#or irl shit

[professionallyunstable]

so i started to think about some stuff. never doing that again.

[ilovejaiyex2]

[kyofloral]

[cymk8]

her hair so CRISPY

(commission!)

[who-always-pays-their-taxes]

I understand the appeal of writer!Jason Todd while he’s the Redhood but I don’t think YOU understand the appeal of writer!Jason while he’s a pre-teen Robin. That young man writes a field report like it’s a mystery novel, and like what is Bruce even supposed to say “Hey, chum… while the pacing of the report was very intriguing, I need you to be LESS detailed about the color of the suspects ‘emerald green orbs.’” No, he won’t!! because Jason may be a bit annoying but it’s a vast improvement from Dick “What happens with the titans is between me, god, and the emergency room on 34th ave.” Grayson who used to just write “fixed it :)” on cases he completed.

[slicedseafoam]

notes game but the note targets get increasingly more unrealistic to achieve

10 i drink 8 glasses of water tomorrow. so healthy ik… woaw…

25: i eat one (1) vegetable. (i havent had one in months) 50 i go to sleep at a reasonable time tomorrow somehow… (9pm)

100 i go on a walk??? touch grass??? crazy

200 idfk i uh eat a vegetable every day for a week

400 i have a good sleep schedule for a week… yikes

800 i stop chewing on my nails!! forever!! idk if i could actually do this but maybe i would feel guilty if i promised to do it so it would motivate me

1600 i go on a walk two times every single week until the school year ends. wild.

STRETCH GOAL BECAUSE EVERYTHING ELSE WAS ACHIEVED???

2k i eat a veggie every week

3k i try to brush my teeth more…

have you noticed after the second one they started doubling? i really doubt ill get past 25 though but fuck it we ball

[notadino-42]

The Minecraft movie looks like shit. It is fucking over everyone.

[ser0star]

Thinking about the one time in 5th grade, I confidently told the class that PEMDAS stood for ‘Please Excuse My Dope Ass Swag’ and got in trouble. I saw it online and thought that’s what it actually meant.

[porcupine-girl]

An important message to college students: Why you shouldn't use ChatGPT or other "AI" to write papers.

Here's the thing: Unlike plagiarism, where I can always find the exact source a student used, it's difficult to impossible to prove that a student used ChatGPT to write their paper. Which means I have to grade it as though the student wrote it.

So if your professor can't prove it, why shouldn't you use it?

Well, first off, it doesn't write good papers. Grading them as if the student did write it themself, so far I've given GPT-enhanced papers two Ds and an F.

If you're unlucky enough to get a professor like me, they've designed their assignments to be hard to plagiarize, which means they'll also be hard to get "AI" to write well. To get a good paper out of ChatGPT for my class, you'd have to write a prompt that's so long, with so many specifics, that you might as well just write the paper yourself.

ChatGPT absolutely loves to make broad, vague statements about, for example, what topics a book covers. Sadly for my students, I ask for specific examples from the book, and it's not so good at that. Nor is it good at explaining exactly why that example is connected to a concept from class. To get a good paper out of it, you'd have to have already identified the concepts you want to discuss and the relevant examples, and quite honestly if you can do that it'll be easier to write your own paper than to coax ChatGPT to write a decent paper.

The second reason you shouldn't do it?

IT WILL PUT YOUR PROFESSOR IN A REALLY FUCKING BAD MOOD. WHEN I'M IN A BAD MOOD I AM NOT GOING TO BE GENEROUS WITH MY GRADING.

I can't prove it's written by ChatGPT, but I can tell. It does not write like a college freshman. It writes like a professional copywriter churning out articles for a content farm. And much like a large language model, the more papers written by it I see, the better I get at identifying it, because it turns out there are certain phrases it really, really likes using.

Once I think you're using ChatGPT I will be extremely annoyed while I grade your paper. I will grade it as if you wrote it, but I will not grade it generously. I will not give you the benefit of the doubt if I'm not sure whether you understood a concept or not. I will not squint and try to understand how you thought two things are connected that I do not think are connected.

Moreover, I will continue to not feel generous when calculating your final grade for the class. Usually, if someone has been coming to class regularly all semester, turned things in on time, etc, then I might be willing to give them a tiny bit of help - round a 79.3% up to a B-, say. If you get a 79.3%, you will get your C+ and you'd better be thankful for it, because if you try to complain or claim you weren't using AI, I'll be letting the college's academic disciplinary committee decide what grade you should get.

Eventually my school will probably write actual guidelines for me to follow when I suspect use of AI, but for now, it's the wild west and it is in your best interest to avoid a showdown with me.

[vaporevon]

“no polyamory at pride” is some chronic no bitches shit. that’s got to be made up. no gay person would say that they’d have no fucking friends

[professionallyunstable]

kinda tired fighting for a life i don’t even want

[probablytame]

don't play around with feral dogboys. don't chain one up to the bedpost and tease it from afar, making it sit on a vibrator while you touch yourself. good lord do not make the most pretty little whimpers and noises as you do it. sooner or later that thing is going to burst out from its chains and tackle you to the ground as it sinks its teeth into your neck. snarling as it tears open your legs and rams its knot into your hole. and god forbid it's strap knot, because the only thing that's gonna stop it is exhaustion. that thing only sees you as a toy, and it's going to fuck you until you break

[parisoonic]

these effing guys

[soimse]

His eyes are up there, farmer..

((Also that’s a doorknob he’s holding I now realize that’s visually unclear, this started as a silly sketch))

[notsogoodangel]

Purple and Red.

The gods and their loved ones.

[andxisha]