propertyofkylar

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+2000£

just another Saturday night.

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when i was working at a grocery store in 2020 i had a guy leave me a note that said “if covid doesn’t take you out can i?” w his snap on it

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rhe funniest part about Luce is when old people go on enraged tirades about the adorable little goober

it really is funny. like why care that much

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trugtrug

so true

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new my happy marriage ova literally has me giggling and kicking my feet in bed

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ur the new hero of the dol fandom…..

genderfluid whitney who’s a woman if she thinks it’s pathetic for you to be beaten by a girl and a man if he wants you to be daddy’s little cocksleeve

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bro last night was a real person fiction

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we have to stop letting people write our pathetic Guys as daddy doms. i hope the next pandemic is premature ejaculation

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genderfluid whitney who’s a woman if she thinks it’s pathetic for you to be beaten by a girl and a man if he wants you to be daddy’s little cocksleeve

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kylar bush

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you became a moss fucker when you said fucking moss would feel good instead of denying the allegations

i have to live my truth!!!

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Nah, you deserve the moss fucker allegations

WTF 😭😭😭😭

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how did the moss fucker accusations start

someone once asked me what i thought of moss and i said it was nice and spongy and then i got another ask which said “you some sort of moss fucker?”

AND ALL I SAID WAS THAT IF I HAD A DICK I BET IT WOULD FEEL NICE. I NEVER EVER EVER SAID I WOULD ACTUALLY FUCK MOSS!!!!

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I like to think of Robin and Sydney sharing the MC, being the only 2 characters who are actually nice to them </3

The thought of this trio being what keeps each other going lives in my head rent free

Reference used below!

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Nica-Nida (crocodile/krokodil nica) you got yourself a croco-deal

help😭😭😭😭

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excellent, now no one will know I'm British

i will keep your secret until i am forced to reveal it and then everyone will turn on you. for being british of course

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NOOOOO

niba, why do you lick moss

I DO NOT!!