hey, i'm hails! 22, any pronouns :) currently reblogging stuff from whatever im interested in. oops i have hermitcraft compilations at #hails comps
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there's a stage in sandwich consumption where it's falling to pieces & you're desperately cupping it in your hands & it's like this poor wounded animal that is covered in mustard & wants to die
#im a clicker unfortunately and i click anything and everything and the people around me's sanity is worse off for it#stimming is all well and good until it kills thousands of people
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youve died a thousand times before who caaares just climb out of this grave again & again &agaian & agaian & again & again & aga
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WHERE AM I
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boyfriend asked what i was doing, told him i was editing a picture, boyfriend asked "is it something like house stretched out with the words 'menstrual blood' on it or some shit?", boyfriend was wrong, boyfriend was also onto something this goes hard
#rip house you would've loved lypnotic#for context: my classmate is a student filmmaker and director#i've been in a few of his films and the most recent he did was called lypnotic#basically this rich guy steals the idea of his lab partner to make a hypnotic lipstick#and he uses it to enslave a bunch of women to do his cleaning#he calls the colour of the lipstick “menstrual red” or “on the rag rouge”#so now every time i see the colour red i'm like: ON THE RAG ROUGE#which. granted. is not the nicest thing to be vocal stimming but-#anyway sorry to ramble about a short film under a post about house but i do think house would absolutely eat this short film up#house md
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Had a dream this morning that Archive of our Own had a Random button which would simply take you to a random fanfic, like Wikipedia has. (AO3 does not appear to really have this, I checked and couldn't find one, but I kinda wish they did.) Someone had started a game where whatever fic you got, that was your new fandom, which is very fun! I would love this meme in real life.
The problem came in where so many people used the button that it broke and just started sending everyone to Stealing Harry, and like...I have fond memories of Stealing Harry but it's not my best work and nobody should be assigned to be a Harry Potter fan in this day and age.
So I decide to go off and find Astolat and demand she fix this but when I finally did (there was a whole quest) she turned to me like the baddie in a horror flick and said, "But that's the most random story there is" in a dark voice and I was terrified and woke up.
In the cold light of day I know there are more random stories by me on the archive, let alone by others, but I'm not going to try to get back there to argue my case. Pretty sure whatever I spoke to was actually the demon specifically assigned to plague fandom and not Astolat at all.
I'd say "get thee behind me, demon" but I know just how many porny fics on AO3 begin with that premise. (I've written some.) Begone foul spirit, and take your Satanic Panic with you!
#I got a captain america smut fic#complete with “gender changes” and “everyone eating and laughing”#this is hilarious there is seriously everything on ao3 lmao
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dream streaming 3 hours of himself talking in circles about drama from years ago vs tommy clocking his ass in 5 minutes while also promoting his live show, book and podcast. that’s the peoples princess right there
#i Did watch the entire 3 hour vod of dream's.#and tubbos and jacks#all i can say is that dream is so fucking dumb LOL#“ive been nothing but positive and respectful this whole time!” LMFAO. RIGHT#anyways im sorry but i love watching tommy tubbo et al. ripping dream to shreds#discourse#tommyinnit#dreamwastaken#dream situation
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Can’t wait for this weeks podcast
#I'm so fucking excited for this week's shut up im talking#im broke but the patreon is worth it this month#i cant wait#tommyinnit#jack manifold#shut up im talking
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IF they team up, this is the perfect team name. The original meme is by @princesss1lver
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I put too much effort into this silly meme.
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are you frequently overstimulated?
#is it bad that this was extremely fun for me.#I am so sad tho I accidentally refreshed it#warning it is stim city#flashing and bright colours
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Commission from @falloutfurret (posted with permission of course)!
Bonus Maud:
#canon in my heart#big mac#sugar belle#mlp#also feels so in character#like sorry but look at sugar belle. that is a lesbian. and big mac is so trans coded idc
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ya gotta stop caring what people think and start being extremely weird. but never cruel. i think that might save you
#real#i was so scared for my new school friends to find out about my autism interests lol#because its shit like. alvin and the chipmunks#but then they think its cool too like me and one of them were talking about our collections of the movies#and then they can poke fun at me and joke about it bc yeah it is weird#but its all good natured and fun#and it makes me so happy lol#so be weird and strange and cringe
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skizzleman they could never make me hate you
#i have been loving this type of post latley but i think this one is particularly accurate#skizzleman
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my favorite ship in my little pony is the communist and the trans woman
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It’s so fucked up how tiktok culture has made clout-poisoned people turn the public into content, every day I see people minding their business have their entire faces put online for thousands of likes, a couple kissing on the train, a lady dancing across a cross walk, a guy nodding his head to the music at a club, a lady buying a banana at the store, ring camera footage of the neighbors kids being stupid. Just let people live jfc
#on street photography: most of this isn’t street photography. it's ridiculing people.#street photography is celebrating public life#and although i actually HATE taking street photographs#it's still an art form. HOWEVER#it is different today than it was 10 years ago.. i mean people with a phone can just take photos any time and with how huge the internet is#its just so different#like robert frank's street photography for example is quite a bit different than someone taking a shitty photo on their phone of somebody#literally just buying smth at the store and then posting about it publicly online AND attaching ridicule to it.#taking photos of strangers in a public setting is really uncomfortable but I do think intention and how you go about using the photo is#really important#and i fucking hate seeing people mock humanity
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But the stone is in Grey's hand, and everything is feathers. The connection to the dead is severed in this place, but you still see, shining between you, a bright, white, tether. What do you do, in this moment?
sunny reaches out for grey's hand.
#WHAT IS MY OC AND MY BEST FRIEND'S OC DOING ON MY DASH#still obsessed with these erm erm erm feeling normal about it#i actually woke up this morning thinking about grey and sunny#EEK#they are best friends forever#soul mates#sun and moon
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here you go professor. several pages of home brewed bullshit. as opposed to the chatgpt-brewed bullshit you're used to these days. i hope u enjoy it i worked very hard on it ❤️
#kids these days cant even bullshit an english essay anymore 🙄#no but fr#my college does one essay in our first year#its a foundation year so everyone takes it regardless of their diploma#and theres a few essays but ONE major essay for history#they took it out of the curriculum. because too many people were using chatgpt#LIKE ARE WE FR#i had to write that essay and now everyone just has to make another art piece instead#:|
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funny thing is i made this on Animal jam
#op what do you mean you made this on animal jam#/j but holy shit thats awesome#also i personally think this is canon#mlp
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