so don't close those eyes when you sing / don't you know people like me are watching you
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buddhist computer mantra found in r/popcorn all time top post
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ordering my executioner to make the traitor's death "slow and painless", just to mix it up a little
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ah... I had that dream again. the one about the traitors and sycophants in my court. it's time to order the death of half of the mysterious uncles and all of the scribes
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sometimes a friend comes by to drop something and says "yeah after that i'm off to a puzzle warehouse" and you have no choice but to leave your depression spiral, get dressed, and follow that friend to the middle of nowhere to see the puzzle warehouse

there's two floors.
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musicians rely on cheap dirty tricks to make consumers give them money, such as using instruments to vibrate the air in a pleasing way
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Violence isn't the answer. Violence is the question, and the answer is both painfully contextually dependent and utterly irrevocable once the course is set
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is it ok to ship my oc with a canon character?
personally id say dont d\o it. the main issue that strikes me is that none of themmare even single??? like, ur disrupting a perfectly good relationship just for your own benefit????? how do you think my ocs, who are dating/married to all the canon characters, will feel if you did that? disgusting-Mod $
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Manuel Ocampo — Cross Snake and Charcuterie (oil on canvas, 2022)
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Lately I've been thinking that I could be pretty good standup comedian. I've got the stage presence, the observational skills, the patter. I've got the contempt. The frothing, bile-flecked disdain for the travesty of the human animal and all its projects. The withering, red-hazed lens of deconstructive entropic judgement, the scrutiny of which no articulable concept survives. I'm good at establishing a rapport with an audience. I would be a pretty good standup comedian
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maaaaan if you put the youth of today into some kind of old style situation they would struggle but adapt over time much like those of the past.
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