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cassandra & helen
gotta love it when i draw something from memory and without a reference and then be surprised it wasnt at all what i had in mind lol.
anyway a cassandra for yall i love her so much and a smol helen. i think if the circumstances were different theydve been good friends.
#too lazy to colour forgive me#maybe tonight tho#in which case ill edit the post with the updated versions#anywho#cassandra#cassandra of troy#helen#helen of sparta#theyd tease paris within an inch if his life fs#going off of the musical btw im still reading the illiad lol#im on book 3 and omg menelaus is a cutie pie wtf#he is my bby muffin#greek mythology
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Cannon
what are your lilia calderu headcanons?
this is what I could think of right now! :)
SFW
Backstory
The Maestra was a mother figure to her but she didnāt get everything she needed from her. She wasnāt warm enough since Lilia has always been a gentle soul. The hardened, sarcastic exterior she now puts on with new people she adopted because of her Maestra.
Heavy on the survivorās guilt. For one, because of her coven in Sicily and also because of her witch sister who were killed during the trials, where she managed to get away after being tortured.
She had a wife who fell victim to the witch trials and who sheās been looking for ever since hoping that their paths will cross again in the form of a reincarnation.
In the comics she has a son apparently whereas in AAA we donāt know. Either she didnāt have children bc a) lesbian and b) she was scared to miss out on too much because of the āgapsā or she lost her son too in a similar fashion where she saw it coming but was powerless against it. In this case, if the son existed in this universe, I believe the vampire Lilia fought and got the scar from turned him and he went on to live with the other vampires since he was afraid heād hurt his mother if he stayed with her.
She met Stevie Nicks in LA when she and Lindsey were doing small gigs. Lilia had a little crush on her. More on that here
General
Loves stuff like needlework, knitting, crocheting. Her maestra taught her and itās her way of remembering and feeling less alone.
Sheās also made all the beaded curtains herself in meticulous detail. It kept her company on many nights.
Amazing cook, grows weed, incredible singing (other ppl have mentioned this before so putting it in one point bc I so agree)
Sheās worked as a singer in small jazz bars but eventually stopped because the tips dwindled as the centuries went by and the signs of age began to show. The pay wasnāt enough on its own.
Severely touch-starved. When someone touches her she freezes at first and then gets really emotional (without showing it) and will not leave the side of the person who touched her because she hopes theyāll do it again.
At the same time, sheās a recluse by choice. With her psychic business, she can dose human contact so that she doesnāt get overwhelmed with other peopleās feelings and the visions she gets about them and the helplessness she feels.
Because sheās been on her own for so long, sheās very much stuck in her ways and particular about how she does things. So when you start dating her, you have to learn and adapt. And she appreciates this greatly.
She buys jewellery every time she visits a new place.
Big on little kisses.
She knows sheās hot.
NSFW
this woman has a thing for being called āmamaā I donāt make the rules. Her mommy kink is bigger than readerās. She started it and she gets off on it. (maybe because she missed out on being a mother bc of her āgapsā cf SFW section)
after having lived for more than 4 centuries, sheās tried just about anything and ended up being almost bored by sex. this is why she focuses more on connection and closeness during sex rather than the act itself. She can be really filthy when the mood strikes her though.
She likes to soft dom but also bottom. And sheās really big on rewarding you, whether that be with praise, kisses, cuddles, or orgasms.
She prefers soft yet intense over rough unless you specifically ask for it.
She likes having her tits played with. It makes her emotional.
Knows how to use her unique nose for your pleasure. Especially loves having you ride her face.
#except the weed one#but thats because weed makes me wanna die and i cant imagine my favorite character growing itš#anywho
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Got inspired by monaluppo's fight club piece, i had the immediate image of joel with a leaf sword in my head and proceeded to get carried away lmao
#i hope i remembered their name right#they make banger art yall should look#anywho#cubfan135#cubfan fanart#geminitay#geminitay fanart#smallishbeans#smallishbeans fanart#pearlescentmoon#pearlescentmoon fanart#hermitcraft
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I was a low verbal autistic kid that used plushies to communicate with people, and boy howdy did teachers/adults in general not like that past a certain age. Jokes on u fukkos, cool people absolutely adore seeing plushies just hangin out
#peep peep bitch#his ass does smell like gin tho#the gays are messy#literally#stop spillin ur drinks on me#shits expensive and wet#anywho#my art#autism
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Spreading my agenda that Ace Trappola might be the worst and best option for Heartslabyul's next housewarden
#ace trappola#riddle rosehearts#trey clover#twisted wonderland#twst ace#twst riddle#twst trey#ace trappola fanart#riddle rosehearts fanart#trey clover fanart#āāŖDEAL#listen here#he either memorized them out of sheer pettiness but keeps forgetting to actually follow through with them in the moment#or he's broken so many of them already that he remembers most of them and just doesn't bother to follow them#maybe both#both is good#anywho#love housewarden Ace fanworks where he does NOT want to be one but riddle deemed it appropriate to personally choose him#oh how the turns have tabled#keep up the great work guys
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Gods knew I would be too powerful if I could wield words well verbally.
That last bit sounds like a tongue twister.
My great hair and huge tits and sense of humor make up for the fact that I can't say five words without stuttering
#Me Core#Listen#I didn't choose this life#For some fucking goddam reason it chose me#Don't know if this occurs due to the curse of social anxiety or the bane of beautiful ladies#Whatever the cause. Let me be as eloquent as I am in my own head!!!#Trying to move past it#Getting better#Mayhaps#Not sure#I can be so smooth. But the stutter just. UGHHHHHHHHHHHH.#Anywho#Etc.#Take Care!!!
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The funniest thing is when people act like other characters only think murder is bad because Bruce bullied them into it. I dunno how to tell you that many guys in real life feel the same way.
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perseids and northern lights?!!?! magical āØ
#northern lights#perseids#mine#you can see a shooting star in the first photo#the faint line#(the other is a plane)#anywho#we sat watching the shooting stars for so long#and saw some of the biggest brightest ones I think Iāve ever seen#but also didnāt know about the lights until right before we got there so even better#sitting under all that with my favorite girl too?#blessed as shit#also those people were screaming and jumping for joy watching too#was so damn cute had me smiling#š¤#photography#photographers on tumblr
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Joseph Quinn & Fred Hechinger giggling (and discussing) away :)
#joseph quinn#fred hechinger#love how it feels like pedro is photobombing now#videobombing?#anywho#my-edits#jq-edits#josephquinnedit#jquinnedit
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mc, who is (unfortunately) on their period, coming home one day:
mammon: why do I smell blood on you
mc: because I killed a man
mammon:
mc, shutting the door behind them:
mammon: then why is the smell coming from... (gestures vaguely at mc's lower half) .....there.........
mc: I work in mysterious ways
#fuck periods#anywho#obey me crack#obey me incorrect quotes#obey me shitpost#obey me shall we date#obey me mammon#obey me mc
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continuing thoughts from This Dream AU
re : why it might have taken the gang a while to find Bruce & Floyd
how about i erase just a little bit of the plot convenience from TBT
what if, bruce's postcard didn't survive unscathed, and they had to go off of john dory's foggy memory of the thing.
so like. they're stumbling their way through a bunch of could-be-heres before they hit on the correct one.
and what if, the Vacay Resort section was legit hard to find.
like, the entire island chain is still at Vacaytioner scale, right? so even if the search party's idea to eventually look there was right, it could still take a long time to navigate thru the tropical jungle on any individual island, let alone many of them.
.... aaaaand what if i drew way too much for a potential reunion anyways because i'm a sap
#ITS DONE. HUFFS#long post#undescribed#i can contrive so much plot from nothing watch this : pretzels myself into a knot#sandflakedrew#flickory#trolls hickory#trolls dickory#trolls floyd#trolls annelise#< just to keep the tags consistent ahaha#sorry hickory for drawing you all shaggy#but it is my Right every now n then to make a character look somewhat bedraggled#scrunkle that man#anywho#after this john becomes insufferable for a while#'HAHA I WAS RIGHT AND MY ~STUPID CLUE~ WAS SUPER IMPORTANT WEEEEEEE'#. also i'm not sure which implication is funnier#the idea that rhonda sneezing somehow caused a chain reaction that led to the postcard getting incinerated#or rhonda having fire sneezes
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Is lestappen real?
#Wow yesterday was a mindfuck#but hey in hindsight it's a little funny#Anywho#Keep rpf to rpf spaces my bros#lestappen
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he did. my husband tried. he tried to warn them. he did. he said to them, āiām not as into this as my wife is. i just like looking at cars, but sheās got all the facts and specs and everything. sheās practically a walking encyclopedia.ā
and they didnāt believe him. they laughed. they shrugged it off. they shrugged me off. they were warned. and yet they still decided to try and put me to the test. they were warned. they were warned of what would happen to them. and yet they didnāt listen.
their ambition made them icarian. their folly turned my warmth from brilliant to sweltering.
their hubris led to their humiliation.
they were warned. but ambition makes men bold.
this is all just a very dramatic way of saying that grown men decided to play a game of, āoh youāre a fan? prove itā only to have their asses handed to them by their opponent.
this was the opponent btw:
#my big 3:#fangirl#fandom#formula 1#imagine getting humbled by bitch whoās 5ā4 and wearing a cowboy hat purchased at build a bear#bc said bitch had gone to build a bear to make the stuffed version of leo leclerc#ya know#leo leclerc#heās charles leclercās puppy#and i borrowed his cowboy hat#austin gp 2024#us gp 2024#cota 2024#i love embarrassing ppl#like#why are you trying to āgotchaā me at a gosh darn f1 race#several of these grown men started yelling at the shuttle bus drivers bc they werenāt transporting tens of thousands of ppl fast enough#so i yelled at them back in defense of the drivers#only i didnāt say ātheyāre trying their bestā or something like that#i said: why are you in such a rush? you gotta get home to your dad on the mouth?#followed up by an incredibly southern:#i donāt know why yāallāre actin like you aināt got no raisin but jesus h christ and the donkey canāt yāall just quit actin ugly?#anywho#bitches hate me for my sense of whimsy#and frankly insane amount of knowledge about formula 1 racing
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Just my fav heros- kind and empathetic āŗļø agile freaks of nature š¤© Linchpins of their franchise š„°š„¹š
Now I just need to find a hero who fits the bill and happens to be a middle child
#dick grayson#peter parker#michelangelo hamato#nightwing#spiderman#tmnt mikey#dcu#marvel#tmnt#dcu fanart#marvel fanart#tmnt fanart#dc comics#marvel comics#tbh dick is a lot more like Leo than he is Mikey#but both Mikey and dick have been called the#Spider-Man of their universe#and it makes sense since they got that charisma#that pulls ppl twords them#and they are kind and incredibly agile#as a middle child Iām offended that I donāt#have an example of a middle child vigilante#who happens to be my fav#maybe I should look into the power rangers or smth idk#gotta catch em all#anywho#i just think their neat#and they have been#the subject of my obbsessions#at some point in my life
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SPOILERS FOR THE LOOKY LOOK BOOK!!!
So that new update huh
#welcome home#welcome home poppy#welcome home sally#poppy partridge#sally starlet#UGHHHHHHH POPPPOYYYYY#NOOOOOOOOOO#NOOOO I DONT WANT ANYTHING BAD TO HAPPEN TO HER#i am going insane#AAAAHHHHHH#ahem#anywho#Iām fine#so fine
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Everyone know oavement on TikTok? Yeah. Love them. Have this comic I made late at night half trying to be sweet and the other half trying to make my sibling laugh.
#I think I achieved the goal#I didnāt plan on posting this originally but I realized maaybee it was good enough to go online#yes Dipper is a homophobe /j#I just thought itād be funny and knew my sibling would laugh#nah but fr though#I am a certified homophobe get that shit out of here#I thought itād also be silly if Fidds remembered Stan before Ford#really funny shit in my mind#anywho#art#digital art#artists on tumblr#comics#comic#fiddleford mcgucket#fiddleford x stanley#fiddlestan#old man mcgucket#old man yaoi#but the healthy old man yoai#gravity falls stanley#gravity falls fiddleford#gravity falls#dipper and mabel#stanford pines#gravity falls stanford#dipper pines#mable pines#gravity falls fanart#ALSO I REFUSE TO LET DIPPERāS SIMBLE BE A PINE TREE I DONāT CARE MABEL AND DIPPER SHOULD MATCH THEY LITERALLY BOTH HAVE STARS I WILL DIE ON
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