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simptasia · 8 months ago
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pink steak enjoyers baffle me. may as well bite into a living being
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foolfortune · 26 days ago
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vilea777 · 8 months ago
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sorry i cant hang out i forgot how to mimic human like behaviour
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sca-nerd · 2 months ago
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My friends who have never experienced flooding, and who are about to deal with it from this storm, please remember:
1. NO. YOU CANNOT MAKE IT THROUGH THAT WATER ON THE ROAD. I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU'RE DRIVING. TURN. AROUND.
2. DO NOT GO WADING THROUGH THE WATER. EVEN IF YOU JUST WANT TO SEE HOW DEEP IT IS. THAT. WATER. IS. CONTAMINATED.
3. IT IS CALLED FLASH FLOODING FOR A REASON. THE WATER RISES AND SURGES IN A FLASH. STAY. HOME.
4. If you're at risk of flooding, raise up any of your belongings now. Put the legs of tall things in buckets. Know where your important documents are.
5. Stay safe.
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commonzinnia · 3 months ago
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yeah, sorry i exhibited symptoms of the disorder i told you i have. it will happen again because i have that disorder and will continue having it. hope this helps!! 🫶🫶🫶
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heph · 20 days ago
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Yall ever think about how Ford had to relearn how to be a normal human being after 30 years of isolation
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emberwritesinsight · 5 months ago
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The discussion around Ariel TheLittleMermaid baffles me bc if my dad literally destroyed a bunch of stuff I collected in front of me in a terrifyingly violent display of anger and I had a witch offer me an out if I could score the boy I thought was hot, my name would be on that dotted line before you can say "poor unfortunate soul". What do you mean she's stupid, her dad ravaged her Special Interest Cave like a toddler throwing a temper tantrum, I would also run the fuck away
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halfdoomed-helianthus · 8 months ago
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fleapit · 2 months ago
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"cis men dni" are you ready to come out of your "no boys allowed" treehouse yet. its time for lunch.
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tuherrus · 6 months ago
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someone somewhere probably already drew this but here's the centaur kiss anyway
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within-the-last-minute · 3 months ago
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stay safe because i like being alive at the same time as you.
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vilea777 · 8 months ago
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sorry i overreacted i had no idea everything would be fine
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horsefigureoftheday · 4 months ago
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I love when articles about toxic vintage toys have pics like this
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Bert is a triple-toxic little bicth
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wizard-laundry · 4 months ago
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QUICK REMINDER
In the US: threatening government officials is a felony under federal law (the president in particular is protected under 18 U.S.C. § 871). Even memes.
be careful with your jokes if they spill over to active officials.
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solitaryschizoid · 8 months ago
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neurotypicals will be like "you can't self diagnose" and then diagnose everyone they dislike as a narcissist
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