#or never im flexible

[choppun-kun]

My name and the poison in my soul will return to the earth for the final time or not by my will alone.

The older generation's fixation on forcing you to have kids is something they absolutely refuse to unlearn. You can give the calmest and most reasonable explanation for not having kids and the only thing they can think to say is, "But what of the heir to the lands?" "Who will inherit the throne?" "Please sire upon your barren death there will be a parochial schism that will soak our soils with brother-blood." They literally hate to see you happy with just a cat.

[napping-sapphic]

Life is actually about wearing a dress and daydreaming about someone you love zipping it up for you btw

[halojalex]

SIR-

[paint-it-red-and-black]

"oh, Charles, you're such an angel."

Max hears it often. he picks up the phrases chirped by the girls around. it was said by fans, PR managers and once he had even heard it from a Ferrari mechanic. and Max totally and utterly disagrees.

Charles is no angel. on and off the track.

he is a bloody menace.

because angels don't look like that. with a slight squint when there's a storm brewing in the depths of green eyes in the middle of a sunny day.

angels don't get so angry you're afraid to approach. angels don't hold grudges. angels are quick to forgive.

angels don't smile like that. smirking, a little arrogant, covering it with their innocence. and showing a little of the soft tip of the tongue between their teeth.

angels are measured. they take their time. they are neat and tidy. they never make a mess of crumpled sheets and clothes.

angels are gentle. angels never squeeze skin until it bruises, bite until it darkens, or pull hair so hard it brings tears to the eyes.

and even more so, angels don't moan. not painfully, but sweetly, like melted chocolate with marzipan that leaves marks on your fingers. hot. frank. naked. absolutely wasted.

angels don't expose their necks, don't bare collarbones, giving more space for someone’s lips to leave marks.

angels don't press closer, scratching back until it’s bleeding. angels don’t choke on passion and never create their own.

but he falls asleep in the most angelic way. with his nose against Max's neck and the blanket pulled up to his eyes. he throws an arm and a leg over the body next to him, pulls closer, smiles warmly, and lowers his long fluffy eyelashes.

people easily fall for it.

"oh, Charles, you're such an angel."

but Max knows that Charles isn't an angel at all. he's a real demon in the flesh. but it's much easier to love him like that.

[lemongogo]

college … wasted on the youth (me)

[spockandawe]

Hello! I've been kind of vanished, and I'm not confident I'm fully back yet, but I'm feeling noticeably less frazzled, and I'm ready to start catching up on the backlog of what I've been doing! To start with, I went mad with my new homeowner power and decided to paint a room. And then I decided to paint it a WILD color. And then I decided I also wanted to learn how to panel a wall. All by myself, with a hard deadline before my aunt gifted me a pile of old furniture that was going to take the room from empty to full. It was very cool and fun, but oh my god

Also, most of the paint work quality in my home is uhhhhh indifferent, so i had some fun soeed bumps like having to cut an old mirror off the back of my door and finding at least two color strata of it being painted into place (even after filling and sanding and priming and painting, i can still see the shadow, but that's a problem for future me to continue addressing). And I picked a REALLY dark green. I knew that taking a dark color back to white would need a lot of coats, but I.... did not consider that going from white to almost black would be equally bad, even with toned primer.

If I was doing this again, I think I would have attached the paneling after that first coat. But I think I was still underestimating how many coats it would take to darken bright white material, even with sanding for better grip. And the caulking almost broke me! My secret strategy to picking up new skills is always to underestimate how complicated they are, then power through on pride and stubbornness, but this tested me, haha

But I really love it! It's been done for a few weeks, so I've been dragging furniture into the room and steeling myself to drill holes for the curtain rod, and the Horrors have faded and I'm considering painting another guest room. I adore this color (salamander) to pieces, and I still have another gallon, but I'm not sure I want to commit to all this again. But.... the effect is soooooo restful, and it looks SO luxe, especially with the colored outlets and wall register. It's not going to be in my next paint project, but it may come up again!

[whos-hotter-jjba]

Hottest Stand Battle - Second Round Match 9

Stand abilities under the cut:

Sticky Fingers: It possesses a very versatile ability in the form of its zippers. The zippers have various applications, such as using them to travel through walls or floors, detaching and attaching limbs, and storing objects inside something. Bucciarati is also free to attach several things together with his zippers.

Wonder of U: Wonder of U is able to take on a human form, which unlike most Stands, can be seen by non-Stand users. Wonder of U is able to create multiple visions of itself, which can be designated to specific targets.

Wonder of U's primary ability allows it to manipulate a "natural law of calamity", which is a form of negative energy independent from the Stand. While its ability is active, targets will experience horrible developments referred to as calamities, which always manifest themselves as some form of harmful collision. Objects that come in-contact with Wonder of U can be infused with calamity and trigger the ability when touched.

[leopardsealz]

quick refs for my recent OCs

please reblog my art!

[girlstressed]

good thing ab being on a cut after bulking is that my skin is getting clearer .the bad news is im miserable

[greinkeephus]

I’ve been having an absolutely banging month. I’m on schedule for my final year submission. I got shortlisted for a nationwide design competition and everyone has been gassing me up ever since. Nothing but praise on all my work, no notes. Then I started getting into climbing and the instructor was baffled by how fast I learned the knots and how I could already climb F6 in the second session. Then I started indoor bouldering and everyone I talk to is blown away that I’ve only just started climbing. It’s like I’m on an IV drip of serotonin. This is what absolute monarchs must have felt like

[self-spaghettification]

anyone else have a playlist of just a few songs that in the context of the dragon prince emotionally wrench them like a lot or just me 😃

[thenamesblurrito]

Fun Cybertron Game: Ener-Pong.

Basically it's like beer pong but instead of beer and a ping-pong ball it's glasses of Energon (can be any kind) and a circular frozen hydraulic oil cube.

now i feel like this is either a game for very cold places, or a game you need to play quickly before the ball melts. assuming you CAN get a ball frozen solid?? considering i don't think hydraulic oil actually freezes solid like water would, just becomes more and more viscous. i think that's true for most oils. i doubt it would bounce well??

[databent]

sorry my posts suck today i have a headache and im stressed about my doctors appiintment tomorrow and its making me stupid. in my brain

[ambersky0319]

I was offered the internship!! :D

[sneakydraws]

What are Anatole's kinks w/ different people?

I think it's less that he has any of his own and more that he's down for anything his partner can come up with or anything he randomly thinks of and wants to try... That being said here's what i think he'd be partial to

Pillow princess at heart

Getting roughed up, tied up, power play in general. His ass is NOT following bdsm safety guidelines either, you know he's too stupid for that. Out there risking his life every day

Threesomes. I want to say 4somes and up but he needs to be the centre of attention so only if that can be achieved somehow

Hypno/mind control. Every time i see horny tumblrinas post about how they want to be mindless sex drones for their partners i think of war and peace character Anatole Kuragin because my mind is beautiful like that

SEX IN PUBLIC slash general exhibitionism maybe

Maybe roleplay in general but definitely cop roleplay

Mommy/daddy kink

Wait oh my god I just remembered financial dominance is a kink. Yes yes absolutely give this man another way to waste his father's money

[isenstar777]

After nearly 6 weeks of struggling with my ribs, the pain had suddenly nearly gone! Still have to take it easy because I feel a gentle twinge now and again, but it's a far cry from before.