might be a prince, but does that even matter now that he's leaving? Hoping to never hear that title again? I did come up with a bit of a backstory here, so you can find that under the cut :D

So, as you might notice, while he has fox features/white bits of hair in person, those aren't visible in the paintings he's passing by. That's because when he was younger, those features were easier to hide, and since he didn't want to stand out, he and his family continued to do so as he grew older.

The entire Royal Family isn't exactly what the public assumes it to be, Queen Sally is a powerful sorcerer in her free time, and uses her magic to help both her husband, Wilbur, and her son to hide their hybrid features. The King is, as mentioned, a hybrid as well, though he's much more used to hiding it, because he didn't always have his wife to help him with that, and she makes it much easier. Not to mention other members of the family, which most people assume to be dead or don't even know of their existence, but they're... there. Somewhere. Away from the castle, living their lives away from the public eye.

They're the ones Fundy sets out to find on the very night I decided to draw out here. He mostly hopes to find his "dead" grandfather, who is very much alive and keeps in touch with the rest of the family through letters, or his "nonexistent" uncle, whose hybrid features were much more obvious than Wilbur's, so he ended up being moved away from the castle before anyone knew the future king ever had a brother. Fundy assumes that whichever of them he finds, staying with them for at least some time will be much more comfortable than living in the castle.

The issue is, he didn't exactly tell his family where he's going, he only left a short letter that could've easily been fake, so Wilbur and Sally are obviously worried about him. And just as obviously, they want to find him. Just in case the letter was sincere, they don't go out and make it a nationwide manhunt, which would make Fundy easier to find for sure, but could end poorly that way. Instead, they send out a couple of their most trusted people who know the missing-and-possibly-kidnapped prince personally, people who they consider strong enough to possibly step in and save his life, but also kind enough to talk to him if no violence was needed. Some who don't exactly meet both of those requirements decide to join as well.

The question now is, what will happen sooner? Will the people find Fundy, or will he find his other family members? And how will he survive a tiring and dangerous journey after spending his entire life in the castle? Will he do that alone, or find himself some friends along the way?

If it wasn't clear yet, I really want to write this one as well lol. I should start keeping a list of all the prompts I want to expand on in the future I think!

Also if I wasn't clear about that enough either, the grandfather is Phil, and the uncle is Techno :]

[getgoodlol]

hermitcraft and dream team collabs i would KILL to see

- a dream vs grian build swap. please.

- mumbo and dream speedrunning collab. mumbo sets up his redstone contraption speedrunning thing, and each of them try and do it as fast as possible. then, they speedrun beating the game. or one of each happens at the same time, so mumbo speedruns redstone while dream speedruns the game, and then they switch.

- manhunt but it's a group of hermits hunting dream. i don't care which hermits, but grian, mumbo and iskall would be hilarious.

- mcc team with techno, dream and grian. the fourth person doesn't matter, but pearlescentmoon or iskall would work. (please do mcc again iskall i'm begging)

- mcc with the regular hermit team (ren, false & cub) but dream is the fourth member. LOLLLL

- dream, george, sapnap VS grian, mumbo, iskall ANY competition, maybe a hypixel minigame w a mix of build battle & pvp games

- dream vs grian elytra course race

- dream and grian team up to do a prank on their friends; inviting mumbo, sap, george, whoever else for a video, but ultimately end up trolling them with a texture pack or something with max volume

- dream teaches grian basics of speedrunning; grian teaches dream the basics of building

- OR same premise but it's mumbo instead and he teaches redstone

- false vs dream pvp match?? dream is op but i feel like falsie could hurt him a bit

- i've never seen the hermits play among us but like... dream team and hermits among us ??? iskall would be REALLY good at it i bet, maybe dream, gog, sap, punz, maybe tommy (LOL) and iskall, grian, impulse, tango, false or cleo?? (i think they'd enjoy among us the most out of the hermits)

- minecon. that's all i'm gonna say

what would u wanna see? :>

[beacon-lamp]

Do you think four is dreams limit?

honestly? no.  

i think 4 is the hunters’ limit, in that if they were to add more hunters, there wouldn’t be a noticeable increase in their efficacy.  the more people they add, the more Stuff they need, which takes Longer to get.  dream already can’t take a 1v4 against them without having some trap set up first so the extra manpower a person would add doesn’t really help.  so if dream can beat 4 people, there’s no reason why he can’t beat more.

of course, then it’s a question of Content Quality, which may not matter to people if they just Love watching dteam do these challenges.  but it matters in terms of career longevity and overall growth.

dream’s traps and tricks are all really cool, but where he really shines is his ability to adapt quickly to his situation and think on his feet.  but i think the hunters have played all of the cards in their deck. they could give the End Traps another go and the end crystal play was Phenomenal, but i don’t know what else they could do that they haven’t done before.  the Content depends on Both the speedrunner and hunters making insane plays for the video to be interesting to watch; this is why other people’s version of Minecraft Manhunt aren’t as interesting to watch, as the skill level disparity is too great.  the alternative is like 1v100, which has been done way too many times before and Definitely not dream’s style.

the other reason these video are So Popular (beside editing, soundtrack, etc.) are the people themselves.  i think he could swap out the hunters for other mcyters to make cameos.  illumina’s manhunt was Great.  fruitberries would be another good option.  plus different people bring novel ideas and their own 200IQ plays.  they could do videos with dreamSMP people and give the hunters some advantage.  techno and dream collab lol jk...unless?  

so what now?

idk but the possibilities are Endless if dream doesn’t pigeonhole himself.  he has a server full of Talented and Entertaining Creators.  he’s the Biggest Name on gaming youtube Right Now.  he could literally collab with Anyone and if it’s a good video idea, it’ll do Amazing.  the future is So Bright for him and his friends, he just has to know how to make the most of it.

[redhoodieone]

Don’t Tell Me Part 5

A/N: Okay, so here is part 5. Sorry this chapter is kind of short, but I felt like I needed to show how Bruce really feels about the whole situation with Jason, Y/N, and Tim. Now the question is: can Jason ever redeem himself? How you enjoy some angst and a lot of feelings! Lol! 

Warnings: Well, language and confessions, really. But the next chapter will not be this clean though.

Jason knew his world was over when he saw the video clip of Y/N, lying on the hospital bed passed out, injured horribly because of him. He was still feeling uneasy about watching the Joker eating those robin’s eggs just to prove his sick point, as well. Of all the ways Joker could have gotten to him, he just had to choose the way where Jason wants nothing more than to finally put the Joker down underground with his spine ripped out and his head full of lead.

The image in his mind made Jason feel almost helpful that he could find Y/N, and save her and their child. But he knew he had to remain focused. Oracle, Nightwing, and Robin were busy attempting to find Y/N, Tim, and the Joker on the Bat-computer, while Red Hood and Batman were on top of Ace Chemicals, just waiting for anything, any sign. The silence between them is worse than Bruce screaming at him, Jason believes. Jason couldn’t remember a time where Bruce was never disappointed in him. He couldn’t figure out which was worse: Bruce’s disappointment in him, or Bruce being at a loss for words. Jason suddenly wishes Bruce wasn’t there with him so he could rip apart every building and warehouse to find them himself. But no...Bruce believes in strategies, and to always be a hundred steps ahead of everyone and everything. Just like Tim Drake. “You’re disappointed in me.” Jason’s words slightly surprise Bruce, even if he doesn’t move a muscle or change his usual serious expression. Batman sighs and relaxes his tensed body. “Why would you think that?”

“Let’s see…you’ve been disappointed in me since the day you met me. Remember how you and Alfred would have ‘little’ meetings in the cave, when you both thought I was already asleep in my bed? Come on Bruce, I was a little shithead back then and I’m still one now. I’m not fucking stupid, and I know for a fact you both thought I was too angry and too stubborn to see when I was crossing the line when you and I would fight alongside as partners. Fuck Bruce…” Jason says, shaking his head at his past mistakes. If only Bruce could see how Jason feels. “I’m the biggest asshole in the world, and you know what? After everything I have done so far, I honestly think when I die again, well permanently die I should say, I’ll definitely go back to hell and stay there for…eternity, I guess. I’ll be assigned to work with the devil, or until I take over his job because let’s face it…I’ll never be able to redeem myself ever again.”

Bruce smirks beside him. Jason glances over with a questioning look. “Don’t you think you’re punishing yourself a little harsh right now?” he asks, seriously.

“You don’t get it, Bruce. I slept with Tim’s girlfriend. I fucked Y/N, and I got her pregnant. And to top it off…I…fucking love her. I’m in love with her, and-and I feel like it’s all my fault.”

“How would this entire problem be your fault?”

“Because I knew Tim loved her, and I still did what I did because I couldn’t help but give into my feelings,” Jason admits softly, before kicking an empty soda can off the edge. “Fuck feelings and fuck everything! If I didn’t feel anything, none of this would have happened!”

“Even if you didn’t have feelings, something bad would always happen. You can’t blame yourself for things happening, when they’re not in your control,” Bruce replies, as calmly as he can.

“Y/N changed me…and I wish she didn’t…” Jason confesses quietly. “I wish I was the same, selfish, asshole who only cared about himself and did things his way. Life seemed better and easier back then. Couldn’t life stay that way and-”

“But something tells me you don’t mean any of that,” Bruce interrupts. He faces his son, and he gives him the look that he’s done hearing guilt, pity, and complaints. “It’s okay to have feelings. Even if I…have my own set of issues with feelings, I’ve come to see feelings are what keeps people going. And I know Y/N changed you, I knew since the first time she became a part in our family. I saw the way you would light up by just seeing her or being close to her. It’s okay to feel that way because sometimes, life likes to give back to those who deserve to feel love and to be loved. Even when we do or don’t get to choose who we’re attached to, it’s always a pleasant feeling to know that you matter to them and they matter to you. And as for mistakes, you’re not the only one who has made terrible mistakes, Jason.”

Jason scoffs sarcastically. “As if you, the almighty Batman has fucked up once or twice in his life. You have practically lived your life as a good boy and a kind gentleman raised by Alfred.”

“No, no I never had a guilt-free or pure life, Jason. I…was an awful child after my parents died. I rebelled against Alfred many times. I partied at just fourteen-years-old, drank as much as I could, fucked many easy women who just wanted to fuck me because I was rich, and I wasted so much money on shit I never needed,” Bruce reveals, with a small smile. He must think back and laugh at his wild antics, because everyone who knows Bruce now wouldn’t believe any word he’s saying. “I actually lived up to the playboy reputation, which is something I still have to continue to protect my secrets and my family. I…have done some dirty, fucked up shit, Jason. I even tried to sleep with Lois Lane, just to get back at Superman for fucks sake. Hell, even I cheated on women, and I can’t believe I’m telling you this, but I have actually fucked half or…more women in the league, and do you know why? Because I can, and that power has stuck with me ever since. But let me tell you this, and please…please believe me when I say it. I know for a fact that you’re not the bad guy you make yourself out to be. I know you have never done anything awful or hurtful to women, and I respect you for that. I respect how you still care about Y/N, even when its clear sex wasn’t the only reason you stuck around. I know for a fact that Y/N means the world to you, and I admire that. While I can disagree and be angry with how she cheated on Tim, I have to confess that you loving someone other than yourself just shows how at the end of the day, you don’t disappoint me like you think you do.”

Jason exhales deeply and lowers his head down. He focuses on the passing cars, lit up signs and buildings, and the cloudy sky that shows it’s going to rain soon.

“But can’t you just agree with me when I say I can’t be a father? How can me, a fucking, angry zombie, be a father to a child who could or couldn’t be like me?” Jason breaks down. His voice breaks, and the tears fall. “If I can’t get my shit together, what makes you think I can raise someone better than me?”

Bruce, realizing Jason needs him more than ever, embraces him. Jason knew Bruce despised hugs while in his Batman costume, but the hug is what keeps Jason from breaking down anymore. “If anything, you’ll be the best father you can be, Jason. After everything that’s built you, destroyed you, and remade you to who you are, you’re destined to raise, protect, and love a child, and to love someone who loves you back. You’re going to be the best father you can be, because deep down, I believe all my sons, even Damian, want to be happy and have families. Believe me, Jason. After everything that’s happened to you, you deserve a happy ending more than anything,” Bruce discloses.

“Tim will never forgive me,” Jason whispers, the pain in his voice is clear to his father. He puts his helmet back on. “Now how am I supposed to live with myself knowing that?”

Bruce pats Jason’s shoulder. Jason tries to keep more tears in his eyes, so he won’t cry again. “You give yourself time. Tim gives you time. Time will heal you both and will make you better men.”

A gush of wind above them alerts them. Batman and Red Hood get into their fighting stances, until strong, heavy feet land before them. Red Hood looks up after he regains his focus, and sees Superman standing in front of them, with an angry scowl on his face.

“Martian Manhunter was found just outside of Gotham. He’s severely injured, and he has informed me that Joker and Scarecrow are working with Tim. They plan to keep Y/N there until she gives birth,” Superman notifies Batman.

“No…” Red Hood whispers. The fear, the rage, and determination to stop this is stronger than ever.

“Did he say where they’re located now?” Batman asks.

Superman nods his head. “You won’t believe me if I tell you, but they’re at Joker’s Playground,” he hesitates to admit.

“And why wouldn’t I believe that?” Batman asks.

“Because…they’re recreating the same mental and physical torture that Tim went through as Robin, and this time, it’s Y/N.”

“Tim was tortured for three weeks, so whatever damage that has happened Y/N can be cured, right?!” Red Hood demands at Batman.

Batman growls under his breath. While Superman and Red Hood wait for Batman to gather his thoughts together, he looks at them with dread in his eyes. “If Scarecrow’s involved with the Joker, then this situation has just worsened. If we don’t stop them now, we’ll lose Tim and Y/N…forever.”