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propertyofkylar · 8 months ago
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when i was younger i thought that everyone developed crushes by just picking a random guy and being like “yeah he’ll do” and that’s how you got a crush. and it would just like grow. turns out i just don’t like men that much actually
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emmedoesntdomath · 2 years ago
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Twofer in this one
Along with a wrench thrown
BILL AND DARCY😌😍
(I’m so normal abt them 😌😌😌)
i love themmmmmm
so I’ve decided that they were childhood best friends (they were, shut up), right? and so they grew up together, laughed, commiserated, blah blah blah, all of that lovely stuff. it’s the stereotypical childhood you see in the movies.
and then, as they got older, their relationship just. didn’t get any weaker? no, it got STRONGER. and rn you’re like, yes, emme, no shit, that makes sense. no, it doesn’t, because their relationship was already so close that they WERE MAKING EACH OTHER CLOTHES BECAUSE THEY WERE LIKE, AW, WOULDN’T IT BE FUN IF WE MATCHED (like, think harry and louis outfits while they were in 1D). THEY WORKED TOGETHER. THEY ATE DINNER TOGETHER. THEY SPENT LITERALLY ALL OF THEIR TIME TOGETHER.
AND THEN THEY MOVED IN TOGETHER.
and this is where shit gets good, I swear. because these men grow old together, too. oh, they eventually move out after a couple years, they get married to lovely women, for sure, because why wouldn’t they? and they have adorable children who become very successful adults, and they were so, so proud.
and then life comes to an end, because it has to. bill and darcy are old, and so happy. they’ve had good lives, they say.
bill goes first, and it’s a quiet, peaceful affair, if somewhat unexpected. he’s surrounded by his family, now both old and young, and he just falls asleep.
darcy’s not there for it, couldn’t be there for it, and that kills him when he finds out.
he lives for another two months, and they’re sad, dreary things completely consumed with his grief. his wife had died a year before, but darcy had never felt this low without her. but when bill left him? part of his soul flew away, like a butterfly in the wind, and darcy was stranded, frantically trying to stay afloat.
when he finally leaves the earth, he is too surrounded by loved ones and as comfortable as he could be. not only that, he is peaceful, and even happy for the first time in months. he repeatedly tells his children that he will be fine, that everything will be fine now.
his last words are, “bill, I’m on my way”.
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daftpatience · 22 days ago
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slow down for your disabled friends. thats like a bare minimum kindness that we shouldnt have to ask for. i love that youre so quirky and walking fast is a cool personality trait to you and all that but i bet you can count your physically disabled friends on less than one hand
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cafeyote · 1 month ago
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me and gang at the haunted house
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love-byers · 3 months ago
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bisexuality demons were kicking his ass
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drizzledrawings · 3 months ago
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Only you
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butchfalin · 1 year ago
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the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again
#yeehaw#1k#5k#10k#posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours?#also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that!#unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference#edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense#also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags#1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now#he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic#2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign#like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock#3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing#it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is#extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once#it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life#i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about#Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect#if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it#aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week
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satisfiedskye · 8 months ago
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i made stan get blinded by the whole community
(please credit if you use for whatever <3)
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beemochi-art · 3 months ago
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Did you hear Elon wants to buy Hasbro?
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churroach · 9 months ago
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Full of Desires
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scurvyboy · 4 months ago
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and he may ask himself "well, how did i get here?"
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arcanegifs · 3 months ago
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x03 - “Finally Got The Name Right”
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gahhhb · 11 months ago
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[ Devour ]
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iwasbored777 · 2 months ago
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I HATE HOW HARD I LAUGHED
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demonicsuffrage · 1 month ago
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8 year old freshly adopted Dick, throwing the moths and flies he caught on Patrol directly at Bruce's face: I got you dinner!
Bruce, who was just bombarded with insects: Chum?!
Dick, smiling cheerfully: Bats eat insects!
Bruce:
Dick: I just read it in a book
Bruce:
Bruce: Bats also eat fruits and nectar
Dick: So you're a fruity bat?
Bruce:
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Dick, throwing an apple at him the next day: Dinner!
Bruce:
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