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if someone could push me off the edge of a cliff, that would be greatly appreciated 🙏
#◢ 𝐊𝐀𝐘'𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒 ◣#rant#like im so tired#mentally#and physically#im constantly doing something#that isnt even for myself#and when i do get time for myself#i feel like shit#bc why am i NOT doing anything??#i wanna get so much writing done#but i get bearly any time to write#i cant remember#the last time i was able to actually sit down#and write something#bc i am CONSTANTLY having to do something else#i work 9pm-7am#then when i get off work#i have to babysit from 8:30am-4pm#so i bearly get any sleep#or get to actually eat anything#or time to myself#and when i dont babysit#im using that time to catch up on sleep#and before i know it#im right back at the beginning of the cycle#so to any of my readers that have made it this far#i apologize#for the lack of anything on my blog#im trying
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would you bite the hand that feeds you?
#pearlescentmoon#smajor1995#wild life smp#namemc spoilers#i hope these two never get along in the storyline i find them fascinating#OKAY SO#originally i had this sketch back in session 2 when scott manages to throw her something actually edible JUST IN TIME#and now with the namemc spoilers of pearl ACTUALLY having a yellow eye which does! kind of match scotts esp since he died for this#i figured itd be an appropriate time#i did edit it though the original was pearl eating smth#now do i think scott and pearl has had any Major (heh) interactions to warrant this fanart in WL?#frankly no LMAO theyve been very civil you go guys . but i like the dynamics between them anyway#also i finally got a piece with scott!!! hes been very hard to draw goodness#anyway long rambly tags#eydidraws#my art#mcyt#trafficblr#galaxyduo#majormoon#** i say civil because its just been more on verbal light jabs at each other rather than anything Really significant ?#and well. its obvious all 3Gs are being very careful around each other which makes me JUST A L IL SAD#id love to see them let loose and be vicious but i also understand the angle theyre coming from#anyway can you tell i like the 3g dynamics
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
#No patience. Wither and rot.#These motherfuckers dogpiled the legend who leaked the no fly list because it identified as the wrong type of lesbian.#They will attack the people doing DIRECT ACTION over dumbfuck label discourse. Deeply unserious people.#Embarrassing to think that there are rubes out there who keep falling for this#For ALL our sakes I hope this is literally their first rodeos and they really haven't fallen for this bullshit twice.#But unfortunately I'm too old to be that hopeful.#I didn't get to see the big ''public block list'' made for us dirty queers who support or are bi/mspec lesbians but I hope I was on it#If a man is best judged by his enemies then exclusionists who echo terf rhetoric are the ones I WANT to have.#And ''public lesbian block list'' is in quotes because if you REALLY thought that such a thing wasn't a ''GO HARASS THESE PEOPLE'' charter-#--then you have a black mold where your brain used to be and it's rapidly eating into the bathroom tile you call a skull#Unironically you should not have a platform if you are THAT stupid or malicious to think it was anything BUT a harassment charter#I hope they're ashamed.#Context for those unaware: a flesh-eating amoeba created a public blocklist for people who supported bi lesbians#Minors and extremely small creators without big platforms were on that list#People got harassed but the most namely was Lockandkeyhyena who had people raiding his server with racial slurs and death threats.#I hope everyone involved sees who their ''allies'' are when they spread that sentiment.#A bunch of people ACTUALLY 'invading someone's space' to post the n-word and suicidebait.#THAT is who you appeal to. Sit with that.
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killua koala parallels || how i imagine their getting to know eachother convo went
#my art#hxh#hunter x hunter#killua zoldyck#gon freecss#comic#really quick thing while i put off everything under the sun. i mihgt fix the text later to be more legible eh#it's eucalyptus btw#babies aren't born with the microbes to actually digest it and since koalas barely eat anything else they have to get it from their mom#as one does
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little doodle of my zalgo design just bc i think he’s real fun to draw and he’s cool looking :3
i never really see anyone do all that much with him anymore compared to the older crp fandom where i remember him having much more of a role tho honestly that was probably just bc of a certain webcomic at the time,,
i think he’s neat tho! so even tho idrk where he fits into my au yet i want him to be in there SOMEWHERE just because like why not and im proud of his design
ive been drawing him with this sort of deer motif for years now and i actually have no clue where i got it from? i wanna say maybe from the beast from otgw bc he has the antlers but i really have no clue LOL. it’s stuck tho so now in my mind zalgo is deer :3
#i yap a little in the tags if u wanna read LOL#zalgo#zalgo creepypasta#lord zalgo#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#creepypasta fandom#crp#crp fandom#crp fanart#zalgo fanart#art#digital art#small artist#artists on tumblr#my artwork#fanart#doodle#i wanna say most of the trait of him being like slender’s enemy came from i eat pasta for breakfast#at least i think?#which on one hand it holds a special place in my heart for the nostalgia#and it really helped me get into creepypasta in the first place#but on the OTHER HANDDDD uhhhhhh…. eeeeeeekkk……#it haunts me honestly#i have crayons and paper here!#shudders#also zalgo getting the hot anime man treatment was always funny to me personally#do i think my au’s version would ALSO have a hot anime man form for shits and gigs? yeah totally#he may be an eldrich horror but he has a sense of humor okay#if anything i imagine him to actually have more of a sense of humor than slender does for some reason LOL
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Okay listen. When I decided to give squid Jean (squean) bite marks/scars last year I was just making it make sense that he lived with a pod of orcas who thought it was super fun to scare him and threaten him, I didn’t know tsc would come out and make that detail somehow 100x worse
Someone get this kid to Whalemack and Abby stat :( thank you Renee
Find the mer aus masterpost here
#I was just thinking in the very real sense that some orcas have been known to eat squid#and yeah maybe mers have a general thing about not eating other mers#(who knows. maybe it’s only most mers/more social mers)#(and this is not a hard and fast rule)#(idk the ocean is scary)#but this is the raven equivalent. jeans probably right to be actually worried#but hey! he gets a new hairstyle while I test them out#more of the external gill/regular hair look#anyway. sorry#aftg#tsc#the sunshine court#in a weird way we have managed to have to tag#tsc spoilers#fan art#my art#mer au#oops all mers au#squean#renee swimmer#<< I give. renee swimmer#next I’m gonna have to stoop to shaaron#for shark Aaron 😂😭#uhhh if I need to tag anything else lmk
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Experimentation (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Sans#Papyrus#Continuing the theme of memories and what Gaster ruined for them haha#He doesn't even have to be here and he's making their lives harder! Par for the course#Lots of things have the potential to trigger their memories - a familiar smell or a food they recognize#But there were so many things they never experienced and sifting between them is very difficult!#Especially considering most of what they ''remember'' is actually just their Reaction to Something - like the smoke smell making them tense#Sans here getting a Reaction for sure tho - being questioned and experimented on does Not feel good#It's Papyrus doing it so that's one thing but even still - not having fun with this#Papyrus is so curious! He wants to know! He always seems to be a bit left out on finding things out haha#Sans being the more science-minded of the two probably has an impact there - ask your brother he'll help figure it out#Unless he really doesn't want to because it feels weird please stop (lol)#Still tho being asked to eat things as an experiment? ''oh hey bro maybe going to grillby's will remind me of something'' ''SANS'' lol#Papyrus didn't mean anything by continuing to ask questions he's just curious!#Sans goes to write down the results and then feels Even Worse so scribbles them out#''don't tell me what to do!'' directed nowhere in particular#Tries really hard to put it out of him mind A Lot#This remembering business sure is uncomfortable!#Look what you did Gaster you took a perfectly fun data-gathering session and turned it into something they'll need therapy for!
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I keep seeing Wei Wuxian slander (libel?) And I won't stand for it. Wei Wuxian is not a bad cook. He just happens to cook food that is very spicy because that's how he likes it. Other people who like spicy food would probably also like it, and people who are not used to spicy food will not. This does not make him a bad cook, this just makes his food toxic to people like Lan Wangji (and me)
#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#now xie lian is actually a bad cook#no living person with functioning tastebuds has been able to eat his food without getting sick#which is why its perfect that his husband is dead and love makes you blind#the thing is xie lian has been too poor for too long to be picky about anything#he was shown eating a bun that fell on the dusty ground because food is food regardless of how it tastes#sleeping on the streets and having bad luck has likely destroyed his standards for food and also forced him to develop an iron stomach
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#top drawing is silly thoughts i had for the ancient warriors following their kids around and watching them live out their lives#and getting SUPER invested#edit: ive gotta explain myself in the tags hi#so mercuremons egg baby is a gotsumon and hes just got no eyes#and hes in charge of installing toilets in the gotsumon village now#its the highest honor#and grottomons egg baby is the baby bro of the mushroommon brothers now#and he is SO good at digging and landscaping and the floramon love him#dont ask him to plant anything but if you section off an area and drop him in there#then hes gonna fucking LEVEL the ground#if you need tilled soil hes your guy#and arbormons egg baby is that little burger baby but hes got a leaf growing out of his head because it makes me laugh#hes a baby but hes so good at eating burgers. maybe...TOO good....#maybe one day his burgermon parents can teach him how to actually make burgers#litte did they know in another life this baby kidnapped their dad....
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pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#the noise#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting#pizzaposting#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything#except for the rats.
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A few silly little small sculptures that I made with some of the leftover clay from the main one I did recently
#sculpture#birds#neopets#sparkly little aishas my beloved.....#Though I actually kind of liked them with a matte finish more?? I wanted to try out making them sparkly and shiny..but#I think they might have looked better before adding all the shine. BUT I kind of like both. Maybe I should make two more that aren't shiny#just to have variation lol... an entire army of tiny aishas.....#The little house is so bad lol I hada headache at that point and kind of just wanted to get everything over with#(I bake the clay all at once so I had to get the smaller ones done to go with the main one)#and was like.. zero effort into making things line up or measuring at all. one window on one side is like twice as big as on the other lol#but I think from afar ifnot examined too closely it's still kind of cute. The birds were also just random like 'what can I shape out of thi#s small blob of clay I have leftover' etc. I did actually put irridescent eyeshaow on the pigeon but it just doesnt show up in photos ToT#The other bird is not anything in specific... some sort of random fantasy creature bird with slight purple on it's wings or something#The strawberry is exclusively just a quickly done accessory for the birds.. I wanted them to have a little meal to share#even though I dont know if birds eat strawberries#the last picture in the set is them all sitting on a shelf (the most well lit place I could find) but looks weird#since it has all of my avocado pit eyes in the background......... ominous backdrop for such peaceful little creachures..#you kind of cant tell what they are from that angle though i guess lol
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Assassin's Creed Revelations be like
#remember this meme?#assassins creed#ezio auditore da firenze#altair ibn la'ahad#desmond miles#I’m just joking of course theyre all in misery#sigh#i wish revelations didnt completely retcon altaïr's story and personality so that i could actually enjoy the game#every time he opens his mouth i’m just like… who are you?#it just makes me feel gaslit afjhdhs#it doesn't help that he has a completely different voice as well lol#also WHERE IS MALIK????#and maria suddenly gets fridged just like that???#at least ezio gets his eat pray love arc and finally decides to get ass-ass-out of the ass-ass-ins to enjoy family life#good for him#and desmonds just hangin out#no thoughts head empty#literally not allowed to actually do anything or change at all and put in a coma bc this game wasnt supposed to exist in the first place#dont you just love corporate greed?#sorry this got negative lmao#ac revelations spoilers#i guess???#its been like 15 years
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brodinsons absolutely would mess with earth in the funniest ways idk what to tell you Thor will go on live news and relay a sob story about how Loki is his beloved wife who has been lost to a mind madness and he wants him to return but alas he is a villain on Midgard now and so Thor stays as well hoping that some part of her will recognise him and they will reunite. And then Loki goes on another channel and says yes that's all true I will castrate him promptly for wronging our vows.
#and then loki joins the avengers and the news coverage only gets more confusing#because there was already the very obvious brother thing#so peopke figured that much out#but now they're like misconstruing the pocky challenge and doing random trends even though they're often family or couple ones#loki: ok the pocky stick looks ready? do i just eat the other side?#thor: mmmMhggMMM mmm 👍#loki: mmm]]mmh noww whaftmtm#and then they just chill holding the pocky until bruce or someone ends up walking in and they break it off to cut the video#like there i NO WAY you are getting any actual info from them about anything#thor makes some rude joke during an interview and loki just carries it on like#yes it is of great prestige to refer a warrior as... thick. referring to their bounteous muscles of course. for example you may witness thor#his riches are noted beyond the nine realms. hence when i say bouncy i refer to his practiced muscles#as is the elasticity of such large. muscles.#the interviewer: *clears throat* ah. this has been very.. informative. thank you. do continue to share on culture differences you have noted#loki: yes well if someone should offer thor their hand as he is of concerning age to be unmarried. he is far older than me you see...#thor will be chased for months
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THE PRINCES OF THE NORTH!
i thought my little moshang kid could benefit from a baby brother
#svsss#moshang#xuejiao: i did not want a brother >:( MBJ: well we didn't ask you did we#baby tiehan got sqh's height and talkativeness and general nervous vibe. but hes for SURE half demon#loooves fighting and weaponry. MBJ took him along to all of his military campaigns when he was a kid. hes the northern armys little mascot#he and xuejiao used to fight (read: XJ would beat the SHIT out of him cause hes twice his size) when they were kids#as older teens they dont really have anything to do with each other because they have no shared hobbies and dont get along well#and MBJ is like :( our children have stopped sparring... something is wrong with them...#SQH: i actually think it's for the better that theyve stopped beating the everloving shit out of each other. but maybe thats my human bias#TH eats raw meat. XJ has constant flashbacks to his childhood of food poisoning (by political rivals who wanted him dead lol)#TH kicking open the door: HOW LONG AFTER AN ANIMAL DIES CAN I EAT IT?#XJ: i fucking hate this family. ugh. as long as it doesn't have any maggots or anything. fucking hell. get out of my rooms
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"Between Anakin and Luke who is the better Jedi?"
"Who's the strongest?"
Blah blah blah.
Every single person who thinks it is Anakin is wrong because Anakin "coolest thing about me is my kids" Skywalker would beat you up for thinking that his son isn't the greatest thing of all time.
#you know im right#if this man could chew he'd be eating metal every time someone so much as suggest that luke was anything but perfect#vader canonically loses his temper everytime someone from the empire suggests that luke isnt the biggest threat they're facing#he's like “what? do you mean? we should focus on someone else? luke skywalker exists and i have to follow him actually”#luke gets kidnapped and Vader kills the people who did it because only HE is allowed to hubt and traumatise his child like that thank you#“oh but anakin is the chosen one” you say#neither anakin or i care we're to busy admiring luke as he fucks up again#kylo meets anakin in the afterlife prepared to complain about luke and his 'failures'#surpised to find that grandpa 'number 1 luke stan' vader couldn't give a shit#'oh he tried to kill you? clearly he didn't do a good enough job. hey you think luke is open to advice? give him advice in killing people'#luke skywalker#anakin skywalker#darth vader#dad vader
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