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love my friends. i do not understand drinking culture at all
#or smoking tbh.#i am at my friends for her birthday and it's college unofficial weekend and we are going out#and i do not understand any of the preparation that goes into this#why are we bringing so much alcohol and weed with us#i just need my one drink and i'm going to be happy the rest of the day#i do not understand the appeal of getting blackout with like a fuck ton of other people#also i am realizing that i am very susceptible to peer pressure and need to just start saying no to shit#cause i tried weed again last night and guess what??? still a bad decision#love my friends love hanging out with them.... i do not understand them#i never went to unofficial when i was in college i just saw the aftermath so i already know this is going to be a whole experience#hopefully it won't be terrible
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@strangeravatar made a great point
i was gonna focus on the spike-hotboxing-celestia aspect but i got distracted somewhere along the way and i think i forgot what joke i was trying to make
but dont you think its interesting how many guards of the exact same color/body type she's managed to accrue?? i do
ooohh you want to go look at our stickers so bad
#conclusion: if one of them smokes weed they BOTH get high#but it's a baby's metabolism vs a sun god's so if CELESTIA is zooted spike is DEAD#i also like to imagine rainbow dash becomes quite the philosopher while under the influence#and yes their bong IS zecoras potion bottle from season 4 episode 1/2 thanks for asking#anyways#this is a long ass comic with. minimal payoff. but we're POSTING IT ANYWAY BABES#i couldnt decide if it would be funnier to have zephyr breeze at the end or one of those regular white blue-haired blue-eyed stock guards#i left it as zephyr. the real ones get it#i guess the real ones are everybody who saw season 9 episode 4#but cmon why ELSE do you think celestia would hire that guy#it's cause she's a freak and im calling her out on my tumblr dot com#mlp#mlp fim#mlp friendship is magic#mlp g4#mlp fanart#princess celestia#princess luna#rainbow dash#fluttershy#spike the dragon#zephyr breeze#horse comic#me art#also that font is one i made based off my own handwriting!! im so happy about it#though it does look. exactly like comic sans#idk how to feel about that tbh#wow you can just talk to yourself in the tags forever and no one will even know huh
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Ritual Is Journey, Chris Abani
#suuuuch a good collection tbh im fucking devouring it#words#chris abani#smoking the bible#poetry#nr#dante.jpg
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David Tennant as Tony Baddingham in Rivals S01E01
#david tennant#tony baddingham#rivals#tbh only had time to watch about twenty minutes of this so bless these scenes for being included there 😳#and yes they make his character look insanely suaver than reality but i love me some gratituous smoking shots so we're rolling with it lol#dtennantedit#dianagifs#flashing cw#rivals spoilers
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Thats bad for you 😠
⬇️ alt versions
#joejoeba art#diamond is unbreakable#josuke higashikata#okuyasu nijimura#Josuyasu#Having a jsys moment today 💎 not too happy with this tbh but thats what I get for not using references!#Smoking cw#Alcohol cw
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Could you draw Dipper smoking please? I'm not forcing you I just want to see how it would look in your style of art. 😁
#Tbh I think Dipper would try to smoke then immediately have a coughing fit#gravity falls#dipper pines
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blowing smoke
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warnings: 18+ only, smut, fingering, unprotected p in v sex (i think ive written like one fic where theyve used protection i am ashamed), riding, smoking cigs, shotgunning smoke, semi public sex, mentions of drinking
fully inspired by this post bc hnnnnng.
taglist: @drewstarkeysbae @thelomlisrafecameron @f4ll-for-you @dilvcv @slut4drudy
“come here, sweetheart.” rafe says, his gruff voice calling out to you over the noise of the party going on in the background. you place your hand in his outstretched one, completely engulfing it as he tugs you closer, onto his lap.
rafe bounces you once on his lap, making you smile and lean into him, not shying away from the physical contact.
“shouldn’t we be down with the rest of the party?” you ask, not that you actually want to leave the secluded balcony to rejoin the group, you much prefer having rafes undivided attention.
“do you want to go back to the party?” rafe asks, fingers pulling the thin strap of your dress off your shoulder.
you smile and tilt your chin down, rafe knows the answer. you always prefer being alone with him.
“why don’t you ride me and then we can go back to the party?” rafe questions, making you look around the space.
“i don’t know, someone could walk up at any time…”
rafe lets out a laugh, making you pout. he runs his thumb over your cheek, “baby, you think anyone would come up here without my permission?”
while the nerves still build in your stomach with the thought of someone easily being able to come up the stairs and seeing what’s happening on the second story balcony, you can’t resist rafe, which he certainly knows as you readjust on his lap so you’re straddling him.
you pull your dress up over your hips, and it’s tight enough that it stays in place. rafe smiles seeing what underwear you’re wearing, tiny panties with the letter r on the front that he got you for valentines day.
“my favorite.” rafe smiles, pulling on the strap and then letting it sna back into your hip.
you let out a gasp at the brief moment of pain, leaning forward and pressing your lips against your boyfriends, tasting the slight taste of alcohol on his breath. rafe easily dominates the kiss, his hand cupping your jaw as he controls you.
you moan against his mouth, knowing that no one will be able to hear you over the music pumping out of the speakers on the patio beneath you.
you move closer to rafe, pressing your chest together so you can grind your core against him, feeling him swell with your movements. you feel a rush of confidence with how quickly you can get him hard, taking rafes lower lip in between your teeth and giving it a slight tug.
rafe lets you have the moment of dominance, only to reach down and press his finger over your pussy, rubbing it through the thin underwear. “oh fuck.” you moan after releasing his lip, placing your hands on his thighs and leaning backwards, giving him better access to your clit, which he rubs mercilessly.
“all shy a few minutes ago, and now you’re leaking for my cock.” rafe laughs, not caring that you’ve soaked through your underwear and are leaving spots on his pants.
you pout, but it’s quickly wiped off your face when rafe tugs your underwear to the side, looking up at you with a smirk, “i would rip these off of you if they weren’t a gift.” you roll your eyes with a smile, knowing rafe has a proclivity for getting you out of your clothes by the quickest means possible, even if it means you regularly have to buy new underwear.
you almost lose your grip on rafes leg, thankful for the rough material of his jeans catching you, as he plunges a finger into your heat, looking at your pussy with a face of determination as he fingers you quickly, not deciding to go slow today.
you sit up straight, eyes going to the railing to make sure no one is able to see you, before leaning forward and cupping rafes face in your hands, letting your lips guide over each others in a half-kiss as you continue to moan.
rafe gets tired of just fucking you with his finger, his cock is almost uncomfortable from how hard he is, pressing against his zipper. he quickly inserts a second finger, turning his hand so his thumb can rub over your clit at the same time.
he doesn’t last more than a few thrust before the need to have you gets too great, pulling his fingers out suddenly, making you whine at the loss. you get to work quickly on his jeans, unbuttoning and unzipping them as rafe takes his fingers into his mouth, licking all of your wetness off, tasting sweet on his tongue.
“gonna ride daddy?” rafe asks, referring to himself as he lifts his hips, letting you tug his jeans and boxers down just enough to get his cock out.
“of course, daddy.” you bat your eyelashes at him, giving him a quick few strokes, even though he’s so hard he doesn’t need it, his tip a pretty pink color that makes you want to wrap your lips around it, but you know he’s not going to be able to get you off his dick if you suck him off, and you really do want to ride him.
you position yourself over top his cock, having to lift up onto your knees to line his cock up with your pussy. you close your eyes and take a deep breath, determined to take all of him quickly as you lower yourself onto his cock.
rafe watches you in fascination, always in awe of how you’re so willing and able to please him. you only pause for a second when you’re fully seated on his cock, before you begin to bounce, starting with small movements as you build up, placing your hands on his chest for stability.
“god, my perfect little bunny.” rafe smiles, tugging at the front of your dress until the top falls under your boobs, letting them spill free, moving along with you with every shift of your hips.
“feels so good.” you whine when rafe cups your tits, smirking as his big hands cover your entire chest. you are determined to show him how good you feel, moving faster even as you cunt cries out from the harshness of your movements.
“so good for daddy.” rafe compliments you, surprised how quickly you’ve completely forgotten that there’s just shy of 100 people only a floor below you.
“mhm, good just for you.” you say, moving your hands to his shoulders as you shift backwards slightly.
you roll your hips along to the song playing, watching as rafe reaches over to the table next to him, grabbing a pack of cigarettes and his customized lighter, filled with pictures of you on it. it’s the only one that he uses ever since you got it for him, even refusing to light up other peoples cigs or joints when they ask him to.
rafe pulls a cigarette out of the pack and places it between his lips as you continue your movements. he brings his lighter up to his mouth, cupping his other hand to protect the flame from the light wind as he lights his cig.
you slow your moves in time with his deep inhale, rafes eyes sliding shut as he breathes in the smoke, only for you to speed up the second he quirks his lips to the side and blows it out.
“god, i’m in fucking heaven.” rafe pulls the cigarette out of his mouth with one hand, bringing his free hand to grip your hip and help you slightly with your movements.
you giggle, leaning forward and accepting the end of the cigarette rafe puts in your mouth, also taking a breath, admittedly not as deep as your breathing fast from riding him. you tip your head back and blow the smoke out into the air before refocusing.
“damn, riding me so good baby.” rafe gives your ass a quick slap before gripping your plump bum, still helping you move all while feeling you up.
he sticks the cigarette between his lips, taking another draw from it before he pulls it out, not caring to turn away from the sight in front of him as he blows the smoke over your body, making you let out a moan.
“fuck, dirty girl.” rafe delivers another spanking.
you cry out, knowing he’s going to leave a red mark on your ass. you bring one hand away from the iron grip you have on rafes shoulders to rub at your clit.
“let me do that for you.” rafe slaps your hand away, being careful not to hit you with the lit end of the cigarette, wanting to get his fingers back on your slickness.
you smile, knowing rafe likes it when he’s the one who makes you cum. he sticks the cigarette back between in the corner of his mouth, showing off how familiar he is with the action as he takes a puff and blows it out without using his hands.
you know you’re going to smell like smoke later as he brings his fingers to your clit, circling on the outside before flicking it as you clench your cunt around him every time you pull up before letting loose and slamming back down.
rafe can’t speak to warn you that he’s close for risk of his cigarette falling out of his mouth, but you can tell just from the way his cock swells inside of you that he’s not going to last much longer.
“faster, rafe.” you place a hand over the back of his as his fingers speed up, toying with your bud the perfect amount as you let out a loud moan, not caring even if someone did walk up the stairs.
your orgasm overtakes your body, unable to keep moving as you slump forward, rafes fingers slowing as you let your head fall onto his shoulder, trying to breathe as he suddenly pulls his hand away from your clit, gripping onto your hips with both hands and bouncing you once, twice, and then a third time on his cock before he’s cumming, flooding your insides.
“fuck.” rafe groans, pulling the cigarette out of his mouth, keeping one hand on your ass to make sure you don’t get up yet, wanting to enjoy the feeling of your fluttering walls around him for longer.
you turn your head to the side, giving his neck a kiss and nuzzling your nose against his skin as you both breathe heavily, coming down for your collective high.
you sit up after a moment, realizing that you’re going to start leaking out as rafe softens.
“rafey-”
“yeah, alright.” he sighs, letting you pull off of him, his cock flopping down against his skin. you can’t bring yourself to stand up and actually take care of the cum, opting to pull your panties back in place and hope that they catch everything.
you pull the top of your dress back up over your dress, adjusting your boobs and regretting your decision to go braless as your nipples poke through the material.
you watch as rafe tucks himself back into his pants, lifting off his lap slightly so he can redo his jeans.
“gimme.” you try to take the cigarette out of rafes hand, but he stops you, taking a deep drag for himself before dropping the almost finished cig onto the ashtray, taking your face in his hands and bringing you close.
your mouth slots open, and he blows the smoke into your mouth as you inhale it. you hold it for a moment before exhaling, letting the smoke rise around you.
rafe smiles at your actions, pressing your lips together in a long kiss, knowing you’re not going back down to the party any time soon.
#ive never smoked a cigarette in my entire damn life#i dont even know anyone who smokes#so tbh a lot of the stuff about it i pulled out of my ass#someday i will proofread a fic#someday but not today#rafe smut#rafe cameron smut#obx smut#outer banks smut#rafe fic#rafe fanfic#rafe fanfiction#rafe x reader#rafe x you#rafe imagine#obx x reader#outer banks x reader#obx fic#outer banks fic#obx fanfiction#outer banks fanfiction#rafe cameron fanfic#rafe cameron fic#rafe cameron fanfiction#rafe cameron x you#rafe cameron x reader#rafe cameron x y/n#rafe cameron imagine#rafe cameron blurb#rafe cameron one shot
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I think post-canon Dirk would be impossible to locate at any given time.
That story about the 8 euro cafe breakfast is true, by the way. Paris breakfasts are strange and full of carbs
#homestuck#dirk strider#karkat vantas#homestuck post canon is so misunderstood tbh#ppl forget the epilogues are literally dirk’s shits and giggles fanfiction#he’s hilarious for that btw#i think he has an alter ego who’s a failed screenwriter from Belgium#and he gets in anonymous debates about gothic literature with rose#yes he’s smoking a Newport menthol#he’s the kind of dude that would love nicotine a lot#like too much#post canon au where Roxy is basically Carrie Bradshaw#my art
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Cigarette kiss 🚬 Based on this
#sorry Majima fans I'm on a 80s Goromi spree xD#I was missing to draw them so much that now I'm making up for the lost time lol#and look a colored drawing from me!#I'm still not thaaat confident with my coloring skills#but it's good to try it out once in a while ❤#btw Kiryu and Goromi/Majima look so sexy smoking#everything about them is sexy tbh lol#yakuza#like a dragon#ryu ga gotoku#rgg#龍が如く#真島吾朗#桐生一馬#真桐#桐真#goro majima#kazuma kiryu#kiryu kazuma#majima goro#kazumaji#fanart#my art#gazkerber#gazkamurocho#illustration#games#videogames#comic#y0 kiryu
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I am obsessing over Domick, we are literally almost a perfect match, we both like drawing and rain, we both like staring at people and seeing how they react, we have violent urges...
The problem is he sometimes smokes. He takes a cigarette out I'm despairing like I was never there
Other then that I am putting a picture or him in my wallet to look at...
Oh
And the murdering thing
Yeah that might
Might be kinda inconvenient so yk
Sorry this immediately came to my mind when I read your ask aslkgjsg
#ask#oc dominik muller#tbh i forgot that he smokes#because he rarely smokes#only when he's very stressed
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faded touden
#need to smoke one with her tbh#I LOVE FALIN TOUDEN!!!#COUGHS VIOLENTLY#falin#falin touden#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#falin dungeon meshi
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#handsome jack#sylv speaks#texts from the borderlands#kinda again. for tagging purposes#personally i don't see jack as a vaper but it's funny to think about#that man would blow straight up cigarette smoke in a baby's face too tho. tbh.#maybe he'd carry around a vape for ease tho 🤔 they're very convenient
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@neonsharky's sketch that I coloured ♡ check out his part with my sketch hereee!
#always so much fun talking about them with you!!!#im officially a symas enjoyer too#tho tomas can get w anyone tbh love this silly#symas#mk1 2023#mortal kombat 1#syzoth#tomas vrbada#my art#digital doodle#art collab#mk1 reptile#mk1 smoke
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HIS HAIRLINE STRUGGLING TO HANG ON
#Dungeon meshi#chilchuck tims#Tallman chilchuck#He seems halfway to cosplaying Cyrus from pokemon#Damn them bangs be hiding things#The smoke just poofed in that frame so his hairline is really like. Struggling to keep holding onto his forehead my god 😭#btw this is the highest resolution it’s the spores making it look crusty#Widow’s peak ass… i love him dearly#Through all the action and the stress it’s a wonder he doesn’t have less tbh#delicious in dungeon#Spoilers#Hairline reveal <3
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Me and my partner @the-good-ol-art-corner collaborated on this AWESOME poster for one of our favorite Bendy Aus @toontiedterror by @dictatortirah !! I am in LOVE with how it came out and I am so excited to see how this story and world develops!!
I put so many details into this, it is absolutely silly, but I had a swell time doing them. Those headshots on the missing posters belong to the staff from our own Bendy project @howdy-folks-its-showtime and we didn't even intend to make two versions. But I put so much into the background... I just had to make a version without the foreground to show it off <3
#batim#batdr#bendy and the dark revival#bendy and the ink machine#bendy#bendy the dancing demon#bendy au#batim bendy#bendy the demon#borendy#mickey mouse#batdr carley#alice angel#shipahoy dudley#boris the wolf#cw drinking#cw alcohol#cw alcoholism#cw cartoon blood#cw cartoon violence#cw smoking#cw implied gun violence#cw gun violence#slight eyestrain#theres a lot of content warnings this story is intense but I love it for that tbh-#but yeah approach with caution KJDHFSGKJDHFKGJHSD#also u guys would not believe how many layers I made for this bad boy#by the end clip paint studio was lagging just opening it but I have no regrets#it turned out so so cool one of my favorite bits of art Ive ever had the pleasure of helping create <3
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So I like to think that cigarettes exist in the Devildom, and that they have their own brands and everything. Smoking is also probably more common and less stigmatised/hated than it is in (many places of) the human world. Humans are actually the reason that demons learned about smoking in the first place, and Devildom cigarettes are functionally identical to human-world cigarettes (since demons have basically copied the production method 1:1 from humans)
Demons aren't negatively affected by tobacco, nicotine, and smoking in general like humans are. So it's a lot more socially acceptable - it's still not common, but without the horrible side effects like lung cancer, heart disease, etc, it's not seen or thought of as a "bad habit" like it is for many humans.
Lucifer smokes occasionally, mostly for stress relief when he's overworked. He'll usually only indulge when he's on his own, mostly whenever he needs to calm down and decompress. The only room in the HoL where he'll smoke is in his study. Even for something as small as a cigarette, he doesn't like to be seen "relying" on anything to help him, thanks to his Pride.
Mammon will sometimes smoke, and he mostly does it when he's out at the club or in the casino. He's a "social smoker" like someone might be a social drinker. He's unlikely to ever pick up a cigarette at home or at RAD, but if he's out in the city partying the night away or gambling with a bunch of the Devildom's high-rollers, then he's more likely to light one up. He's also been photographed with cigs for the odd magazine spread.
Satan used to smoke, and he used to be the heaviest smoker in the family. He has since "quit" however, and claims that he no longer indulges in the habit. This is because he mostly smoked when he was younger and still full of rage, struggling to handle his Wrath without losing control of himself. Smoking helped him calm down and reduced his anger, and he would smoke for similar reasons as Lucifer (stress relief)
Satan maintains that he's put this part of his life behind him, though, and that it's been a very long time since he needed a crutch like cigarettes to help him stay calm. This is mostly true, though when exam season rolls around at RAD (and when he's stressed out trying to tutor five of his brothers as well as study for his own finals) Satan will secretly smoke in his room.
Diavolo doesn't normally smoke, but he'll do so on the rare occasions he meets with the Devildom's House of Lords. Many of the sitting members of the House smoke cigars or pipes, and Diavolo is socially savvy enough to light up a smoke as well in order to make a good impression. He may also smoke with Lucifer, but only if the Avatar of Pride pulls out his cigarettes first.
Mephistopheles has tried, on many occasions, to smoke with Diavolo whenever the Prince has done so - but Mephisto just turns into a coughing, spluttering mess every time. He can't handle even the mildest of cigarettes, and since it embarrasses him that he always starts choking and wheezing, he usually pretends that he hates smoking and will shit talk the habit.
#I don't really know what I'm doing here tbh#I have the image of Satan and Lucifer smoking in my head for some reason so now you all have to hear about it too#also am I psychotic or would Satan look hot as fuck if he smoked???#he'd look hot as fuck#anyway -#obey me#obey me nightbringer#omswd#obey me headcanons#obey me hc#obey me satan#obey me lucifer#obey me mephisto#obey me diavolo#obey me mammon
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