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if someone could push me off the edge of a cliff, that would be greatly appreciated 🙏
#◢ 𝐊𝐀𝐘'𝐒 𝐁𝐀𝐁𝐁𝐋𝐄𝐒 ◣#rant#like im so tired#mentally#and physically#im constantly doing something#that isnt even for myself#and when i do get time for myself#i feel like shit#bc why am i NOT doing anything??#i wanna get so much writing done#but i get bearly any time to write#i cant remember#the last time i was able to actually sit down#and write something#bc i am CONSTANTLY having to do something else#i work 9pm-7am#then when i get off work#i have to babysit from 8:30am-4pm#so i bearly get any sleep#or get to actually eat anything#or time to myself#and when i dont babysit#im using that time to catch up on sleep#and before i know it#im right back at the beginning of the cycle#so to any of my readers that have made it this far#i apologize#for the lack of anything on my blog#im trying
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would you bite the hand that feeds you?
#pearlescentmoon#smajor1995#wild life smp#namemc spoilers#i hope these two never get along in the storyline i find them fascinating#OKAY SO#originally i had this sketch back in session 2 when scott manages to throw her something actually edible JUST IN TIME#and now with the namemc spoilers of pearl ACTUALLY having a yellow eye which does! kind of match scotts esp since he died for this#i figured itd be an appropriate time#i did edit it though the original was pearl eating smth#now do i think scott and pearl has had any Major (heh) interactions to warrant this fanart in WL?#frankly no LMAO theyve been very civil you go guys . but i like the dynamics between them anyway#also i finally got a piece with scott!!! hes been very hard to draw goodness#anyway long rambly tags#eydidraws#my art#mcyt#trafficblr#galaxyduo#majormoon#** i say civil because its just been more on verbal light jabs at each other rather than anything Really significant ?#and well. its obvious all 3Gs are being very careful around each other which makes me JUST A L IL SAD#id love to see them let loose and be vicious but i also understand the angle theyre coming from#anyway can you tell i like the 3g dynamics
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2025 is the year of the DRAGON SLIPPERS
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#kutsurogi my room#eyestrain#(just a little) (that purple is a beast)#happy new year everybody!#still catching up but i needed to bust in to be extremely validated about some anime slippers#I KNEW IT i knew he'd have some doofy footwear!!!!#they're even actually dragon slippers!#i just got the wrong end of the dragon. whoops.#god. i love this idiot so much.#lilia really does have the best character development huh#lilia 600 years ago: i exist only to defend my kingdom against humanity. (eats a frog without breaking eye contact)#lilia today: wah i stubbed my toe :( i can't find my eyelash curler :( the sun is too bright :(#(this is not a complaint i genuinely love this silly grampa)#most relatable groovy ever tbh#sigh. i gotta have a serious think about my keys now.#i didn't get ANY of the new cards (not even the srs...)#i did get bloom lilia(!!!) from the mission pulls so that kinda made up for it but now i'm like#weighing the odds that birthday malleus is going to be in sweatpants...#i just feel deep in my bones that this upcoming mal card is going to be the funniest yet#(and this is saying something considering his og card literally is wearing a little frilly sash that says 'birthday boy')#honestly though no matter what malleus wears it's going to be incredible#this man has such an intrinsic vibe of dark hooded cloakiness that whenever he wears anything else it's guaranteed hilarity#sometimes i like to think about how he just wanders around campus in his little blazer and tie and it's the best
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killua koala parallels || how i imagine their getting to know eachother convo went
#my art#hxh#hunter x hunter#killua zoldyck#gon freecss#comic#really quick thing while i put off everything under the sun. i mihgt fix the text later to be more legible eh#it's eucalyptus btw#babies aren't born with the microbes to actually digest it and since koalas barely eat anything else they have to get it from their mom#as one does
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Because I agonised for an hour or more this morning on how i would get groceries before 'allowing' myself to order them to be delivered:
You don't have to push yourself to your absolute limit constantly as a disabled person to prove you are worthy of care and support and recovery/improvement/symptom management. (I know this is a broad spectrum that varies for each person).
Abled people do strictly unnecessary things to make their lives easier all the time. You're allowed to do that too.
#seriously it was like- i can't drive so it's easier to walk to the supermarket with my crutches#but then i'll need both of them#and it's nearly impossible (for me) to shop in a way that isn't extra labour and frustration with two crutches#so I should probably take my wheelchair#but that still limits me to what I can carry home in a backpack#and I have to cross major roads to get there without traffic lights and that's more difficult in my chair#and I'm already trying to recover from the past two days#and I have hobbies I want to do today and class to attend tomorrow#so I don't want to max myself out just getting groceries#but i *need* groceries today because otherwise myself and (more importantly imo) my cat won't have anything to eat (literal)#anyway uhh... being disabled is so much work that abled people without disabled folks in their lives don't see#radio chatter#actually disabled#actually chronically ill#mobility aid user
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little doodle of my zalgo design just bc i think he’s real fun to draw and he’s cool looking :3
i never really see anyone do all that much with him anymore compared to the older crp fandom where i remember him having much more of a role tho honestly that was probably just bc of a certain webcomic at the time,,
i think he’s neat tho! so even tho idrk where he fits into my au yet i want him to be in there SOMEWHERE just because like why not and im proud of his design
ive been drawing him with this sort of deer motif for years now and i actually have no clue where i got it from? i wanna say maybe from the beast from otgw bc he has the antlers but i really have no clue LOL. it’s stuck tho so now in my mind zalgo is deer :3
#i yap a little in the tags if u wanna read LOL#zalgo#zalgo creepypasta#lord zalgo#creepypasta#creepypasta fanart#creepypasta fandom#crp#crp fandom#crp fanart#zalgo fanart#art#digital art#small artist#artists on tumblr#my artwork#fanart#doodle#i wanna say most of the trait of him being like slender’s enemy came from i eat pasta for breakfast#at least i think?#which on one hand it holds a special place in my heart for the nostalgia#and it really helped me get into creepypasta in the first place#but on the OTHER HANDDDD uhhhhhh…. eeeeeeekkk……#it haunts me honestly#i have crayons and paper here!#shudders#also zalgo getting the hot anime man treatment was always funny to me personally#do i think my au’s version would ALSO have a hot anime man form for shits and gigs? yeah totally#he may be an eldrich horror but he has a sense of humor okay#if anything i imagine him to actually have more of a sense of humor than slender does for some reason LOL
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Experimentation (Patreon)
#Doodles#UT#Handplates#Sans#Papyrus#Continuing the theme of memories and what Gaster ruined for them haha#He doesn't even have to be here and he's making their lives harder! Par for the course#Lots of things have the potential to trigger their memories - a familiar smell or a food they recognize#But there were so many things they never experienced and sifting between them is very difficult!#Especially considering most of what they ''remember'' is actually just their Reaction to Something - like the smoke smell making them tense#Sans here getting a Reaction for sure tho - being questioned and experimented on does Not feel good#It's Papyrus doing it so that's one thing but even still - not having fun with this#Papyrus is so curious! He wants to know! He always seems to be a bit left out on finding things out haha#Sans being the more science-minded of the two probably has an impact there - ask your brother he'll help figure it out#Unless he really doesn't want to because it feels weird please stop (lol)#Still tho being asked to eat things as an experiment? ''oh hey bro maybe going to grillby's will remind me of something'' ''SANS'' lol#Papyrus didn't mean anything by continuing to ask questions he's just curious!#Sans goes to write down the results and then feels Even Worse so scribbles them out#''don't tell me what to do!'' directed nowhere in particular#Tries really hard to put it out of him mind A Lot#This remembering business sure is uncomfortable!#Look what you did Gaster you took a perfectly fun data-gathering session and turned it into something they'll need therapy for!
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I keep seeing Wei Wuxian slander (libel?) And I won't stand for it. Wei Wuxian is not a bad cook. He just happens to cook food that is very spicy because that's how he likes it. Other people who like spicy food would probably also like it, and people who are not used to spicy food will not. This does not make him a bad cook, this just makes his food toxic to people like Lan Wangji (and me)
#mdzs#wei wuxian#lan wangji#now xie lian is actually a bad cook#no living person with functioning tastebuds has been able to eat his food without getting sick#which is why its perfect that his husband is dead and love makes you blind#the thing is xie lian has been too poor for too long to be picky about anything#he was shown eating a bun that fell on the dusty ground because food is food regardless of how it tastes#sleeping on the streets and having bad luck has likely destroyed his standards for food and also forced him to develop an iron stomach
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#top drawing is silly thoughts i had for the ancient warriors following their kids around and watching them live out their lives#and getting SUPER invested#edit: ive gotta explain myself in the tags hi#so mercuremons egg baby is a gotsumon and hes just got no eyes#and hes in charge of installing toilets in the gotsumon village now#its the highest honor#and grottomons egg baby is the baby bro of the mushroommon brothers now#and he is SO good at digging and landscaping and the floramon love him#dont ask him to plant anything but if you section off an area and drop him in there#then hes gonna fucking LEVEL the ground#if you need tilled soil hes your guy#and arbormons egg baby is that little burger baby but hes got a leaf growing out of his head because it makes me laugh#hes a baby but hes so good at eating burgers. maybe...TOO good....#maybe one day his burgermon parents can teach him how to actually make burgers#litte did they know in another life this baby kidnapped their dad....
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pest control TWO!!!!! heres the first one
adn heres the obligatory bonus bc i can't help myself :')
#i already threatened that little basard twice in these i may as well make good on it#pizza tower#peppino spaghetti#fake peppino#the noise#fp ''oh god wait that is not a real rat and also tastes awful'' moments. he doesnt actually have any interest in eating that thang ok#even if seeing a small scampering little guy like that WILL activate his prey drive without fail#peppino loves it he thinks it's the funniest shit in the world for fp to go after noise. so he is always encouraging this.#but anyway yeah. fp is *really* not the one noise should be worried about.#arting#pizzaposting#i still have lots of tag room thjis time so im gonna do some tangential nonsense rambling. e#fp gotta be like crazy good at hunting i think. not just for strength and predator instincts but also bc like#he doesn't have much in the way of a scent or body heat or anything that would give him away as an alive thing#not to mention he's uh... not particularly organically-shaped a lot of the time#so esp. to smaller prey that don't like... memorize a landscape; if he holds very still he's like completely undetectable#total ambush king. though i'm sure hes also very good at#persistence and pursuit hunting since he has peppino's speed and no way of getting muscle fatigue. ultimate beast#fortunately he doesnt care that much and doesnt really need to eat so hes not devastating the local ecosystem or anything#except for the rats.
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A few silly little small sculptures that I made with some of the leftover clay from the main one I did recently
#sculpture#birds#neopets#sparkly little aishas my beloved.....#Though I actually kind of liked them with a matte finish more?? I wanted to try out making them sparkly and shiny..but#I think they might have looked better before adding all the shine. BUT I kind of like both. Maybe I should make two more that aren't shiny#just to have variation lol... an entire army of tiny aishas.....#The little house is so bad lol I hada headache at that point and kind of just wanted to get everything over with#(I bake the clay all at once so I had to get the smaller ones done to go with the main one)#and was like.. zero effort into making things line up or measuring at all. one window on one side is like twice as big as on the other lol#but I think from afar ifnot examined too closely it's still kind of cute. The birds were also just random like 'what can I shape out of thi#s small blob of clay I have leftover' etc. I did actually put irridescent eyeshaow on the pigeon but it just doesnt show up in photos ToT#The other bird is not anything in specific... some sort of random fantasy creature bird with slight purple on it's wings or something#The strawberry is exclusively just a quickly done accessory for the birds.. I wanted them to have a little meal to share#even though I dont know if birds eat strawberries#the last picture in the set is them all sitting on a shelf (the most well lit place I could find) but looks weird#since it has all of my avocado pit eyes in the background......... ominous backdrop for such peaceful little creachures..#you kind of cant tell what they are from that angle though i guess lol
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"Between Anakin and Luke who is the better Jedi?"
"Who's the strongest?"
Blah blah blah.
Every single person who thinks it is Anakin is wrong because Anakin "coolest thing about me is my kids" Skywalker would beat you up for thinking that his son isn't the greatest thing of all time.
#you know im right#if this man could chew he'd be eating metal every time someone so much as suggest that luke was anything but perfect#vader canonically loses his temper everytime someone from the empire suggests that luke isnt the biggest threat they're facing#he's like “what? do you mean? we should focus on someone else? luke skywalker exists and i have to follow him actually”#luke gets kidnapped and Vader kills the people who did it because only HE is allowed to hubt and traumatise his child like that thank you#“oh but anakin is the chosen one” you say#neither anakin or i care we're to busy admiring luke as he fucks up again#kylo meets anakin in the afterlife prepared to complain about luke and his 'failures'#surpised to find that grandpa 'number 1 luke stan' vader couldn't give a shit#'oh he tried to kill you? clearly he didn't do a good enough job. hey you think luke is open to advice? give him advice in killing people'#luke skywalker#anakin skywalker#darth vader#dad vader
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People say they won't eat motile creatures but still eat sperm! smh
i eat sperm because i'm not a vegetarian! im uncomplicatedly a carnist i think those little guys are wailing and crying the whole time. blood also. the blood also screams. those little cells waving their tiny antigens trying to live. nope! down my sloppy gullet 😋
#cpericardium#i feel like i should change my dietary habits for morals#and ive taken steps to do so#i liked ozy brennans 'ameliatarian' diet#<- where you only eat women named amy ofc#actually its about avoiding eggs chicken and farmed fish#im not a perfect ameliatarian though bc chicken is wildly accessible to me and im apt to not eat anything if i get too persnickety#so i cant let myself get too strict w rules of any kind for food#sperm is fine though bc they count as the person im sucking off#and im pro consensual cannibalism
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Assassin's Creed Revelations be like
#remember this meme?#assassins creed#ezio auditore da firenze#altair ibn la'ahad#desmond miles#I’m just joking of course theyre all in misery#sigh#i wish revelations didnt completely retcon altaïr's story and personality so that i could actually enjoy the game#every time he opens his mouth i’m just like… who are you?#it just makes me feel gaslit afjhdhs#it doesn't help that he has a completely different voice as well lol#also WHERE IS MALIK????#and maria suddenly gets fridged just like that???#at least ezio gets his eat pray love arc and finally decides to get ass-ass-out of the ass-ass-ins to enjoy family life#good for him#and desmonds just hangin out#no thoughts head empty#literally not allowed to actually do anything or change at all and put in a coma bc this game wasnt supposed to exist in the first place#dont you just love corporate greed?#sorry this got negative lmao#ac revelations spoilers#i guess???#its been like 15 years
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day 2: best way to a person's heart is through their stomach! ♡
"yamato. quit clingin' on me." "just one more!" mwah. ".......yama, please. you're so heavy. go cling on chika." "yeah right. I'd rather not have grill marks on my face." sluuuurp.
burgers for pookiebears. chika's tummy is rumbling! ♡
#i'm more of a foodie than both of them but yama will eat whatever i wanna try#we always go out to new restaurants when smth opens up#by my request#also#he's not a bad cook! better than me with certain meals i think#i'd say he's a better cook bc he's good at experimenting and i'm a better baker bc i'm better with following directions#chika is a disaster we don't let him near anything#as if he'd even want to#but a grill's a grill. ykwim#i also just get fed up with yamato for how often he wants to get takeout for chika#like do yall know you can make burgers at home.#it actually works out great bc sometimes restaurants (mcdonalds) fuck up chika's order#but it's always perfect in vee's kitchen ♡#venchiya <3#my art <3#14 days of cupid's arrow#DONT LOOK TOO CLOSE AT ANYTHING I WAS RUSHING#w/ endo yamato#w/ takiishi chika
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